Galiano, griffon explorer extraordinaire, is a number of things. An adventurer? Sure. A daredevil? Absolutely. An archeologist? By some definitions, yes!

An expert on love? Not at all.

So naturally, when he witnesses a unicorn propose to an earth pony with a horn ring, he finds himself confused, vexed, and curious. Upon looking into it further, he discovers a secret so well kept, so shocking, and so salacious, that he simply cannot keep himself from investigating further. He's following this rabbit hole as deep as it goes, and he's taking his partner, Star Hunter, with him - whether he wants to come along or not.

Rated M for mature humor.

Preread and edited by the invaluable ATOMICTheCrow.