THE GREAT PINKIE!

Pinkie Pie got out of her bed and tripped on her blankets. They formed a noose around her neck that she simply slipped out of. "That looks dangerous." She stepped out of her room, before tripping down the stairs and landing on her neck. She shook her head and shrugged. "Wow, that hurt!" she said cheerfully. Pinkie Pie headed to the kitchen and tripped into the rack of knives. They all got stuck in her limbs- no they simply cut her. "Welp, time to bandage myself."

Pinkie Pie headed to the bathroom. She slipped on the floor and hit her head on the counter. "That's probably gonna bruise." Pinkie said to no one in particular. She slipped again, her head falling into the toilet. Her hair absorbed the water. "Brr, that's cold." She slipped and fell on the plunger. It broke and gave the pink mare a splinter. "Owie!"

Pinkie Pie carefully removed the splinter with tweezers. The tweezers slipped and headed for her eyes, but instead sunk into her wet hair. Which was now dry. She then put blue and green bandages on herself.

"Well, it's time to head out." Pinkie Pie said to herself. She tripped down the stairs, bouncing on her head. She righted herself and walked out the door. A taxi slammed into her, sending her flying into another taxi. "Hey Carry Weight! I got your cupcakes!"

"Oh thanks Pinkie!" The taxi driver took the cupcakes with a grin. "Your treats really help me get through the day."

"No, thank you for allowing me the opportunity to give you treats to help you get through your day." Pinkie corrected.

Carry chuckled and trotted off, munching on a cupcake.

Pinkie continued on her way, when a piano- just barley missed her due to her Pinkie sense.

"Well, Time to visit my friends so I can invite them to my super best friends forever party!" Pinkie said, bouncing down the road. "First up, Applejack!"

Pinkie Pie pronked her way to Sweet Apple Acres. As she pronked on the rough dirt road, a cart of apples came barreling towards her. She hopped onto the cart with one pronk, and hopped off with the next. Big Mac and Apple Bloom quickly came running after the cart.

Pinkie pronked up to a tree that Applejack was bucking. She almost got kicking by Applejack. "Hey Applejacky! Come to my Sleepover party!" she said, handing an envelope to Applejack.

"Oh, thank ya kindly Pink-" Applejack began. Suddenly, the tree cracked and fell on top of Pinkie. "Sweet heavens!"

"Oh, I'm not that pretty." Pinkie Pie said with a wave of her hoof and popping out of the leaves. "I gotta deliver the rest of the invites. Bye!" She pronked off.

Pinkie Pie arrived at Fluttershy's and slipped off the small bridge. Because the water was so shallow, she simply stood up and hopped out. She bounced to the door and kicked it open. Or rather, she kicked it back as it suddenly flew off it's hinges towards her.

"Fluttershy, take these invitations I need to break the forth wall!" Pinkie said, throwing her invites at the shocked Fluttershy.

Pinkie blew into a balloon and proceeded to float away into she crashed into her room. Look, I know the title of this chapter, but honestly that could be a story on it's own. So maybe later you'll see her defying death more. Like in another story. But we gotta get to Undertale. Her balloon popped and she crashed into her room.

*TIMESKIP*

Pinkie and her friends sat in a circle. "Welcome to my sleep over! I HAVE GIFTS!" she exclaimed, reaching into her hair and throwing out two boxes. "Open them!!!"

"Who are they-" Applejack began.

"OPEN THEM!!!" Pinkie exclaimed, clapping her hooves together.

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy grabbed the boxes. Inside of the first one was a book labeled "All my recipes. By Pinkamena Diane Pie". In the second was a stack of papers labeled "My will"

Twilight stared at the things. "Pinkie?" she asked, her voice shaking slightly. "What is this about?"

Pinkie held a solemn expression. "My friends, I am needed else where. I go, to New Home!" She then sneezed into confetti.

Rainbow Dash fainted.

"D-Did she..." Fluttershy's voice wavered.

"Welp, I called it." Applejack said.

"Called what?" Rarity asked.

"Pinkie's an alien, and now she's goin off to help some other planet. Figured as much, seein how she had so many odd abilities. And now she's leaving her friends of this world her book of recipes, and a will for what we get. Makes sense to do, ya know?"

Twilight stared at the confetti. "B-bu- WHAT!? Then wouldn't she have said goodbye!?"

"Sayin goodbye hurts Twi." Applejack said with a nod. "So she left us gifts instead.

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Long ago, two races rules over Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS.