Bored Soul’s Poor Life Choice

Two Halves Meeting

I am a Yukimi Botamon.

To be completely honest here I didn't mean to snap like that earlier.

It's just when you have been poked at by unknown beings for a good few hours on end...You tend to be pissed.

Yeah I know not a good excuse!

After the shock of being Diamond Dusted by me wore off...well I should have seen this coming.

Floating midair in a bubble as towns...people? Not quiet that so much as townshorses. Let's go with townshorses for now.

The townshorses stared at me as I floated around in a purple bubble while the purple horned horse, who am I kidding. As the motherfucking unicorn walks down the street heading off to this 'Fluttershy's' house.

I'm calling BS right now. There is no way in hell these are their actual names. I picked up the Unicorn's name is Twilight Sparkle from the....I want to say humanoid gecko like in the car insurance ads. Because there is no way in hell something that tiny is a dragon. Even a baby dragon.

Wait where was I?

Oh yes apparently after the Unicorn remembered it could use magic to stop me from freezing it's face off for using MAGIC on me as an egg for unknown reasons. It put me in a timeout bubble.....

I honestly feel ripped off.

I'm a fucking Digimon. Something that even as a baby level should have been able to do more than throw a fit and get locked up.

Then again most Baby didn't have to deal with talking horses in their 'real world' that could use fucking magic!

How do I know I got double isekaied here?

For one thing they had no idea what a Digitama or Digiegg is if they were poking it with magic!

Though the lack of computers freaks me out more. Since unless rumors are right and Digimon Survive did have it's Digimon evolve from mythological creatures into Digital Ones to survive something. Changing times maybe, then I'm not going to be able to get to the Digital World.

Why is that a bad thing you might ask?

To be honest it's not if you don't stop to consider the fact I'm not likely to be the only unfortunate Digimon dumped here.

Without access to the Digital World there is no way to get these other Digimon home. Thus I might have to go Digimon Tamers on them and kill them. Something I am not looking forward to due to a number of ethical as well as practical reasons.

Among my many reasons. Megas are fucking terrifying!

I mean think about it! A pair of decent Champion level Digimon like say a Greymon and Garurumon could play Kaiju Hour on any unformat city they fight in. Nova Blast here, Howling Blaster there and before you know it they hit a gas station and the whole city block blows the fuck up before they run off somewhere else to keep fighting!

And that's Champion. Not Ultimate. Not Mega. OR god forbid Super Ultimate or Ultra according to some games.

I can't think of a Mega that in the right situation CAN'T destroy a island solo. Even Marine Angemon if they set up their bubbles right could likely hit the island bellow the surface and make it sink! And that's low destruction power Megas!

Stop and picture Machinedramon just appearing in the middle of your city for five seconds....Yeah in those five seconds if he does not have a plan or use for that city. It's BYE BYE city!

Wait where are we?

Let's see we are heading to a cottage in the woods with lots of animals.

Are we off to see the Disney Princess version of a horse? If they start singing I'm Diamond Dusting them.

Twilight knocks on the door while I contemplate the nature of life, the universe and how much Diamond Dust I need to make a run for it. Then run off, or hop in my case, to somewhere like a lost island to avoid the coming BS that is no doubt to follow this isekai plot line.

An adorable Pegasus with yellow fur, pink air and butterfly tattoos on her rump answers the door. I assume this is Fluttershy. OK real talk why do they all have tattoos on their asses? Is it a fashion statement? I hope it's not a tramp stamp!

I don't pay a lick of attention to what the horses are saying.

I'm too busy focusing on the blue head known as Chibimon looking at me with equally wide eyes.

There is only one thing to say in a situation like this. "Puff Pu Puff." (Fuck my Life.)

"Puff Puff." (You are rather Rude.) The blue head points out bluntly as the conversation starts to slow down.

"Puff." (Yep.) I nod as best I can as just a head. "Puff?" (Isekaied?)

"Puff. Puff puff pufff." (Yep. Hello my name is ####### #######.) The blue fucker says bouncing as my ears pieces together puffs into something close to langue. "Puff puff?" (What's your name?)

I glare at the liar. "Puff!" (Liar!) I bounce againist the bubble trying to attack this name thief who leans back as I growl at him. "PUFF PUFF PUFF!!!!" (MY NAME IS ####### ####### JACKASS!)

"Puff?" (What?) Blue boy tilts his head or whole body in this case. Then something seems to click for him. "Puff puff puff?" (Didn't I pick two cards to isekai as?) He asks making me stop trying to attack him to think on that statement.

"Puff?" (You're me?) I ask confused remembering that. Even if the details are fuzzy.

"Puff." (It appears so. We must investigate this through constructive dialogue.) Puff if a complex langue apparently.

"Puff....puff." (I don't recall being....so mouthy.) I point out.

"Aw look at that. They are trying to become friends." The yellow pony says as the purple unicorn deadpans a bit at me.

"Puff puff puff puff." (To be fair I don't think either of us planned to be in My Little Pony as unknown creatures that are just heads.)

"Puff? Puff Puff!" (My Little Pony what kind of name is that? And what do you mean unknown creatures we are fucking Digimon!) I shout at him as his head tilts again.

"Puff. Puff!" (Interesting it appears we had not only bits of her personality split. But also the very pool of knowledge we draw on!)

OK I can see that. This guy seems like a total drama queen where as I'd just shoot someone with a ice attack he chats their ear off!

I close my eyes letting the guy rant at me about something involving the power of friendship. Likely not important.

I mean how dangerous could a little girl's fantasy world be to being that with enough time can become a Kaiju?