Fallout Equestria: Wasteland Guardian

At Grand Pegasus Enclave Base Aroura.

"Alright Purple. I mean Lieutenant-General Cantel. Let's check our bags." said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "My bags have personnel armor and modified helmets. There are also some dresses for me and a black suit jacket with a white collar shirt and a full Windsor tie."

Purple replied, "I got a Welara Machine Pistol Light a 9x19 round submachine gun with a wireframe stock, a Counter-Terrorist 9mm Submachine gun with a suppressor, a knife with a stealth serrated blade, a 7.62x39mm Assault Rifle with a 30 round magazine. There's also a suppressed .45 Auto Pistol with a heavy-duty slide, sixteen fragmentation grenades, sixteen stun grenades, sixteen flashbangs, one '97 Trench Gun with a ten-round tube, Another box of Grand Pegasus Enclave condoms? Not going to ask. Matchbooklet, and a Mk 44 Mod 0 pistol. In my other bag. There is the 40mm Grenade Rifle, 25mm Grenade Anti-Personel Weapon, two bundles of TNT on a timer, Grenade Rifle, twelve sticks of C4 demolition charges, eight satchel charges, Single Action Equestrian revolver, .45-70 Guide Gun Lever-action rifle, .30-30 Carbine, a flare gun, an M141 Flame Launched Assault Rocket Launcher, .50AE, C96 pistol, a 9mm Submachine Gun, an XL80E8, a Roython, and a Commando .357. Let's get the show on the road. Also, if you think we're going to have a ton of sex you're mistaken."

Lieutenant Honey Cake replied, "No, no, no. Some of my friends want their hymans popped and I told them about you. I told them your dick is small but that doesn't mean you can't pleasure somepony."

Purple stood his ground and said, "I don't care if somepony if somepony gives me a hard time for being skinnier, have a shorter tail than the average stallion, and my pecker is only 2 7/8th inches long dick. I don't care that my brother is 8 15/16th inches long. I don't care that he's taller than me and I don't care his tail is the average length for a stallion. I'm happy who I am."

Purple lit up his horn and turned back in Davey's Gray pegasus named Cantel Walkover.and looked over his fake identification papers.

I am Walkover, Waterfall, Cantel. I am forty-seven years old. I'm a Davey Gray with black hair and with green eyes, Purple thought, I'm married to Councilmare Bubblegum Wind and Major-General Windy Soar. I'm bisexual. My service Number is 6825381CW. I was born in West Trottingham, fifteen hundred feet above West Trottingham to a Grand Pegasus Enclave Captain mare and a Pegasus stallion who was a scavenger before my grandma made him a GPE member. My grandmother was a councilmare. I got to remember all this bullshit too.

Purple then folded it up and put it into his suit front pocket and picked up his two duffle bags and Lieutenant Honey Cake's duffle bag because he's a gentle stallion. They walked over to a V-4 Vertibuck where Purple placed the bags on, helped Lieutenant Honey Cake on board, and he got on himself and closed the door.

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A couple of hours later at 7:38 PM. Outside of a three-story cloud building.

Purple got off first with both of his bags and helped Lieutenant Honey Cake off who's carrying her own bag and they walked to the main entrance.

"Lieutenant-General Cantel," said a GPE soldier, "Go on through. Captains, Majors, Lieutenant-Colonels, Colonels, Brigadier-Generals, Brigadiers, Major-Generals, Lieutenant-Generals, Generals, Field Marshals, and Councilponies won't be searched and not stopped. Have a great time Lieutenant-General Cantle."

Purple started to walk away and Lieutenant Honey Cake approached where the guard told her to place her bag onto the table.

Lt Honey Cake did let out a sigh and before another guard had a chance to open it Purple came back.

"We're short on tahm. Gist let her thoo or ahl send yawl, chur family, thur kids, an chur grandkids, and their kids an so on tuh thuh bone an waon't let thum take uh break. Don't push may an let her thoo without checkin' her. Don't make no never mind to may hif it's security protocol. Do it."

The guard let Lieutenant Honey Cake pass and she took her bag and the two walked in as if they were a couple.

Security checkpoints ain't for me. Lieutenant Honey Cake thought, They see the armor in the bag well I'll be arrested and detained. Probably executed highly over being branded a dashite.

"Alright Pur. I mean Lt-Gen Cantel," said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "I'll take your bags and take them to our room."

Purple looked at her and said, "Are you stupid? You stupid mare!"

Purple then leaned in and whispered, "If they catch you they'll arrest you. I'll take your bag because they won't search me,"

Lieutenant Honey Cake then gave Purple her duffle bag.

"I got two contacts," said Lt Honey Cake, "Colonel Snow Blue on the second floor with security and she'll be in a fieldgrau uniform don't know with a cap on or not. The phrase is "We have a friend in a low place" and the countersign is "Yes we do". The other contact is Col. Raining Sleet is the head of logistics and head chef. She'll be found in the kitchen. Meet me in the assembly room at 8:10 on the dot."

They went their way where Lieutenant Honey Cake went to go get the hotel key for her room and Purple took the most obvious route to the second floor.

***
On the second floor.

"Could've told me what Colonel Snow Blue looks like," Purple mumbled, "About thirty pegasi up here."

There was a mare standing on her hind legs writing with a black ink pen in her mouth and Purple walked up to her.

"Is yawl Colonel Snow Bulloo?" Purple asked

The mare replied, "I am how can I help you?"

Purple replied, "Way got ah friend in ah low place."

The mare was confused and thought that Lieutenant-General Cantle is confused and confused her with another mare.

"Sorry Lieutenant-General," said Colonel Snow Blue, "There's two more Colonel Snow Blue's here. I'm Colonel Snow Blue number three. I think you're looking for two or one. I'm filling in for Snow Blue number Seven."

Damn that's a lot of ponies with the same name, Purple thought

"Sorry fahwar botherin' yawl. As yawl wuz Colonel." Purple apologized, "Have a nice evenin'."

The Colonel placed the pen back in her mouth and started to write again.

Maybe I should go ask the secretary to find Honey Cake's contact, Purple thought, I wish Sunrise was here with Harmony, Crimson, and Harvested. They were good friends even though Harmony and Crimson were the silent type. Silent and deadly is a great idea for combat. And it's my fault that they're dead.

"Excuse me Ma'am?" asked Purple, "Can you tell me where I can find Colonel Snow Bulloo?"

"There's one over there," said the Secretary said pointing to the closest then farthest, "And another one over there,"

"Thank yawl for the information," Purple said before walking off.

"Are yawl Colonel Snow Bulloo?" Purple asked.

"Yes sir. I am." said Colonel Snow Blue, "I'm Colonel Snow Blue number Five. How can I help you?"

"Do you know a Lieutenant Honey Cake?" asked Purple

Colonel Snow Blue replied, "I'm sorry sir. I do not know this Lieutenant Honey Cake you speak of."

Purple replied, "Sorry fahwar botherin' yawl. Havuh nice night ma'am."

He then walked away to the final Colonel Snow Blue.

"We have a friend in a low place?" asked the mare

Purple replied nervously, "Yes we do"

"Follow me "Lieutenant-General" we better not speak here," said Colonel Snow Blue, "And please don't stare at my ass. I already get a ton of mares and some stallions that look at my ass and some ask if they can have "sleep" with me."

Colonel Snow Blue placed her papers into a billfold and escorted "Lieutenant-General Cantel" into a room and closed the door.

"You're late by a whole sixty-nine seconds," said Colonel Snow Blue, "But they're cracking down on security thinking there's a mole or a planned attack here. Can't believe I fell for this and agreed to this but Honey Cake did call in her favor I owe her. Meet me again in twelve minutes in a board room on the first floor. You can also drop your disguise while in here."

Purple used his magic and now is himself and not be Lt-Gen Cartnel Walkover.

"Alright," said Colonel Snow Blue, "Also got some bad news for you and Honey Cake. Enemy reinforcements are inbound and a ThunderHead class cloudship with hundreds if not thousands of soldiers. Soon nopony won't be able to get through security points without being searched. They'll be here in twenty-four minutes before they arrive. Now you better go."

Purple used his magic and turned himself back into Lieutenant-General and left with his and Lieutenant Honey Cake's bags and headed to Lieutenant Honey Cake's room.

I would rather be pegged by a mare while forced to give oral sex to another mare, Purple thought, while another mare gives me a very painful hoofjob. Wait a second. I'm not Base.

***
In the main hall/lobby area

"When Colonel Autumn Leaf kills RedEye," said a stallion, "I'm going to promote him to General of the Army."

A mare replied, "After we deal with Redeye, Dashites, that Littlepip mare. I forgot about the Grand Pony Enclave and the Wasteland Guardians."

They're soon going to get a major kick in the ass soon, Purple thought, A very huge, very huge kick in the ass.

***
In the dining hall.

Purple walked over to the table where Lieutenant Honey Cake was sitting in her Officer's battle dress and he sat down next to her.

"We got a serious problem," Purple whispered, "We got to hurry this up. Enemy reinforcements are showing up in nineteen minutes and fifty seconds. We got to hide these weapons where they can't be found. We got to go quick."

Lieutenant Honey Cake whispered responded, "Ok thanks for the heads up. Go hide them in the basement or somewhere safe where they can't be found."

Soon a mare walked up behind them and whispered into Purple's ear,

"Lieutenant-General. We got a problem." said the mare, "We need your help we got a security problem."

Purple replied, "Very wayul. Ahl go check it out an solve it."

Purple got up annoyed and took the bags with him.

***
In the hallway

"Follow me Lt-Gen," said Colonel Snow Blue, "We got a problem in the basement."

Purple followed Colonel Snow Blue down some steps to the basement and they were outside of a door.

"I'll be back in a few minutes," said Colonel Snow Blue, "Remember use suppressed weapons or this place will get tighter than my butthole."

Thanks for that, Purple thought, I never looked at a mare's butthole before and I may be straight but I didn't and still don't want that thought in my mind. And now I got one.

Colonel Snow Blue walked away and Purple took the suppressed .45 Auto Pistol out and walked in.

There were three Grand Pegasus Enclave officers standing at a table where Purple used his magic and held his suppressed .45 Auto Pistol at his side against his torso where the three of them looked at him then saw his gun.

He shot the first one, the second one backed away only to get shot, and the third one reached for his Novasurge pistol which it's a Novasurge rifle but without a rifle stock but with a pistol grip and a shorter barrel.

Purple killed the third and final one before going on.

"Fuck off!" said a captured Wasteland Guardian Pegasus, "I ain't tell you jackshit!"

Purple replied, "It's me. Commander Artist. I'm here to set you free."

The Pegasus replied, "Oh. Sorry, sir. If you want to free us. There's a Major on the other side with the keys unless if you want to lockpick it."

Purple didn't have any lockpicks so he went and drew the suppressed CT 9mm Submachine gun. He saw several Grand Pegasus Enclave soldiers sitting at a round table playing cards where he just shot them using his magic.

Purple even encountered more captured Pegasai from the Wasteland Guardians sitting in jail cells under the building and some of them were Grand Pegasus Enclave soldiers or officers who defected over to them because they don't like what or how the Grand Pegasus Enclave became or who they are or don't like the officers they have.

The major was easy where Purple just walked up behind the bright yellow Pegasus and slit his throat and took the key. He released his captured allies where they just took the Energy weapons mostly the small arms one that they could fit into their mouths.

They also remained hidden where Purple left the weapons with them but took the two bundles of dynamite and most of them think that Purple shoved them up his ass only for him to place them in Lt Honey Cake's bag and went back to her.

***
Lieutenant Honey Cake then escorted Purple to her room where he hid the bag under the bed but inside of the frame.

Purple then left where he has several minutes left until more enemy soldiers came which he went to the security room.

Purple didn't hesitate of using his suppressed .45 Auto Pistol and he killed every Grand Pegasus Enclave soldier in their power armor or not. But they were headshots.

With every pony in the room dead, Purple had some time where he planted a timed bundle of dynamite in the room hidden to the best of his ability and walked out after hiding the bodies in lockers.

"Hey honey," said a mare, "Didn't expect for you to be here before eight thirty. Well ready to go back to our room and our threesome sex with me on the bottom, you in the middle, and your husband on top? Well I better go say high to my sister before we do."

Purple replied nervously, "Your sister doesn't want to see you hon. I was in there and you know how higher-ups can be grouchy and they yelled at me for going in there."

The mare took "Lieutenant-General Cantel" back to their room to have sex which Purple didn't want to. But has to keep his cover full and act like the real Lieutenant-General Cantel Waterfall Walkover even if it means having sex with the actual Lt-Gen's wife.

Purple thought that Councilmare Bubblegum Wind was lying. But a stallion named Windy Sore came in.

Lieutenant Honey Cake didn't lie to Purple which she did tell him that they'll have an threesome with the other stallion that fucks the Lt-General in the ass. Purple he hated it but he couldn't say or do anything because he had to stay in character.

I can't believe I'm letting a stallion do me in my butt, Purple thought, But I have to stay in character even though I hate it. I got to put up with it. After all when I had nightmares and would go sleep with my sister she would've done the Dutch oven prank on me and I put up with that. Maybe I should. Maybe I should get this council mare pregnant and say she got pregnant. Not really I'm not Base. If Base was here. He would've impregnated every mare here by now if not a quarter amount of mares here.

Purple just did his best to block out Windy Sore. But he couldn't when he ejaculated into Purple which he still had to ignore but he tried.

***
In her room.

"Where the hell is he!" Lieutenant Honey Cake said to herself loudly, "Where the fuck is he!"

There was a knock on her door and she went and opened it only to see a few Grand Pegasus Enclave soldiers with an officer. Due to an mole every room is going to be searched for weapons or anything with weapons or spying.

They tossed the room up and down but didn't find anything. But Lieutenant Honey Cake felt violated when she was stripped searched her and they didn't even have the curtesy of putting her room back together.

Fuckin' assholes, Lt Honey Cake thought, Could've had the fuckin' courtesy to put things back not leave it all messed up.

Lieutenant Honey Cake then had the process of cleaning up her room until there was another knock on the door and she just saw Purple standing there all shaken up.

"Are you ok?" asked Lt Honey Cake, "Looks like you saw a ghost."

Purple replied, "Well. I never expect in my life to have sex with a mare and have a stallion do me. Also, no I didn't like it. I fudging hated it. I'm just going to go to bed now."

Purple then used his magic and went to bed in Lieutenant Honey Cake's bed with her joining him soon after cuddling up with him.

***
In the morning.

Purple got up where he changed back into his original appearance and took a nice long push up to wake himself up even though they're other ways. But he chose to do push-ups and left the room after re-disguising himself as Lieutenant-General Cantle again.

***
In the main lobby

Purple ran across Colonel Autumn Leaf with another pegasus that looks like Autumn Leaf and Purple thought it was either it was Autumn Leaf's brother or father and Purple never met Autumn Leaf's family. But his gut was saying it was a brother.

Purple just ignored them not wanting an argument and last time Autumn Leaf punched Purple and he doesn't want to draw any unnecessary attention.

What is he doing here! Purple thought, You know what I just need not to remember what happened last night and focus on givin' the Grand Pegasus Enclave a giant kick in the butt.

Purple then went down into the basement and got some of the satchel charges and C4 demolition charges.

Can't go around they'll find the explosives and gun on me, Purple thought, Need to find another way around without being detected. Maybe the cloud airshafts can do. Maybe.

"Commander," said a pegasus Wasteland Guardian, "My great-grandpa designed this place and well this is only sublevel 1. There's more underground even though we're 7300 feet high. But well. The Garrison commander here. Get rid of him including the organizer. He's a tough son of a bitch. He can see through disguises. On the second sublevel, there's some offices and a room and there's a poison somepony has. You can poison them or frame one or both of them being the mole."

"Thanks for the information," said Purple, "Also, When there's a big explosion which will happen later flash a light down that tunnel thing to single our strike force number 1. Our strike force number 2 is nearby. I'll get going."

Purple then left even though he didn't follow his plan of using vents and walked to a stairwell where he went down to the final floor and saw a Grand Pegasus Enclave soldier walking past a server room.

The only thing he felt was when Purple placed his cyber wing on his mouth and Purple took the combat knife he has with a stealth serrated blade whose blade is black but now red with the blood of the Grand Pegasus Enclave soldier.

There was an office that Purple entered where there was a cabinet with a lock on it so he searched the files to look for a passcode to unlock the lock. But he couldn't find any so he decided to search the terminal and soon found the passcode.

Purple then got up and went to the cabinet and put in 1-6-7-5-6-0 and opened it where he got a small bottle of poison and placed it on him.

***
Purple walked down the hall going through a side door to avoid the security and approached a Grand Pegasus Enclave soldier sitting behind a desk writing then asked if he could see the commander of security which the pegasus allowed.

Purple sat down where the pegasus placed two-shot glasses filled with purified water and left the room.

The pony asked Lieutenant-General Cantel what he wanted even though he was eyeing Purple from top to bottom to see anything out of the ordinary.

Purple looked at a model of a V-4 Vertibuck and said, "Miss the old days?"

He replied, "Yeah. But that accident several decades ago at Neighvarro put me behind a desk. Nothing like going down memory lane. But the Drill Instructor there he was an asshole. How can a pony like him have a family? And hate his own son for some reason that's probably stupid."

Before he could turn around Purple slipped the poison in but when he turned around he took the non-poisoned one and took a sip.

Purple then wanted to talk about something personal and asked about the pegasus next to him in a photo where he turned around again and Purple did the old switcharoo before he turned around and they both took a sip.

When they both finished the water.

"I know who you are!" said the Pegasus, "YOU'RE NOT LIEUTENANT-GENERAL CANTEL WATERFALL WALKOVER!"

Purple replied, "And you're going to die before anypony finds out. And I tend to keep it that way."

Before the pegasus could report him to the guards he fell out of his chair choking where Purple just got up and walked off through another room and down the hall and through another door to avoid the checkpoints.

***
In the kitchen

Purple walked up to a mare and said, "Are yawl Colonel Rainin' Sleet?"

"Who the fuck are you!" yelled the mare, "Show me some fuckin' identity or I'll have every fuckin' stallion in here fuck you so hard you'll be cryin' until the Brahmin's come home."

Purple hoofed over his forged ID to her and gave it back hostilely to him.

"Tell me what the fuck you're doing here or I'll make you my personal bitch!" she screamed at Purple

"I'm lookin fawhar Colonel Rainin' Sleet." Purple replied

"She's in the back!" screamed the head chef, "Now get the fuck out of my sight!"

Damn she's a rude witch, Purple thought, At least I'm out of her sight. I would rather put my dick in a blender then be with a mare like her. I like mares I don't care if they're soft or fiesty. But I prefer mares like my marefriend or wife Azure Blue Sapphire, or Paladin Sapphire Heart, or Honey Cake, or Rocky Road, or Rainy Night. Fiery Thought she's extream but the head chef mare she's more worst. I would rather marry and be with Fiery Thought. No pony will be sane nor insane to be with her.

"Excuse me Ma'am?" Purple said, "Are yawl Colonel Rainin' Sleet?"

The mare replied friendly, "Yes I am. How can I help you?"

Purple replied, "We got a friend in a low place."

Col. Rainin' Sleet replied, "Yes we do."

Colonel Rainin' Sleet got up leaving her clipboard and pen behind and took Purple into a side room and told him to lose his disguise which he did,

"Did you bring the explosives?" asked Col. Rainin' Sleet, "If so hoof them over."

Purple hoofed over some of the explosives to Col. Rainin Sleet without hesitation.

"Set the time for 7:00 PM on the dot." said Purple, "When the music and all loudness starts. It'll cover up the sound. We'll give them a Gala they'll never forget."

I wonder how Col. Snow Blue is doing?, Purple thought, Hope she's fine.

***
Last night.

I can't be seen or they'll think I'm the mole, Colonel Snow Blue, But I do hate them with all this red tape and bureaucracy bullshit. I hate the fucking' council. I wonder how many fucking councilponies are there? Probably more in different parts of the Enclave. Probably above Canterlot, Trottingham, Crystal Empire, Ponyville, Neighvarro, Manehattan, Fillydelphia, and so on. If not by region of Center, Southern, Northern, Eastern, and Western councils. I really never paid attention and well my mother and father. Well we were just peachy. Hated them and they hated me and each other.

Outside of Lieutenant Honey Cake's room, Colonel Snow Blue opened the door and entered where she went over to Purple and took the suppressed Mk 44 Mod 0 suppressed 9x19mm pistol.

"Halt. Colonel." said a Grand Pegasus Enclave soldier, "Security check. Put your two frontal hooves against the wall while we search you."

As Colonel Snow Blue was about to she whipped out the pistol, placed it into her mouth and shot the two. Behind her was a door which she dragged the two bodies in it and placed them into a locker to keep them out of sight.

Colonel Snow Blue then walked outside where she was in the courtyard where she just avoided the guards and there were two of them with searchlights to look for anypony that isn't supposed to be out there.

By the south gate she took out two guards looking the other way and dragged their bodies into another room and locked it and broke the handle but she did the same for the northside of not knowing which side the second strike force is going to come from.

This is going to be hard, Colonel Snow Blue thought, Thousands of Enclave personnel. A fucking ThunderHead class cloudship and reinforcements ready at the press of an alarm. Well if I get caught. I'm going out in style.

As the security increased so did Col Blue's sneakiness where she started to use the cloud airshafts to move around and went back to the original post and no pony was the wiser of where she went or did.

***
Present-day.

Purple Artist and Rainin' Sleet came out of a room they were in and parted way so nopony would be the wiser.

Back in the main lobby, Purple saw Lieutenant Honey Cake on who's the mare she's talking too.

The mare replied snottily, "I'm Councilmare Daisy Sugar Belle. I'm her mother! Please leave this conversation doesn't involve you!"

Purple replied angrily, "I AM LIEUTENANT-GENERAL CANTEL WALKOVER AND YOU WILL NOT SPEAK TO ME IN THAT TONE!"

Councilmare Daisy replied, "I'M COUNCILMARE DAISY SUGAR BELLE, AND I WILL NOT BE SPOKEN AS IF I WAS A FILLY! COME ON EBONE HONEY BOOTE CAKE WE'RE GOING TO FINISH THIS IN PRIVATE!"

Honey Cake finally snapped, "STOP TREATING ME LIKE A DAMN FILLY! IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT DAD DIVORCED YOU! YOU'RE THE MAIN FUCKING REASON I HATE YOUR GUTS AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU MEET YOUR GRAND COLT OR GRAND FILLY! DO ME A DAMN FAVOR AND LEAVE ME ALONE I'M NOT GOING TO BE A DAMN COUNCILMARE SO LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT. I DIDN'T WANT TO BE ONE WHEN I WAS FOUR AND I STILL DON'T! NOT EVEN STEPDAD COULD BRIBE ME TO BE A COUNCILMARE NOT EVEN WITH A RIDE IN HIS VERTIBUCK!"

Lieutenant Honey Cake then walked away angrily and Purple caught up with her.

"Oh crap." said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "Follow me. And keep your darn head down."

Purple did without asking where unknown to him where Lieutenant Honey Cake saw the actual Lieutenant-General Cantel Waterfall Walkover and now security think either or are could be a spy or the mole.

***
Back in Honey Cake's room.

"Time for Plan B?" asked Lieutenant Honey Cake, "Or stick to Plan A?"

Purple responded uneasily, "I don't know. First just walking around was scary. Not adding I freed some of my captured soldiers down in the basement. Then I had sex with the actual Lt-Gen Cantle's wife and his husband joined and did me in my butt. Now this with lying that I'm some pony that I'm not with the actual one here. We'll stick with Plan A. If it'll go sideways I'll give the single which is a ca-caw."

Lieutenant Honey Cake replied, "Alright. Plan A it is. The "party gift" will go off at 7:00 PM on the dot. Also, Purple. I'm carrying your foal and why haven't I seen your ring yet?"

Purple replied, "Ms. Prelate a mare in Stable 190 she's pregnant, all of Stable 194 is pregnant from me, two hundred and nine Grand Pegasus Enclave mares under your command are pregnant, and you are. Not adding I'm already married. Also, if I wasn't married to a mare I had a crush on since I was four. I would probably choose Paladin Sapphire Heart or Rocky Road. I definitely would've chosen Sunrise Storm. But she's dead and it's my fault that she's dead. I should've given her a direct order to leave one of Base's metal airship."

***
After ten hours passed and every pegasus went into the dining hall and Purple hated it because that's because at the table he was at had Lieutenant Honey Cake, Colonel Autumn Leaf (who's there against his will which Purple forged Lt-Gen Cantle's writing and it's payback for hitting him/Purple and threaten to brand him as a Dashite and a traitor if he doesn't show), Councilmare Daisy Sugar Belle, Major Bubblegum Sweets, and General Autumn Breeze.

Purple looked annoyed but he tried to keep his facial expression at least happy or neutral looking.

When the time reached 6:55 PM both Purple and Lieutenant Honey Cake left the room at the same time where in the main lobby they ran into Rainy Night, Colonel Snow Blue, and Colonel Rainin' Sleet, and they headed towards Lieutenant Honey Cake's room.

"I bought us a twenty-minute window," said Colonel Snow Blue, "After the explosives go off we'll have twenty minutes to do what we need to do and go. Let's do it."

Rainy Night replied, "I'm going to give them a nice final fuck you, and I say we had a hell of a night."

They made it to Lieutenant Honey Cake's room and soon there were several loud explosions which were covered up by the music which weren't heard by the officers and councilponies due to how loud the music was. But it was dealt with due to the shocks from the explosions.

"I hope your right with that airship and enemy reinforcements don't show soon." said Purple, "Well lock and load and I don't need this disguise anymore."

Purple went back to his design as a moderate purple alicorn not Davey's gray pegasus and he got his weapons from the bag besides just a suppressed .45 Auto Pistol.

Both strike teams which have pegasi in them including the captured ones that Purple freed fought them.

"Nineteen minutes before enemy reinforcement come." said Colonel Snow Blue, "We either do this or not."

Lieutenant Honey Cake took point where for a pregnant mare she galloped fast where she walked up to her mother and shot her more than once before galloping out with several guards chasing after her only for them to fall into their trap.

The gunfire surely caught their attention due to a lot of the weapons aren't suppressed and the Grand Pegasus Enclave soldiers ran up to fight them where the council ponies were escorted out a back way away from the gunfire and explosions and to a safe location until it's resolved.

They're lucky as the Grand Pegasus Enclave is calling for help as far away as Neighvarrio for help but they're not receiving their distress call for help.

The bullets and Novasurge entry flew by a majority of them missed. But Purple used his Grenade Launcher and Grenade Rifle which the shrapnel got the Grand Pegasus Enclave soldiers and the officers were easier to kill because they weren't in any form of armor.

As the soldiers were forced to retreat because they were being overwhelmed and the explosives from the grenade launcher and grenade rifle. Purple tried to hit Colonel Autumn Leaf with it but every time they would miss him even though he would fire all around the Colonel.

"Autumn Leaf has a lot of golden horseshoes up his flank!" Purple said, "WILL. YOU. FUCKING. DIE. ALREADY! THE WASTELAND DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE PONIES LIKE YOU!"

***

Out in the courtyard.

"I'm going to go take that ship," said Purple.

"I'm going with you," said Rainy Night, "There are thousands and you'll need assistance."

Both Purple Artist and Grand Pegasus Enclave Technician Rainy Night flew up to the ThunderHead class cloudship where they fought them.

"Guess we caught them with their power armor down around their legs," said Purple, "Or not a lot of them are here."

The bullets and grenades flew where no place was safe for them, especially the explosives from the Grenade launcher and grenade rifle that Purple is using and blowing the living shit out of everything in sight.

"Lay down some suppressive fire!", yelled a Grand Pegasus Enclave officer, "Suppress the two! I'll be damned if I let them take over this cloudship!"

A Grand Pegasus Enclave soldier responded, "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU YELLING AT? There's a lot of us and they won't get this ship."

A grenade from Purple's grenade launcher killed them and the officer had his head blown off and blood gushed out like a gusher.

There wasn't a lot of Grand Pegasus Enclave soldiers on the ship which made it easy for them and they ran down the halls and went up to the bridge which the door opened and soon seven Grand Pegasus Enclave soldiers came out in modified power armor with tesla coils on them giving them an electrical which will hurt anypony attacking with melee weapons.

Purple and Rainy ran where Purple asked on who and what they are.

"SIGMA SQUAD!" yelled Rainy Night, "THEY'RE ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS ELITE FORCES WE HAVE! THEY CAN'T BE REASONED WITH, THEY CAN'T BE BRIBED!"

Purple replied calmly, "Why are you screaming at the top of your lungs?"

Grand Pegasus Enclave Technician Rainy Night replied yelling, "TO MAKE IT MORE DRAMATIC!"

Purple replied, "Well it's working."

They just kept running until they decided to hijack a Vertibuck and used the main armament on the gunship vertibuck and it was a tough fight.

Energy and Novasurge rifles were intense and the right engine of the V-4 Vertibuck caught fire and blew up.

It was still flying and the autocannon on the Vertibuck soon malfunctioned which lead Purple to say,

"ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDING ME? NOW, SOMETHING BREAKS!" Purple yelled, "WHY IS IT SOMETHING BREAKS WHILE IN COMBAT!"

Purple then switched over to mini-rockets and fired where the body parts from Sigma squad blew up.

"They weren't that good anyway." said Rainy Night, "They were at the bottom of the most elite food chain anyway. They weren't that special nor that elite anyway."

The two then left the Vertibuck before it crashed and blew up where they both ran and entered the bridge where something hit Purple so hard it knocked him out cold only leaving Rainy Night where the captain of it was in it.

He threw a sword at Technician Rainy Night and she used her wing to hold it where they had a sword battle. The swords just clanged against each other where it wasn't exciting.

The captain cheated and knocked Rainy Night down and asked what her final words were only for her to respond, "I'm going to cheat."

Purple fired his .45 Auto Pistol killing the captain by shooting him in the head which Purple got up after rubbing the back of his head.

"I guess this cloudship is ours now." Purple said, "Now we got a mobile base of operations."

Purple then went and sat down in the chair and Rainy Night walked up to him.

"New ships." said Rainy Night, "Because the ThunderHead-class has four large thunderclouds each cloud-capable transporting a single Raptor-class. And says here there's four. So five ships."

Purple then got off the chair and the duo left the ThunderHead class cloudship and rejoined the fight.

***

Still in the courtyard the gunfire and Novasurge fire were intense. They were both not gaining an inch. Some of them had grenades that they would throw and dislodge each other.

Both sides heard the sound of a vertibuck and the Grand Pegasus Enclave soldiers and officers cheered as air support arrived only for the vertibuck fired its autocannon at the Grand Pegasus Enclave soldier and officers killing a majority of them.

All of them boarded the Vertibuck after it landed to see it was Purple and Rainy Night in it and after they got on board they went back to the ThunderHead Head which Purple needed a crew to run it.

Colonel Snow Blue and Rainy Night took over which lead Purple to say.

"Colonel Snow Blue doesn't exist anymore but Admiral Snow Blue. Rainy Night you are no longer a Technician but Captain."

None of them questioned Purple or asked how he knows the prewar Equestrian naval ranks. But some of them remembered that he was born and raised in Stable 190 and that was taught and drilled into his head.

"I'd say this was a very fun evening." said Honey Cake, "And I finally shut my mother up once and for all."

Snow Blue responded, "You walked up to her and shot her seven times in front of a councilmare, Colonel Autumn Leaf, and a few others."

"With their leadership scared and about 22% of their army leadership dead," said Honey Cake, "They're finished for a while until they can just train which will take a while to bring back. Better luck next time Purple. Maybe next time you'll be able to kill Colonel Autumn Leaf or maybe you can propose to him. I'm joking but you'll have a third chance to kill him."

Purple then went into a room that had a bed, Purple went to bed and had a weird dream.

Lieutenant Honey Cake rubbed her belly even asked her and Purple's unborn foal if he or she would like to be born on land, in the cloudship or above the clouds which she told herself that she'll choose where she'll give birth and it'll either be in the town of Crimson, Grand Pegasus Enclave Base Aroura or on the ThunderHead class named, The "Dry lighting" which was built my Lt-Gen Cantle's forces built by slave labor.

Rainy Night just roamed the ship to get used to it so she won't get lost in the future and the others did. But Snow Blue stayed on the bridge and got used to the controls while reading the manual to operate it.

***

At the building where the Gala was being held.

"I'm going to kill that Bastard!" exclaimed Colonel Autumn Leaf, "After I kill Redeye I'm going to kill the Wasteland Guardians leader and make him wish he wasn't born as I give him a very painful death."

A pony replied, "Colonel Leaf? Can you stop acting like you got a very huge stick shoved up your ass?"

Col. Autumn Leaf responded, "Because of Calamity. If he wasn't born then mom wouldn't have died and dad wouldn't be such a bastard. Since mom died giving birth to Calamity and dad became a different pony and well I'm not going to go give you my entire life backstory."

Once Redeye is dead after I kill him!. Colonel Autumn Leaf thought, I'm going to kill Base and Purple and give them a very painful death. Going to give Base a painful death and give Purple a more painful death and have him begging me to put him out of his misery. But I won't because I'm a bastard. I better get back to the Overcast so I can kill Redeye.

Colonel Autumn Leaf then left and took a Vertibuck back to the Overcast an assault on Red Eye's Cathedral to kill Red Eye soon.

***

When the sun rose, Snow Blue entered the room Purple was in sleeping and told him that Rainy Night had been busy and still is where she was able to "hotwire" the Enclave communications on board so now he can talk to any Wasteland Guardian place or outpost in the wasteland.

Got some tech I don't know and some Pegasi that know how to use it, Purple thought, But we got a mobile base of operations with four escort ships. I better get up and contact Rocky and them.

***

On the bridge of the Dry Lighting, Purple walked over to the radio and contacted the town of Crimson.

"Purple?" asked Rocky Road, "Where the hell are you?!"

Purple replied friendly, "In a stolen Grand Pegasus Enclave Cloudship we got a new mobile base of operation. I'm going to be up here for a while. I'm going to be mission control from up here and say where's trouble and have Guardians go and protect the Wastelanders."

Rocky Road replied friendly, "Oh, ok then. Well, we're busy building up Crimson. We built up a wooden wall and Midnight and they are out currently are reinforcing the wall with a huge stone wall to help reinforce and protect us against future attacks."

"Hey Rocky?" asked Purple, "Can you put Paladin Sapphire Heart on the radio?"

Rocky Road agreed and went and got Paladin Sapphire Heart and she was excited to hear that Purple wanted to talk to her and did.

Paladin Sapphire said, "Purple? Where are you? I've worried about you. I've been worried sick about you."

Purple replied, "I'm fine. Just shot up a GPE Gala with Honey Cake and several allies who turned their backs on the Grand Pegasus Enclave. Killed about several hundred GPE soldiers with some help."

Paladin Sapphire replied, "It was hard without your leadership. Come back please I miss you. I miss cuddling up to you while sleeping. I love your Purple. Please come back."

Purple replied, "Hey Paladin? I know it's a very stupid question. But... But will you wouldn't mind having a dinner date with me?"

Paladin Sapphire replied disappointed, "I thought you were going to ask my hoof in marriage."

Purple replied, "But I'm already taken. Because I'm married to my childhood sweetheart. You know what screw it. Paladin Sapphire? Will you take my hoof in marriage?"

Paladin Sapphire replied, "Yes. A million times yes."

Snow Blue and several Wasteland Guardian Pegasi left the bridge so Purple can be alone to talk to Paladin Sapphire Heart.

***
In the town of Crimson.

I wonder how Purple can do this?, Midnight Twister, I can't do this bullshit. Wait I'm not even second in command. I'm the third in command. Where the fuck is Rocky? She's the second in command. If Sunrise was here she would've known what to do. She and Purple were a duo with Purple being the leader, Sunrise being the second in command, Rocky being the third in command, me in fourth in command, Harmony being the fifth, and Crimson being the sixth. What was his other name he was the seventh in command? But those two were Good-hearted and we still are. Purple's the type who'll donate his medical aid to make sure a colt or filly will survive even help random ponies even enemy combatants to make sure they're well if they're not dead. I still can't believe I wore a pre-war fireman's outfit.

Midnight then walked over to the radio room and yelled at Paladin Sapphire for using up the radio that ponies could be trying to radio them for help and can't get through because she's hogging it.

Rocky Road was on another radio broadcasting into the wasteland telling ponies to radio them if there is any problem where no problem is too small nor too big and they'll handle any problem day or night twenty-four/seven the Guardians are ready to help.

"Rocky can you help us build up the wall?" asked Midnight, "Because we don't have a lot of soldiers here to build it up so we can add protection to this town. And you're not doing your part."

Rocky replied, "I did my part. Hauling stone away from thirteen miles is more difficult than you can imagine. You can just kept Softshell Boglurks away and they were easy to kill. Hauling stone away even with magic is hard."

***

The Grand Pegasus Enclave all of the council pegasi got together in an emergency meeting to discuss the Gala well what happened only for them to come to a quick decision to wipe them off the face of the wasteland and placed on the same threat teir as RedEye.

"This is going to be fun," said Colonel Autumn Leaf, "I get to kill three birds with two stones. Red Eye first then I get to kill Base and Purple at the same time. Not going to use my Star Blaster that'll give the brothers a painless death. I wanna give'em a painful death. I know that either or will run to each other and get support from another."

The Grand Pegasus Enclave are still wondering how the explosions and all that worked only to forget that magic was cast on them so they wouldn't fall through the cloud. They also don't know that Purple is part pegasus with 41% Pegasus in his DNA from his mother's side.

***

On the Dry Lighting

"So Purple how was the Gala?" asked Admiral Snow Blue, "Did you have fun?"

Purple replied, "I think I got a councilmare pregnant. The wife of Lt-Gen Cantel. I think I got her pregnant."

Snow Blue replied, "Well you can blackmail her that she had sex with a "wastelander" and I don't think the Council would approve of what happened. And that she's carrying a "wastelander" foal. They'll probably kick her out if not exile her. Blackmail her."

"No, no," said Purple. "Blackmailing somepony isn't me. I don't care if Raiders do it I don't."

Snow Blue replied, "Ok then. Well, how was your night on here when you went to bed."

Purple replied, "I had a dream that I was in the pre-war days. I'm going to go find Honey Cake."

***

Still in the town of Crimson.

Midnight, Rocky, Paladin Sapphire, and Starry couldn't believe they missed out on attacking the Grand Pegasus Enclave gala. But they knew why they couldn't be a part of it and that's because none of them are pegasi.

At least we don't have to worry about the Grand Pegasus Enclave for a bit, Paladin Sapphire thought, Until they get back on their hooves and have a huge counter-attack from them. At least we have some breathing room and get some more initiates. But we're still going to be attacked by the Grand Pony Enclave, Steel Rangers, and Fiery Thought's Raider group.

Midnight was happy that the Grand Pegasus Enclave would be leaving them alone for some time. But he's been busy trying to woo his marefriend who's also a guard and a unicorn, Ms, Domino's twirl. He would've loved to help her out with her urges but he was castrated.

Paladin Sapphire was and still is happy but he's more excited and happy has a filly due to Purple proposing to her even though it was through a radio.

Starry has been busy doing more work than Midnight where he's just been sitting back mostly drinking Sparkle-Cola and doing drugs. But he does that when Ms. Domino is out and not in town.

Rocky is just happy for having a place to rest and relax so she isn't out walking for once. She isn't like a prewar mare who would buy shoes for formal events and not sleep outside and not spend caps on food, water/beverages, and first aid not adding security/defense, beds to sleep in, housing, and not out roaming around. Not adding a group of friends who has her back and she got there's.

Rocky then heard a transmission from the radio from a settlement that needs their help because of "The Conflagration" gang so Rocky then told Sapphire to tell Purple which Sapphire did lovingly.

Purple told her over the radio that he'll meet them there but he'll beat them via vertibuck.