Fallout Equestria: Wasteland Guardian

While on the Dry Lighting Purple was organizing his saddle bag and got rid of any stuff he didn't need anymore.

Purple checked his Pipbuck and got a message from his mother telling him to come home right now because of an emergency. He lit up his horn and teleported to Stable 190 and only had his .357 magnum and .45 Auto Pistol on him but his knife, shotguns and rifle he left behind.

***

At Stable 190.

Purple ran to the Overpony's office and saw his father lying on his right side not moving. But every time Overmare Harp said something Albatross waved his left frontal leg not saying something.

"Dad?" said Purple, "Dad? Time to get up dad."

Condor Albatross didn't do anything this time so Purple turned his father onto his back and didn't hear any breathing.

Purple started to do CPR while trying to wake his father.

"Mom go get some doctors," said Purple, "Dad? Wake up, dad. Please wake up,"

After ten minutes Overmare Harp returned with a Stable doctor. The two went outside and Harp closed the door.

Purple could overhear the Stable doctor say something to another Stable doctor. Purple hugged his mother and cried on her and she placed her wings around her son to comfort her.

"There there Lavender," said Overmare Harp, "At least now Condor can be with my mother in the afterlife now. I'm going to miss him too. Just let it all out."

Purple held his mother very tight and cried on her.

***

On the Dry Lighting.

"Where did Purple go?" asked Rainy.

Rocky replied, "Ask Sapphire Heart. She's usually sucking his cock or kissing his snout."

Rainy Night went to go find Sapphire Heart and she found her sitting in the hanger near the ledge with her right hoof on her stomach.

"Are you ok?" asked Rainy.

Sapphire Heart replied, "I... I can't believe it. I'm going to be a mother. I'd never expected to be a mom. I don't even want to have foals."

"How did it happen?" said Rainy, "Since you don't want foals. How did you get pregnant?"

Sapphire Heart replied, "Well... Well... Purple and I were having sex because I wanted to. After a while, he told me he wanted to stop because he could already feel a part of my vagina. I said to keep going but he tried to get off of me but I overpowered him."

"So it's more or less your fault then?" asked Rainy.

Sapphire replied, "Yeah. I should've listened. Oh, Rainy?"

"I would love to be the colt or filly's aunt," said Rainy Night. "Oh do you know where Purple is?"

Sapphire Heart replied, "Sorry. I don't know. My guess he's probably walking around somewhere,"

Rainy Night walked around looking for Purple.

"Friendly Vertibuck incoming," somepony said over the PA system, "Got an officer inbound."

After a few minutes a V-7 Vertibuck came and landed and a door opened to both Colonel Honey Cake and Spring Charm.

The two Colonel's went to the bridge and they went into a side room with Snow Blue.

***

In the same room.

"So you're headed to the Frozen north?" asked Spring Charm.

Snow Blue replied, "Yeah. We're going after the remainder of the Grand Pony Enclave."

"My Friend up there," said Honey Cake, "She says there are two un-organized divisions, an under-supplied division, and an HQ division. She also says that he enslaved thirty towns so far and even enslaved Raiders and Slavers but the former two he lets do what they want."

Snow Blue replied, "What's your friend's name?"

"Her name is Vigorous Orchestra," said Honey Cake. "She's a light blue pegasus with light natural blonde mane and tail with light blue eyes, and she's with her partner a spotter with a Novasurge rifle and she's armed with a Novasurge Sniper rifle. Their sign is 'Star' and your countersign is 'light.' Remember the countersign and none of you will die."

Snow Blue replied, "I'll tell Purple and them. Anything else you want to say?"

"Yeah watch out," said Spring Charm.

Honey Cake replied, "You're going to walk and fly through different territory now. Oh watch out for some places the snow it's green & glowing,"

***

Still in Stable 190.

Purple was still crying but he was crying on his mother's lap. She was petting him with her right-wing and trying to make her son happy.

"I know Lavender," said Overmare Harp. "I know dad's gone again. But at least he'll keep an eye on us now. At least he can rest easy now."

There was a knock on the Overpony's door so Harp answered it and it was a Stable doctor.

"Well we did an autopsy," said the Stable Doctor. "He had cancer. The radiation outside gave him cancer and well it slowly ate away at his health. If he didn't go out he would've lived another thirty-seven years at the minimum. Also I would like to test Lavender for anything he might've caught out there in the wastes. If I have your permission."

Overmare Harp went inside of the Overmare's office and asked if he wanted to be tested for any Balefire Radiation poisoning or any diseases he had and he agreed.

***

In the Stable Hospital.

Lavender sat on a table and a mare Stable doctor checked Purple and surprisingly that the radiation hasn't affected him but benefited him in a good way and helped his DNA and other things to heal fast.

"Oh I donated my sperm to help some mares, even the GPE," said Purple.

The doctor replied, "Well according to nature and all that a stallion has to wait seventy seven days until sperm regrows. But according to the tests well. Now for you it takes half the time now. Also due to you're a hero around here and you need to donate your sperm again."

Purple sighed and went off to another room but the mare soon followed without the white doctor stable uniform. She went to give Purple assistance to donate his sperm but he was uncomfortable with it.

An hour later Lavender walked out the doctor she lied on the cold concrete floor with his stallion "milk" in her mouth, butt, and vagina he didn't want to but he did donate his sperm but she had sex with him which lasted a lot longer than expected.

***

Back in the Overmare's office.

"Alright mom," said Lavender, "I'm headed back out into the wasteland."

Overmare Harp replied, "Goodbye son. Come back soon. Wait what happened to your wings?"

"An evil Alicorn ripped my wings off," said Purple, "Painful too. And raped me as well. Don't know why she spared me though."

Overmare Harp replied, "Oh my! At least you're fine now, that's the most important thing!"

Purple went over and gave his mother a kiss on the forehead and she gave him a kiss on the cheek.

Purple lit up his unicorn horn and teleported back to the Dry Lighting but locked himself in his room.

***

In his room.

Purple went back to organize his room but found a photo he didn't put in his saddlebag.

Purple flipped the photo frame around and opened the back.

The back of the photo says, "Dear Lavender Purple Astrology. This is your father writing this. I just want to say. You are the best son anypony could ask for and your friends and wives are lucky to have a stallion like you! I wish I could've brought you, and mom when the Grand Pegasus Enclave brought me to do research and development for them. Also, I wanted to tell you that you have a lot of half-brothers and half-sisters in the Grand Pegasus Enclave. No, I didn't have sex with them but due to how smart I am or was well the department I was in was full of mares 98% were mares and 2% were stallions but I was the only straight stallion the rest were gay and I don't have a problem with that.

"Well, a lot of the straight and bisexual mares flirted with me. But I'd refused yeah I could've easily had an affair with your lovely mother but I didn't. And I know you would do the same, But Lavender I want to say I love you son, and tell your mother I love her too and I'll always be with you two always."

Purple wanted to cry some more but he did hugging the photo of Lavender "Purple" Astrology, Harp Love Harmonica, and Condor Albatross Soaring.

***

Seven hours later.

In the mess hall.

Purple sadly slid the metal cafeteria tray down a railing thing.

"Hey how much food do all of you have to make?" asked a Grand Pegasus Enclave marine, "It seems like an endless wave of food y'all have."

The Grand Pegasus Enclave cook replied, "Just in one day we go through twelve tons worth of food. In one week we go through 84 tons worth of food each work. Got 1600 pounds worth of Brahmin steak, Brahmin meat, Chicken, and Radhog meat. Got Apples, Pears, and Potatoes down there, and drinks are coffee, and water. Now choose what you want, you're holding up the line."

"Hey move it jackass!" said a GPE Marine, "We're all starving! We haven't eaten in four hours!"

Purple replied, "Can you kindly choose so we all can eat please."

The GPE Marine got what he wanted and went on his way.

"Hello Commander Lavender," said the GPE Cook. "What can I get you?"

Lavender replied, "Tough choice. I'll take the chicken."

"And I'll like your creampie," quietly said the GPE Cook.

Lavender replied, "What?"

"Nothing!" said the Cook.

Lavender went down and got an apple and a cup of homebrew coffee that they made.

Lavender went and sat by himself but Colonel Honey Cake and Spring Charm sat with him so he wouldn't be alone.

"How's the chicken from the mutated chicken?" asked Colonel Spring Charm, "Is it good?"

Lavender replied, "Stable food's better. But it's good."

"What's with you now?" asked Honey Cake.

Lavender replied, "My father died this time for real. Sorry for not being in the mood, Ebone!"

Colonel Honey Cake leaned over the table holding a steak knife to Purple's throat.

"Nopony! And I mean nopony!" said Colonel Honey Cake, "Calls me Ebone Butte Cake! Do it again! I'll castrate you and shove your left testicle up your crossbred alicorn ass and shove your right testicle down your throat!"

Lavender replied, "And I wanna say it's your hormones from being pregnant are talking! But I wanna say that this is normal self!"

They went back to eating dinner on board the Dry Lighting.

***

Later that evening.

"Excuse me doctor?" asked Lavender, "Do you have a few minutes?"

The GPE Doctor replied, "Sure Purple. I have time for you. What's on your mind?"

"I don't know how to explain it doc," said Lavender, "I feel a great sense of pride and joy of saving ponies and other creatures of the Wasteland. But earlier today my father died and well it feels like I failed to save him."

The GPE Doctor replied, "Sounds like you have Chronic Hero Syndrome. It's admirable but there are negative sides such as wearing yourself out just trying to save everypony, and blaming yourself when you can't save the day one time. Does killing one Raider matter? No it doesn't because by the time the Raider group finds out you killed that Raider another group would've already formed. Do you know how many ponies become raiders per day? Recon estimates that between 1500 and 30000 ponies and other creatures become Raiders.

"But you got to tread carefully with your heroness. You can make things worse without getting the whole picture or villains can use your heroness to their advantage. Have you ever stop to think a Raider or Slaver will paint somepony they're after as the villain?"

"Yeah I thought of that," said Lavender. "But it's good to help those in need. Do good things and you receive good things. Do bad things then you receive bad things. I want to make the Wasteland into a livable place without ponies having to fear Slavers and Raiders and evil Hellhounds. I just want to make the Wasteland a hospitable place, not a nightmare."

GPE Doctor replied, "Well it's noble of you to do that. But you need rest. Just try not to fight anymore for I'd say about a week."

The GPE Doctor did a check-up on Lavender.

"Ok from my check-up," said the GPE Doctor, "You really need to relax. Do something relaxing according to your stress level. If you don't relax and keep your stress up even under pressure or threat well you are very close to having a heart attack. Also, your blood pressure is high. Also, remember if it's more than two shakes then it's playing with yourself."

Lavender replied, "I know. My older brother does that. And our rooms back in Stable 190 are next to each other. Also in my Stable stallions are required to donate their sperm and there are two ways to do that. Well thanks, doc."

Lavender left the doctor's room and walked around the ship trying to relax.

***

In the hangar.

Rainy Night, Rocky Road, and Double Tap gave Lavender a big warm cooldown hug because he's alway there for them and they want to be there for him.

"Ow Rainy," said Lavender, "You're crushing my leg!"

Rainy replied, "Oops. Sorry forgot how heavy this power armor can be. But you're just so cuddly and fluffy. Oh I overheard about you having high stress and all that. But have you tried to cuddle with your wife?"

After they got off of Lavender he got up and went to bed with Sapphire Heart slowly following behind him and to Rainy's suggestion the two cuddled and Purple felt relaxed and calmed.

Lavender really couldn't sleep because he was remembering all the good and great times with his father.