Apple Family Year-End Financial Report

"'Howdy! If y'all give me a moment of yer time, this here prospectus'll give ya' an inklin' of how profitable it may darn well be ta' invest in Sweet Apple Acres.' ... That's an int'restin' enough description for ya', Twilight?"

"Howdy y'all. It's been a tough year in Ponyville, what with tha' depredations of that trumped-up darn old 'Lord Tirek', but we buckled down, harvested them apples an' made a whole lotta hay."

"Twilight, that don't make much sense," Applejack objected. "We don't grow hay except for personal consumption."

"Hay's a synonym for bits. You made a lot of bits."

"Not enough, or else we wouldn't be filin' this fundraisin' plea."

"Trust me," Twilight said: "This makes sense."

"Don't seem completely honest..."

Venpony your investments and Social Security Number to Applejack today at {link removed by author}.

Era: Season 4.

Featured Story: on 18/11/2021

Image: by me with the site's Applejack image embedded.

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