Twilight Sparkle and the Stupid Original Pony

The next morning Twilight and I were “reading” together when Discord bustled into the third and most esoteric of the castle’s three magic libraries.

“I’m terribly sorry to interrupt your studies,” he said, “but I urgently require your assistance, please, please, please, and please!”

Twilight looked up from the book we were sharing.

“Of course, Discord, we’re glad to help even if the timing could be better. Here hold this for Tangent.” She floated the Enchanted Ponisutra over to him and turned her head to address me. “I might be a little distracted, but don’t stop back there.”

Discord held the book up while he explained the situation.

“The newly crowned Queen Valeria of Draconequia is looking for me. My mother. She will try to turn me evil. As queen she may be able to mind control her subjects. Honestly I never paid much attention to what regal powers go along with the sparkly hat and the shiny stick. Obviously that was my mistake.” He sighed. “Anyway, Flutters is rounding up the rest of The Six, can you please turn me back into a statue until mother leaves?”

“A statue again? Are you sure?”

“Yes, dear Princess Sparkle, I am desperately sure.” For once Discord wasn’t even jesting. “I will die if I ever betray Fluttershy again.”

“Do we have time to discuss alter-unnngh-tives?” I asked as I continued my portion of our sutra practice.

“Honestly I don’t think we have time to discuss this plan let alone other plans. It doesn’t seem like they will get here in time. And my suspicion about the regal mind control might be what is termed a strong suspicion.”

“Okay, Discord, now this is what you’re going to do. Put both arms out in front of you, palms up.”

Discord was baffled but he complied with Twilight’s instructions, his dissimilar palms facing the ceiling.

Twilight was already charging up for a major spell. Her horn glowed brightly and the rose nimbus around it pulsed with energy. Just as Discord’s eyes were growing wide with curiosity, she cast her spell and two things happened. Firstly Discord turned to stone without the rest of the Six helping. More proximate from my perspective, something indescribable happened inside her body and in the magically charged depths of her vagina I was instantly launched from ‘this is very nice indeed, let’s make it last’ to ‘dear Celestia I just came’ with shuddering and painful intensity.

“Did you do that on purpose?” I asked when I could speak again.

“I’m not sure. Do what?”

“Whatever you did inside your um, mare parts. It was intense. When you cast the spell.”

“No-o-o-o, I didn’t consciously do anything special down there, but that was a strong spell. And I certainly did notice your reaction. We’ll have to” she grinned “investigate further. But for now, check this out!”

Twilight climbed our new draconequs statue; she stood her rear hooves on his outstretched palms and rested her fore hooves on his shoulders.

“I should have told him to close his eyes,” she laughed, “this is kinda creepy. Now start licking!”

Her previously mentioned mare parts, brimming with semen, were precisely elevated such that had only to incline my head slightly upwards to reach her with my mouth.

I started at the back of her knee slowly–

“Hurry up, let’s not put on another show for my homegirls. How quickly,” she asked playfully, “can you orgasm the Princess you love? Get me off as fast as you can.”

All the lovemaking guides in all the worlds will typically tell anybeing making love to a female mammal, “don’t just dive for the clitoris”. What they leave out, is what to do in response to such a command: I dove for the clit. Drawing upon all my experience with Twilight’s body I worshiped her sweet sex with lips and tongue. Faster than I can claim credit for with my own skill she was moaning hard – and per instructions I didn’t waste any time taking her all the way to orgasm.

“Glad to see he’s good for something,” an unfamiliar voice said. “Just like in the picture book.”

“Shut up, shut up, shut up,” Twilight moaned to the female draconequs now lounging in one of the overstuffed reading chairs with our book on her lap, “I’m not done.”

I took that as my cue to keep licking until I could feel the tension in Twilight’s body change, signaling the end of her climax. If we didn’t have a hostile audience, and more audience on the way, I’d have a lot more licking I’d want to do.

Valeria slow-clapped as Twilight climbed down, panting.

“Lovely show, but I’m afraid you’ll be losing your prop. He may be able to escape my power as a statue but—” She stood suddenly, sending the book on her lap to the floor. Walking across it, she whisked a large sledge out of thin air. “—he will serve. If not as my heir, then as gravel on the path.”

“Watch. The. Book,” Equestria’s most powerful librarian grated. “I’ve had that since I was eight!”

“That’s some foalhood,” the Queen muttered as she kicked the book aside. “If you think that’s bad,” she said in response to Twilight’s gasp of outrage, “wait ‘till you see what I’m going to do to this idiot. He can’t even defend himself like this, what was he thinking?”

As Valeria raised the sledge hammer to swing, Twilight's horn was beginning to glow. Before she could cast anything Fluttershy galloped into the room, carrying Discord’s Chaos Spear. She threw herself between Discord and his mother. Hot on her heels were Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack and Pinkie Pie.

“Get away from him, you bitch!” In full-on Glare-Master mode, the yellow mare was force to be reckoned with.

Valeria dropped the hammer back into pocket-space and launched a fireball.

Fluttershy caught the fireball with the spearhead and flicked it back.

“I’m not scared of you,” she said.

“I could kill you with my eyes closed, even if you do wield the Chaos Spear.”

Fluttershy whirled the weapon and grounded it with a floor rattling thump. “I doubt it. But being ABLE to kill me isn’t good enough, Mother Draconequs,” she sneered, “you’re going to have to actually DO it. Only then I still won’t be scared of you because I’ll be gone.”

Valeria snorted.

“If its fear that you’re after, either way You Lose.”

“Have it your way pony. This is a waste of my time. Tell my former son that he is a dickless wimp and that I formally disown him.”

“I’ll tell him that his mommy loves him,” Fluttershy swaggered defiantly, “and sets him free. Me and my hour long orgasms know all about his dick.”

“Too much information, little horsie slut.”

“Then don’t get me started about that tongue of his.”

The draconequus queen scowled and vanished in a poof of smoke.

Fluttershy slumped, breathing hard and leaning against the spear. “Oh, thank Celestia she’s gone, that was exhausting, I can’t believe I did that,” she sighed in her normal voice. “If everypony could, um, please just forget the stuff I said to her.”

“Think nothing of it, darling,” said Rarity, “nopony had any doubts, except maybe Dash.”

“Really?” Fluttershy squeaked the question, eyes wide. “You all know?”

“Celestia’s truth, buttercube. We all done knowed for quite a while. Barin’ the one possible exception Rar’ might’a mentioned.”

“Dashie? Are you shocked?”

“Shocked? Am I Shocked‽” Rainbow demanded. “Shocked and awed maybe! That was the. Coolest. Thing. Ever! You showed her no one messes with our friends. And you need to know I approve of you and Discord, a hundred and twenty percent! Buck his brains out and make sure he knows exactly what it means to bed one of The Six.”

All the mares gathered around Discord and Fluttershy as Twilight cast the spell to return Discord to his normal form.

Discord, now un-statued, shook himself.

“I didn’t know you could do the statue spell all by yourself. And while distracted, no less. You’ve been keeping a wild card up your sleeve just in case you ever needed to shut me down.” Discord wagged a finger at Twilight. “You are a very tricky little pony, Princess.”

“No, Discord. I didn’t tell you about that spell because I didn’t want you to feel threatened. I only did it that way because you asked for help, quickly. If I needed to quote shut you down unquote I would have used the the magic that requires all six of us to be in consensus.”

“Oh.” Discord was simultaneously thunderstruck, flabbergasted, gobsmacked, and gimcracked. The resulting contortions left him almost at a loss for words. “Well I do apologize, that is very considerate of you, and rather oafish of me to assume otherwise. Er, thank you.”

He looked almost sheepish as he untangled his long, sinuous, body.

“You’re welcome,” Twilght smiled, “we all value your friendship too much to extract it from you by threat. Right, girls?”

“Yeah!”

“Straight shootin’.”

“But of course.”

“Duh, yeah!”

“You see, dear?”

“And thank, you, dearest,” he said to Fluttershy, “you were absolutely amazing.” Discord reached for his Chaos Spear, but Fluttershy shifted it out of his reach. Eyes twinkling with the game, he tried again to take the spear and he found that she again shifted it beyond his grasp. Two more attempts and he pursed his lips in confusion.

“Let’s go now,” said Fluttershy as she slung her Chaos Spear over her shoulder.

Discord shrugged and followed as she walked to the door.

“Dissy?”

“Yes, beloved?” Discord replied with unwonted humility.

“If your ex-mother calls me a slut again,” she spoke gently, “I’m going to rip her heart out and eat it.”