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Twilight Sparkle and the Stupid Original Pony

by eiggengrau
Twilight thought she just wanted a hookup. Equestria may never be the same.

A human meets the pony of his dreams and everything goes bad from the get-go.
Then it goes good. Then awful, then good again.
But that's just the beginning.

A challenging crazy-go-nuts adventure. Bad times, good times, wild times. Human times, pony times, intimate times*. Many things will change in this take on Equestria (and other lands) but some things never do. Experience an epic tone shifting roller-coaster ride and long-game complex world building. Buckle down, giddy-up.

Serial Novel — Updates on Tuesdays

*Mom, don't read this one, some of these ponies are very naughty.

Incomplete
Suicide / Self Harm
Non-consensual
Random
Adventure
Crossover
Sex
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Alternate Universe
 
OT

283581 words: Estimated about 24 hours to read
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167 Chapters:

  1. 1-This Could Be The Beginning 2021-11-23 17:17:09 UTC
    2166
  2. 2-This Could Have Been The End 2021-12-08 02:29:21 UTC
    1298
  3. 3-Exposit 2021-12-21 15:07:21 UTC
    1790
  4. 4-It’s Not Over Yet 2021-12-28 15:54:55 UTC
    1182
  5. 5-Arm 2022-01-05 06:37:21 UTC
    1300
  6. 6-Change 2022-01-11 16:06:43 UTC
    2099
  7. Intermission : Breathing 2022-01-14 14:57:18 UTC
    153
  8. 7-Learning 2022-01-18 15:18:03 UTC
    1662
  9. 8-Worse 2022-02-01 20:49:05 UTC
    1004
  10. 9-Practice 2022-02-15 15:58:09 UTC
    1738
  11. Say My Name 2022-02-22 14:59:28 UTC
    573
  12. 10-Another Twilight Chapter 2022-03-01 14:49:56 UTC
    1729
  13. 11-Nadir 2022-03-15 13:06:00 UTC
    1703
  14. 12-Slimedark 2022-03-29 13:51:22 UTC
    2502
  15. Leaving Slimedark 2022-04-05 06:08:47 UTC
    678
  16. 13-Lord of Slimedark 2022-04-12 06:15:12 UTC
    2285
  17. 14-Inquisit 2022-04-26 13:38:33 UTC
    2135
  18. 15-Boytalk 2022-05-03 13:19:56 UTC
    1422
  19. 16-Flight 2022-05-17 14:07:09 UTC
    1471
  20. 17-Royal Burden 2022-05-24 13:58:07 UTC
    981
  21. 18-In the Morning 2022-05-31 20:44:48 UTC
    1183
  22. 19-Day Out 2022-06-07 14:26:47 UTC
    1889
  23. Vocabulary 2022-06-14 04:34:32 UTC
    895
  24. 20-Cleaning Up and Getting Dirty 2022-06-21 13:47:49 UTC
    1213
  25. 21-Top of the City 2022-07-05 19:36:25 UTC
    1267
  26. 22-Clubbing 2022-07-19 05:34:28 UTC
    1784
  27. 23-Float 2022-08-02 17:01:29 UTC
    1946
  28. 24-Fog 2022-08-09 06:16:21 UTC
    2265
  29. 25-At Night 2022-08-16 06:00:20 UTC
    1002
  30. 26-Twibrary Rumpus 2022-08-23 06:21:41 UTC
    1634
  31. 27-Deeper. In the Library. 2022-08-30 06:40:01 UTC
    1331
  32. 28-Garb 2022-09-06 14:50:36 UTC
    1646
  33. 29-Leavetaking 2022-09-13 13:37:14 UTC
    1526
  34. 0-Before the Beginning 2023-03-14 02:43:25 UTC
    410
  35. 30-Equestria 2022-11-01 14:01:45 UTC
    1683
  36. 31-Kaboom 2022-11-08 15:00:07 UTC
    1207
  37. 32-Ponyville 2022-11-15 16:24:01 UTC
    1859
  38. 33-Muffins 2022-11-22 15:05:28 UTC
    2313
  39. Salve 2022-11-24 05:46:36 UTC
    639
  40. 34-Castle 2022-11-29 14:58:00 UTC
    1952
  41. 35-Leviathan 2022-12-06 15:21:30 UTC
    2292
  42. 36-Midnight Confessions 2022-12-13 16:42:03 UTC
    1584
  43. 37-Hoofloose in Ponyville 2022-12-20 14:40:54 UTC
    1227
  44. 38-Spike's Tale 2022-12-20 14:41:01 UTC
    1382
  45. 39-Mother Sparkle 2022-12-27 15:09:53 UTC
    1817
  46. 40-Dash 2023-01-04 04:36:58 UTC
    2182
  47. Absentia 2023-01-10 07:25:30 UTC
    142
  48. 41-Rarity’s Tale 2023-01-10 07:30:49 UTC
    1445
  49. 42-Statuesque 2023-01-17 14:18:06 UTC
    1631
  50. 43-Marketplace 2023-01-20 00:27:11 UTC
    1983
  51. 44-Clothes Hoarse 2023-01-24 23:13:03 UTC
    3010
  52. 45-Fabulous Four Footed Fête 2023-01-31 14:42:07 UTC
    1636
  53. 46-Sudden Reversal 2023-02-07 16:34:20 UTC
    1694
  54. 47-Soliloquy and Union 2023-02-14 14:36:10 UTC
    1755
  55. 48-Aftermath 2023-02-21 07:33:58 UTC
    1281
  56. 49-Cast Out 2023-02-28 07:00:17 UTC
    1236
  57. 50-Princess Doodiehead 2023-03-07 05:41:05 UTC
    1357
  58. 51-Mundane Days 2023-03-14 02:44:44 UTC
    2246
  59. 52-Brotherly Advice 2023-03-21 02:59:21 UTC
    1633
  60. 53-Something Bad Happens 2023-03-28 03:45:42 UTC
    2089
  61. 54-Six at Tea 2023-04-04 02:19:05 UTC
    1785
  62. 55-After Something Bad 2023-04-12 03:17:14 UTC
    1504
  63. 56-Five After Tea 2023-04-18 22:28:15 UTC
    1118
  64. 57-Leon 2023-04-25 03:35:02 UTC
    1489
  65. 58-Interruption 2023-05-02 04:01:28 UTC
    1507
  66. 59-Survivor 2023-05-09 06:07:01 UTC
    1688
  67. 60-Anomalies 2023-05-16 13:51:10 UTC
    2341
  68. 61-Preparation Cycle 2023-05-23 05:56:40 UTC
    1632
  69. 62-Mothers 2023-05-30 14:07:05 UTC
    1407
  70. 63-Twilight & Tension 2023-06-02 14:23:22 UTC
    1547
  71. Anniversary 2023-06-04 02:36:36 UTC
    404
  72. 64-A Spite of Grace 2023-06-06 14:01:47 UTC
    2167
  73. 65-Tea Time Twist 2023-06-13 05:51:43 UTC
    2152
  74. 66-Sib 2023-06-19 15:32:19 UTC
    1991
  75. 67-Tea to Tub 2023-06-20 15:18:38 UTC
    1495
  76. Interstice : Split Scene 2023-06-21 11:58:28 UTC
    325
  77. 68-Silent Movement 2023-06-22 13:53:53 UTC
    1662
  78. 69-Crystaler 2023-06-23 14:02:19 UTC
    1033
  79. 70-Wounded 2023-06-27 14:02:24 UTC
    2495
  80. 71-Offer 2023-07-05 05:21:07 UTC
    1639
  81. 72-Precarius 2023-07-11 14:26:01 UTC
    1890
  82. 73-Ill Entry 2023-07-18 05:31:11 UTC
    1955
  83. 74-Shrine Morning 2023-07-25 13:59:25 UTC
    1172
  84. 75-Break 2023-08-01 15:12:02 UTC
    1974
  85. 76-Shrine Watch 2023-08-08 15:14:25 UTC
    1608
  86. 77-Twi & Tia, Canterlot 2023-08-15 04:55:40 UTC
    1314
  87. 78-Dualities 2023-08-22 17:03:26 UTC
    1960
  88. 79-Canterlot Conversation Continued 2023-08-29 01:52:47 UTC
    1445
  89. 80-Shrine Healing 2023-09-06 04:18:11 UTC
    1293
  90. 81-Meanwhile 2023-09-13 01:50:49 UTC
    1021
  91. 82-Shrine Healing, pt 2 2023-09-19 04:16:17 UTC
    1692
  92. 83-Debriefings 2023-09-26 06:14:29 UTC
    1056
  93. 84-Closure 2023-10-03 18:28:14 UTC
    1070
  94. 85-Shrining Amour 2023-10-10 06:06:08 UTC
    1867
  95. 86-Chapter 86 2023-10-17 13:56:21 UTC
    1406
  96. 87-Gallop 2023-10-24 13:27:32 UTC
  97. 88-Dawn Ablutions 2023-10-31 13:58:32 UTC
    1698
  98. 89-Gallop, cont’d 2023-11-07 04:16:19 UTC
    1079
  99. 90-Strand 2023-11-14 04:16:26 UTC
    1355
  100. 91-Dance 2023-11-22 02:15:37 UTC
    1245
  101. 92-Landers 2023-11-28 14:42:10 UTC
    1386
  102. 93-Descent 2023-12-05 21:29:13 UTC
    2172
  103. 94-Day One 2023-12-12 15:04:54 UTC
    2391
  104. 95-Day Two 2023-12-19 15:27:31 UTC
    2249
  105. 96-Day Three 2023-12-27 05:51:24 UTC
    1610
  106. 97-Return 2024-02-06 14:36:51 UTC
    1760
  107. 98-Last Night 2024-02-13 14:40:32 UTC
    1520
  108. 99-The bad Stuff 2024-02-20 15:44:34 UTC
    1461
  109. 100-The Good Stuff 2024-02-27 15:16:33 UTC
    1545
  110. 101-Speculation 2024-03-05 14:43:32 UTC
    892
  111. 102-More of the Good Stuff 2024-03-12 13:41:31 UTC
    1375
  112. 103-A Bit More 2024-03-26 13:31:56 UTC
    1186
  113. 104-Morning After the Night Before 2024-03-19 13:47:47 UTC
    2127
  114. 105-Takes Three 2024-04-02 14:04:52 UTC
    1312
  115. 106-Sisters’ Shadow 2024-04-08 13:57:30 UTC
    1177
  116. 107-Isha and Twilight 2024-04-09 13:38:26 UTC
    1730
  117. 108-Violation 2024-04-16 13:38:12 UTC
    1519
  118. 109-Non-Routine Morning Routine 2024-04-23 14:01:01 UTC
    1845
  119. 110-Catching Up 2024-04-30 14:05:29 UTC
    1701
  120. 111-More Catch Up 2024-05-07 14:07:32 UTC
    2033
  121. 112-Second Night 2024-05-14 13:56:13 UTC
    2500
  122. 113-Boobs 2024-05-21 13:39:23 UTC
    1991
  123. 114-Cutting Remarks 2024-05-28 13:54:46 UTC
    1961
  124. 115-Suggestion 2024-06-04 13:51:06 UTC
    2386
  125. 116-Domestic Chaos 2024-06-11 13:42:52 UTC
    2807
  126. 117-Accommodations 2024-06-18 13:55:50 UTC
    2605
  127. 118-Like Watching 2024-06-25 14:00:01 UTC
    1280
  128. 119-Morning Delight 2024-07-02 13:30:09 UTC
    1586
  129. 120-Toning It Down 2024-07-09 14:07:53 UTC
    3506
  130. 121-Maternal 2024-07-16 13:56:41 UTC
    1787
  131. 122-Noises 2024-07-23 14:40:31 UTC
    925
  132. 123-A Side Adventure 2024-07-30 14:38:19 UTC
    4586
  133. 124-Underground Railroad 2024-08-06 13:58:06 UTC
    3434
  134. 125-Derailed 2024-08-12 14:00:59 UTC
    1282
  135. 126-Reunion 2024-08-20 14:09:23 UTC
    1787
  136. 127-Lunch With the Sparkles 2024-08-27 13:31:09 UTC
    1320
  137. 128-Jane 2024-09-03 13:39:04 UTC
    1545
  138. 129-Departing 2024-09-08 17:03:45 UTC
    2726
  139. 130-An Expansion of Resources 2024-09-09 13:38:29 UTC
    1415
  140. 131-Subcity 2024-09-10 13:43:27 UTC
    2081
  141. 132-Midnight Train 2024-09-11 14:08:23 UTC
    1687
  142. 133-Guide 2024-09-12 13:33:17 UTC
    1413
  143. 134-Gateway 2024-09-14 05:30:12 UTC
    3980
  144. 135-Back in the EQ 2024-09-17 13:43:07 UTC
    1652
  145. 136-Some Notoriety 2024-09-24 13:50:15 UTC
    1742
  146. 137-Ishaz 2024-10-01 13:33:45 UTC
    1932
  147. 138-Zecora's Hospitality 2024-10-08 15:13:18 UTC
    2033
  148. 139-Audience 2024-10-15 14:08:19 UTC
    1521
  149. 140-In the Everfree 2024-10-22 14:17:23 UTC
    1623
  150. 141-Throne Room Threat 2024-10-29 14:02:28 UTC
    1287
  151. 142-Jane's Story 2024-11-05 14:57:20 UTC
    1735
  152. 143-Throne Room Threat, part 2 2024-11-12 15:07:42 UTC
    1042
  153. 144-Rubble and Rabble 2024-11-19 15:08:09 UTC
    1918
  154. 145-Convenience 2024-11-26 15:09:03 UTC
    1374
  155. 146-Parental Matters 2024-12-03 15:01:11 UTC
    2600
  156. 147-In The White Room 2024-12-04 18:36:10 UTC
    2190
  157. 148-Going Under 2024-12-10 15:05:02 UTC
    2362
  158. 149-Home Sweet Ponyville Castle 2024-12-17 16:35:26 UTC
    1987
  159. 150-Mane Street, Ponyville 2024-12-24 08:07:56 UTC
    4458
  160. Remodel 2024-12-25 07:51:15 UTC
    371
  161. 151-Royal Tea 2024-12-31 15:12:17 UTC
    3141
  162. 152-Premonition 2025-01-07 15:10:42 UTC
    1509
  163. 153-Job 2025-01-14 15:16:36 UTC
    1912
  164. 154-Horsemint 2025-01-21 15:15:50 UTC
    3112
  165. 155-Big Brother 2025-01-28 16:43:05 UTC
    1639
  166. 156-Supplies 2025-02-04 15:12:49 UTC
    2933
  167. 157-Starship 2025-02-11 15:19:57 UTC
    1309