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“What the fuck is this.” You said, giving an annoyed look.

“Whatcha mean.” He said.

“Jazz, really?” You say raising and eyebrow

“Come on, its good!” he said, yelling like a toddler.

“Don’t judge it man, it’s good in its own way” he said with a kind tone.

“Sure whatever…” you said defeated.

A minute passes with the music still going on as they all take swiggs from their drinks. An idea passes through the air.

“What would you want your name to be if we just went off the grid?”

“Oh! Dante all the way” You say, feeling cool with yourself.

“Ok DaNtE!” he said in a patronising tone.

“Alright then what about you Mr.High and Mighty!” You say, shaking his hands in the air mockingly.

“Um, Vash…” He said realising that he is about to be made fun of.

“Oh sorry what was that, couldn't hear yuh!” You said holding an ear too him.

“VASH ALRIGHT, FUCK!” he yelled.

“Vash the Stampede, heh.” you said in a smug tone.

“So what about you?” Vash said pointing a finger at his other bro.

“Oh um well I was thinking about Static.” he said in a reserved tone while drinking from his beer.

“Alright.” you say surprised.

“Yeah that's not bad.” he said ‘I should have gone with Terry’ he said to himself.

Vash looks at the clock to see what time it is, 11:09 pm. He thought to himself pondering on what if the three of them did just run off one day and start another life. Maybe it would be better if they all started with a clean slate with new names, a new life, one that is better than one having to worry about the responsibilities of life on this hunk of rock. He thinks about College, the student loans you owe, taxes, and worrying if you have enough money to eat. Fuck it.

“I wish we could actually leave this life behind.” Vash said

"Yeah honestly this fucking planet can suck my taint." You said, chugging the rest of your Smirnoff.

“It does sound nice to be honest.” Static said. “Okay we should probably go to bed otherwise I’m gonna beat both of yo asses if were late for classes tomorrow.”

Both Vash and Dante give a quick nod out of fear and run upstairs. While running up you shove Vash into the wall hard.

“AH YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!” Vash says crashing into the wall rubbing his arm.

“HAHA you said ASS!” you said out of genuine glee.

“Heheh, ass..” Vash says walking up the stairs.

They all go to their rooms falling asleep the clock says 11:11 pm. The clock glows a bright red cloaking the room and then the entire house in a red glow. Outside the house there is someone walking down the sidewalk and notices the house enveloped by a glowing red aura. “What the fuck is happenin there.” he says. With an audible pop the house vanishes.

“DUH FUCK!” He yelled.

-Vash's POV-

The sun beams through your window, It always felt good when the light of the sun graced your skin it's alway- OH F U C K your head hurts. It feels like a rat is inside your head and is trying to eat its way out. You get up out of bed and make your way to your bathroom you flip the light switch and nothing. You flip it over and over and nothing comes from it.

"Great the power is out." you tell yourself a little perturbed.

You pull open the Mirror Cabinet to get some pain killers in you so this headache can go away. You turn the handle on the faucet so you can swallow down the pills but nothing. No water, shit your luck today is just fucking stellar and you swallow the pills dry.

You walk out and walk downstairs and you see Static in the Living Room looking out the window.

"Morning." you say curiously.

"Yo, I, um..." Static says in a worried tone.

"What's happening, wait don't tell me that hooker is out there again pissing on the side of the house again cause I swea-" you are cut off by Static.

"No," Static shivers at the thought of the last time she did that, he had to wash that off with the hose too, "-I don't think we're in Kansas anymore man."

The fuck does that mean. Static is serious though from the tone of his voice as he motions you to the window and What in the sweet mother of christ. You definitely not in the city. It's not like it's a bad site but it's still very fucky.

Mountains from the eyes can see, a rainbow can be seen from behind on of the mountains, and a small town? village? You don't know but HOLY SHIT is that a castle built into one of the mountains in the over there. This is just, wow. I mean WOW.

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"Wait what are those things in the sky?" you ask, "Birds maybe?"

"Nah man, those things are way too big to be birds." Static exclaims.

"Wait where's Dante? Is he even up?" Vash questions.

Static shakes his head and you facepalm.

"HEY DANTE WAKE UP THE FUCK UP!" Vash yells "ITS ALREADY PAST NOON, GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER"

You here a big thud from above you and wince as you hear rummaging with a door slamming open. Stomping can be heard from upstairs and an 'OH SHIT' as Dante trips and rolls down the stair with him landing on the ground in front of the stairs.

"Fuck..." Dante says standing up dusting himself off and rubbing his head. "Ok I'm up whats-" He pauses, "What the fuck is happening outside."

"Don't know but I think Vash's wish from last night came true." Static says staring at you.

"Fuck me dude, I meant like go in the fucking woods in the mountains or some shit, not this!" you say rubbing the back of your neck.

You and your bros hear a knock at the door and some whispering. Static sees a cyan blurr go blow past the window outside and falls back in surprise. The Three of you walk to the door. You fumble at the door handle a little and open the door and are greeted by six people, horses, people horses? Girls, 6 girls are standing on our porch. One of them pipes up.

"H-hi can you understand me?" The purple one asks.

All three of you unanimously say 'Yes'.

"Well thats makes things a lot easier well my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle and these are my friends!" she says.

"This Is Rarity," Twilight points at a woman with a purple mane.

"Hello." Rarity greets.

"This is Applejack," she points at a country looking woman.

"Howdy!" She greets you in a thick southern accent.

"Pinkie Pie," point at a woman with cotton candy hair jumping up and down.

"Hi-ya!" she blurts out throwing confetti in the air.

"Thats Rainbow Dash," she says looking over at a woman floating in the air.

"Sup." she greets.

"And this is Fluttershy!" she says pulling a woman with pink hair hiding behind her bangs.

"Hi..." she says quietly hiding back behind Twilight.

"Well that's all our names, now what's yours if I might ask?" Twilight asks.

Author's Note

This is my first story! Hope you enjoyed what little of it there is but I'll put more chapters real soon so I won't keep you waiting.