"Hey! Are you even listening!" Twilight yells at you.

"Oh shit, sorry, I was just-" Vash Hesitates while Dante shoves him out the way.

"What are you guys?" Dante asks inquisitively, "Some kind of horse human hybrids?" Dante finishes.

Twilight and the others have an annoyed look one their faces with Rarity having a more disgusted look on her face.

"What?" Dante askes visibly confused.

"We are NOT horses, WE are PONIES!" Rarity chastises Dante.

"Wait is that like a slur for you, I didn't mean it like that." Dante says calming the technicolor pony people? I don't know what to call them so I'll just go with Ponies.

"I guess I'll keep that in mind for future insults." Dante says with Static slapping the back of his head.

"Don't even think about it Dante, we at least need to make a good first impression." Static says with a stern voice.

"We accept your apology Dante was it, and if I might ask, what are your names?" Twilight asks for the second time.

"Oh yeah my name is Static." he says shaking Twilights hand.

"I-I'm Dante and also sorry about calling you that," Dante continues looking at Rarity, "And also very sorry for calling you that Miss Rarity."

"O-oh don't worry about it darling, I know you didn't mean anything by it and please just call me Rarity, none of that miss business." Rarity says.

"I'll keep it in mind." Dante says with a smirk and cocked eyebrow giving a wink.

Rarity notices and blushes a bit at that and gives a soft smile back at him. Dante knows when to be an asshole and when to be a ladies man, his mom was like that too whenever he brought his friends over to his house. Always being rather flirty to his friends, even more so when she got divorced from his father. That asshole didn't even care who he was talking to and was an asshole 100% of the time (No wonder why she divorced him).

Okay this getting uncomfortable "Okay now um, well my name is Vash, uh nice to meet you Princess and others." he greets awkwardly snapping Dante out of his funk with Rarity.

"WOW this place looks like the apartments in Manehattan!" you look behind you to see the pink one searching you apartment scanning every detail.

"WHAT THE-" Vash says in surprise, "How did you get in we were blocking the door!"

"That's a Pinkie secret!" Pinkie Pie says pushing a finger over Vash's mouth.

The group of ponies behind you look surprised at the mystical powers this pony has.

"So what are you fellers anyways?" AppleJack says out loud.

"Yeah what are you?" Pinkie Pie says jumping on Vash's back with her arms hugging his neck. His face turns beet red as he feels her breast press against his back. Vash then turns her around in front of him and peels her off with all the spaghetti coming out of his pockets.

"O-ok maybe a little bit of personal space there Pinkie." Vash says calming himself down, "Well to answer your question, we are humans, do you not have humans here." he questions.

"Humans huh? No but it seems that your pretty close to ponies except for your legs, face, and no fur on your bodies." Twilight continues, "If you'd let me I would love to study your physiology and ask some question about your world."

"Uh sure but one question?" Dante asks, "Where are we exactly?".

"Oh well I guess you wouldn't know seeing how your not from here well were in-" Twilight is interrupted by Pinkie pie.

"EQUESTRIA!" she says pulling out some party poppers and pulling the strings to burst out confetti.

"Yes uh Equestria, and right now your on the edge of Ponyville." Twilight informs them.

"Oh and I thought we were in 'Las Pegasus' heheh." Dante quips.

"Nah thats a little bit west of here." Rainbow Dash says bluntly.

Dante face changes from a smug grin to confusion. What next is there a Manhattan here to, Baltimore, Philadelphia!? Ok this is giving him a headache. He bets one of these mountains is there version of Mount Everest but the name is pun like 'Mount Everhoof' or some shit like that. He's not gonna ask that though because that would just hurt his head even more.

"Well probably need to go see the Princess's but maybe not today, don't want to show up unannounced." Twilight says.

"Spike!" Twilight calls out, with rumbling coming from her bag. A small purple and green lizard thing pops it's head out of Twilight's bag.

"Whatcha need Twilight?" Spike asks Twilight.

"I need you to send a message to Princess Celestia," Twilight asks and Spike taking out Parchment paper and a quill with Twilight continuing, "Princess Celestia, we need to see you right away in regards of some alien beings appearing in our world and needed to give your attention to the matter. Your student Twilight Sparkle."

"Okay and there," Spike says lighting the parchment ablaze with a fiery breath, "And sent!".

"Um, Twilight?" Vash asks.

"Yes." Twilight responds.

"What is that thing?" Vash questions Twilight looking with a cocked brow at Spike.

"Oh this is my friend Spike," she continues, "He's a baby dragon." saying matter of factly.

Vash looks at the dragon surprised at how un dragon like he looks. If anything he looks more like a kobold or a dragon born. But he's not going to correct the pony who has spent her whole life here and knows more about this land than either him, Dante, and Static.

"So what happens now?" Static asks Twilight.

"Well we have to wait for a response from the Princes-" Twilight is interrupted by a rolled and sealed piece of parchment magically coming out of Spike's mouth with him giving a smokey burp, "Oh well that was quick." Twilight says.

"Well what does it say?" Dante asks.

"It says 'Dear my most faithful student, thank you for bringing this matter to my attention. My sister and I would need you and these unexpected visitors too come to Canterlot Castle in two days at noon, with much love, Princess Celestia." Spike finishes shoving the parchment in the bag.

"Two days huh, I hope we don't have to walk all the way do we?" Dante asks.

"No, we'll be taking the express train all the way to Canterlot which is the castle on that mountain all the way over there." Twilight explains.

Thank god these ponies are advanced enough to have trains. Vash wasn't looking forward to going on a hiking trip to see if him and his friends were a threat to their society. He wasn't exactly in the greatest shape at this current time. Although that's something he shouldn't worry about right now. Electricity and water are the main things he's worried about right now.

While he was thinking most of Twilight's friends have left and said their goodbyes. All that was left was Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy.

"Hey do you guys have electricity, if you do, might you have a power generator we could borrow and maybe a way to get water to our house?" Vash is asking the important questions now.

"Oh yes we do have electricity, we would just need to get a mana battery to connect to your house," Twilight continues "And in regards to water we can route water from the the river with some quick magic." Twilight says with a determined look on her face.

A little while later after Twilight fixed everything up for them so they can live. Vash asked if he had to pay anything and said that water from the river is always free and that she just had a mana battery for just in case hers got broken. Well at least you all don't have to pay for electricity and water now.

"Hey Twilight do you and your friends want to stay over and hang out?" Dante asks.

"That sounds like an awesome idea!" Rainbow says excitedly.

"That doesn't sound to bad I guess..." Fluttershy says quietly.

"I can't do that, I need to go finish studying a new spell that I found recently," Twilight walks to the door to leave, "Oh and I'll see you three in two days to bring you to Canterlot, bye!" She walks out and closes the door behind her.

"So what are we gonna do watch a movie, maybe play a game!" Rainbow Dash asks expectantly.

"Oh I got an Idea." Dante says looking at the two ponies with a grin.

Music

"GWAAA AAAAAH!"

"Hah take that Split Lip!" Rainbow yells at the screen sticking an elite with a plasma grenade.

"Flutts watch you back." Vash says to Fluttershy.

"What..." Fluttershy says when a suicide grunt blows her shit up.

"Why did he do that, he had so much to live for..." Fluttershy asks.

"War Flutts, some people care so much about winning the good fight and for the place that you live to prosper." Dante says, "That even means committing suicide to kill the sorry bastard who isn't paying attention."

"That's scary." Fluttershy says with Rainbow yelling at the screen with how much fun she's having.

Rainbow Dash then dies to an elite with an energy sword and curses while throwing the controller at the wall and it bouncing off it and hitting Fluttershy in the face. Fluttershy is in shock. Now Fluttershy is crying. Oh shit she has a black eye. She left with Rainbow flying after her and apologizing over and over. Vash checked the controller and yeah, it's fubar.

The Three of them decided to just go to bed from all the excitement that just happened. Vash was just thinking about how they actually got there but was somewhat excited that his wish for the most part came true, he just hopes that it will be better than living on Earth.

Static like always is worried about his friends and if they are safe in this new world, doesn't seem to bad. Static has always been like the Mother of the house and keeping his ducks in order and protecting his friends and trying to keep them out of trouble. One time when Vash and Dante were drunk at a party, those two got into some beef with three other dudes who were messing with them, just being shitty dicks in general. All it took for Dante too lose his shit was one of the guys calling his mom a hore and for Vash one of the guys spat in his face. They started to fight but they were outnumbered, until Static heard it from another room and charged in. Static is the kindest guy who would never hurt a fly but when you mess with his friends, you best hope he doesn't rip your fucking head off.

They all fall asleep eventually and the night was quite.

Dante is walking down the sidewalk going to his mom's apartment. It's been a while since he's visited, maybe he should have called but whatever, it'll be a surprise for his mom if her one and only son came over for a visit. He hopes that she made pie, fuck he can go for one of his mom's pie's right now. He walks inside the complex and towards the elevators inside taking it up to the 10th floor. He doesn't understand why she moved out of your childhood home and to some apartment, I guess she couldn't live there because of the bad taste it left in her mouth because of dad. The elevator stops on the 10th floor and he walks out going to the right door. He Knocks at her door with the secret knock him and his Mom came up with when he was a kid.

The door opens and there stood his Mom, "Hey how's my most favorite Mom in the world doing?"

"Oh hey son, I wasn't expecting you." His mom says with her holding back a grimace.

"Yeah I know but I thought seeing as you love when I visit, I thought I could just come by." He says with a hinge of worry seeping through his voice.

"Well I guess you can come in, I was meaning to talk to you about something, important." she says.

"Ok sure thing." he says walking into her apartment.

He sits down on the couch in the living room. She was acting kind of strange, she's normally very jovial when he comes by to visit and gives you a hug and a kiss on the forehead. Maybe she's been having a rough time at work or maybe his Dad came by to try and get her back and ended up getting into an argument again. For some reason he feels something make him feel uneasy.

His Mom sits down on a loveseat by him "Well I wanted to talk to you about this on the phone but I guess I can do this now." she says.

"What is it Mom?" Dante asks worriedly.

Music

"I hate you." she says bluntly, "I've always despised you ever since you were born, the little hell spawn that came from your father's seed."

What? No way she just said that. No this has to be a joke, she would never says this but her words are cutting deep, and his heart is filled with sadness as those words came out her mouth with such venom.

"That's a good joke Mom, you really got me there!" He says laughing it off.

"You think this is a joke, well you should evaluate your thinking "Son" because I'm not joking you worthless little bottom feeder!" she says leaning forward in her seat.

"I've ALWAYS hated you and not a day goes by that I regret ever having you and calling you my Son!"

"Mom what are you saying..." he says with him being affrighted by what his own Mother is saying.

"You know what! I think it's time to right my wrongs!" she say getting up from the loveseat going into the kitchen. She rummages around in a drawer as Dante tries to process what is happening. She walks back into the room and stands in front of you with a crazed look smeared across her face with her arms behind her back.

It clicks in Dante's head what is happening right now. She pulls out a butcher's knife and tries to stab at you but you stand up but you fall back and knock of the couch. He keeps backing up as she gets closer.

"MOM, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, PLEASE STOP!" he yells out as she backs you into a wall.

"Something I should have done a long time ago!" she says in a maniacal voice.

She lunges the knife over and over missing several times as you try to dodge. She then steadies her hand for the final blow. She stabs down towards your chest but before the knife makes contact with you a blinding ray of purple light blasts through the window whipping your mother away. He looks at where the window was and a big hole in the wall show a pony blue almost violet coat and starry night hair hovering at the entrance. Everything around you slowly fades away except the two of you.

The surroundings turn into a vast field of grass covered by the light of the night sky. Dante watches looks at the mare in utter confusion.

"What is this!?" Dante asks the mare.

"You were having a nightmare, but fear not for I am here to vanquish this foul dream." The mare says with a calming voice.

"This was a dream, but it feels so... real." he says worriedly.

"This is usually how dreams are, have you never dreamed before?" she asks.

"I have but never like, this..." He continues saying, "There was always something that made it feel not real."

He thought for a second about what happened and how real it all felt, he didn't even think about everything that has happened outside of this dream, geez, he feels like he needs to see a therapist after this.

"So what's the name of the valiant hero that rescued me from that nightmare?" he asks acting like a damsel from a movie, was that an actual thing from a movie or play, fuck he doesn't know.

"My name is Pri- I mean Luna, my name is Luna." Luna says, I wonder why she hesitated on her own name oh well.

"So are your another creation of this dream of mine?" he continues, "If so your really beautiful for something that came from my head, dare I say 'alluring'." Dante says with a flirtatious grin.

Luna blushes at the flirty comment and coughs to get his attention "Anyways I'm am most definitely real, realer than anything you can come up with in your dreams." she continues "But you find me alluring, really?"

"Well I was going to say majestic but that's not nearly as flirtatious as alluring." Dante says.

"I think that both are quite 'acceptable'," she says blushing like a, well, saying tomato is wrong because she's all a blueish purple so its more like she's blushing like a blackberry... Wait no how the fuck is she blushing anyways, she's covered in fur! Whatever he's too distracted by her looks. If his mom was actually here and not a murderous psycho she would tell him to marry her on the spot but maybe in a few years. Her face is stunning in an odd way, from the ponies that you have seen she definitely out classes all of them in looks and in body. She has a slim slim waste, very nice cleavage, and he would love to be crushed in between those round supple thighs... He snaps back to reality as he hears her speak again.

"So you find me alluring well, you are quite dashing yourself, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't find you very attractive." she says in a sultry voice.

"Trying to butter me up aye? Well I'd love to see you soon in outside of this dream so we can continue this and maybe we can make it a date?" Dante asks with a smirk.

"I-I'd love that, uh..." She hesitates.

"Dante, my name is Dante." He tells Luna.

"Dante... such a wonderful name." She says, "Well it's almost time for you to wake up, but one thing before you go." she says before leaning in and giving him a kiss on the cheek.

Everything around you begins to fade and he asks "Will I ever see you again?".

"Soon, but for now, farewell Sir Dante."

Author's Note

This one was a little longer than I was hoping but I hope you enjoyed!