Lets Get Lost!

by Major Mane

Visiting Canterlot

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-Dante POV-

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You stand up with Static following with you. "Just like old times." you whisper to Static.

"Shut it and concentrate Dante." Static says sternly to you.

"Ok, ok," you say in a calming tone. "Hey scumbags, do you have anything better to do then rob people."

"Guy's, what are you doing!" Vash yells out at the both of you, you look nervously at him.

"Takin care of the problem sweetheart." you blow him a kiss and Vash swats it off as if a pair of lips was flying towards him.

"Well what are you standing there for boy's, are we gonna throw down or are you just gonna stand there or are you gonna keep scarin these people." you say with a smug grin plastered on your face.

That is when one of the very pissed off unicorns blast a magic bolt from their horn and you move your head slightly to dodge it and you run over and take him by the horn as he prepares another blast. You then notice a large fist coming in your direction and you duck with Static catching his fist and pulling him in for a headbutt. You pop back up with the other guys horn still in your grip and you lead his head directly to your knee knocking him out. As that guy was done, The bigger one gets up clearly pissed and throws a couple of punches with one landing at your chest and sending you flying down the aisle. Static gets punched in the face and his nose starts to bleed and punches him in the stomach landing blow for blow but it's not doing much against the brick wall of a stallion. While they trade blows you start to get back up.

You notice that Static is kinda getting his ass handed to him so why not lend him a hand. You get in your running stance and take off down the aisle. You gain enough speed to where you can land the attack on this behemoth and you yell out.

"STATIC! GET DOWN!" and at the last second a foot away from the large pony, you jump up and double kick the asshole in the face making him fall back. As the Unicorn wakes up he looks up above to see the brick wall of a stallion falling towards him and screams out in terror. With a big thud and some cracking sounds they are both down for the count.

"Fuck me dude..." you say exhausted

"Stop complaining man, I took all the hits from that guy." Static said getting up.

"Does anyone have any rope or something to restrain these idiots!" you said with applejack piping up.

"I sure do Sugarcube, I'll hog tie these stallions in no time!"

"Thanks Applejack." Static said placing the two on the seat in the back of the cabin.

"No problem Sugarcube."

"Where the hell did you guys learn to fight like that?" Vash asks very surprised at the display the two of you had just shown. All the girls were surprised as well getting some high praise from Applejack and Rainbow Lesbian (you might call her this but you don't feel like getting into another fight right now).

"When you moved after middle school, me and Static learned a few thing you know." you tell him sheepishly.

"We are definitely going to talk about this later." Vash tells the both of you.

As you look nervously at Vash your attention is caught "Oh were here everypony!"

Your eyes gaze upon the city and the castle that you've seen when you and your friends first got here. It was a lot more beautiful up close than it is from far away. A castle that would make the goths of medieval europe cry if they ever laid eyes upon its sprawling towers and opposing majesty. You aren't one to live in a castle or be treated like royalty but you could probably get used to it if you had to live here.

You take a look at the two stallions that are knocked out in the back of the cabin where you made sure to make them look like they were kissing each other.

"OK let's get these two love birds." You tells Static with a grin.

"Yeah the police are gonna want to have a chat with us 'bout them."

You nod picking up the smaller one with the horn out the car with Static following behind having some trouble keeping the stallion on his shoulders. You, Vash, and all the technicolor pony human hybrids in between walk out of the train car and are greeted by some ponies in some Greek/Roman type armor and tunics. One of them is Mare guard that looks like she is of a higher rank than the Male guard on the side of her.

You were staring at the two eyeing they're details when the higher rank guard speaks up "Hello and welcome to Canterlot, My name is Major Ivory Arrow and this is Lieutenant Smokey and we will be escorting you to the castle for your meeting with the princesses today and..." she pauses seeing the two knocked out stallions being carried by you and Static, "Why do you carrying those unconscious stallions?"

"Oh, they tried to rob the people everyone on the train but we took care of em in no time flat." you say with a cocky tone and a grin.

"Well good work civilians, we could use some stallions who can get the job done, SMOKEY!" she yells out

"Standing right here ma'am."

"Take these two down to the station."

"Yes ma'am Major Ivory Arrow..." Smokey says feeling the despair of dragging these two all the way. Poor guy, he had to be at least half a foot smaller than you.

"Anyways We have a carriage waiting upfront, now let's move!"


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You get in the large carriage with the others and Ivory Arrow tells the ponies to start pulling the carriage towards the castle. You watch as you see the city and the ponies walking on the sidewalks and in the shops and all the restaurants. You can see where all the rich snobs are because most of these ponies have their heads up so high you could probably get a good look at their brain and your surprised that none of them have ran into a pole yet, weird.

Your kind of excited to see Luna and to meet her all famous sister Tia but you look to your right to see Vash is sweating looking nervous. He must be shitting himself thinking that maybe the princesses will luck us up or banish us for possibly being a danger to the ponies here but he's always been the worrywart of us since we were kids.

He looks like a dude that you wouldn't want to fuck with but that's pretty much the opposite, he just never had a situation to ever show that to anyone else because he's a loner who rarely gets close to anyone outside of his family nor the friends he's already made. You've tried for the past few years to try to get him to meet someone else but everytime he spills his spaghetti and fucks it up, can't blame him though do to his helicopter parents never letting him live his own life. It was a god send when his parents let him move in with us to go to college, they never really like you but always like Static because of his protective nature.

Some of the ponies are looking at the carriage seeing you and your friends giving strange looks. It was like that for the most part in ponyville but from the ponies here, they look like the might faint. You think that humans aren't that different from ponies aside from not having big ol eyes, a muzzle, not having fur on our entire bodies, a tail, horse legs, being multicolored, you know everything one of these ponies has and a human doesn't.

You arrive at the castle and step out of the carriage as you and your friends step up to the entrance gate and are greeted by two guards mares blocking the gate.

"Halt! Do you all have permission to come into the castle?" one of the guard mares asks.

"They are with me to go see the Princesses." Major Ivory Arrow tells the guard with Twilight stepping up besides her.

"Yes we need to see the Princesses for council."

"Alright then, open the gate!" the guard yells to the other guards and open the golden gates.

You walk to the large doors of the castle when you and your fellows are stopped by the guards "Hey studs, maybe when your done seeing the Princesses you all could come to the bar with us." she says slapping Vash on the but and looking 'thirsty'.

The other guard pipes up, "Yeah maybe after the bar we can all do something 'fun'."

Vash face starts to look like a cherry tomato as he stutters rapidly and you put your arm around his should "Yeah sorry girls, we'll be leaving right after our visit so maybe next time." you give a wink to the two and walk away with them giggling as you walk away.

"Hey guys it that normal?" Vash asks to the 6.

Rainbow swoops behind Vash hovering over his shoulder "Oh yeah dude, your lucky those were guards on duty!" she says getting closer to Vash's ear, "If it were any other mare, they would do something way worse than that..." she says as she burst out in laughter in seeing Vash's look on his face as you join in with her.

"But all jokin' aside, you guys probably should watch out." she says with a straight face.

You both give a surprised look and look at each other and decide to give an awkward laugh and continue walking down the hall. Holy hell is it a long walk, if you didn't have someone to guide you down the halls, you don't think you could actually make it to your destination. Not to mention the looks from some of the guards are giving you lot walking down all the halls, they were mixed from looking very disgusted upon seeing you three to all the mares looking lustful or slightly uneasy.

You all manage to make it to the entrance of the throne room after what seemed like an hour of walking as the guards at attention look at the Major and give a nod to and they open the door revealing the throne room and Major Ivory Arrow walks in front of your group.

"Your Majesties, I have arrived with your guest that you wanted to see!"

"Thank you Major for bringing them to us safely." The white multicolored mane alicorn says in which you can safely assume that this is Celestia.

Major Ivory Arrow steps to the side and snaps into parade rest as you, your friends, and the six ponies step forward. The six bow and Static smacks the both you and Vash to bow and you do as such.

You look up as you notice right besides Celestia is the Goddess of the Night, Luna sits on the throne next to her. She's just as beautiful as when you first saw her in your dreams and wow, she is even more majestic in person. She catches you looking at her and she blushes and turns her head to the side, yeah you like it here already. Celestia notices her sister's blushing and gets a dumb smile on her face and she then snaps back to you lot. Celestia eyes the three of you a bit before speaking guess she didn't get a good look the first time.

"Thank you all for coming and when I heard that some 'humans' have arrived to our world." she continues "But my question is how you got and if you might pose a threat?"

"A threat?" you ask surprised but a little frightened, it seems that caught Luna's attention too.

"We have had many threats to equestria and we just want to be cautious." she asks

"Princess if I may, I don't think they are a possible threat, and to prove it they actual prevented a robbery on the train ride over to Canterlot." Twilight exclaims.

"Oh really now, that's quite brave of you three and please can you tell me your names." Celestia asks with a motherly glow surrounding her.

"Uh, my name is Vash."

"Static your Majesty."

"The name is Dante Tia."

Celestia's eyes narrow with a the smile slipping a little, Luna snickers a little bit at that too, "Dante if you may please just call me Celestia."

"Uh sure thing Celestia." you say a little confused, you guess that's a Luna thing only then.

"Now how did you all found yourself in equestria?" Celestia says whipping away her annoyance.

"I think is was because of a wish I made the night we got here miss." Vash tells the princess.

"Anything else?" Luna asks raising an eyebrow.

"Nothing we could have seen, we went to sleep right after he made it." Static says in a relaxed voice.

"Well if that's it then it was nice meeting you three and it is fair to say that you don't pose harm to Equestria and my little ponies."

"And I make you official citizens as well, and there for welcome to Equestria!"

She walks to Twilight to talk to her and her friends and now you can talk to Luna. She walks past you and goes out the door she looks back at you and smiles. She nods her head to tell you to follow.

"Hey guys I'm gonna go explore the castle a bit."

"Ok man don't get lost." Static says giving a small wave. You turn around and goto follow Luna to god knows what.

You catch up to Luna in the hall. Your walking for a good bit until you find that your at the entrance of garden. A rather large garden at that, full of animals and plants, its awe inspiring. Luna walks over to a bench and pats the vacant spot next to her. You sit down next to Luna and you both look up to the sky at the sunset. You sit there until you see Luna's horn lights up with a purple aura as you see the start to replace the sun that still lingered in the sky, the star's shined in the night and you can see all the space dust that gives the night the most color.

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"So what were you doing with your horn?"

"I was raising the moon and bringing forth the night." she said in a matter of fact manner.

"So you really do control the night, I thought you were just bluffing but then again, you can access the dreams of others so I guess I have to believe you."

"Well what do you think?" she asks with you staring into into her eyes.

"Lovely."

"Stop it Dante, I meant the night." she said blushing.

"Just as beautiful as the one who made it." you said with her blushing even harder and tries to change the subject.

"I see your outfit is night themed, It looks rather dashing on you."

"Well I was inspired by a certain pony." you give a small smile.

"I especially love you're earrings." she said holding the crescent moon earring in her hand as to not accidentally yank on it.

"Thanks it really ties it all together."

"You also look very striking, I can tell you take good care of yourself." she said moving her hand to your face caressing it a bit with her thumb. You blush a little at that, you've heard women say that before but never to the sincerity that she has. There something different about her, besides the fact that she is of a different race and also one of the main ruler's of this new world. Wait how did that slip your mind right now, she's a princess.

"So, when were you going to tell me you were a princess?"

"Well Dante, we wanted for you to get to know us a little better-"

"And you wanted me to treat you like a normal pony?" you said with Luna nodding to confirm what you said was true, "You really didn't need to do that."

"Why?" she said leaning her head questioningly.

"I really don't care for higher authority you could say, and I would say that it's true considering you are pretty much a goddess."

"Right..." she said looking like she just did something stupid.

You can't blame her. She probably hasn't had a real conversation with anyone except for her sister. Couldn't imagine running a kingdom either, seems like you don't get to have too much fun.

You let out a little chuckle and say, "I know exactly what my mom would say if she would see you and me right now."

"What would that be Dante?" she asks smiling and looking at you with her stunning blue-ish green eyes.

"She'd probably tell me to marry you."

Luna has a shocked expression on her face as she says, "Really, we don't think that we are all to worthy to get married."

"Maybe someday Luna." you said with Luna giving you a loving smile.

"Can we learn more about your mother, she sound very intelligent."

"Sure, I'll tell you all about her..."


Author's Note

Hope you enjoyed! If you have any tips on writing would help a lot. Thank you and goodbye. :pinkiecrazy:

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