-Dante POV-

"So to keep my sister from making the mistake of her life with some poor excuse of a stallion I put a laxative spell on everyone of his drinks and by the end of the night at the dinner, well lets just say he made a mess everywhere!" Luna says laughing with you laughing your ass off trying to catch your breath.

It's been about two days since you've been talking too Luna in your dreams and you can't help but be surprised by how much you have connected to her. She always tells you stories about the many shenanigans she would get up to with her sister and the many pranks wars they would have with each other. I keep trying to get to know what she does in the real world but she always changes subject, must be a sensitive subject. All in you would have to say she for the most part has it all, she has smarts, she's good looking, and not too mention funny as all hell. She also has this quirk of speaking in old english, it's pretty cute in a way.

"Oh is it almost morning already?" she says in a disappointed tone, "Well I must bid you farewell Sir Dante."

"Wait can I tell you a secret?" you say gesturing for her to get close.

"I guess we still have a little bit of time left." she steps closer to you.

"Get closer, I'm gonna whisper it in your ear." you say with a smirk.

"But we're alone why would you-" you cut her off.

"Just get closer Luna." she rolls her eyes in annoyance, well she's going to be surprised with what your going to tell her.

You lean in close as you whisper in her ear "I think I'm starting to fall for you Luna." and you give her a kiss on her cheek as everything around you starts to fade.

"WHAT!?" she yells out.

"And by the way Luna, just call me Dante, ok?" you say as everything turns black.

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

You wake up as you take your alarm clock and throw it at the wall in front of your bed as you hear the beeping start to fade as it stops its infernal beeping. You jump out of bed with your boxers and xxl t-shirt that is way too big for you and socks still on. As you stumble your way to the door you can't help but think about Luna, you wonder if your relationship will actually be well, more one day. Well first you'll have to actually meet her in person, for all you know she could very well be someone your dream made, but who knows, you sure don't.

Wait what were you doing again, oh right going down the stairs, with socks on. Ok now you just slipped and are rolling down the stair.

"FUCK AgH GAh SHIT AAAAH!" you finish eating shit down the stairs as you lay on the ground. Curse you socks not having good traction on hardwood stairs, you really make life not fucking easier.

You lie on the ground regretting not getting carpet on those damn stairs as you see Static looking down at you. "I think I can see all three of your chins from down here Static." you say.

"Stop fuckin around and get up we need to get ready to see the Princesses." Static say with stern voice but keeping his motherly smile, it always seems to make you feel very uneasy when he does that.

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You get up and walk in and you see the Vash watching the TV and Static going into the kitchen to make breakfast.

"A Shinigami huh." the TV Plays, "You know, my wife's got a friend who knows all about that, 'Spirits of Death' she calls 'em, Really scary stuff." Columbo continues as you speak up.

"More Columbo I see." you say kinda getting tired of watching columbo.

"Well I wanted to binge watch the show since we don't have the internet, or cable so, Columbo." Vash said going back to watching the TV.

"Oh I hope the Detective gets that Light Yagami." you hear Fluttershy's voice besides Vash. Wait there are they all here.

You see the all the Elements of Harmony sitting on the couch next to Vash. They are all talking about that episode and what might happen next. They should all know that Columbo always catches the killer, for some reason Rainbow Dash thinks that Light will get away with it and find out Columbo's full name but that asshole can't outsmart Columbo, it's fucking Columbo!

"Good Morning Dante, how did yo-" Twilight cuts herself off as she sees that you in your underwear. Rarity shoots you coy smile and the rest just kept on stairing with fluttershy ogling through her bangs.

"Ok enough looking and more eating, eggs and toast." Static say then looks too you, "And here's yours sunny side up." Static says with a smile, you can tell he's acting like it's weird to like the yolk.

After your done eating Twilight speaks coughs a little and speaks up "You guys should probably get ready to see the Princesses."

"Well I guess we have to dress up for this so let's dress nice guys." you instantly turn your head to glare at Vash since he always wears baggy shirts with small holes in them and jeans with more noticeable holes in them.

"What? I'll dress nice!" Vash says.

"If you don't me and Static are gonna put you in the 80's prom king costume." you say with Static nodding in approval.

"Fuck me..." Vash says with you knowing that he doesn't have any nice clothes available.

If there is anything you want to see most, its seeing Vash in that cheesy, frilly, suit on an otherwise serious looking dude.

You and your friends go to your rooms and get dressed. You put on a white turtleneck and black chinos with the star socks and black suede oxford boots, and the final piece to your outfit is a black bomber jacket with stars lining the inside of the jacket, and for a final part of your outfit you put on your crescent moon earrings. You might have taken inspiration from Luna a bit. You then put your hair in a ponytail with your bangs swept off your face.

You go down stairs and you find Static wearing a fleece truckers jacket with a collarless button down shirt with some khaki chinos and sneakers, nice. You hear footsteps coming from upstairs and what comes down is a black suit wearing Vash and he's surprisingly pulling it off but if anything it's a little more business formal than our outfits but it'll do.

"Well you've gotten out of wearing that suit, but next time you won't be so lucky..." you say giving a devilish smile.

"Fuck off." Vash says scratching the back of his head putting a cigarette in his mouth. He takes out his lighter and tries to light it but it just puts out sparks. "Oh for fucks sake." he says.

You pull out your flip lighter and light his cigarette. Vash gives a small thanks as he takes a drag from the cigarette.

"Well don't you all look fantastic, well not what I would have chosen for you but that's neither here nor there." Rarity says.

"Yes and I'm sure Princess Luna will love you outfit Dante!" Twilight says.

"What, wait she's one of your princess's?" you say kinda mad but also not surprised, she did have a crown.

"Have you met her before?" Twilight asks.

"Well yeah um, hehe well in my dreams really." you say out loud awkwardly.

"Ok well we should get going before the train gets to the station." Twilight says with everyone nodding in agreement.

You all leave the house to the station and you think about Luna. She's a princess, you know maybe you can find a way to work something out with her. Princess or not, this isn't going to stop you from trying to get her.

-Vash's POV-

Music

You and your chums are on the train with the six ponies looking out the window enjoying the sites of this new world you've found yourself in. You think about the times in ponyville that you actually went out to go get some groceries with Twilight and you saw that a lot of the ponyville's residents were female.

"Hey Twily, can I ask you something?" you say.

"Sure Vash, what did you need?" Twilight says turning her head slightly.

"I was wondering why I barely saw any guys-" your cut off by Twilight.

"Colts." she says correcting you.

"Yeah right so why didn't I see any 'colts' in ponyville, of course there was Big Mac but that's kind of an exception."

"Well that's because most of our population is dominated by mare's Vash, is that not how it is on your world?" Twilight asks.

"No actually it's pretty much 50/50."

"Interesting, I'll have to know more about your world." she says as she pulls out a notepad and a pen.

"Maybe Dante and Static would like-" Twilight says before being cut off by Dante.

"Leave me out of it." Dante says looking back slightly from his seat.

"Ditto." Static says with you getting a very strange feeling from the both of them, they look on edge, you wonder-

*BLAM* *PEW* *BLAM* *PEW*

"Everypony down on the ground, this is a stick up!" a stallion says with a balaclava with another stallion horn blasting the top of the train car. Well this is interesting. You guess your getting robbed now I hope... Wait why are Dante and Static getting up.

Author's Note

Hope you like this chapter, been busy lately but there should be another chapter soon... Hopefully.