Chapters Equestria Girls: There goes the school
As Twilight stepped through the portal to Equestria I noticed the five girls all engaged in a celebratory hug. I wasn't happy that they were all back together, I HATED seeing them so friendly, once they headed back into the gym, I took that discarded picture of the girls and ripped it into several pieces, then I started walking home, after ten to twelve minutes of walking, I took out my key and unlocked the door, I was so mad I didn't even realize I slammed the door.
The next morning was pretty much a crap-filled weather day. I was about ready to toss my cookies after last night's events, When suddenly there's a knock on my door.
Now who can that be? I said, "Who is it?" There's no answer.
"Who is it?" There's no answer.
"WHO IS IT?" They're not saying anything!
So finally I went over and I opened the door and just as I suspected, it's Applejack and Fluttershy. Oh man I hate it when I'm right.
"Heartbroken, have you seen Sunset Shimmer?" Asked Applejack.
"We've been looking for her ever since the fall formal, we can't find her and she's not picking up her phone." Fluttershy said.
"Why are you even coming to me for help? Why do you care about Sunset Shimmer? And why do you have her number in your contacts?" I asked.
"Because you're an expert tracker and we promised Princess Twilight we'd look after her and in the past I needed to know it's her so I could ignore it."
"Well, I haven't seen her, so beat it." I said.
"But we–" Fluttershy said.
"Just BEAT IT!" I repeated.
"That ain't nice." Applejack said leaving my house, wow, was I happy to see them go. When all that was done I went back upstairs just to finish writing this chapter.
Author's Note
I actually used to love Equestria Girls and the Rainbooms. So this is not entirely accurate to how I felt after watching these movies back in 2019. Regardless, here's my current opinion of those seven skunkbags in every movie starting with №1
Rainbow Rocks: Sunset Shimmer is WHAT NOW?
I was outside near the stage of the Battle of the Bands finals. The past week was fun for me, watching everyone arguing gave me that rush of adrenaline that got me through the week, so much so that I filmed everything and made into my own movie. Of course I only recorded the parts where everyone was in each other's faces.
But Anyway, when everything reset thanks to those bitches known as the Rainbooms and their newest whore Sunset Shimmer, who, by the way, is now being accepted by like 99 percent of the school. I just felt like I got slapped in the face. I was about to call someone for a ride, when the biggest bitch of the Rainbooms came up to me and asked, "Yo, Heartbroken, where were you during the battle of the bands?"
I said, "Why the hell do you care? You probably should have just swung a guitar at me and broke my face?"
"Wouldn't that hurt?" Rainbow asked.
"Not as much as my heart, thanks to you and your horrible friends." I snapped.
"That sounded bitter." Pinkie Pie said half cheerfully.
"Well for the past week I've been watching teenagers argue and you femboobs took it away from me so uh... BITTER!" I yelled.
"Okay," Pinkie Pie said.
"She was just trying to cheer you up." Rainbow Said, "And you will apologize."
"Okay, I'm sorry that the six of you and that Prissy princess ruined my life." I said slapping Rainbow Dash's hand making her drop her pick.
"Oh that tears it!" Rainbow Dash said, next thing I know I was hit in the chest with a guitar case. But before I could make another move, we were pulled apart Rainbow Dash by Applejack, me by Sunset. But I smacked her right in the face.
"This isn't over." I called out storming off.
"I'll get you." Rainbow Dash Screamed.
"Now, it's over." I said to myself.
Friendship Games: why am I still alive?
Author's Note
Those of you who want Anon-a-miss, That may as well just be it's own story
Friendship Games: why am I still alive?
When I heard the news about the retarded friendship games in which I did not participate in, I was about ready to commit suicide. Unluckily, I had a therapy appointment that day, Even more unluckily, my therapist is Fluttershy's mother, Posey. So there was no way I could talk to her about it. Instead, I produced cuts on my hand and my chest, didn't even bother to clean them and just let myself bleed. I was gonna say something, but my cell phone started to ring. Now who could be calling me? Well I checked my caller ID. It was just Pinkie Pie calling for the third time today. I let it go to voice-mail and when I stepped outside I blacked out.
Next thing I knew I was lying down on a gurney, listening to the sounds of a siren and a heart monitor.
When the ambulance had arrived at the Hospital, I had began to suffer from extreme pain in my chest and loss of feeling in my left hand. I knew one day my cuts would land me here.
"Oh good, you're awake." Said the Doctor, "Some girl named Twilight Sparkle had found you outside your house and called us. Please sign these documents so we can examine you. My name's Dr. Lobe by the way."
Thus, I had signed the documents.
After a series of tests and one long restless night in the hospital I was greeted by a nurse named Sunday, at least that's what I could make out on the name tag, she said my blood sugar was dangerously low due to the fact that I have not eaten since before the Friendship games yesterday. That and the fact that I had lost some blood from cutting both my hand and my chest.
I am not to object realism into this story so Shut Up
The nurse had healed my wounds and handed me something to eat. It wasn't great but I ate it anyway. After signing some discharge papers I staggered out the door and was greeted by three "friends". Fluttershy, Sunset Shimmer and the Newest nuisance, this world's Twilight Sparkle.
"Oh, Heartbroken, we heard about what happened." Fluttershy said sympathetically.
I wanted to yell at her, but she was too sensitive, so I didn't.
"Which one of you called-"
"It was me." Twilight said.
"I was mean to your new friends, stop caring." I yelled.
Twilight just backed away slowly.
"I'd apologize if I were you." Sunset warned.
"And what if I don't?" I threatened.
"I don't know, I thought you would." Sunset shrugged.
"Well that smarts!" I shot back. Fluttershy grabbed my hand, looking at the scar. Then she put her hand on mine, when she did I just pulled it away.
"What happened to your hand?" Fluttershy asked concerned.
"After the Friendship games and hearing the news about the incident... I checked in with your mom for my therapy appointment but I didn't tell her what you told me. Then I produced cuts on my hand and my chest."
"Oh Heartbroken." Sunset said, she wanted to indulge me in a hug but I dodged it.
"Don't do that." I grumbled walking out of the hospital.
"Do you need a ride?" Fluttershy asked
"Not from you chicks." I shouted. As far as I know that's all that happened before I got on a bus headed back to my hood.
Legend of Everfree P1: Revelation
I couldn't believe it.
Those femine idiots got magical abilities. On top of that their performance of tonight was being put on YouTube for all the world to see.
I sign up for a week at Camp Everfree just to get away from my mortal enemies for a week and this is what I find out. The Rainbooms seem to be even MORE powerful now. Of course I tried to stay away from them, but they always seem to find me at every turn. I tell you it's wearing me out. It kills me so much, I literally wrote a song about it.
Once I returned to my cabana, I couldn't help but notice the Rainbooms in a celebratory group hug. I sighed and sang:
"Pony Girls, Pony Girls
Blah, Blah, Blah, I'm a hater.
Pinkie Pie noticed me, she asked, "Heartbroken, is that you?" Before wrapping me in a hug and practically snapping my vertebrae in half.
And I'm like, "Kill me now."
"Why, what's wrong?" Twilight asked.
"If you could hear yourself, you wouldn't ask that question." I told her.
"You didn't tell us, you'd be here." Applejack said.
"Yeah, cause I didn't think the seven of you would be here." I groaned gasping for breath. "How could you possibly stand to be around me?"
"What do you mean?" Rarity asked.
"Hello? I was mean to you." I said. "I tried to kill you."
"That was me." Sunset said.
"No, I started that fight with Rainbow Dash." I recapped, "Now go, I'm tired of the horrible things that happen when you girls are around."
"Oh sure, blame us!" Rainbow Dash Scowled.
"Come on, let's go." Fluttershy said.
The next morning, I woke up and went to the mess hall for breakfast and just my luck, the Rainbooms were sitting at a table, all with smiles.
"Hey, look who just came in." Said Rainbow as she dashed up to me.
"Oh yeah, sure, give me a heart attack why not?" I said.
"Sit, sit." Pinkie Pie gestured.
Did I really want to sit with these skunkbags? Well, Applejack grabbed me and pulled me to their table. So there I sat trying not to listen to the conversation, watching them talk about and use their powers.
"Heartbroken, what do you think?" Sunset asked.
"I think I deserve to be dead." I grimaced, "Or perhaps I died yesterday and you girls are my eternal punishment."
"You're like a constant downer huh?" Pinkie Pie said.
"So what should we do today?" Fluttershy asked.
"Archery?" Twilight suggested.
"Let's!" Everyone yelled.
"Come on, Heartbroken." Pinkie squealed, "Let's get to shootin."
"No! Leave me alone!" I yelled, infuriated.
Pinkie's hair deflating after I said that. Rainbow Dash tried to hit me but was pinned down by Applejack, Fluttershy was scared and held on to Twilight. Rarity gave me that headshake of disapproval and Sunset, well she grabbed my shirt and I was then face to face with her.
"You bastard orphan son of a whore." She shouted, "Why the hell are you being so rude to us?"
"You want to know why I'm being so rude to you?" I asked, "I hate you. You want to know why I hate you? Have a look." I reached out my hand as a notion for Sunset to read my memories, so she did.
Thirty seconds later
"Oh my God, it's me." She cried, "I'm the reason you hate us."
"What did you find out?" Fluttershy asked.
"It all started when I wrecked your friendship."
Dramatic Flashback
"Well the rest of you can go to hell. I don't want to see any of you again." Rainbow Dash yelled walking out and slamming the door.
"It's your fault we lost Rainbow Dash." Pinkie Pie yelled.
"Who are you talking to?" Asked Spotlight Gleam what Heartbroken's name used to be.
"Any of you ALL of you I'm outta here." Pinkie Pie yelled.
"Same here, I got BETTER things to do." Applejack shouted.
"I don't need any of you." Rarity said.
"You're all jerks." Fluttershy said.
"Wait!" Called Spotlight Gleam, "Does anybody care what I think?
"No!" They all yelled and they were gone.
End of Flashback
"And after that, I changed my attitude, my name and my appearance AND renounced all my other friendships."
"But we're all friends again." Rarity said, "Why are you still being so mean?"
"YOU ALL BROKE ME BEYOND REPAIR." I Screamed, "Don't bother trying to fix this."
"Okay, so we fucked up." Rainbow said, "But we want you back."
"Not happening." I said.
Sunset was sad, she could not stop herself from sobbing about how she ruined me. Fluttershy rubbed her back.
"Why do you need me, anyway?" I asked bitterly, "You're all better off without me anyways!"
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Legend of Everfree P2: The Burden we have to live with: Narrated by Sunset Shimmer
Author's Note
Why are you still reading this?
Legend of Everfree P2: The Burden we have to live with: Narrated by Sunset Shimmer
I felt so awful. I corrupted my friend with my she-demonic tactics. Heartbroken is who he is because I was what I was. I couldn't stand the guilt eating me alive. It was bad enough from after the Fall Formal to last night when I read his memories where he was betrayed, now it's worse. I felt like crying, screaming and hitting things all at the same time.
"Can we come in?" A voice asked.
"I don't care." I grumbled.
In walked Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. Twilight, who was already in the room sat down beside me resting her hand on my back.
"Feeling better?" Fluttershy asked.
"No, not really." I sighed.
"About what happened last night?" Rainbow Dash asked, "You can't let this affect the rest of your week you know."
"But what if it does?" I asked, "I'm the reason Heartbroken despises us. This is something I have to live with."
"Maybe there's something we can do to make it up to him." Pinkie Pie said.
"He's not going to want a party Pinkie Pie." I said.
"Nuts." Pinkie Pie whined.
"When you think about it though," Fluttershy spoke up for once, "We HAVE been bugging him a lot. Maybe we should stop."
I think I was the only one that actually listened because Rarity said, "Maybe we could give HIM a chance to shine. He is very talented."
"How would you know?" Asked Twilight.
"He used to be called Spotlight Gleam and used to star in some of the musicals at CHS."
"But he hasn't signed up for anything since Freshman Year." Applejack said, "How are we going to get him to do anything now?... Wait a minute! I have enormous strength, Duh!"
"Maybe we shouldn't um..." I started.
"GIRLS!" Fluttershy shouted.
Everyone seemed shocked.
"Did nobody listen to what I just said fifteen seconds ago?"
"I did." I said, "Listen, the least we can do is apologize to Heartbroken for causing him pain."
"No, the least we can do is nothing." Rainbow Dash said.
"That'll work." Twilight sighed.
"I'm going to go with my thing." I said getting up.
As weird as it sounds, Heartbroken was only a few feet from my cabana, I knew what I had to do.
We said each others names simultaneously.
"You first." He offered.
"If I ruined your life in anyway whatsoever, I apologize. Stupid Sunset, might be better if I never existed. On behalf of the Rainbooms, we're very sorry if we caused you any trouble." I sighed, "Looking back I realized we kind of forced you into our friendship circle."
"Sunset look," He said, "I'm upset, but I'll get over it. Maybe not in my lifetime but one day."
"Should you wish it, You won't have to see us again, I am so sorry." I said, when we shook on it, I saw a memory.
"You put our songs on YouTube with a hash tag that says Rainbooms." I said.
"I was only giving you recognition." He claimed.
"You care about my friends and I!" I said putting a hand on his shoulder.
"Well, I do feel awful about what happened to you girls." Heartbroken said.
"So then why have you been treating us like this?" I asked him.
"I didn't want to be involved." He said
"You could've just talked to us." I reminded him.
"I guess I'm a loser for that, too." He sighed.
I pulled him into a hug which he graciously returned.
"Now WHO THE HELL is Anon-a-miss?" He asked.
"Get comfortable." I said, "Because you're about to find out."
