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Rainbow Dash's Unforgettable Luncheon

by EileenSaysHi
Rainbow Dash wants to show Applejack she can cook, but her roast is ruined! But what if... she were to purchase fast food and disguise it as her own cooking? "Steamed Hams", Equestria Girls-style.

Applejack made it, despite Rainbow's directions, and is prepared for an eventful meal courtesy of Canterlot High's star athlete. But what's this? Oh ye gods, Rainbow's roast is ruined! But what if... she were to purchase fast food and disguise it as her own cooking? Ho ho ho...

Yes, it's "Skinner and the Superintendent", better known as "Steamed Hams", from the Simpsons episode "22 Short Films About Springfield", but reimagined in the world of Equestria Girls. But no, this is not simply a cheap clone of the original scene with names swapped out. Oh no, where’s the fun in that? Prepare for the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs and the creamy middles, along with surprising twists and, perhaps, a geographically wayward aurora borealis.

(Classed as a crossover due to copious and obvious Simpsons references, though don't expect Homer or anyone to walk in.)

Everyone
Complete
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Crossover
 
RSA

4212 words: Estimated 21 minutes to read

4 Chapters:

  1. Delightfully Devilish, Dashie 2021-12-02 09:18:26 UTC
    1023
  2. Rain-BOW!!! 2021-12-04 00:02:24 UTC
    1170
  3. Dash, You're an Odd Fella 2021-12-06 15:50:34 UTC
    1396
  4. Epilogue: Heeeelllllp! 2021-12-07 21:40:43 UTC
    623