Pinkie Pie Friendship Unit

Many miles away from home, above ground that was the desolate wasteland (at least so far what Pinkie Pie had seen), that was the surface of the Earth, there was a forward extension of her consciousness, who stood upon a crumbling road. She awaited the arrival of the armored human up ahead on the road, who carried a rifle in his hands. He had a backpack on his back, and he wore a breathing apparatus over his face.

The man suddenly stopped dead in his tracks when he spotted Pinkie Pie up ahead on the road. He lifted his gun and immediately shot at her. The large-caliber bullet came smashing through her head and out the other side, creating a hole in it, and causing goo to splash everywhere and fall onto the road below. However, Pinkie Pie regenerated within mere seconds.

Tears welled up in her eyes, and her jaw dropped. “Hey! That’s not nice!” she whined sadly. The human was confused, but he decided to shoot her again. Only this time, the bullet shattered upon impact against her, before it was subsequently turned into yet more pink goo, and absorbed into her.

“Stop shooting at me! I won’t hug you if you keep it up!” she shouted.

Meanwhile, back home in the bunker. James lay upon a pink love heart-shaped bed. Pinkie Pie lay on top of him, her massive, bubbly rump sitting on his lap, with each buttcheek about the size of a beach ball. The huge Pinkie Pie looming over him dominated his vision, her head nearly bumped against the ceiling above. Her thick and mighty, heavy hooves rested upon his shoulders. They felt soft and spongy to the touch against his bare skin.

In fact, her body in general was possibly the softest thing he ever felt. Her body radiated warmth and was squishy to the touch. It felt absolutely incredible against his bare skin. She stared down at him with her huge, glowing blue eyes through the darkness of the room. His long and thick, enhanced penis lay smothered between the wonderful heavy softness of her asscheeks, hotdogging it between them.

His hands rested on Pinkie Pie’s thick buttcheeks, around her cutie marks. The applied pressure of his hands holding her rump caused them to sink deeply into the squishy softness of her bubbly rump. His hands left a deep depression like that of an asteroid crater as he pushed back the thick layers of ‘fat’ (or goo) or whatever.

His physical physique was like that of a Greek statue of an Olympian. It was almost as if he had become He-Man. He was nothing like this before Pinkie Pie enhanced him with her goo inside his body. Beforehand, he was a scrawny nerd basically.

Pinkie Pie spoke in a calm, serious tone of voice, a far cry from her silly nature. “Not to be a total party pooper, but before we make love, can you tell me what happened? Why is Earth in such a state? I mean, I can Just extract the knowledge from your mind, but I want to hear it from your own words.”

James sighed. “It began somewhere near the start of 2200, if not slightly before then. We don't know exactly what happened. Some of the knowledge of what transpired has been lost.”

“Okay. Tell me what you know.”

“First, there was a deadly virus that broke out. It appeared to be man-made but we don't know the exact origin of it. It seemed to be some form of airborne rabies. Those infected with the virus went insane and started biting people, spreading the virus further. Even if you didn't get bitten by them, just being close to the infected hosts would spread it. Luckily, the infected would also fight each other, and kill one another.”

Pinkie Pie nodded intently, urging him to continue.

“We sent soldiers out to kill the infected dressed in biohazard suits. The infected were easy to spot, contain and destroy. So, the infected were easily dealt with.”

“Unfortunately, just when we had the virus under control, Yellowstone decided to explode, and then a huge asteroid came. Many nuclear power plants went into meltdown because of the massive tectonic upheaval, unleashing radiation, and radioactive material. Billions of humans starved to death due to the disrupted supply chains, the lucky ones were killed by the initial shockwaves, in the fires that followed, or died of radiation poisoning.”

Pinkie Pie opened her mouth wide in shock, and tears came falling down her cheeks. Her lower lip quivered erratically. “So… much… death. So much suffering. I’m not sure if I want to know more. But I must.”

James took a deep breath and continued. “Riots roared through the streets, civilization collapsed and devolved into total anarchy. A small number of humans managed to take shelter in bunkers across the Earth to wait out the collapse of civilization. I am a descendant of one of those humans. We are nor in the year of Our Lord 2412, or just simply, We are, by our best estimates, in the year 2412. Our population is dwindling, we are slowly running out of clean water and food.”

He continued. “Some other things happened, but that's the basic gist of it. Again, we do not know the full extent of exactly what happened. But, we have a theory that there is some sort of virus going around eating the plants on Earth.”

“Whatever happened, without your help Pinkie Pie we are doomed,” he said in a low voice.

Pinkie Pie was moved to tears from hearing what transpired. “James, I will save you. Don’t worry,” she said softly before her voice shifted into a hot, breathy voice. “In the meantime, I want you to make love to me, my sweet creator.”

The massive goo-mare on top of him began to grind her hips over him, as a result, this caused her bubbly rump to jiggle about wildly during her movements. It also caused her thick, bubbly cheeks to smack against one another with loud meaty slapping sounds of ‘flesh’ (or synthetic goo flesh) slapping against flesh. In addition to that, she repeatedly squeezed her semi-mattress-like, thick asscheeks together, smothering his cock between their heavy softness.

With a cry of pure bliss, James began to hump his dick up and down between Pinkie Pie’s lovely asscheeks squeezing it. His hands gripping her bubbly flanks roamed across the wide expanse of her huge cheeks, feeling up her absolutely divine softness. Like soft pizza dough, her asscheeks melded to his touch, sinking deeply into her thick bubbly softness.

Pinkie Pie giggled at the sight of the human frantically humping his penis between her asscheeks and feeling up her ass. To make it even more wonderful for him, she wrapped her soft, poofy tail around his member, Partially encasing it in a wonderful smooth blanket of unbelievable softness.

Pinkie Pie began to bounce her massive ass up and down upon the human. She giggled and wooed loudly as her enormous rump came to hit his lap with a loud meaty slapping sound each time it came down. Her bouncing rump caused her asscheeks to jiggle about like a stormy ocean, causing her thick bubbly cheeks to smack against each other with wonderful meaty smacking sounds of ‘flesh’ smacking against ‘flesh’, or ‘goo-flesh’?

The human was a quivering mess as that massive, divine rump continued to bounce up and down upon his lap. He hissed in pain from the heavy impacts of her huge backside slamming up and down upon him. Nonetheless, the human began to worship her lovely ass, using both his hands to slap her humongous asscheeks, causing delightful sounds of flesh slapping against flesh.

“Woooo! Slap dat ass, James!” she cried out in happiness, raising her gargantuan rump up high into the air, before slamming down upon him. “Take my big fat butt! My cute human friend! Cum on me, make it even bigger!”

Pinkie Pie began to grind her ass over the human under her, pistoning her hips back and forth over him. Repeatedly her bubbly asscheeks smothering his cock squeezed him, sandwiching his dick between their wonderful heavy softness. The human underneath her was reduced to a trembling mess, his cries of pure bliss was music to her ears.

Pinkie Pie lifted her massive rump high into the air, positioning her thick and meaty marehood over the thick tip of his member. Her soaking wet pussy dripped light pink ‘goo-cum’ upon his manhood.

With a giggle she dropped her ass down upon him hard, taking his long and thick cock all the way into her marehood in one fell swoop. She greeted his cock inside her marehood with a tight squeeze, smothering his cock with the wonderfully soft and wet walls of her vagina.

James cried out as his cock twitched inside her before it subsequently began to unleash spurt, after spurt of creamy human spunk inside her. At the same time, Pinkie Pie cried out in ecstasy, showering him with a monsoon of light pink cum-goo spilling out of her marehood. His human cum spilling into her birth canal was quickly converted into yet more pink goo, this had the added consequence of causing Pinkie Pie to grow larger and larger by each passing second.

Her asscheeks rapidly began to air balloon out from behind her, and she began to rise up further into the air, inching towards the ceiling above. She projected images into his mind, allowing him to see her rump growing in real-time from behind her, this only made the human cum all the harder into her, feeding her growth even more. His hands soon lost their grip upon her asscheeks they had become so large, his hands came to land upon her hips, but even they were becoming hard to hold onto.

Pinkie Pie began to bounce her growing rump up and down the human. Her marehood tightly squeezed around his cock trying to milk him for even more of his seed. Heavy, meaty slapping sounds could be heard as her massive ass (and growing ass) repeatedly slammed down upon him. The human was a quivering mess under her, continuing to release more and more cum inside her, causing Pinkie Pie to grow bigger and bigger, fatter and fatter, heavier and heavier upon him. The reinforcement of the nanomachines she had enhanced around his body ensured he could take her air ballooning rump. In his mind, he saw her ass seemed to have doubled in size, becoming two beach balls each.

Just before Pinkie Pie’s head was about to crash through the ceiling she unceremoniously exploded into goo all over the place. His entire room was covered with her goo everywhere. His erupting cock (coated in a thick layer of creamy goo massaging his cock) still unleashed more cum, flying into the air. The white cum that fell down upon himself or his bed was immediately converted into yet more pink goo.

He sighed happily when the last of his seed was unleashed. Then a small (or normal-sized, about four feet tall or so) Pinkie Pie emerged from under the bed on his right. This new Pinkie Pie closed her glowing blue eyes as she buried her head into his neck. From there, she began to affectionately nuzzle him.

She wrapped one foreleg around his waist, cuddling him. He in turn did the same by wrapping one arm around her barrel, his hand came to rest upon her cutie mark, digging into the thick bubbly softness of her rear, this earned him a muffled giggle from her into his neck.

Then a soft and warm, pink gooey blanket came to wash over the two of them. James found himself quickly succumbing to sleep. He just had amazing, but strange sex with a gooey-robot pony. Not only that, Pinkie Pie was ridiculously warm and soft as she cuddled him and nuzzled him.

He had no idea what this pink, big glowing blue-eyed female horse ‘thing’ was but it seemed indestructible. He shot her multiple times, and she just stood there complaining about being shot. He soon decided his best option was to retreat. He turned around only to find yet another one, standing before him, glaring at him angrily.

“Don’t you walk away from me, Mr. Human! You have to apologize for shooting at me! That’s not nice, and–” mid-sentence he ran away from her screaming. “Get back here!” she shouted.

Pinkie Pie exploded into goo, her gooey form flew into the air and reformed in front of him. “Stop!”

The man stopped in his tracks. He pulled out a heavy magnum pistol from his side and pointed the gun toward his forehead only for the gun to click. He looked at the gun, only to see it was coated in pink goo. Before he even knew what was happening Pinkie Pie lunged at him and took him into a hug. She stood upon her back hind legs, with her two front hooves wrapped around his waist.

The man was utterly confused at this turn of events. Whatever this thing was it didn't seem to be hostile. It seemed quite cute, sexy even, for a horse thing.

“Uh, what’s your name?” the human mumbled, trying to engage in conversation with the thing he just attempted to kill.

“My name is Pinkie Pie? What’s your name?”

“Ummm, my name is Tom.”

“Huh, a simple name. I expected a more profound one,” suddenly Pinkie Pie jumped back away from him, and glared at him angrily. “You monster! Why would you do that?!”

Further up the road, Pinkie Pie’s flying low-density nanomachine scouts had found a horrifying discovery. A human being lay dying at the side of the road. His hand clutched his bloody lower torso. This human did not wear a suit of armor but he did have a breathing apparatus over his face. He wore a simple pair of tattered blue jeans, a white t-shirt, a thick white wool jumper, and black sneakers.

With her machine sight she could see behind his mask, she could see that this man appeared to be in his late 60s. He had long grey hair and a big bushy beard. She reminded him of Santa Claus. Pinkie Pie intended to be an actual Santa Claus at some point in the future when humanity is back on its feet. She can't wait to give everyone presents for Christmas.

His breaths were short and raspy as he lay dying. Pinkie Pie could see the life was leaving him quickly. Her low density-nanomachines within the air merged together to form a tendril of pink goo. The strand of goo raced towards him and wrapped him in a cocoon of goo. The human screamed in terror, thrashing wildly about on the ground as if he was a fish out of water.

She held him wrapped in a cocoon of her goo for quite some time before releasing him. A large percentage of her goo however was still attached to his stomach, keeping the bloody wound in check.

A Pinkie Pie materialized out of the ground in front of him. “Are you okay?” she said softly, looking down at him with glowing blue eyes.

“You… uhhhh, saved me?” he said, pointing down to his goo-covered lower torso.

“Yeah, sorry if I violated your personal space. Normally, I would ask permission before doing that. But you were near death. I could not wait.”

He shook his head. “It’s fine. You saved my life, uh, whoever you are.”

“The name’s Pinkie Pie,” she said reaching her right hoof out to him, which she inexplicably gave five fingers. The human without any hesitation took hold of her hoof (or hoof with fingers) and shook it.

“Why did you shoot him?” said Pinkie, glaring at Tom with her big blue eyes glowing brightly in front of him. The man held a hand over his eyes the block out the blinding light coming from her eyes.

“He…. had food… and water. I told him to hand it over. He said no, so I shot him.”

“Why would you do that?!”

“I do what I have to, to survive. Just like everyone else,“ the man was completely taken aback when she took him into a hug. Her two front legs were wrapped around his waist. Her blue eyes weren’t glowing so brightly anymore. “Errr, what?!”

“You don't have to live the life of being a wandering raider on the road. Not anymore. Pinkie Pie is here to help. Just promise me you won't go around shooting people you meet on your travels.”

“What if someone shoots at me?”

“I can be your suit of armor if you want. You will be untouchable. But only if you stop being a big meanie pants. If not, I'll fly away from you.”

Seas of pink washed over the Earth, devouring everything; human, plant, rock, dirt, and animal alike. She stripped everything down into more pink goo until all of Earth was replaced with nothing but goo. Soon, tendrils of pink goo reached up towards the sky to eat up the moon and beyond.

“It’s not true! James!” came Pinkie’s voice.

James opened his eyes to find himself lying next to Pinkie Pie in bed. She looked at him with her glowing blue eyes in the darkness of the room, ripe with concern.

“It… it was just a nightmare,” he said in a low voice.

“Of course, it was silly. I am the Pinkie Pie you know and love,” she said, leaning forward to leave a soft, loving kiss on his lips. “I love you, James.”

“I-I… I love you too, Pinkie Pie,” he said in a low voice.

Pinkie Pie delivered him another kiss on the lips with a wet smooching sound. James found himself drifting off to sleep. It was just a nightmare, after all.