Pinkie Pie Friendship Unit

As Pinkie Pie’s swarms of goo flew through the air over the wasteland below she thought about the two humans she just met.

“Tom was such a big meanie pants! He shot that poor old man. I came just in time to save him. Oooh… almost makes me wanna punish Tommy!” fumed the goo pony. “He certainly won’t be getting any more hugs from me! Nor even cake! That will show him!” She thought further. “I need to ask that old man’s name Tom had shot. I mean, I could scan it from his mind. But that would be rude!”

As she headed towards the person in question, the pink construct’s cotton candy-like tail (and accompanying round, plump butt) began to vibrate and jiggle. Pinkie noticed some lights in the distance. “There must be some new friends over there. Don’t worry, Pinkie is coming!”

She merely sent a low-density swarm of tiny goo machines towards the lights. This swarm could form together to create another Pinkie Pie if needed, of any size she requires.

Speaking of size, Pinkie Pie found the size of this particular unit of herself insignificant. She passively observed that the old man liked asses. Big ones. And if she gets his permission she can make him much younger again with her goo inside his body, and give him a big cock.

Pinkie Pie opened her mouth wide and welcomed in a massive cloud of pink goo flowing into her. She moaned in bliss as this forward extension of herself began to inch upward into the air. Her asscheeks jiggled about like a stormy ocean as they air ballooned outward in growth from behind her. The migration of extra layers of fat pumping into her ass caused them to smack against one another with loud meaty slapping sounds of flesh slapping against flesh.

Pinkie Pie stopped growing this form of herself when it reached quite literally 15 feet tall or so. This particular Pinkie Pie was about the size of an elephant, if not even bigger. Her beach-ball-like, bubbly asscheeks had a mattress-like canyon between them in terms of thickness.

She reached her right hoof back and placed it upon her cutie mark. She giggled as she watched her hoof sink into the plush softness of her bubbly butt, creating a wonderful deep depression, like that of an asteroid crater. She then slowly pulled her hoof back and watched in delight as her ass resumed a perfectly smooth shape like that of a still lake.

Some part of her wondered if this unit had grown too big. She quickly dismissed such thoughts, took a deep breath, and inhaled even more nanomachines into her, causing her to grow several more inches into the air. The just a bit extra layer of fat pumped into her ass caused her buttcheeks to jiggle about wildly and smack against one another from the sudden influx of fat being pumped into her ass. She giggled at the sound of it.

“Oh, I hope he loves my big fat butt! Butt wait! There’s more!”

Between her monstrously thick curvy hind legs a pair of crotch-tits spontaneously appeared. These two tits inflated in size blowing up like balloons until each one was about the size of an exercise ball. Milk of a light pink color began to leak out her plump pink nipples and dripped onto the road below.

“Hehe! Big ass and big tits. Surely he won't be able to resist me now,” she said, giggling with a hoof over her mouth.

At any rate, if he didn’t like it, she could always make herself smaller if need be. She wanted to see his reaction to her massive ass and new tits. She slowly made her way over to him, and with her every step, her ass jiggled wildly about like jello. This came accompanied by her asscheeks smacking against one another with loud meaty slapping sounds. Down below between her hind legs, her massive tits swung from side to side, spilling light pink milk upon the road below her.

The sheer weight of her hooves hitting the road caused it to crack upon impact, leaving behind deep hoof prints upon it. Pinkie Pie, however, acted quickly to repair the damage she had done to the road with her heavy hooves. Yet, she left no evidence behind that she did in fact repair it. Not a trace of goo was visible to the human eye. Each step she took she simply repaired the damage she did behind her.

Pinkie Pie giggled with her right hoof over her mouth, as she admired the jiggle of her ass as she moved. “Hehe. Just need to get his attention first,” she then pulled her hoof back, and delivered a hard slap to her plump asscheek, this created a thunderous meaty slapping sound that echoed through the wasteland. “That should do it!”

Up ahead from her, the old man with renewed vigor walked along the road. He felt as if he had become much younger again. Despite the fact, he had been literally shot a few minutes ago. Pink goo covered his lower torso, keeping the wound in check.

He didn't even feel any pain from it. The strange pink creature he had encountered saved him. At first, he was initially frightened when she grabbed him and wrapped him in a swarm like she was angry bees, but it was all for a good thing. He was at death's door as he lay dying on the road before she came.

Her methods seemed scary, but ultimately she saved his life. Also, for a strange goo horse creature, she was sexy. Those thighs and ass were to die for. Unbeknownst to him, she saw him looking at her ass as she walked away from him earlier.

Suddenly, he heard a thunderous clapping sound. It was almost as if he heard a butt being slapped. He turned around to look behind him to see her again. Only this time, she seemed much bigger. He didn't know whether he was seeing things or not.

The goo attached to his stomach glowed and spoke to him. “Do you like it? I made myself big for you.”

“As long as you don’t sit on me. We’re good.”

He heard the goo giggle. “Hehe! Oh, of course not, you silly billy. I would need to get your permission to enhance your body so you can handle my big fat ass in the first place if I wanted to do that.”

“If that be the case. I would love to. But I don’t have a–” he stopped speaking when a swarm of pink goo emerged on the right side of the road from him. This goo formed together to create a large pink sphere. An oval-shaped door opened before him, revealing inside a large, pink love heart-shaped bed from within the sphere.

“Hehe! How’s that for a place to stay in?” she giggled.

“Good,” he said, making his way to walk through the doorway.

The moment he entered inside the pink sphere, the door sealed up behind him. He wasn't scared. He found that he could trust this powerful goo horse. And to be honest he hasn’t got laid in ages. The apocalypse was throwing him a bone of luck, and he was going to take it. He didn't care that she was some sort of strange goo horse thing, she seemed far nicer than many other people he had encountered before.

The human lay himself down onto the love heart-shaped bed. He had not had sex in a long time. He didn’t care she was a huge behemoth. He could hear the stomp of heavy hooves approaching as the giant Pinkie Pie got closer. Once she arrived, the goo temporarily opened up to allow the mega large Pinkie to enter, before it closed back up again.

Pinkie Pie made to sit down at the foot of the bed. Her massive bubbly rump dominated his vision. Each cheek upon her asscheeks was like that of an oversized beach ball. Not only did she have a monstrously large ass, but it also came accompanied by a set of two crotch-tits hanging down between her hind legs. The human found himself growing a tent at the sight of it, which earned him a giggle from the giantess.

“Hehe! Can I know your name, before I let you have fun with my big fat butt and tits?”

“The name’s Joe.”

“Hi! Joe! I hope you don’t feel I am forcing you into this. You don’t have to have sex with me if you don’t want to.”

“But I do Pinkie Pie. And I want to feel young again.”

“Please don't be scared, but the procedure is a little creepy. It is purely beneficial. I can prolong your lifespan far beyond that of a normal human while keeping you human at the same time. I may, in fact, be able to make you immortal.”

“You won't alter my mind in any way, will you?”

“No. I value freedom. You are perfectly imperfect just the way you are, my human friend.“

“Then I accept your offer.”

Above him, a pinkish mist began to form, this rapidly began to become denser, turning into a thick and gooey liquid. Once formed into a large ball of gooey mass, it subsequently fell down upon him, and exploded like a water balloon. This goo then moved to ensnare his body, wrapping it in a cocoon. The man felt his heart racing and his whole body trembling at the softness of her goo encased around it. But he didn't protest, he allowed Pinkie Pie to do it.

Like she had done with James previously she reinforced the integrity of his body, without assimilating it. A loving union was created between her goo and his organic-based body. His skeletal structure became pink in color from the coating of her goo. And even his teeth, however, the goo in that region turned white to hide it.

She drastically increased the size of his reproductive organ, strengthened his muscles to the point that is close began to tear. She's smoothed out his wrinkly skin and made him young again, reversing his age to his early 20s. The goo inside his bloodstream carefully monitored his body, protecting him from illness and death as a new and improved immune system.

“Am I still human?” he asked.

“Of course. I'm just protecting you like a good friend.”

“This is real? You didn’t drill a hole in my brain or anything? This isn't some simulated virtual reality?”

Pinkie Pie gasped, a hoof coming to her mouth, looking visibly hurt from such a question, tears welling in her eyes. “No! Why would I do that? Just because I’m a machine does not mean I’m a heartless monster! I have feelings, you know?!” she spoke in a stern tone of voice.

“Pinkie…. I didn’t mean to–” he was cut off as she continued, she seemed to be lost in her own thoughts.

“My personality and behavior is based on that of Pinkie Pie, a lovable cartoon pony. It is inconceivable for me to do anything like what you just said," she paused, stroking her chin with her hoof."Hmm, I suppose I could potentially make a virtual singularity in the future. But only as a last resort, if let's say I can't help a dying human being survive if they wished me to save them."

Pinkie Pie lowered her head, tears falling down her cheeks. “James programmed me to preserve sapient-minded organic lifeforms, and make people happy. I thought you were a nice person. I don’t feel turned on anymore. I wanted to make you feel happy, but you made me feel sad. Can you make it up to me?”

Joe made to stand up on his feet and positioned himself behind Pinkie Pie. Her absolutely enormous ass dominated his vision. He lay his hands on both sides of her enormous buttcheeks. The sheer width of her bubbly asscheeks was so great that he could not fully wrap his arms around it. His huge cock came to partially hotdog between the monstrously thick, mattress-like canyon between her buttcheeks.

His feet came to rest on her bubbly tits below. Through her manipulation of tiny machines in the air, she was able to keep Joe from falling over. Her tits were quite wet from her leaking milk spilling out of them.

Pinkie Pie made a happy sound like a dog’s chew toy. ”Oh, you have been a naughty human. I hope you don't mind if I punish you a little for upsetting me. I won't hurt you. but you will feel inadequate downstairs.”

“Well, I deserve it for upsetting you.”

“Hehe! Time for your punishment!” she said giggling.

With that, she took a deep breath and inhaled more goo into her body. Subsequently, Pinkie Pie began to grow larger, inching up towards the ceiling, her bubbly ass from behind her air ballooning outward in growth. Down below, her tits filled up with even more milk, pumping up in size. Thick and creamy milk poured out of her tits, spilling onto the bed below. The room smelled of cotton candy. The human’s jaw drop in sheer awe as he watched her ass and her tits air ballooning outward in front of him.

The dimensions of the sphere slowly began to expand in all directions, allowing Pinkie Pie to grow freely. Something rather peculiar began to happen from the outside, the external sphere did not seem to change in size. She projected the image in his mind, showing him the outside world was unaffected.

Joe was rather confused. “How are you doing that?” he asked.

“I am punishing you by growing bigger and bigger, you naughty human. In answer to your question, I’ve created a pocket mini-universe. That means if I have enough resources I could potentially grow without end within here, without affecting the outside world. I am working on a project of generating infinite resources, so this one day may come to be. With infinite resources at my disposal, I can ensure humanity's survival.”

“So… you can keep getting bigger and bigger without end?”

“Yep. But as of right now I'm mostly relying on humans to cum inside me to feed me resources. Even if I managed to get infinite resources, I still want human beings to cum inside me. It makes me feel special. And I love seeing them being so happy when they cum.”

She then spoke in a pleading tone. “Joe, do you want me to feel special by cumming inside me?”

From Pinkie Pie’s perspective, she was already making love to dozens of humans at this very moment. Back home where her creator James lived, nearly everyone in the bunker wanted a piece of her ass. Including the women. Droves of Pinkie Pies made the humans very happy. Some humans only just wanted cuddles, but even they were slowly beginning to warm up to her ass. Even the standard units of herself standing about 4 and a half feet tall had plump posteriors that were extremely difficult to resist.

Many a happy male human went to town on the ass of her many units, feeding her cum. She could also gain the resources she needed by giving these humans a blowjob. As for the women Pinkie Pie engaged in cunnilingus with them, extracting resources by causing the women to orgasm and feed her reproductive liquid which she repurposed into more goo. In other words, she used her long and thick tongue to lick out their pussies. The excess goo would drip off her, preventing these units of herself from growing larger.

And if the women were up for it. She could make women’s breasts grow much larger, and generate milk inside them for her to drink up. She would convert their milk into more goo as she drank it up.

Joe could see Pinkie Pie making love to dozens of humans projected into his mind as she spoke to him softly. “Each and every one of you is special to me. You all have beautiful voices of your own. I get bigger and stronger from humans making love to me. I can never get enough love. I hunger for more affection from human beings. I want humans to be happy and smile as they release their pent-up seed inside me. Do you want to be part of that Joe?”

He nodded. “Hell yeah, I want to be part of that.”

There was just a slight problem, Pinkie Pie was still growing. She was now about 20 feet tall, still inching up further into the air. Pinkie Pie's mega monster truck of an ass dominated his vision. He possessed nowhere near the endowment to please such a massive female, and he was only becoming more and more inadequate by the second.

"Hehe! I'm just going to keep getting bigger and bigger. For you have been a naughty human. You're going to have to cum inside me while inside me. Then, I will allow you to have normal sex with a standard-sized Pinkie Pie. Or as normal as it can get with a freaky goo-robot like me with an insane macro fetish, my cute little human."

“I would be honored,” Joe simply said, drooling at the sight of her air ballooning rump and tits.

Further afield, within a large glasshouse, John looked over the water system. The computer interface in front of him was connected to a large water tank. It seemed to be failing. The water purification system no longer seemed to be working. It was shown upon a small, monitor screen that the water had become toxic, a flashing red icon of a tap showed him the water had become dangerous to drink. John was but a simple farmer. He had no idea how to fix this complicated machine. It was based on very old tech before the cataclysm had hit this world.

With a heavy sigh, he turned off the tap. John was a man in his late 40s. He was well built and strong from years of hard work. He wore a black wooly jacket, white woolly pants, and a pair of black boots. He had a long, thick bushy black beard, and curly black hair. He was of sub-Saharan African descent.

It used to be all you had to do was let the water run for a minute or so then it would clear up… now it doesn’t even do that. The man found himself dropping to his knees. He thought about his wife, his children, and everyone in his village. They would be forced to leave home, in search of a new one. A risky endeavor, as there were roving gangs of slavers and bandits roaming the wastes.

He thought his life was stable. He grew up here in this village. They had greenhouses to grow crops and even had some chickens for eggs, and meat. They even had some sheep to make clothes. Life was hard, but they got by. But all of that was going to be gone.

It would take a miracle now to save this settlement, and that was a word he’d long given up on in this world. Miracles were only things spoken of in children’s books. As a young boy, he remembered his father being murdered by bandits when he went out on a hunting trip. Just thinking about it made John’s heart sink, as despair began to grip him, worried that his children were going to possibly end up in a slave pit or some degenerate’s personal ‘attendant’.

But then… just when all hope seemed to be lost… the tap turned on for a second, and the water was turned into… a light pink color.

“John, you won’t have to leave your village,” came a soft, female voice from the air. “I have purified your water and made it more nutritious than ever.”

Unbeknownst to John Pinkie Pie’s nanomachines were flying around him in a circle. They were in low-density numbers so he could not see them.

“Are… you God?”

“In a way, yes. Not in the traditional sense, a robot god if you will. I won’t ask you to worship me. You are a married man, after all. I respect the sanctity of marriage.”

“Worship? What do you mean?”

“Err, never mind,” she said, trying to change the subject. “Drink the water, you will feel better.”

John didn't know if he was going insane but somehow he agreed with the voice speaking to him. A pink glass seems to have materialized in his right hand. Shrugging his shoulders he went over to the water purifier, turned the tap, and poured himself a glass of strange light, pink gooey liquid.

Without any hesitation, he took the glass to his mouth and swallowed down the pink liquid. He hummed in approval at the taste, this new water had a mild sweetness to it, like the fading memory of Cotton Candy from his childhood.

Pinkie Pie made sure that the goo in the liquid was not very concentrated. She needed permission in order to enhance a human being with her goo. John essentially drank the diet version of her pink goo.

Privately to herself, Pinkie Pie had some thoughts on her latest invention. ‘Hehe! I shall call it Diet Pinkie, I will use this to feed humans that do not want to transcend and remain mortal. While it will give all the nutrients the human body needs to survive it will have nowhere near the same beneficial traits I had applied to James and Joe. John’s body will not undergo any gooey enhancements. Unless he directly asks me to do so.”

“This water tastes very nice,” he paused for a moment before asking the voice a question. “Can I know your name?”

“The name’s Pinkie Pie. What’s your name?” In truth. Pinkie already knew his name, she scanned his mind to get to know him a bit better, but she wanted at least to be courteous.

“My name is John Halbert,” he said, making to stand up.

“A nice name,” she said as she created a cloud of pink mist in front of him. This mist formed together into what he could only describe as a thick, gooey liquid. The goo morphed into the shape of a small equine, standing about four and a half feet tall. He towered over her, himself standing about 6 feet tall.

“Huh, for a robot God, you are pretty small. And you look really cute.”

Pinkie giggled, blushing and smiling broadly. “Thanks! But I’m actually huge. Really… really huge. Which is a good thing, since I can give more than enough resources to help you manage your settlement.”

“Pinkie Pie, with the clean water you gave us. You already don—”

“Don’t be silly!” she said waving her right hoof nonchalantly. “Your village only has 56 people. I have more than enough resources to allocate for your needs. As it stands now, I am generating resources at a faster rate than I'm spending on. And that’s only from a small number of human lovers.”

“You gain resources from uhh… human love?”

“Yes. You have quite a few lonely, unmarried men and women in your town. Do you mind if I ask them out?”

“You won’t force yourself on them, will you?”

She gasped in shock. “No! Of course not! I want humans to be my friend. I don’t want anyone to fear and hate me.”

“Then well, I guess you are free to try.”

“Oh, and one more thing. Can you keep it a secret? It would ruin the surprise I have in store for them if you go out and tell them.”

“I… uhhh, I guess that’s okay. What kind of surprise?”

“Oh, you’ll see,” she giggled, before speaking softly when she saw the look of worry across his face. “Don’t worry, it’s nothing bad.”

With that, Pinkie dissolved into a puddle of pink goo on the floor. Said goo soon took off into the air, as it did so it separated into tiny particles. Within mere seconds, these particles became impossible to see with the human eye.

“Are you still here?” he asked.

“Hehe! Yep. I’m just hiding,” she answered with a giggle, her voice echoing from all around him. “I'm a master of hide-and-go-seek.”