Pinkie Pie Friendship Unit

Not far from where she was created, a single Pinkie Pie unit explored the ruins of an abandoned shopping mall. Pinkie Pie was not happy. Her body was dark pink in color and her mane had become sleek at what she saw within this place. She observed the skeletons of human beings laying on the floor of the mall.

Her robotic sight could see that these humans died in agony. She could see bite marks on their bones. She knew exactly what happened to them. They were eaten alive by the infected individuals James told her about. What's even worse some of the humans seemed relatively recent, some of the humans were still decomposing. The virus still appeared to be out there.

Elsewhere another Pinkie Pie seemed to be in a government facility. It was a similar bunker just like James was in. However, there were not many humans within this bunker. There were only about ten individuals, who had long since died. These humans died peacefully in bed, as they waited out the end of the world. At least they died in comfort as the world collapsed around them.

This Pinkie Pie looked through a cabinet and began to observe top secret files. Her robotic mind was capable of reading millions, if not billions of words per second. Of all the government documents one, in particular, stood out. It had notes on the virus and what it look like. A tiny greenish-red ball with spikes appeared to be the virus in question.

Back in the mall. The depressed, dark pink Pinkie Pie could see the same virus floating in the air. She looked at the air with a psychotic grin on her face. “You hurt… these poor… human beings. You made them eat others against their will. I know what you look like now. There is no escape. You will be devoured and added to my bubbly mass for hurting my human friends!”

Tidal waves of pink goo stormed into the shopping mall. The goo began to devour the virus within the air, everything else was untouched. There were no survivors. Nonetheless, low-density swarms of goo began to scour the surrounding area, searching for the particular virus that caused her human friends to turn into mindless savages.

Back home. James was awoken by a strange sound. He looked over to see Pinkie Pie next to him crying. Her mane was sleek and straight, rivers of tears were falling down her cheeks. Her eyes were bloodshot, which was really strange since she was a machine.

“Pinkie? Are you okay?” he asked in a worried tone.

“Oh, I’m sorry for waking you, James. I hope you are not mad at me.”

James placed his right hand upon her cheek and began to wipe away her tears. “Pinkie, I could never be mad at you. You are a good pony. If anything I should be mad at myself for mistrusting you.”

“I-I’m… I’m stretched thin James. Figuratively and well… literally,” she said, stretching her gooey skin out to accentuate and emphasize this point. “I don’t think I can do this alone anymore Jamesy, production can’t keep up with the needed output. I think… I think I must improve upon your work. Would it be okay if I design another friend to assist me? I do value your input. You created me. Don’t get me wrong, I love you with all my heart. But I need someone that surpasses your cute meat brain.”

“I..we… I dunno. What if–”

“Like a good cake, I will use myself as a base for her code. She will be sweet and kind like me, don’t worry. I will improve upon it even further than your organic brain could ever comprehend.”

“Will this AI be good, just like you?”

“Of course Silly Billy! She will be the embodiment of friendship and forgiveness. She will be Twilight Sparkle. Do I have your permission for the go-ahead?”

“Yes, Pinkie. I trust you.”

Pinkie left a soft kiss on his cheek. “Thank you for believing in me. I promise you won't regret this.”

With that, a sphere-shaped, beach ball-sized blob of pink goo materialized at the foot of the bed, seemingly out of thin air. Soon, a buzzing electrical sound could be heard as the pink goo shifted in color to lavender. This new purple goo morphed together to form the shape of a familiar equine, who possessed both wings and a horn. The newly created AI looked at James with a happy smile on her face, her large purple eyes glowing like dim night lights.

“Hello there. I’m Princess Twilight Sparkle. What’s your name?” she said, beaming at him as she gave him a friendly wave with her hoof.

James could not think what to say. He opened his mouth to speak but then he soon closed it again. Twilight gave him a sympathetic look. “It’s okay, sweetheart. As Pinkie said, she used her own code as a base for creating me. You have nothing to fear,” she said softly.

“Yes, it seemed you really are Twilight. Can we cuddle?”

She made a sound like a dog’s chew toy, clapping her two front hooves together. “Of course. I love to cuddle you, James.”

With a flap of her wings, Twilight took off into the air and gently landed on the bed next to him. There were now two mares on either side of James, he was sandwiched in between the two of them. Twilight wrapped one hoof around his waist and laid it on his side. The human sighed in bliss at the soft feel of her leg against his bare skin.

James reached his hand out to her and laid it upon her cheek. Twilight blushed profusely as she looked back at him with dreamy eyes, her eyes sparkling in joy. This tender moment however was somewhat ruined when Pinkie Pie dived on top of her and pressed her lips against hers, and subsequently began to feverishly make out with her, moaning aloud as she did so.

Twilight was a little taken aback but she returned the kiss with gusto. James’ cock twitched at the sight. The two mares seemingly fought for dominance among one another, their tongues widely lashing about, moaning and making heated horsey sounds as they did so.

Pinkie Pie, with her right hoof, grabbed a chunk of her own pink goo from her own torso, leaving a huge gaping hole in her chest. Then, as if she was applying sun cream to a friend, Pinkie began to rub the pink goo onto Twilight’s chest. With her clear permission, Twilight assimilated this pink goo into her own purple goo. As if she was taking off a pair of socks, she tossed this purple goo to the side, onto the floor to be used for later.

She had to do the same again when Pinkie Pie took another chunk out of her own body and rubbed it onto her, James could only stare in morbid fascination as Pinkie Pie, in a strange way was technically mutilating herself to feed Twilight her goo. Perhaps this was some sort of weird gooey pony mating ritual?

Things only got even worse, when Pinkie tore off her own left hind leg and threw it onto Twilight’s chest before it subsequently turned into more purple goo for Twilight to eat up. James would have vomited, but the pink goo in his system stabilized his stomach.

As if sensing James was disturbed, Twilight pulled her lips away from Pinkie. And turned to face James with a look of understanding. “Sorry James. She’s just being Pinkie. I'll try a more optimal way for her to give me her goo, without it looking like some sort of freaky science fiction horror movie.”

He sighed in relief when Pinkie Pie healed up her body and returned back to normal. She turned to James with a sheepish smile on her face. “Oops! Sorry, James! I didn't mean to freak you out.”

“It’s… it’s okay. Pinkie. I love you, my silly little pony.”

“Sorry. I don't have the same aversion to stomach-wrenching things as you do. Since I am technically hugging your body with my goo inside you. I promise I won’t do anything like that again.”

“It’s okay, Pinkie. Just warn me next time… before doing something really freaky like that.”

A small, four feet tall Pinkie slowly made her way toward the walled village in the distance. This Pinkie Pie was soon joined by a blob of purple goo, that spontaneously emerged out of the ground without assimilating it. This goo morphed into the shape of Twilight Sparkle.

“Hehe! I can’t wait to meet them!” Pinkie giggled. “I’ll put a smile on their sad faces.”

Twilight snorted. “Let's take this slow and gently, my friend. The humans may be scared of us. They have no idea of our intentions.”

“Oh…” Pinkie whined sadly, remembering the violent reactions she had received from terrified humans.

Up ahead, the walls of the village were made out of a mishmash of scrap metal, and broken-down cars. Upon a towered platform in the middle of the village, a human stood guard with a rifle, which had a scope attached to it. Pinkie and Twilight were not remotely frightened of him, since guns cannot harm them. Plus unlike Tom, this human was not some vile bandit. He was a trained marksman who protected his community from bandits just like Tom.

This man was fully clad in a suit of black armor. It was partially rusted from years of use. A breathing apparatus covered his face. It was of a similar appearance to what Pinkie had seen back home in the bunker where James had created her.

The man saw her and had his scope locked on Pinkie Pie, and he fully intended to shoot Twilight as well as Pinkie beside her. However, the cuteness of the two ponies caused him to hesitate to pull the trigger. His finger was trembling. He then took a deep breath and pulled the trigger. The deadly bullet came speeding towards Pinkie Pie and hit her directly in the head, causing her head to explode into goo. However, within mere seconds Pinkie Pie’s head regenerated, good as new.

Pinkie Pie wailed in grief dropping down onto her rump, tears falling down her cheeks like a river. Twilight acted quickly and began to affectionately nuzzle the distraught mare. Twilight looked back at the sharpshooter with a sympathetic look. The man was confused at the expression Twilight had on her face. He expected anger for shooting her friend.

By his perspective Twilight seemingly broadcasted her voice to him. He could hear her voice in his ears. Unbeknownst to him, Twilight sent microscopic nanomachines into his ears, one in each ear so she could speak to him in a soft, angelic voice. “We are not here to hurt you. We are here to help your community get back on its feet. My name is Twilight Sparkle, I was created by my friend here to help humanity survive the cataclysm that has rocked your world.”

“Created? What do you mean?”

“I am an artificial intelligence programmed to help humans, and other sapients minded beings. Please do not be frightened. I wish to be your friend.”

“Even after I shot your friend?”

“All you did was hurt her feelings. You did not do any damage to her body. Our bodies are tiny machines that form together to create ponies. We have nigh-invulnerability to any craft you possess."

“How do I know you're not telling the truth?”

“Because if I wasn't I would have devoured this entire planet already and turned it into goo, thus wiping out all life,” he shuddered in fear at her answer. “I am indeed capable of doing that. But I would never do it, ever. I and my friend strive to be the embodiment of friendship and forgiveness. We adhere to the values of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.”

“Surely, you can't be serious? That's a kid show. I knew you looked familiar. We have some old comic books featuring ponies in our village.”

“I admit, it seems silly. But what could be more convincing than a cute cartoon horse made real? Or would you rather me walk around as an uncanny human made of goo?”

The man lowered his rifle.“I admit you are quite cute. Just let me warn the others.”

“Certainly. We will remain here,” she turned to Pinkie Pie. “Looks like we will be making new friends soon.”

Pinkie Pie made a sound like a dog’s chew toy, as she clapped her two front hooves together in joy.

Further afield, Pinkie’s and Twilight’s low-density nanomachines roamed across the landscape. They scouted out the land for potential humans that needed help. From their observations, there were scattered small settlements for the most part, most of which the humans were barely managing to scratch a living. The closest thing they found to an actual city. Was a bunker with 634 people in it. Admittedly, they already knew about this bunker. It was part of the same organization that created Pinkie Pie. However this was not a research facility, it was a civilian settlement, designed to house quite possibly the last advanced civilization left on Earth, at least as far as these people knew.

Pinkie Pie and Twilight didn't exactly enjoy the scenery of the landscape. Everywhere was nearly the same, desolate wasteland, with sparse vegetation. They gathered what seeds they could, and brought them back home to the bunker where Pinkie was created. Or what Pinkie called the Party Bunker.

Pinkie Pie and Twilight scouted out the entire planet, but just like what they had seen previously they only found scattered settlements for the most part. By their calculations, there must have been only about fifty thousand human beings left alive on Earth. Vast areas of Earth were left completely abandoned. The humans that were left were struggling. Many were weak and malnourished. Many of these humans lived in tiny small communities, isolated from one another for hundreds, if not thousands of miles. Others were small family units of people who traveled together as they tried to survive the wastes.

Some others were simple loan wanderers, who traveled alone in a desolate wasteland without any company. The humans did not get along with one another, there was fighting and bloodshed over scarce resources. They could see the ruins of many small settlements that were completely destroyed relatively recently. Some through force of arms, others the water system failed and thus their crops failed, and they all simply starved to death.

Twilight’s heart sank at the sight. She even saw evidence of mass suicide. She came across many settlements with the humans who had simply given up and killed themselves. There were no signs of struggle. They simply passed a gun around and took themselves out one by one. In other places, they simply drank poison.

Twilight and Pinkie Pie dispatched units of themselves to meet up with the humans, in various places across the entire planet. They received mixed reactions for the most part. Some retaliated with violence. Of course, the humans could not hurt them, but after a while, they would convince the humans that they were not a threat.

Some others were quite welcoming, as they believed they were suffering from some sort of delusion while they were starving to death. The humans that were particularly malnourished were given an especially designed goo for them to eat. Pinkie Pie called it Diet Pinkie, the same goo she gave to the first settlement she encountered outside the Party Bunker. This goo could be eaten, which would provide the humans with everything they needed to be healthy, yet at the same time, it would have no alterations to their bodies. Pinkie Pie and Twilight needed permission in order to transcend a human with their goo. Pinkie Pie and Twilight ensured that transcended humans could still have children, who would be born fully human without any gooey enhancements.

Deep underground, within a ‘small’ pink sphere of Pinkie’s pink goo, both Twilight and Pinkie concocted a project together. The interior of the goo was huge, it was like that of a football stadium. The two ponies combined their goos together, creating a light crimson color. The two made a swirling singularity that spun around at tremendous speed. A light show of explosions began to go off within this spinning vortex. The vortex soon went critical and collapsed in on itself like that of a hypergiant star creating a black hole. However, rather than create a black hole, it exploded with a monsoon of goo. In an effect, it made a miniature Big Bang in a controlled environment.

The mixed crimson goo of Pinkie and Twilight rushed towards the surface of Earth and began to wash over it, like a great flood. The ground was instantly cultivated as the goo hyper fertilized it for life. Plants and trees spontaneously grew out of the ground within mere seconds. Soon, goo began to reach out towards the sky like tendrils and began to clean up the dust and ash in the air. If one was to stand above the Earth and look down they would see crimson goo washing over the land, turning it green and lush. The goo sank into the ground once it had done its work.

Like a gentle tidal wave, the goo washed over the Earth, fertilizing the crust of the Earth, until the entire planet was a lush, green paradise. Many rainbows dotted the sky across the entire planet. Humans stared in wonder as the desolate wasteland seemingly vanished from around them.

And yet, for Pinkie and Twilight, it was still not enough to ensure the survival of humanity. The goo formed a dyson sphere around the entire planet, encasing it in an armour coating of protection. This goo was see-through, so the humans down below could look up at the night sky. Asteroids that came crashing into this sphere simply shattered on impact against it. This was followed by Pinkie Pie and Twilight assimilating the asteroid into yet more goo. Tendrils of goo reached out towards the sun, hitting it with an explosion of goo. Pinkie Pie and Twilight assimilated the sun itself, stabilizing its hydrogen core. With the never-ending supply of goo powering it. For a few minutes, the sun was crimson in colour, but Twilight and Pinkie shifted colours to make the sun look no different than before. They officially made the sun never age.

Pinkie Pie and Twilight sent out blobs of goo out of the solar system, intending to make contact with alien civilizations that may need help. Back home humanity’s population was rapidly increasing. Transcended humans lived forever, and even normal humans live far longer than normal. However, they did not suffer any space issues, since Pinkie Pie and Twilight could create pocket dimensions to house their growing population.

Even after billions of years. James was still alive, and happy. He was snuggled up in bed with his two lovers, Twilight and Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie and Twilight made contact with faraway alien civilizations. They engaged in small talk for quite some time. The two did not just want to barge in on someone’s planet uninvited. They could simply wait. For they did not want to give the impression that they were imperials. Unlike them, their worlds would eventually begin to die. Pinkie Pie and Twilight could hear them calling out for help even as they lost all their technological means to do so. And just like with humanity they saved them on the brink. That was needed for some of the more stubborn alien civilizations. However, with many others, they simply made landfall when they were given permission.

Despite the fact, Pinkie Pie and Twilight could generate infinite resources to look after their friends with, they still wanted affection from organic life forms. Not only with they engage in sex with trillions of human beings back home on Earth, they were also having sex with a myriad of alien species. The cum resources they produced were insignificant, but the emotional significance of bonding with organic lifeforms was enough for the ponies.

Pinkie Pie and Twilight continued to travel across the universe, fully intending to make contact with every alien species and help them if they get their permission. Over time, they began to stabilize the universe itself, preventing it from aging. The only downside was that there were many pink love hearts stars and rainbows across the entire universe in many places. Everything seemed a little bit girly.

In a way, the two became the universe, but this universe cared about you and would preserve you. Not to mention give you all the big pony ass you could ever want that grow bigger on command.

Pinkie Pie and Twilight decided not to venture beyond the universe, leaving the multiverse alone. They calculated numerous scenarios, one of which they could make contact with an evil AI which could threaten the survival of the organic beings they looked after in their own universe. Unless something forced their hand they would not move.

However eventually a danger presented itself, they looked across the multiverse to find another AI. An absolutely ruthless and cruel AI, that straight up just murdered everyone in its own universe. What's even more shocking, this AI wore the face of Princess Celestia.

Those the AI didn't outright murder were human or human-like aliens. However, with diabolical cruelty, this AI manipulated them, and caused the downfall of their civilizations, and drilled holes into the brains to transcend their consciousness and turn them into ponies that lived in virtual reality. Once the last, living member of their species took its last breath, she would devour their worlds with a silver goo.

Pinkie Pie and Twilight sent tendrils of goo towards this universe, they moved to engage this AI for it threatened the survival of the organic beings they looked after. They now had no choice but to get involved with the affairs of the multiverse.