Brony Connected Universe (Fimfiction adaptation)

Much after those events...

Twilight woke up from a non-peaceful sleep. She looked around and saw Pinkie Pie bouncing, she looked at her and said
"Pinkie, last night I had the strangest dream, last night I dreamt that I was in love with a blue jay and I was singing Airplanes"
Pinkie Pie laughed and explained something with a big grin on her face.

"Twilight, you silly filly. That wasn't a dream, you and that blue jay smoked a whole bunch of weed and you 2 began Falling in love, however, when you woke up the next morning after having sex, you 2 awkwardly stared at eachother and you both walked away, then used a spell to clear your mind of that sinful act" Twilight's eyes widened and she said.

"Wait...me and that blue jay had sex? Oh no...I'm not pregnant am I?" Rainbow Dash comes in and says.

"OH WAIT A MINUTE HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE" Twilight got mad as she was startled, she asked

"Rainbow, where the fuck did you come from?" Rainbow puts a grin on her face and says "Your mom!" as a bunch of people came up and cheered Rainbow Dash for her roast. She continued.

"So anyway, as I was going to say, you are not fucking pregnant Twilight, this isn't the clusterfuck that is Deviantart or dare I say...4chan." Twilight pondered and said

"I Wonder what that blue jay is doing right now..."

Meanwhile...
"Dudes, bad news, I think I might've accidentally got a pony pregnant." Said Mordecai, Muscle Man came and said

"You wanna know who I got pregnant?" Mordecai replies "Who, Muscle Man?" and he replies with "MY MOM!!!"

Back where Twilight was, she went over to a therapy place and went to her therapist, Esdeath.

"Hello?" She asked, Esdeath smiled and replied

"Oh hi. I see you're here for your appointment." Twilight proceeded to say

"Yeah. So, this afternoon, I was told that I fucked a blue jay, but I wasn't pregnant." Esdeath's face changed and she said

"How do you know you're not pregnant? Besides not having a visible baby bump, at the moment? Did you use protection?" Twilight replied "I don't know. I was on weed." Esdeath continued,

"And who gave you the weed?" Twilight wondered as Snoop Dogg moves backwards into the bushes. Twilight then says "Not sure."

"Did you take a pregnancy test?" She asked, Twilight said no, as she takes it, she is actually pregnant as Twilight gets very suprised Esdeath then says

"So you are. Hm. We can sort this out at a later time." Twilight then asks if Jar Jar Binks is dead, Esdeath says no and that Adrian Manray and his allies killed him and that the Multiverse was safe.

Meanwhile at Kermit's swamp...

"Wassup frog dude?" Asked Mordecai, Kermit says he's good, and asks what he wants, Mordecai then says that he had sex with Twilight, Kermit then says

"Not a suprise to me. It's not like someone thought it was a good idea to cross breed a horse and a bird!" Shrek hears this and runs away because he thought it was too weird. Both Twilight and Mordecai left to their homes

"Oh no...I have bad news..." Said Twilight, Rainbow rolls her eyes and asks what's wrong, Twilight explains she's actually pregnant and Rainbow gets very suprised as Pinkie Pie bangs an anvil signaling how suprised Rainbow is, Rarity hears it and says

"What the hell are you 2 going on about?" Rainbow then says "Your sister's a mister!" as those guys come back and cheer again. Rarity is very confused

"What the fuck does that even mean, darling? Sweetie Belle is not a boy." She said, Rainbow then explains that Twilight is pregnant with a bird's babies, Twilight then explains she sent out Luna to go confront Mordecai.
Meanwhile...

"Uh oh, yup, I did in fact get a pony pregnant" He said, as Benson orders him to get back to work, Luna then says with her wings open that she needs to speak with him. Benson asks if she's the one he got pregnant, Mordecai then says no and that the one he got pregnant was purple. Luna asks why he had sex with Twilight, he replies

"Well...it's time I told you the truth...I am not Mordecai at all..." Everyone is confused as he grins and says

"Nope, I am..." He takes off a Mordecai fursuit and says "I am Jin1515." Luna is confused who he is and Benson asks

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY EMPLOYEE!?" He was mad, and Jin1515 gets on an evil grin.

"Oh yeah, him, I simply put him in a cage, and downed his brain to real life bird levels..." Luna asked him why, and he explained

"Well...the thing is, I asked to have sex with her before, just as myself, but she said no. So I noticed the meme going around of Mordecai x Twilight, then I kidnapped Mordecai and made a life-like fursuit of him, and wore it, I paid Snoop Dogg to get Twilight high, so I could have sex with her, now she is pregnant with my child, not Mordecai's." Luna calls him a son of a bitch, Benson tells him to free Mordecai, but then he says they'll need to catch him first. He then disappears as Luna brings Benson and Rigby back to Equestria.

"You see, Twilight, that wasn't a blue jay, it was some dude named Jin1515 who's weirdly obsessed with you. Twilight was unfazed, and she replied

"So...what you're telling me is that the blue jay...was actually some simp?" Luna confirmed, Benson and Rigby hope to save Mordecai. Jin1515 appears, laughs and says

"Too bad you won't! I killed Mordecai! I cooked him up and ate him!" But then Discord and Fluttershy appear and Discord slits his throat, he drops to the floor and disappears. Twilight is pissed at Discord and Fluttershy.

"DISCORD, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU AND FLUTTERSHY BEEN?" Discord replies with a trollface grin

"Where the fuck have we been? The answer is...fucking." Fluttershy replies that she too, is pregnant. Applejack then says that it's better Fluttershy is pregnant with Discord's child then Twilight being pregnant with Jin1515's. Twilight gets pissed and says
"You don't have to rub it in! At least that sick fuck is dead..." Discord shakes his head and explains

"Actually...he isn't, you see, Jin1515 is one of the 8 Elder Gods of the Brony Fandom, the 8 Elder Gods consist of 4 good Brony Prophets, and 4 evil warriors of mass destruction."

"So...Mordecai is dead?" Said Rigby, Discord nods sadly, Twilight gets a happy face and says.

"Don't worry, with the help of my friends, we will defeat Jin1515 and the other 3 evil gods, but we can't do it by ourselves, so I got my agent, Comic Field" Comic Field greets the others

"Why do you need an agent?" Asked Pinkie Pie, Twilight replies

"To help me on the missions I can't do" Comic Field then asks

"So, you plan to taking on these gods, who are these gods anyway?" Discord puts on glasses and says

"The 4 prophets are Bonnie Zachary, Lauren Faust, Teddy Chan, and Megan, the first 3 are beautiful Alicorns who rule over the My Little Pony Universe, Megan is a little girl who visited ancient Equestria long ago, she acsended and became the eighth Elder God, as for the bad ones, You already know Jin1515, there's also Anonymous, a 4Channer who invades the My Little Pony Universe once in awhile, the Jar-Man, a man who's obsessed with putting us into jars filled in his own sperm, and Chris Chan, a being of mass destruction, and Equestria's first threat, who was defeated by the 3 Alicorn gods long ago, but stories tell of her return."

"Do you have a spell that can make the baby in my womb disappear?" Asked Twilight, Comic charges his horn and says

"Yes, it's called an abortion spell, but I call it 'Baby-No-More' ABRA KADABRA!" and it is gone now!