Brony Connected Universe (Fimfiction adaptation)

"We need to alert Princess Celestia about these gods!" Said Twilight, but then Thomas The Tank Engine appears and says that she can't, Twilight asks why not and Thomas replies that she is busy playing Fortnite with Korg.

"How did you get here anyway?" She asked, Thomas replies

"I became the new messager of Equus, I just got done helping Saddle Arabia's King Spunky with something." Twilight goes to a city and Comic Field says

"Ok, gang, this is the lost city of Angelfire in Ponyland, this is where the 4 prophets currently reside, so I'll need to pick and choose which of you to bring, I'll bring Rainbow Dash for her speed, Twilight Sparkle for her knowledge, Pinkie Pie for her strength and Discord because he's Discord" Fluttershy wishes Discord luck, and Comic Field tells them to stop the shipping fuel and that they needed to go. They enter and wander through for a while, looking at all the statues of gods and the heroes of Ponyland

"Ugh, how much more?" Asked Discord, but then Rainbow replies with.

"Your brother's a mother!" and those people came one more time to cheer.

"I don't even have a brother!" Said Discord, Twilight Sparkle then asks her Agent.

"Quick question, my agent, who exactly is Adrian Manray?" Comic Field then replied "An old friend of mine, apparently he has like, 30 wives from Japonies animation or something, I dunno, why do you ask?" He replied
"Because my therapist is married to him." She replied, Comic Field asks who her therapist is and she replies Esdeath and Comic Field says he never heard of her, Megan then appears.

"Lauren and Bonnie are in their office, however, Teddy's whereabouts are unknown, she's been missing for millennia, she hasn't been seen since the battle against Christine." She said and Comic replied

"Then let's enter their office" Lauren greets them as Bonnie says they'll help with supplying them and powering them up, they fill them up with power and Lauren says

"Yes, however, I need you to return to New Equestria, me, Bonnie and Megan will get ready, and you guys have more destinies to fulfill, especially you, Twilight Sparkle and Comic Field." She said, the ponies return home, Twilight notices a note

"Huh, a note? What does this say?" The note reads

"Greetings, Twilight Sparkle, my name is Tony Stark, known also as the Invincible Iron Man, I'd like to invite you into the Illuminati with other brilliant heroes such as you and me."

"Hmm...this sounds pretty good, I'll check it out" She said

Meanwhile, where Wong and Adrian Manray were...

Adrian enters into the Sanctum Sanctorum and says

"Wong, I'm here." Wong greets him and says

"After Jar Jar Binks destroyed Equestria Doctor Strange went to the Creator of All Fandoms to help rebuild it nicknaming it 'New Equestria'. They usually pretend that the incident never happened because of trauma reasons. For a while, there was peace. But after you killed Jar Jar Binks, entities from the shadows rose such as Jin1515. The ponies defeated him, and Twilight told her agent to do a Baby No More spell." Adrian is surprised that Twilight did this and it's revealed that the spell did not work, Adrian replies

"A new Elder God would mean an advantage to the Equus war, right?" Wong replies

"Depends on how you raise it. But I suppose." Wong then calls Comic Field a noob at his own spell, revealing that Comic isn't as smart as he think he is. Adrian asks where Doctor Strange is and Wong says that he is busy and says

"He will talk to Twilight about that and help her understand." Adrian leaves and Wong prays for Equestria's fate.
Back in Equestria...

"Is this the right place, Tony, are you there?" Iron Man, Batman, Mr. Fantastic, Piccolo, Professor X, Alphys, Edward, and Doctor Strange greets her.

"Yes, you are the one who slept with Jin1515, right?" Asked Doctor Strange

"It was an accident, besides, my agent gave me an abortion." She replied, Doctor Strange tells her that Comic Field failed and that he was kinda stupid.

"I've also heard that Jin1515 and the other gods are aware of what you tried to do, so now they're REALLY pissed." Said Edward, Alphys then comes and says

"G-good thing I have someone who might help" Batman rolls his eyes, but then Piccolo says that she has too, Alphys tells Papyrus to come out and he screams "NYEEEEEHHHH!!!" Mr. Fantastic and Professor X agree that Papyrus being here would at least mean they have their own missions

"So what you're saying, Alphys, is that a very loud skeleton can help" Twilight said with an unamused frown, Alphys said to trust her and Papyrus says

"YEAH! I AM A TRUSTED FRIEND OF ADRIAN MANRAY, AND I HELPED KILL JAR JAR BINKS, I AM PERFECT TO HELP!" Twilight says she needs to go to Celestia now

"By the way, Twilight, how's my old pal Thomas doing?" Asked Edward, Twilight says he's doing good.

"I will go with Twilight, Papyrus and Batman, if he wants to" said Iron Man, Batman, Papyrus and Twilight agree.

"Hey, Celestia, I need you to...are you playing Fortnite?" Said Twilight, Korg sees them and says

"Oh, of course, by the way, I'm Korg, and here's Princess Celestia." Said Korg, Twilight's eyes widen and she asks why Celestia weighs 30,000 pounds, Korg says she's depressed.

"Haha, hey, my old student, Twilight, little miss 'Dear Princess Celestia' haha, how the hell are ya?" She asked, Twilight gets pissed and replies

"Celestia, I know Jar Jar Binks destroyed Equestria and you may not know any purpose, but we need to defeat Jin1515 and the other elder gods!" She said, Celestia replies "Screw them!" as she laughs

"Celestia, Noobmaster69 just called me a dickhead again." Said Korg, Celestia gets the mic and says

"Hey, Noobmaster69 is it? It's me, princess of the sun? Well, if you don't leave my new friend alone right now, I will grab a sunray and ram it straight up your butt! Oh yeah, cry to your father, you little weasel." She said

"This is probably our que to leave..." Said Batman, Papyrus then says "I LOVE FORTNITE!"

Back at base...

"So, Twilight, I feel the baby inside you, the baby has only about 5 months until you give birth to...whatever it is." Said Professor X Twilight replies

"So why can't you grab a hammer and-" She is cut off by Mr. Fantastic

"Alright, first of all, that's horrible, and second of all, it's a Half-Elder God, I don't think it will even work."

"All you can do now is fight off the Elder Gods, and hope your baby isn't evil." Said Iron Man.

"I know that the Jar Man and Anonymous live in a cave known as the Cave of 4Chan, so maybe you and your friends could go and fight them there." Said Edward

Twilight goes to the Equestria-Anti Equestria border at the Cave of 4Chan

"Here we are! The cave of 4Chan!" Said Comic, Pinkie gets scared, they then encounter Deadpool

"Is that Wade? Hi Wade!" Said Pinkie Pie, Deadpool gets happy.

Pinkie Pie! Oh, it's so good to see you..." He said, hugging Ponk. Twilight asks about Deadpool

"Yup we go way back!" She said, as Deadpool described himself.

"Anyway to get more info on the Brony Elder Gods?" She asked

"The Supreme Empress of Anti-Equestria, Sherrod DeGrippo, she he leads an army of people who dwell in these caves named Encyclopedia Dramatica." Said Deadpool, they go into the cave and encounter her.

"Sherrod, we aren't here to fight." Said Comic Field.

"Hello there, retards" Said Sherrod, Pinkie and Deadpool get pissed, Sherrod laughs and says

"You're fucking retarded." Twilight asks what she hates, and she basically names every fandom, race, sexuality, gender, ect. Comic replies

"Ok, jackass, what is it you DO like?" She replies with just "Sex" Comic replies

"Just sex? Wait...why is there a picture of a wiener hung up on your wall?"

"My presentation to you heroes, you see, I know all about wieners."

"For a homophobe, you sure have an obsession with wieners."

Only disgusting ones, to shock people with. I usually look away" Comic replies

"Looks like a normal wiener to me." She says that it's an example image

"LOOK!" He yelled, "What is it can you tell about Jin1515, The Jar Man, Anon and Christine Weston Chandler?"

"They're ponyfags."

"Ok, bitch, you're starting to piss me off, I mean, anything useful."

"Ok, fine, I'll tell you about Christine, you see, my ancestors wanted to invade Equestria, but then encountered a man named Christian Chandler, we bullied him to where he became evil. Oh, also, he eventually became a she, but that's not valid, still a he to me he's also in love with his mother and she is currently pregnant with a- some sort of evil being of mass destruction."

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"Anyway, more about wieners..."

"OH COME ON!"

Deadpool Gets out his gun and says "Stop with all the dicks, you dick."

Later...

"Pinkie and I were X-Men" Deadpool said, "But left to do our own thing, however, while you were talking about dicks, I called them, they told me apparently the 4Chan gods are plotting to kidnap Rainbow Dash."

"...You couldn't tells us that before?" Said Comic

"It was funny" Deadpool replied, Comic says

"Also, I read her mind, about the mother thing, the pregnancy part is a lie." He said, Deadpool's happy about that.