Brony Connected Universe (Fimfiction adaptation)

Skipper, Kowalski and Private are at the border of Yakyakistan and Equestria...

"Kowalski, analysis" Said Skipper, Kowalski then says "Sir, it seems were in world were horses are the dominant species"

"So what happened to all the humans?"

"Perhaps they made humans their pets like in Planet of the Apes"

"Nevermind, our boss wanted us to come here, the horses are criminals" Private taps Skipper's shoulder and says "Skipper, don't you think there's another reason?" Skipper then says

"No Private, it's clear that the horses are evil and they killed our homie Mordecai they will pay for their evil actions. Alright boys, let's start a war with the horses, and after that, we find some bitches

After Twilight and friends left to the Cave of 4 chan...

"I'm getting bored." She watches Mordetwi memes as her old enemy, Walter White came, the 2 had troll battles years ago and Walter came for vengeance, he then says

"Hey Rainbow Dash, You're brother's a mother who's a father who's a sister who's a mister!" He said

"How were you able to pull that off?" She said, Walter then says

"I remembered the last time you pulled that kind of trick. Now I am here to take my revenge.", Rainbow replies "We'll see about that!"

Rainbow Dash flies at Walter, but then Walter shoots her in the wing and defeats her, and brings her to the lost world of SML, Jar Man and Anon were there

"I see you have a pony who is conspiring against us." Said Jar Man, Anon then says "We thank you for your service." Walter then said

"I am doing this because my boss wanted to make sure no one stood in his way. Consider this a warning if you dare challenge him." Jar Man stares and says.

"You don't scare us!" Walter then says

"Jar Jar Binks made you look like fools..."

"Gr... fine. Who exactly is your boss?" Replied Anon, Walter then says "Ultron..."

Back at Equestria...

Pinkie welcomes Deadpool to Equestria, Deadpool hopes he they have chimichangas, Comic looks at the penguins and asks why they're there

"Alright, Horses, hands up under the law of the multiverse, you are under arrest for murdering a fellow bird and enslaving humans" Said Skipper, Pinkie replied, "The WHAT?" Skipper orders Kowalski to get the miniguns Comic Field replied

"Look here, if you want to wage war on us, talk to Princess Twilight Sparkle, my boss, she's right over there." Twilight then says "Hmm?"

So you're the leader of the horses? Why did you kill our homie Mordecai?"

"That Blue Jay was your homie?"

"Oh my god, you ate Mordecai and he's in your stomach!"

"No! I got tricked by Jin1515 and he ate your homie Mordecai!

"You're lying, Jin1515 and the Brony Elder Gods are a myth!" Private then says

"Princess Twilight, you're under arrest for killing and eating Mordecai, who was on a mission to study an energy released from a fight between Adrian Manray and Jar Jar Binks" Kowalski then says

"Sir, the blue and pink ones are staring at me, I believe they want to mate."

"But I'm straight" Said Ponk

"I'm gay, but in love with Applejack, though we haven't had sex yet." Said Rainbow, Comic Field puts his hoof on Skipper and says

"Look, maybe we can talk-" He's cut off by Skipper

"Get your hooves off me you damn dirty horse!"

"Sir, she did not eat Mordecai, it seems she's about to lay an egg" Said Kowalski

"I think it's just a baby" Said Private

"Hello, ponies, welcome to Film Theory!" Matpat said randomly appearing out of nowhere, Twilight goes insane and says

"Nothing makes sense anymore"

Ah, Penguins, I see you found the enemy, my theory was correct."

"Matpat, what are you doing here?" Said Kowalski

"You see, I am not the REAL Matpat."

"It's Jin1515." Said Discord.

"Grr, Discord, you stupid motherfucking cocksucking virgin porn addicted neckbeard fedora wearing manchild fuckstick! You slit my fucking throat and sent me back to hell, you son of a bitch!"

"Nani? You're real?" Said Skipper

"Of course I'm real, you fatass."

"Colorful mouth you have there, Jin1515." Skipper then said

"I heard of your power, Jin1515, you killed Rico in the shadows. You and the Elder Gods didn't have the balls to fight Jar Jar Binks, let alone make out with the pony Listen here, Jin1515, now's your chance to leave before you get the Penguin slap. A slap so hard that even Omni Man couldn't withstand!" He said, Applejack said

"I don't think he's listening" Said Applejack

"Why did you and the other Brony Elder Gods hide when you could've fought Jar Jar Binks?" Said Skipper

"Shut the fuck up."

"Alright, you asked for it, boys, let's bitchslap him to Oblivion!"

They do the penguin slap on him, slapping him hard over and over again, Jin1515 is bruised and bloody, he leaves

"Sorry 'bout that, we work at the multiverse agency, we've been busy observing the multiverse to free the war against Jar Jar Binks, we did not notice your problem" Said Private, Skipper then said

"If you need us, call us."

"Actually, you can stay if you want, we need more citizens"

"Then I think we're gonna stay here for awhile, say Twi, do you know where we can find some bitches?"

"Well, we have bitches ALL AROUND Equestria! Hottest women around." Said Comic

"Shut up, my agent, and get to planning"

The penguins go to Celestia

"Celestia, are you- Holy shitballs what the hell is that?

"Oh, hi there, ostriches"

"Alright boys, time to get this fat bitch out of the castle."

"I ain't going nowhere"

"Listen, Princess, you need to leave the castle, we can do this the easy way or the hard way" Korg then said

"She won't move a hoof." Skipper then said

"The hard way it is. On the count of 3, 1, 2, 3." They then get a crane to lift her out.

Meanwhile...

"Hey, Jin1515, it's nice to meet you, listen, I'd like to make you an offer, if you help me take over the multiverse, I can give you power that'll overthrow the other Brony Elder Gods and the ponies." Said Infinity Ultron

"Hmm, sounds pretty good to me"

"So, do we have a deal, Jin1515?"

"Yes."