Brony Connected Universe (Fimfiction adaptation)

"Glad to be back!" Called Twilight Sparkle

"Yup, after we kicked Ultron's stupid world conquering ass!" Said Comic Field

"Hell yeah you did, I'll even let the subjects have some credit."

"Yup, I think their will helped us, am pissed Watcher tried teleporting me away, he thought I was useless."

"You are not useless, you did help! Let's present ourselves to our subjects!"

A Few Minutes later...

"We're back!" Said Comic

"Now to kick the asses of the Anti-Equestrians, Dragon traitors, and the Fascist Griffons!" Yelled Twilight as everyone applauds

"Allow us to make some preparations." Said her faithful agent

"Actually, Comic, I need you to guard my throne, do not let anyone in. I'll have Queen Majesty, Emperor Rising Sunshine and Prince Rutherford with me." Said Twilight, Comic agreed and he sat onto her throne, Doctor Strange Comes in and says

"Hello, Princess I need-" He ways about to say, Comic Field Gets out his Axe "The Princess would not liked to be seen, currently. Come back another day, won't ya?"

"It's kinda important"

"The future of Equestrians, Japonies, the Ponylandic and the rest of Equus is kinda important too, Strange. Please come back another day."

"Look, the Multiverse is currently in chaos, I need to talk to Ms. Sparkle."

"That would be "Princess" Sparkle to you, Benedict Cumberbatch."

"What will it take?"

"Hmm...maybe the reformation of the Baby No-More spell?"

"Look, fine"

"Come right in, but I need to occupy with you, Princess' Orders." they go into the planning room

"Doctor Strange? What do you need?" Asked Twilight

"Namaste, Mr. Strange" Said Rising Sunshine

"It's Doctor Strange, Emperor."

"Shazai, Doctor." Replied the fair Emperor

"Look, I know your war is going on, but we need to take care of the big Multiverse thing going on, so let's Scooby Doo this crap." Said Doctor Strange

"Very well" Said Twi

"Also Comic, I lied, I ain't giving you that spell."

"YOU FUCKING TROLL!" He yelled, Our heroes then come out...only to see the Anti-Equestrians invading!

"Oh shit, the Anti-Equestrians!" Said Twi

"What should we do?" Asked the Ponylandic Queen

"FIGHT!" Yelled Comic

"Yak like Green Pony's idea. Anti-Equestrian should know...Yakyakistan is grave for Anti-Equestrians"

"True, they killed over 700,000 invading Anti-Equestrians who tried to liberate Yakyakistan, they underestimated and they all fell to the hoof of Prince Rutherford."

"Damn, that's pretty big" Said Doctor Strange

"FUCK YOU, PONYFAGS!" Said a few Anti-Equestrians, but then Prince Rutherford bashed into them multiple times, killing them all, he stepped on, and bashed until they were mush

"DESTROY, DESTROY, THE PONIES WILL ALL DIE!" Said the Supreme Empress

"HOW ABOUT YOU SHOW YOURSELF, PUSSY?" Said Comic

"ok." She Unhoods herself "There, you happy?"

"Hmm, you look sorta like someone from Adrian Manray's universe, you know him? Also, you sound kinda like Mythra from Xenoblade."

"Uhh...NO NO I DO NOT, DO NOT ASK ME THAT QUESTION! Retreat!"

"YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN, DAMN ANTI-EQUESTRIANS! Man, she must really hate Xenoblade or something"

"I actually think it had to do with your comment about Adrian." Said Twilight

At the Hybrid Union...

"Ok, I've made it to the Hybrid Union...now to talk to my 2 new allies, Vozhak Konya and Kim Hoarse-Nay."

"Ah, sit down, have some black coffee, comrade." Said Vozhak

"No thanks, I'm good."

"Your loss."

"State your business" Said Kim

"Look, I come from the Democratic People's Empire of Anti-Equestria, as you come from the Democratic People's Republic of Hoovtona and the Hybrid Union, you want to win against Equestria, yes?"

"Of course! I want them to pay for not being communist like us." Said Vozhak

"Then join me in my Anti-Equestrian Union..." Said Sherrod

"Deal." Replied Kim

Back at Equestria...

"So, there is a filly named Dinky Hooves who is trying to bring her mother back from the dead?" Asked Doctor Strange

"Yes, some dumb ho ate her mother, sad, because her mother was probably the hottest mare in all of Equestria." Said Comic

"Well, she's trying to attempt a resurrection spell."

"oooh, tell her not to do that, there are high risks to pull off a spell like that, you have to sacrifice something you love or yourself."

"Hello, so I heard you 2 talking about me?" Said Dinky

"You DO realize the complications of the spell, right? Think of something else, I want her back as much as you do, little Dinky." Replied Comic

"So anyway...I need to tell you about something else, a dangerous variant of you made it into this world" Said Doctor Strange

"Jar Man?" He asked

"No...a version of you...that is an Alicorn"

"OH SHIT!"

Meanwhile where the leaders were

"Yak see that Pony Princess get note" Said Rutherford

"Oh really?" Said Twilight

"Dear Princess Twilight, we will be gone for a long while, so we made clones of ourselves to stay with you, make sure they don't do the penguin slap on anyone who is hesitant to find some bitches, sincerely, Skipper" Is what the note says

"Aw, they'll be gone? Welp, might as well look over the clones..."

Later, after she was done putting the clones into the castle, Twilight called some world leaders of Equus for a meeting

"Okay, here's a meeting of the allies, plus Spike, Comic and Doctor Strange. Comic, mind doing a roll call? I know you 3 are here." Said Twilight, Comic called Majesty of Ponyland, Rutherford of Yakyakistan, Rising Sunshine of Japone, Cadence of the Crystal Empire, Sunbright of Tropical Island, Spunky of Saddle Arabia, and Moonshine of Poninesia, who all said here. Doctor Strange than said

"Ok, first, Comic Field's question towards the Empress of Anti-Equestria, nobody really knows, some theories have been speculated." Comic Pondered as Doctor Strange went on "Also, we have Rising Sunshine, who might be a bit young to be Emperor, he's the same age Spider-Man messed up that spell and-"

"Ehhh, spoilers, but yeah." Interrupted Comic

"I became Emperor at 17 because my dad sacrificed himself to kill someone who didn't die ya dick." Said the Emperor, Doctor Strange apologized as Twi said

"Anyway! I have my friends being sent to other universes to help with the multiverse situation, such as Rarity going to a jungle and Fluttershy and Discord going to...a weird, grainy universe, I believe one of Sherrod's army is from there. I have others as well."

"That's goo- Wait...why is Comic Field eating that piece of chicken?" Said Doctor Strange, Comic answered

"You're looking at an Equusan Shadhavar. We are omnivores and have a more violent instinct, most hide these, but I don't really give a shit. We come from Poran, Ponaq, Saddle Arabia and some parts of Equestria, Ponyland and Tropical Island and I'm also happy to see Starlight do something besides run that dumb school. Why can't we just be homeschooled? Like I and my sister were?" He said

"Why did you get homeschooled, also, you have a sister?" He asked

"Yup. Her name was Train Station and we got homeschooled because we sucked ass at regular school..." about 15 years ago, in Spanish class...

"Seniorita Train, Como Es Juan." Said the Spanish Teacher

"Uhh...Burritos?" Replied Train

"No no no, Como Es Juan! Como Es Juan!"

"Uh...Guacamole."

"Ugh, Senior Comic, Como Es Juan." He said as he turned his head to the green Unicorn

"Spaghetti!" He shouted as his sister and teacher looked at him

"Spaghetti?" Asked his sister

"Spaghetti? THAT'S ITALIAN YA MORON! Damn it! You siblings have been in this class the WHOLE SCHOOL YEAR, AND THE ONLY SPANISH YOU KNOW IS WHAT YOU LEARNED AT TACO BELL! AND COMIC FIELD CAN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT!" Ranted the teacher as Comic says "What? It's good?" It comes back to nowadays

"Ahh, those were good days, of course, now Train Station and I know that Como Es Juan means Taco Supreme." Said Comic

"You're a fucking idiot. Look, I think peace is the right option!" Yelled Emperor Moonshine, his cousin, Rising, came up and shouted

"YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE 'pOnInEsIa iS tHe EmPiRe oF PeAcE'"

"Look, we'll have a vote, who'll fight in the war, and who'll try to stop it?
After the voting" Said Twi, after the vote, the majority voted war because, well, yeah.

"Don't you want to settle it peacefully? You are the "Princess of Friendship" Yes?" Said Doctor Strange, Twilight begins to sob

"Why do people keep REFUSING to understand? 1.2 Million of my, Rising and Majesty's citizens died, and for what? Because Sherrod and her stupid dictatorship hates ponies? I need revenge."

"She has a point", continued her Agent "Look at her, she's crying. This is what happens when you and other Peace Activists keep trying to stick your snout into our business. Thanks for telling us about the Multiverse thing, Stephen, but that's all we need your help with, doc. Don't send any of your peace keeping chums here. Send that Wolverine guy or something, because the war's happening, it's inevitable." He said as Doctor Strange and the leaders left

Meanwhile, in The Hybrid Union...

"Hmm, what's this? A paper saying that Adrian killed Jar Jar Binks?" Said the Anti-Equestrian Empress

"Adrian Manray is a fake, I don't believe he actually did that, let alone Jar Jar Binks existing, we all know that Kim Hoarse-Nay nuked Equestria and won, and they're using a duck alien thing as an excuse. Now we'll get rid of those non-communists for good." Said Vozhak Konya.

"y-yeah, say, I REALLY need to get back to my Empire, see you soon!" Said Sherrod as she went to Anti-Equestria

Somewhere in the Equestrian Mountains...an Alicorn version of Comic Field hops out of a portal

"Hm... this is home... but it's different..." He said as an old newspaper flies and covers his face "What the?" he uses magic to get the newspaper out of his face and reads it, it reads "WE HAVE TRAGIC NEWS TODAY, A FEW WEEKS AGO, EQUESTRIA WAS DESTROYED BY JAR JAR BINKS, AN OMNIPOTENT BEING CAPABLE OF DESTROYING UNIVERSES"

"What?! Equestria is still alive! And Jar Jar Binks was defeated!" He sees Octavia and points at her "You, pony, what's this newspaper about?"

"Ah, that newspaper was published a long time ago dear, also I can't help but notice your wings? Are you a prince of a foreign country?" She said

"I'm... in a new universe..." He said

"Yeah, that makes no sense, I'll just go to my concert now." She left

Back at Canterlot...

"Alright, Comic, here's the plan, you, and 15 other stallions and mares all go to invade Anti-Equestria" Said Twilight

"Yes, my princess, I'll prove my loyalty will not let you down."

"That's my agent! Go off, Comic" She said, Comic agreed as he and the 15 others go to the west to the little part of Anti-Equestrian claim on the mainland

"Alright, here we are in 4Chan territory We'll sneak around." Said Comic, he and the 15 others snuck around and heard someone

"The bagel?" Said SMW Luigi, Comic put on an Anti-Equestrian accent, which was whiny, annoying, and neckbeardy, like your average Anti-Equestrian.

"Luigi, I'll give you a bagel if you do 50 laps around the cave!" He said, he agreed

"That was easy" Said Flash Sentry

"Yeah, Flash, because the Anti-Equestrians are like you. Stupid." Said Comic, but an Anti-Equestrian heard him

"What did you say?" Said an Anti-Equestrian, Comic couldn't say anything, he and the 15 others were taken to Anti-Equestria

Meanwhile, back in Equestria...

"Alright, Penguins, it's time I trained you" Said Twilight

"Kowalski, analysis" Said Skipper

"Sir, there are weird horses staring at us. These must be the bitches we are looking for" Said Kowalski "Hey!" Shouted Twilight

"Nani? What the hell are you?" Said Skipper

"Take a look at me, what am I?" Said Twilight

"Uh...really tall?" Answered Skipper

"NO! I'm a purple Alicorn Princess, a world leader of Equus!" Shouted Twilight

"Hello, Purple Unicorn, do you happen to know where to find some bitches?" He replied

"Are you kidding me?" Asked Twi

"Who's kidding? I wanna hear it!" Said Pinkie

"Skipper, I'm scared of pink things." Said Private

"Don't worry, the Pink horse won't fuck you I think" Said Skipper

"Hi there Donkeys." Said King Julian

"Ugh, here's to hoping Comic and the Sunshine Boys are doing better..." Said Twilight

Back in Anti-Equestria...

"Oh, Comic, little Comic" Laughed the Supreme Empress "You've been successfully captured! Throw these insignificant ponies in our cell."

"You won't get away with this..." Said Comic Field

"Get in there, you faggot." Said the soldier, Comic growled

"I've heard stories of who escaped this cell, they told me many stories, about how their slurs went from shocking and offensive to loud and annoying. How the torture chamber was-" Said Flash Sentry, cut off by Comic as he said

"Hold the phone, did you say...TORTURE CHAMBER?"

"Yup, if they feel you're being a 'Bad prisoner' for too much, they'll throw you in there." Said Flash Sentry

"Holy shit, and Stephen wants me to spare this filth? Fuck that shit, I'll decapitate every fucking Anti-Equestrian I see after I'm freed" Said Comic

"They also hold a monthly race, last place ends up there."

"What makes you end up in there?" Before they could finish their conversation, an Anti-Equestrian came

"Telling stories. C'mon..." Flash and Comic Field both shed tears

"Comic Field! I wish you luck!" He said, Comic Field stares as he hears the scream of his ally, The sound of Flash's screams scared Comic, as the days...became the weeks...it was time for the race...Comic Field...lost.

"Welp, the little 'hero' Lost. To the cells you go." She said

"Welcome too your new temporary home...the torture chamber, you'll spend a week in here, begging to get back to your little cell, that's what we did to your little storyteller" She laughs, and Comic screams in distance

The cell consumed the mind of Comic, what was a week, felt like an eternity...Comic Field knew soon enough, he'd be saved...by a hero...but for now, he couldn't fight, he couldn't budge, he could only stand there. Comic's alicorn variant comes to the window, he sees what's happening to his original self

"Oh shit...well, at least that'll make it easier to conquer Equestria..." He flies away as Comic screams into distance