Brony Connected Universe (Fimfiction adaptation)

At Argus...

"These are your targets." Said Amanda Waller as she turns on projector "Twilight Sparkle, Rising Sunshine, Queen Majesty, Sherrod Degrippo, Prince Rutherford, Vozhak Konya, King Spunky, and Kim Hoarse Nay. Successfully eliminate them and you will have 20 years of your sentence gone."

"So unicorns are real? I thought they were just terms for dick and sex jokes." Said Peacemaker

"They are real." She replied

"So eliminate them and what happens next?" Said The Detachable Kid

"They would blame each other. Hiding any evidence." She replied

"So how do we kill a few horses, an oversized cow, and a Arizona God?" Asked Captain Boomerang

"I'll snipe them. King Shark will be in the waters taking down any boats. Javelin and T.D.K will be the distraction." Said Deadshot

"Where Harley?" Asked King Shark

"She's not with us anymore." Said Javelin

"Harley die?" Asked King Shark sadly

"No, she was released and pardoned." Said Amanda

"Why?" Asked King Shark

"Doesn't matter. Let's go." Said Deadshot

"One more thing." Said Amanda Waller, Neopolitan, The Cat in The Hat (The movie version), and Ernie The Giant Chicken come in. "These are your new teammates.

"OH YEAH!" Said the Cat in the Hat

In the Empire of Japone...

"The coast is clear. Remember the plan." Said Deadshot on a comm as he sets up his rifle

"Ever wonder if the emperor is a nutjob?" Asked a Japonies Soldier, another relied "Maybe. He's nothing but war and empire and blood." but then King Shark came and, well, nom nom. Captain Boomerang kills a few Ponylandic soldiers as Peacemaker shoots down a few Equestrian soldiers T.D.K hits a few Shadhavhars, but gets eaten, Javelin impales a yak, but gets ran over by a yak looking for pancakes.

"What going on here?" Asked Rutherford, Neopolitan points a gun at Prince Rutherford's head "Anti-Equestrian won't work on yak! Yak hate human monster!"

"A monster? WHERE?" Said the Cat in the Hat, Prince Rutherford's eyes open in fear

"YAK RUUUNNNNNN!" Said Rutherford as All the yaks leave Japone

"Let's go boys!" Said the Skipper clone, The clone Penguins follow the yaks to Hybrussia. Katana cuts an Equestrian soldier in half and Ernie The Giant Chicken fights a yak, then kills it.

"What's going on here?" Asked Emperor Rising Sunshine

"Shit." Said Deadshot as he moves up

"What is your business here?" Asked the Emperor

"Just having a party?" Said Captain Boomerang

"We kill them." Said King Shark

"What the hell man?" Asked Peacemaker as Rising Sunshine got pissed

"So you come to kill us too?!" He screamed as Katana gets her sword out and Neopolitan points a gun at Rising Sunshine, Ernie does his death glare and The Cat In The Hat said "It will be FUN FUN FUN!"

"Gotcha." Deadshot said as he shot Rising Sunshine's flank

"Oh My Zach!" Said Queen Majesty as Twilight shouted "Rising!"

"Bullseye." He said

"Why are you doing this?" Asked Twilight

"To take you terrorists down!" Said Captain Boomerang

"How dare you! Anti-Equestria is the threat, not us!" She replied

"Don't worry, we'll deal with them after we're done with you." Said Peacemaker, Twilight uses her magic to kill Ernie The Giant Chicken

"And they said my movie was messy." Said the cat as he laughs

"It's over. You have lost!" She said

"That's what you think!" Said Deadshot, A chopper comes in and two more Task Force X members come in. Shadow The Hedgehog and Carnage.

"We're screwed..." Said Deadshot

"No nom nom?" Replied King Shark

"Not this time buddy." Said Captain Boomerang

"Well shit!" Yelled Peacemaker

"Let us die with honor..." Katana said in Japanese, Neopolitan aims at Twilight Sparkle, The Cat In The Hat brings out Things 1 and 2, and Carnage starts to charge, along with the rest of Task Force X

Shadow pulls out chaos emerald "CHAOS CONTROL!" With this, he stops time and goes in Canterlot. "Where are they?" He finds Comic Field's crystal ball collection "Those will be useful." He grabs a few from the collection and continues looking "Where is it?" He finds a metal container "Not my problem..." He finds a room where is everyone is monitored on "There it is." He pulls out a match and sets it on the table with gunpowder, then leaves outside, Time resumes, One side of the castle explodes with flames, Task Force X teleports away

"Oh no!" Said Twi

Argus...

"You have successfully completed the mission." Said Amanda Waller

"Wha..." Asked Deadshot

"You said-" Said Captain Boomerang, before being cut off

"The real mission was to make sure that Equus never stuck their nose into anyone's business again. It will risk the lives of many if they knew." She said

"Um...That's kinda weird, I wonder why you target Equus? Ya know, the land of talking unicorns?" Asked Peacemaker as Neopolitan just sits there

"Because of their sheer power. They may be little ponies, but they hold some of the most advanced weaponry in the entire universe." She said

"So we were just a distraction?" Asked the Cat

"Yes" Said Shadow

"But we did succeed." Katana said in Japanese

"With all the outbreak of enemies these past few weeks, we don't need any more, even Equus. You are all dismissed." She said as Task Force X leaves

Meanwhile, on the missions...

"Umm, CDI World, huh? Why does this this place look like a DIC Enternainment show?" She said

"Gee, it sure is boring around here" Said this universe's version of Link

"My boy, go fuck yourself" Said The King

"Your majesty, we have a delegate from another Kingdom called Equestria" Said Gwonam

"Hmm, I don't care" He replied

"Your majesty, if you don't let them in, I'll have Link have sex with Zelda" He replied

"Hmm, I don't care"

"She came in anyway."

"Umm, hey" She said, The King told her to shut up. because he is watching TV

"Oh, we're the boys of the chorus, we hope you liked our show, we know you're routing for us, but now we have to go!!!" Said Bugs Bunny and some chorus guys on TV

"It's important, it's about the Multiverse, May you help us contain it?" She Explained

"Great, I'll grab my stuff!" Said Link

"My boy, why are you gay?" Asked the King

"So...is this universe SUPPOSED to look like as if a 5th Grader drew it, or what?" She asked

"Hmm, you know, the creator of the video this story is based on was originally going to put Ganon in the video version, but he is not on Uberduck. I know this is on Fimfiction but I don't care" Said the King

"C'mon!" Said Link

"Umm, maybe we can have the creator voice him?" She asked

"That won't fucking work, since the creator sucks at the voice" Explained Link bluntly

"oh, sorry" Said Fluttershy

"How about you show us your Kingdom?" Asked Link, she said sure

"Ok Iet's go, The King!" Said Link

"Only if I get to have dinner early at McDonalds" Said The King

They go to Equestria

"Twilight, I got the guys you wanted" Said Fluttershy, a terrified Twilight turned around

"Fluttershy, bad news...Comic Field, my Agent, has been captured!" She said

"What!?" Exclaimed Fluttershy

"He was captured by those Anti-Equestrian Bastards! Also, there's an Alicorn varient of him, trying to conquer Equestria" She explained

"Hmm, how can we help? He asked

"I don't know...I just hope that he can be saved, and we can beat that varient!" She exclaimed

Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere

"Hmm? Hello, Mrs, have you seen Pinkie Pie? I'm her partner, and I need to get to her" Said an Earth Pony Comic Field

"Hmm, last I checked, Pinkie Pie's over there" Said Carrot Top

"Hey Pinkie" Said Comic

"Comic, you escaped, and lost your horn? Wait a minute...you're a variant..." Said Ponk
Meanwhile, in the Donkey Kong Country

"Alright, here I am, in a world filled with monkeys" Said Rarity as she heard someone scream "BANANA SLAMMA!" She was confused, he repeated again.

"What the fuck does that even mean, Darling?" Asked Rarity

"It's our catchphrase, like you say Darling alot" Said Diddy Kong

"Oh, yes, anyway, right now, we're in the middle of a bloody war and a multiverse problem, would you help" Cranky Kong came and said they'd only help if she helped them defeat King K. Rool, Rarity asked who that was and Cranky Kong gave a long, detailed explanation of the entire Donkey Kong Lore.

"So, you hate him because he stole your bananas?" Asked the White Unicorn

"Because bananas are the meaning of life." Said Donkey Kong

"I...guess that makes sense" Said Rarity

"I'm here!" Said K. Rool

"You have no sense of security?" Asked Rarity

"I tried telling him, but he's convinced that the Banana God would keep all evil out." Said Diddy "He must be busy," Replied Donkey

"Alright, here I go" She proceeds to Cast a spell

"What was that?" Asked King K. Rool

"A spell that makes you a weeb" She said

King K. Rool Says "I'm not a weeb, wait, what?" in Japanese

"You'll have no time to fuck you're waifu for long, you wanna know why?"

King K. Rool Says "Why" in Japanese

"BANANA SLAMMA!" He yelled as he punched him

"Good job, darling, I would give you a kiss, but you're too hairy." Said Rarity

They go back to Equestria

"Yay, you're back, so, Fluttershy got Link and Harkinion, The Penguins are all set to go to Yakyakistan to convince them to invade Stalliongrad, the capital of the Hybrid Union, but Comic Field is still in the torture chamber..."

"Oh my Celestia, that's terrible" Said Rarity
Meanwhile, in the middle of Ponyville...

"Alright, I've made it, now to extract the spectrum of this universe and bring it back to the boss" Said a varient of Comic that's a Pegasus

"Hello there!" Said Scootaloo

"Wow, this really is an alternate universe, that failure is still alive, hey, where's Rainbow Dash?"

"That's rude, I won't tell you!"

"I'll make you into fried chicken if you don't tell me"

"Fine, she's in cloudsdale.

"Hahaha, perfect..." He proceeds to laugh

In Sugarcube Corner

"Wow! I am so BORED!" Said Deadpool

"Well, Comic told me that the news can be reliable before his capture." Said Pinkie, so they both started watching it, Starred by Horse Ryther, which every "S" is replace with a whistle sound.

"Good evening, I'm Horse Ryther, tonight on Equus News, Seven Saddle Soldiers Sodomized Several of Sherrod's Southern Settlement Squadders." He pauses and his whistles get out of control and steam starts coming out of ears as another Pony grabs him and puts him in another chair "I'm Horse Rather."

"What's up with that guy?" Asked Deadpool

"I don't know, but that's...that's sorta disgusting, I thought Sodomy was against the laws of Saddle Arabia?" Replied Ponk

"I don't know, but this is putting me into a mood...let's take back the Cave of 4Chan." Said Deadpool

"Yeah! Great idea, Wade!" Said Pinkie

"Hell yeah, let's go!" He said

A few minutes later...

"Here we are, the Cave of 4Chan!" Said Deadpool

"Perhaps...for the last time" She said

Deadpool Looks at this sign

"Warning ponies will be shot, survivers will be shot again" the sign read.

"HAHA, they forget our one thing, we have healing factors! Though it'll still hurt like a motherfucker though." Said Deadpool

"The bagel?" Said SMW Luigi, Deadpool shoots him

"What the hell, I'll alert Sherrod and maybe I can get lotsa Spaghetti!" But Deadpool shoots him

"How about no, you crazy Italian bastard." He said

"Let's go replace the flag" Said Pinkie Pie

"...No. We need to help save Comic Field! Launch the Navy!" Said Deadpool. They go to the Anti-Equestrian Island as Deadpool shoots everywhere, 300 Anti-Equestrian Soldiers died, they see Comic Field's cell, but it's empty.

"Ok," Said Comic Field "I've got the Axe." Comic runs and slashes a few soldiers and he gets out

"Comic! Comic!" Said Pinkie

"Oh, hi." He said "What are you doing here?"

"We tried taking back 4Chan, both Luigis are dead, then we wanted to save you!" Said Deadpool.

"Thanks. Let's go!" He said as they climb on the ships, they shoot a few more times and go back to Equestria, they run to Canterlot.

"Launch a nuke at 4Chan!" Said Pinkie

"Sounds great!" He said, Comic Field Pulls up a map of Equus "Ok, this little spot of Anti-Equestrian Colors on the mainland? Yeah, that's the Cave, I'll be launching the nuke, hmm, but which to launch...?"

"Oh, launch the one that goes boom!" Deadpool said, Comic looked at him

"They all go boom, Wilson." He replied

"Do a big one!" He said

"No, that'll destroy within the 50 mile radius! I think I should launch a small one, it only destroys within a 5 mile radius.", He clicks a button, the bomb targets and an explosion goes off. "Now the cave of 4Chan is ours!"

"I'll set up the flag!"

Meanwhile, where Discord was...

"What a wonderful day to be in the Chaos Dimension of Equus." Discord said, he then sees a teenager come up to him,Discord asked who he was, he called himself Shaggy

"Yo dude, I heard you were one of the most powerful ones in this universe?" Said Shaggy

"Wrong! I am THE most powerful!" Replied Discord boastfully

"Then, like, prove it dude, I want you to take me on!" He said

"Ha, this will be EASY!" Said Discord

"Like, don't underestamate me dude, I'm pretty damn powerful all things considered." Said Shaggy, Discord asked to prove it, Shaggy snaps his fingers

"Nothing happened..." Said Discord, Shaggy shook his head

"Really? Because just then, I gave many hungry Ponaqi children some food with just a thought, that's just 1 percent of my power." He said, Discord was shocked!

"Aw, I can't fight you now that I know you just gave the children of Ponaq food!" He said

"Don't worry, I highly doubt that I will die." He said

"Ok, I guess that's right, you're on!" Said Discord as he and Shaggy get into fighting stances. Shaggy fires a Kamehameha at Discord

"Wow, I didn't know you could do that! No matter, I summon a blast of Equestrian magic!" He shoots some at Shaggy, he laughs and says it only itches

"I just made you furiously need to pee with a thought!" He said, but Discord said he doesn't pee, Shaggy yelled the word "Impossible!" Like an Anime guy

"I now make it to where every kamehameha blast just blasts turnips."

"Really? Ka-" he was about to fire,but a radish just appears on Discord

"That's it bro, I'm, like, gonna go Ultra Instinct, man." He said, Shaggy goes Ultra instinct and destroys a distant planet "With a single blast. This is 60 percent of my power, want to see 100 percent, bro?" He said, Discord got really pissed off and yelled

"BRING IT ON!!!" He was about to fire a blast until the Watcher came, Discord asked what he was doing there.

"Shaggy, remember last time you went at 100% of your power? You almost destroyed a whole universe!" He said, he apoligized and just explained he was challenging Discord to a fight, Watcher looked and got onto Discord about accepting said fight

"Yeah, I underestimated his power." He said

"Look, Discord, Equestria needs you." Said Watcher, Discord agreed and Shaggy came along too, Shaggy visited Equestria during ancient times though Discord warned Shaggy about the war. They go back and Fluttershy greets them

"Oh, Fluttershy!" Said Discord, Fluttershy was happy to see her husband back.

"Discord, baby!" Said Fluttershy, the 2 started making out, Shaggy looked away, he may be an all-powerful demi god, but still has the personality of a teenager, finding making out gross and what-not

"Check out Comic Field, he's been smiling all day!" Said Fluttershy

"And why might that be, Comic?" Asked Discord

"Well, it all began when Deadpool and Ponk invaded the Cave of 4Chan, they then came back, and I launched a nuke and the cave is ours again! Now the penguins are teaming with the Yaks to invade the capital of the Hybrid Union, Stalliongrad, afterwhich, we finally go and destroy Anti-Equestria as revenge for what they have done to us!" He yelled in answer proudly

"Like, can I join?" Asked Shaggy

"I mean, sure, but what do you know about Warfare?" Asked Comic

"Like, alot man." Said Shaggy

"Good enough. Let's kick some Hybrid and Anti-Equestrian ass, guys." Said Comic Field