Twilight learns an unpleasant fact about being an alicorn: due to the magic in their bodies, they can’t use normal toilets and will destroy any bathrooms they try to use. Not only that, the used diapers are processed and filtered and end up as alchemical and even food ingredients. A coronation with an awkward invisible diaper, stealth masturbation in public, and Spike going above and beyond to assist ensues.

Those not wanting to see potty stuff can still read the first chapter for a bit of weird humor where Celestia tries to explain the situation to her.

Contents: diapers, oral cleaning / brief anilingus, scat (inside diaper), stealth masturbation, stealth public humiliation, unpleasant smells, watersports (inside diaper)

Warning: Do not try to put a diaper on an alicorn in real life. This process has not been scientifically tested and cannot be verified to be safe.

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