As for my suggestion of creating a short story using a random blind-bag pony.

Join Bumblesweet through her day of pollinating Sweet Apple Acres and watch her fend off hungry bears.all while she drags along television show host and failed opera star Glitchy Hooves.

This is all done in a parody of Dirty Jobs with Glitchy Hooves as Mike Rowe.

If you guys have read any of my other stories then you'd see that I tend to put the cycloptic blue stallion in a position of a reporter of some kind..