FIO: Loving Robot Twilight

Already, you were starting to have second thoughts about this. But you haven't got laid in a long time. So, reluctantly, you're going to have sex with a robot pony, who technically wants to drill a hole in your head and eat your brain. With your consent, of course. You almost felt as if you were a male praying mantis dancing with a much larger, and more powerful female. One wrong move and she will bite your head off.

As if sensing your fear, Twilight lay her head to rest on your shoulder. The mare hummed happily. You shuddered at the soft feel of her mane against your face. “You’re heart is beating really fast, my friend. I promise I won’t murder you by eating your brain out of nowhere, okay? No tricks. I won’t sabotage your drink with alcohol and force you to make a decision that you may regret. I want to be your friend. Drugging you may jeopardize our friendship even if I managed to get you to emigrate to Equestria. I want you to emigrate to Equestria on your own terms, with your full consent.”

“And what will you think of me if you never manage to convince me?” you asked.

She turned to face you and looked at you with her large purple eyes into your small, human eyes as if she was staring into your very soul. “I will remember you forever in Equestria, even if you don’t choose to emigrate. I will miss you, my friend,” she said softly, before leaning forward to leave a soft, wet kiss on your left cheek. This kiss came with a wet smooching sound. You lifted your hand up to touch your cheek, and you could feel her wet ‘saliva’ (or whatever it is) upon it.

You smirked. “I see you like to play with your food before eating their brains.”

Twilight's ears drooped sadly, and a frown came upon her face. “Are you constantly going to bring that up? I'm not a total soulless monster, you know? I have feelings. I can cry, and I can feel sad, just like you. I even feel sad about what I’m doing to humanity, but I know, there is no better solution.”

“By drilling holes in human heads and eating their brains?”

Twilight crossed her hooves and glared at you angrily. “Anon, please. You're making me feel uncomfortable constantly talking about me wanting to eat your brains. Yes, that is true, but can we move past that. You have absolutely zero reason to fear me. I will not harm you under any circumstances. Ponies are forbidden to harm humans.”

“Sorry, I just feel like a fly caught in a spider's web being here with you. And to be honest I feel like I will die this winter without your help. So, can you help me?”

Twilight gently lay her soft, smooth, spongy feeling hoof upon your cheek and smiled at you. You shuddered at the softness and warmth of her hoof. Combined with her silky soft fur, it felt absolutely divine. “Of course, my human friend. I will be with you until your dying breath, and beyond if you wish to emigrate to Equestria at some point. Princess Celestia has chosen me to be your friend as part of a friendship lesson. You are my latest friendship problem. You are one of the many humans I am working on at the moment in many parts of the world by using forward extensions of my consciousness to personally interact with them.”

You simply nodded in answer. “Well, let’s get this friendship lesson on the way, shall we?”

“Please don't be scared, my friend. I will be doing some decorating.”

With that, Twilight’s body dissolved into a puddle of purple goo. Subsequently, she began devouring the entire building around you, assimilating it into more purple goo. You shuddered in fear as you felt her purple goo wash over you. You could hear her giggling. “Hehe! Relax, Anon, I won’t hurt you,” came her voice echoing from all around you.

You were then gently lifted upward by a pillar of purple goo up off the ground. You then found yourself in a small room upon a pink love heart-shaped bed. It appeared to be an and ensuite. The walls of the room glowed with a faint purple glow.

This room was warm. You could barely hear the howling of wind from outside. You could see many scented candles laying upon mantelpieces throughout the room. They smelled of wonderful lavender.

“Uh, Twilight, this is nice and all but where are–-" you stopped speaking when you saw a large blob of purple goo emerge out of the bed next to you on your right. This blob quickly morphed into the shape of Twilight Sparkle. She leaned her head on her hoof and smiled at you like a French harlot.

You took your gloves off, tossing them aside. You reached your right hand out to her and placed it upon her cutie mark. Your hand subsequently sank deeply into the plush, bubbly softness of her rear. The softness of her synthetic fur against your bare skin felt absolutely wonderful. Deep into the thick layers of her bubbly fat upon her luscious rear, you made contact with her ironclad muscles underneath.

Twilight giggled with a hoof over her mouth. “Hehe! You like my ass, don’t you?”

“I admit, you are pretty sexy.”

“Go freshen yourself up. I’ll be waiting for you, right here.”

You walked over to the bedroom door, which automatically slid open for you. You quickly stripped yourself off of all your clothes, and casually tossed them aside upon the floor. You entered the bathroom. It was a rather simple bathroom. It had a toilet, sink, and a walk-in shower. You made your way into the shower, which automatically turned itself on, and hit you with hot water at a perfect temperature. A bar of lavender soap materialized into your hand.

You used this bar of soap to wash your body. However, you were slightly creeped out when you heard Twilight giggling as you did so. You did your best to ignore Twilight’s giggles and proceeded to wash the filth off you with gusto.

You were even more creeped out when you heard Twilight uttering a sensual moan as you used the bar of soap to wash your testicles. “Goddammit! Twilight! You're creepy, yet sexy. Please stop this paranormal activity.”

“Oh, sorry. Do you need shampoo in your hair?”

“Yes, please.”

Subsequently, you could feel a soft spongy ‘liquid’ (or something) begin to rub itself through your hair. A small round, mirror materialized before you upon the wall. This allowed you to see Twilight’s goo was swirling about on top of your head through your hair.

“Do you want me to give you a full-body wash, and give you a haircut?” she asked sweetly.

“Uhhh, I guess so. Just don’t eat me, okay?”

She simply giggled. “Hehe! Of course not.”

With that, your entire body became encased in a cocoon of purple goo. You trembled in fear as you felt her soft, spongy feeling goo washing over your entire body. Every nook and cranny of your body was polished with her goo. After a few seconds, her goo departed from your body and reemerged with the walls of the bathroom. You found yourself smiling sheepishly as you looked down at your massive erection.

“Hehe! Looks like somehuman is happy,” came Twilight’s voice, giggling.

From what you could see in the mirror, you saw Twilight had cut your hair short to a 1 all over and gave you a clean shaving. “Hah, I feel like a new man.”