Team Fortress 2 The Equestrian Adventure

Our nine mercenaries and their new companions have been battling their greatest threat a, fiery melted wax duck monster mixed with a Giants skeleton, my God that's a lot of words to say in and a Giant floating eyeball as they finally got an edge they will finally and hopefully end this battle as soon as possible, which all of them not knowing that at Canterlot the princesses are about to send a fleet of the royal guard to support and stop these creatures, hoping they will be peace between these new creatures by peace she means interrogate them wondering why they're here and also thank them for getting rid of chrysalis, there is a lot of mixed feelings with the princesses at this moment.

Back with our Mercenaries the Team Fortress crew and the help of their new allies the ponies they finally got an edge against the Giant flaming gooey skeleton, some of the mercs immediately noticed that because of the giant skeleton was covered in this flaming rubber goo, it was not only hurting the giant skeleton but it was also slowing the skeleton down, not only that they noticed that the more the fire goes away the more the melted rubber is going be harden, so they have a plan but need to tell one of their crewmates to not shoot fire at the giant skeleton.

"PYRO SHOOTING FIRE AT IT!!!" Said engineer getting the attention of the Pyro it turned around noticing his good old friend moving his hands like he just don't care, but he understands what the engineer just said. Pyro frowned realizing he's not going to shoot fire at the Giants rubber skeleton, he pouted until everyone panicked when the giant skeleton saw pyro and immediately kick pyro like a bloody football launching him up in the air, everyone was so shocked not only shocked but the ponies were immediately horrified they thought they saw their new ally get killed, Rainbow Dash was about to fly and try to catch him but the rubber skeleton throw rocks at everyone they all took take cover, Rainbow Dash try her best but because of the giant skeleton throwing pretty much anything he sees around him he doesn't want anyone to catch pyro, rainbow grits her teeth realizing that she couldn't even do anything, not only that the mercs were also panicking not because they're worried about their friend getting hurt but now The Reincarnation of actual hell has been Unleashed and they don't know where he's going Land.

Pyro spread his arms like he's flying which in actuality he was literally launched in the air so high that he can reach the clouds, for some reason he wasn't even in pain he was enjoying the view he's liking the flights even though he does have his backpack to launch him up in the air, it is nice to save up gas and to see the beautiful sky up at Cloudsdale two Pegasus were talking to each other and we're in a bit of an argument, one of them tried to explain that what they saw was a strange nine creatures carrying strange metallic objects, and they're started fighting a mysterious creature made out of goo the other Pegasus it's not even trust the person believing that Pegasus was putting a trick or lying to him, they argued with each other back and forth until one of them realized that they're going to prove it they should put a bet, both of them bet on a hundred bits both of them filled with determination and hoping that they're going to win then they immediately turn their head noticing a humming noise like someone is singing, as they got closer to the noise they suddenly see the Pyro just his head popping out of the clouds, pyro turn looking at the two Pegasus waving his hand at them then suddenly went back down, the two Pegasus eyes widen and complete shocked then the first Pegasus turn looking at his friend and told them he owes them 200 bits.

Back at the mercs they continually firing at the rubber skeleton, spy turn looking at Twilight and ask her if she has any spells that can freeze the rubber skeleton, twilight looked at the skeleton and she nodded her head then her horn started glowing, she Point directly at the skeleton but they need to be very careful the skeleton was in a desperate area and still throwing an object everywhere, went from pieces of Twilight's crystal Castle to rocks and boulders to trees and I believe it just throwing a SEAL at them, when the creature realized he has nothing to throw at them Twilight popped out her head like a bunny out of a hole and shot the skeleton freezing it, finally Harden the rubber the skeleton eyes widen realizing he couldn't move the rubber it was no longer gooey he was hard he couldn't do anything he turned looking at the mercs and the ponies who finally come out of their covers and immediately Soldier shouted

"GIVE HIM HELL BOYS!!!"

Like a firing squad the mercs fired everything they got at the Giants skeleton as they continue firing they immediately noticed that is taking a lot more than usual, they all realize that because of enhanced magic and this world's magic has mixed in with skeleton, it's probably the reason that the skeleton has somehow got a boost but they won't stop until they continuing firing they even spotted Soldier literally hitting the skeleton's face with a shovel, the ponies just stood there with eyes widen at first they thought they should well talk to the giant skeleton to get the skeleton to change but when they heard more information of about the skeleton from the medic, they suddenly realize there's no good outcome with the giant skeleton and come to think about it everyone realized that Starlight Trixie and Rarity was not with them at all, even some of the mercs realized that the DemoMan was not with them as well and they realized they're still fighting against the floating eyeball, they desperately began firing and even hitting harder on the giant skeleton trying to kill it faster even the pony started getting involved in the assault, they don't even know if the rubber is protecting the skeleton or the skeleton has a higher health bar than usual.

Back with the others Rarity was running carrying the pipe bomb in her mouth although she was a bit hesitant at first to carrying a literal bomb on her mouth, she has no choice but to go and help demoman who was still being chased by the very own giant eyeball who is seeking Revenge, Rarity turned her head looking back at the Cutie Mark Crusaders treehouse hoping that her sister and friends are okay but she even hoping that Starlight is okay as well, she continued running trying to catch up to the two people demoman began running swinging his arm dramatically trying to run away, he can still turn around and shoot at the giant eyeball but every time he does the eyeball moves and Dodges it

"BLOODY HELL CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE, I FEEL LIKE I BEEN RUNNING FOR 2 YEARS!!!"

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Demoman try to think of something he looked around and still remember he's still in the forest, he turned heading straight into the deep forest hoping the trees will block the view of the giant eyeball which it did work only for a little bit, until demoman turned immediately shocked to find out that the trees that was blocking the his view immediately got blown up by the eyeball Rockets, the eyeball was not only angry but it was also pissed.

He pulled out his launcher aiming and shooting it at the giant eyeball, which a couple of direct hits did push the eyeball back but in no time the eyeball began floating towards DemoMan which he dodged it in time, he turned around shooting the eyeball again and again, but the eyeball Dodge the attack then shoot its Rockets directly at Demoman, demo jumped trying to Dodge the attack, but when the rocket exploded the force pushed him toward a tree causing him to fall on the ground.

Demoman grits his teeth in pain he slowly try his best to get up but then he looked up seeing the eyeballs looking straight at him, he looked around realized that he is cornered the eyeball even though it doesn't have a mouth demoman can tell that the eyeball was smiling, then the eyeball began to cackle then burst out laughing finally after fighting against the Team Fortress mercs for a while he finally found his end game, he looks down at his former owner and he can tell by the look of demoman's eye, well only eye he has nothing else to do, sure he could just shoot more bombs at the eyeball but like before the eyeball could dodge it.

The eyeball slowly started glowing about to release its ultimate attack on Demoman, as the eyeballs are charging up and ready to shoot it's ultimate rocket at demoman, suddenly the glow immediately vanished away when suddenly the eyeball got hits by a pipe bomb but it didn't explode landing next to demoman, the two people were bit confused until they turned around looking behind them seeing that the person who throw the pipe bomb was Rarity, who eyes widen and completely shocked questioning why didn't the bomb exploding.

"Why didn't the bomb exploded!"

"Lad`y you need to lit the fuse to get it to explode, wait did you pull the fuse then it won't explode!"

"IM SORRY I FORGOT I TOOK THE FUSE OFF FOR THE SAFETY OF MY LITTLE SISTER!!"

The giant eyeball look back and forth at the two people then it's Shrugged, it looked at Rarity and began looking at her in a very angry she's slowly stood back knowing that the eyeball is angry at her, demoman immediately wants to get up but he looked at the pipe bomb and got an idea he pulled out his other bombs and began put it all of it together, but he needs to hurry before that creature starts firing it's Rockets at rarity, as Demoman finally finished making his bomb he began to stand up and about to run but the eyeball fire it's rockets at Rarity, where she has nowhere else to go but complete shocked and in fear when the explosion hits the eyeball widen, and seeing a force field Rarity was a bit confused she didn't summon a force field then it hit her, she hears someone panting she turned her head seeing Starlight finally awake, although she's still a little bit dizzy she still up, the eyeball grew even more angry, and began fire rockets at her which she's summon force field protecting her but still the impact of the Rockets starting cracking the shields she can't keep holding this up.

Has the giant eyeball kept firing rockets at the two ponies the cracks started appear even more and more, the eyeball smiled realizing that the more it fired sooner or later the Shields will break, and starlight and Rarity both know this, they look behind the eyeball trying to see where Demoman is but then out of nowhere Demoman fired his stickies on the ground launching him up in the air, which he landed on top of the eyeball, it widen questioning what his previous owner is doing demoman hanged on very tightly on top of the giant eyeball like he's riding the ball, then out of nowhere he pulled the lid of the eyeball then shove the bomb inside the eyeball socket, the eyeball immediately retaliated by shaking around like a pinball. The eyeball moved around very quickly finally letting go of demoman as he falls down landed really hard on the ground, demoman turned looking at Starlight and asking her to create a force field around the eyeball, Starlight was a bit hesitant at first questioning that even if she put the eyeball in a force field trapping it, the eyeball was still keep firing Rockets causing it to break but demoman told her immediately trap the eyeball with force, Starlight horn glowed the eyeball tried to shake the bomb out then he immediately noticed that he is trapped inside of a force field, he was about to shoot rockets at the forcefield until, he realized that the demoman put a bomb inside of him, it desperately tried to shake the bomb out but it was way deep in there then it stopped realizing it's doomed.

"SSSSSSSSHHHIIIIITTTTTTR!!!!"

A bright light appeared where the force field finally broke, the power of the explosion pushed everything away, leaving a mushroom cloud that everyone can easily see getting everyone attention, some with shocked eyes open and others questioning everything. As everyone looked at the mushroom cloud, the trapped monster eyes widen then started to shake getting everyone attention, realizing the creature started to glow and started to hover off the ground as everyone stood back the creature hollow eyes glowed with a green light of dark magic getting the ponies a frighten chill.

The creature hovering in the air with magic flying around its body, everyone started questioning what's happening some made theories and some made guess, the creature roared healing its wounds as everyone widen in fear and irritation but one of them saw an opening, soldier ran shooting on the ground launching him up in the air with his shovel.

With a loud war cry soldier flew toward the creature hitting it on the head, by the power of the might shovel the skull soon cracked then broken, the creature head exploded releasing the magic out of its body, Soldier aim his rocket launcher at the creature shooting it, the explosion of the last mark the magic left so did the body the magic flew up in the sky fading away.

"Yes another win for America."

Everyone's eyes widen complete shock and downfounded, spy put his hand in his face and complete and utter frustration, while the Team Fortress mercs we're a bit happy but yet a little bit upset, the soldier just run towards a dangerous and unpredictable monster, the ponies in there had the hand were relieve of the creature was finally gone, Twilight looked around trying to see if she can sense the magic but it's finally gone like it no longer there anymore.

Soldier fell on the ground with a big crunch that got the ponies to cringed from hearing broken bones, medic walk towards Soldier and started healing him everyone looked around expecting another monster to show up, but look like they finally won everyone took a sigh of relief, until one of them started asking questions where is Demoman, Starlight and Rarity.

"Oi lads we're ok!" Said demoman waving his hand towards his team as he and the two ponies company him finally arrived, although the ponies were a bit shocked to see Starlight limping they're glad they're okay.

As everyone explained what just happened and what they were dealing with, they were a bit surprised that the giant eyeball did came back and bit even more surprised that the possess rubber ducks melted and fused with a giant skeleton, it's like this whole world is feeling wackiness as they continue talking Twilight thinks of the right words to say to the nine Mercenaries, but then Twilight stopped she looked around noticing that there are eight Mercenaries and she wasn't the only one, Scout, Demo Man and engineer and even heavy both immediately realized that pyro was not with them, until they all realized that Pyro was send flying.

Some of the mercs started panicking thinking that if pyro is loose and it could be anywhere in the forest then all hell is about to break loose some of the pony started questioning why they're all panicking about their mask friend until Twilight realize something chrysalis dead body and her dead changelings did Pyro did all that she questions Twilight walk towards Scouts and ask him a question about the Pyro.

"Why all of you are panicking he's not violent is he."

"Listen here Twilight, pyro maybe our teammate but he has to be supervised we literally need to keep an eye on him, because if we don't he's willing to burn everything to the ground, he burned our base one time an entire base just imagine someone like him, loose in this world it will bring nothing but just fire all over the place!"

Twilight eyes widen now fully understand and realize something, Pyro was responsible of killing Chrysalis and her changeling Army, Twilight started sweating get an even more nervous and scared, as everyone started thinking what to do twilight felt someone patting her head trying to calm her down, she thinks it was maybe one of The Mercenaries but when she looked up her eyes widen it was Pyro. Twilight stood back in fear but at the exact same time happy that pyro is here, but there was something else Twilight smell something on Pyro, smells like she believed a very strong aroma like gasoline she doesn't know how but at least he's back and they don't need to worry about anything.

15 minutes ago

Pyro was still falling from the sky as he looked down at the ground, he realized he needs to think of something quickly or he will get hurt really bad, so on instinct he pulled out his flamethrower and shoot fire directly on the ground hoping that the Flames will slow him down before he hits the ground, unknown to him they were other people that were going the same direction when he's going to land, a giant red skin centaur with a small little childlike Pony searching for their deceased Ally.

"Are you sure this is where she is, because I thought you said she's at the middle of the everfree forest." Said cozy glow

"Of course I'm sure she told me that." Said tirek

The Little Pony Rose her eyebrows questioning the giant centaur directional skills, she was about to yell at him until they hear some kind of what they assume to be on dragon breathing fire, the two people looked up and they immediately see someone falling, at first they were expecting it to be chrysalis, but this person was not Chrysalis, nor a shape of a pony and it was coming down really fast like a rocket.

On instinct cozy glow immediately jumped out of the way hoping that she won't get hit but the same did not happen to tirek the Fallen Pyro immediately hit tirek pushing him on the ground which it also broke Pyro's fall, the Little Pony got up looking back at her Giant friend but instead she sees a giant Collision, which is now on fire she doesn't know what's going on and hope that tirek is okay but she questioned what was that.

Tirek slowly got up but cozy glow immediately see veins popping out and she stood back a little bit further away, as the giant Centaur turned around and see a figure also getting up, rage has built in and without hesitation to tirek immediately started running towards his attacker, he will not show his attacker any Mercy, he will break every single bones and steal his magic he doesn't care if he will break the rules he will do everything to harm this thing. As pyro got up he looked around and checked his body then he was happy, he realized that his bones were not broken, he was doing okay but then suddenly he turned around seeing what looks like to be a giant Centaur person running towards him.

The Giant Centaur man was running with open arms and it looks like he's trying to hug Pyro, at first pyro was bit happy to hug this new friend but then he thought of a better idea, he pulled out a small container filled with bubbles, as he blow bubbles the centaur stopped immediately amazed with the bubbles.

"My these bubbles are amazing keep blowing more bubbles my friend."

Reality pyro pulled out his flare gun and immediately shot tirek in the face causing him to fall down not only he felt imaginary pain, he even felt a couple of his teeth and even bones broken, not only that he noticed his beard was on fire and in sheer Panic he merely tried to put the fire out by hitting his face or even rolling all over the place like a mad man or a chicken without a head.

Cozy glow stood back hiding behind the bushes she sees that creature and does not know how in the world that creature pulled out that strange metallic object, whatever it is she needs to be careful, pyro was walking towards Tirek as the fire finally go away he turned around still angry.

"I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!!"

Pyro was not intimidated by Tirek attitude, pyro raised his flamethrower openly accepting his fight, tirek smiled as he began charging towards pyro again as pyro did as well. As they're only a couple feet towards each other pyro pulled out his flamethrower immediately shooting fire towards tirek, tirek immediately dodged for someone that big he surely does move fast, tirek raise his fist swinging at pryo hitting. Pushing him a few feet away, tirek smiled but shocked to see pyro still standing and unaffected, pyro looked at tirek with his motionless eyes to be honest tirek was a bit intimidated, he has been in Equestria for a long long time and he has never faced a creature like this.

Tirek began running towards a pyro again swinging his arm at him but pyro dodged it, tirek punching over and over and over again until out of nowhere he felt a sharp pain in his face as he stood back feeling his jaw hurt again, he looked back at pyro seeing him holding a metal gas canister, and in of burst of Fury tirek immediately start charging towards pyro like a bloody bull, using his horns to impale him but pyro was not even intimidated nor flinch, he raised his arms up wanting him to do it, at first tirek was a bit hesitant but his rage pushed that aside and immediately ran towards him, as soon as Tirek had touch pyro body he grabbed tirek head and pulled him up using his momentum against him creating a suplex.

Tirek was not expecting that and he tried to get up again he immediately see Pyro shooting for his flame directly towards him, he immediately Dodge out of the way but he also got a few Burns, he began running towards pyro again but pyro keeps shooting his fire directly at Tirek every time he dodged the fire spreads around the forest making things difficult to reach Pyro.

Tirek has enough he grabbed the log of a fallen tree and immediately throw it towards pyro which pyro Dodge out of the way calling him to stop shooting his flame, this gave Tirek an opportunity he ran towards pyro picking him up and throw him through a couple of burning trees as the fire continue to spread around the forest, tirek smiled thinking that there's no way of creature like that could survive the being buried in flames, but his eyes widen in fear pyro rose out of the ground pushing the way the flaming logs, the fire was not spreading through his body it's like he's immune to fire, tirek was a bit shocked he have seen dragons swimming in lava but he has never seen a creature like this, and he doubt this is a dragon then out of no where pyro pulled out his fire axe and slowly and menacingly walked towards tirek unfazed of the fire flowing around him.

"I get it now you're not from Equestria you're but that's impossible, you're worse than any monster I have seen your your Tartarus itself, a demon but I would not let a creature STOP ME!!!!"

Tirek ran towards Pyro swinging his arm trying to hit him again but this time pyro Dodge and swiging his fire axe hitting Tirek on his leg, causing him to fall down, he screamed in pain as he looked down his eyes widen in fear one of his legs was cut off and the worst part, hydrenaline was kicking in so he cannot feel it, he heard a stick crack he turned around seeing Pyro swinging his axe at him, on Instinct tirek raises his arm trying to block it but his hand was hit but it wasn't cut off, half of his hand was dangling just holding by a piece of Flesh. Tirek rose up using his back legs to kick pyro away but this time he finally did it, the power pushed pyro towards the fire and on instinct tirek decided to just run he slowly got up, limping away from the burning Forest as he continued limping his face went into complete horror as he realized that the fire that spread around during their fighting has now spread around, he was trapped he has nowhere else to go, he tried to think of a plan quickly, until out of nowhere pyro came out of the fire swinging his axe hitting tirek other arm this time cutting it off.

He screamed in pain and due to blood loss he collapsed on the ground only a log supporting him, his back was on the ground he was looking towards that Pyro and then he realized something, the reason why he couldn't find chrysalis was pretty obvious, this creature have hunted Chrysalis down and probably killed her in a gruesome way, and yet pyro was about to do the exact same thing to him, he tried to do something but his adrenaline finally over, he's completely exhausted he has nowhere else to go, the creature was looking at him until pyro dropped his axe and pulled out the metal gas container, tirek was a bit confused but yet terrified knowing that pyro was going to beat him to death with that metal box but pyro have another idea.

Pyro walk towards him grabbing his mouth and open it as wide as he can, then shoving the gas canister on his mouth forcing him to drink the gasoline pouring into a throat, immediately tirek tries his best to get pyro off of him but the chemicals is burning through his throat and lungs, he tried his best even try to use his legs but due to blood loss an exhaustion he couldn't do anything, until he stopped moving his eyes rolled back as pyro pull the gas canister away, he can still see Tirek gargling then noticing Blood start pouring out of his mouth, but pyro was not done, cozy glow finally saw an opening and see what's going on her eyes widen in the complete horror as she see tirek on the ground blood pouring out of his mouth, pyro light a match and flicked it onto Tirek's body which the gasoline catch on fire burning tirek whole body from the inside out, cozy glow eyes Widen incomplete fear and horror as she can even hear pyro laughing like a small child, she was completely horrified and on Instinct she immediately run and the other direction trying to escape and hoping that monster doesn't find her.

Back in the present

As everyone finally took a side relief realizing they have finally won, then another question came up how do they get back home, the Team Fortress mercs explain to the ponies that they're not from me Equestria but instead from another world and they explained a lot more saying that apparently an evil wizard named marasmus have sent them to this world, hoping to trap them, they were even a bit more surprised to find out that the evil wizard was actually soldier's roommate, which Twilight started questioning everything what they're saying maybe true or exaggerated, but yet again they did help them to stop a giant skeleton with a giant sword, an army of evil rubber ducks and a giant eyeball, so Twilight needs to accept it then out of nowhere everyone started hearing flapping wings ,as they look up see you an entire Army of Royal Guards arriving, as the ponies are happy that the Royal Guards are here, they realize that the Team Fortress mercs are in big trouble and she knows that Princess Celestia and Princess Luna need to have some questions, more importantly how did it get the mercs back home.