Team Fortress 2 The Equestrian Adventure

After the mercs biggest and got to be the longest battle, they looked around realizing that a flock of Pegasus on carriages wearing armor and even holding Spears gathered around them, some of them were a bit shocked to see the Team Fortress mercs, at first the mercs were planning to leave the area not to get too involved, but luckily for them Twilight calmed all of them down, telling them if they stick with the six of them they have nothing to worry about, but they have to keep some things hidden.

The Royal Guards were a bit intimidated by the team Fortress mercs, some of them were keeping the distance away others are pointing their weapons at them, but Princess Twilight told them that they have nothing to worry about these people are "harmless". Which some of them understand, but the royal guards were not the only one who arrived, two carriages arrived with the two princesses of Equestria. As everyone was happy to see the two princesses but the mercs are a bit worried especially spy, he looked at his teammates specifically the dumbest ones.

"Gentlemen, we must be in our best behavior, remember this maybe our fast chance to return home."

"Spy right boys, for the first time marassment actually did something that we actually may not beat, unless we know about magic."

"Exactly."

"So in this world ponies rule the world ah, alright."

"Remember everyone we must not cause trouble."

The two princesses were happy to see twilght and her friends are okay, but they ask the medical guards to check on everyone even the villagers. As they finish talking to Twilight, the two princesses turned looking at the mercs giving them a neutral face, princess Celestia turned talking to one of the guards and as she finished talking, a few guards walked towards the mercs telling them to follow them.

As the mercs looks at eachother nodding and followed the guards, they took the mercs inside Twilight castle taking them to a room, but the mercs are aware what the guards are about to do. When they arrived everyone have to enter in different room for questioning, the mercs looked at eachother nodding knowing what to say and what not to say.

In the room there are 7 guards two of them were the interrogators when everyone was ready to begin, the Team Fortress mercs answer their question as they've been told what's the worst thing that can happen.

"Okay here's our first question maintenance Who You Are?" said one of the Royal Guards.

"I am heavy weapons guy."

"I am the Spy"

"Name is Jeremy but most people call me the scout and never forget about that."

"I am the soldier proud American Patriot."

"They call me sniper."

Demoman was suddenly drinking an entire bottle of scrumpy and when he finish, he gave a loud burp and told his name in a drunkly manner.

"IM DEMOMAN!!"

"Where did you get that bottle?"

"Hello I am dr. Ludwig I am the medic of the crew, and my what an interesting specimen you all are, if you have any free time mind coming visiting me."

"Hello my name is Dale conagher, but most people call me engineer. Oh I'm aware pryo is going to be next after me, so I insist you all should keep like a small lit candle in front of him, just for him to cooperate."

"So the engineer says your name is Pyro correct?"

Pyro wasn't even paying attention the whole conversation, he was mostly focusing on the small little candle in front of him, he wasn't happy then out of no where he pulled out his lighter, and immediately started burning the candle making the small little candle into a big blazing rod, getting the Royal Guards to panic.

"Okay my telling us about yourself like what kind of creature you are, and what's your motives here in Equestria?

"Heavy will not talk about his personal life, but if you're asking what type of creature is, Heavy's human."

"My species are called human."

"It's very obvious I'm a human being what, you guys haven't heard of human beings before."

"I'm a proud American human being."

"I'm from a species that are called humans."

Demoman was suddenly on top of the table drunk out of his mind, still holding the bottle and spilling out Mumble words that the guards have no idea what he's even saying, until Demoman suddenly falls off of the table but wasn't even bothered by it, and continue drinking his scrumpy.

"Ehe I'm human."

"My species is called Homo Sapien but the small-minded people decided to simple it down, and now we call ourselves human beings, quite a fascinating creatures we all are.

"You know what I'm just going to answer both me and Pyro's questions, knowing what's going to happen next, me and pyro are both human beings and to answer your question why are we here, any well to tell you the truth we're not even from Equestria at all we suddenly got teleported after a big fight, with a magic Evil wizard, at first it may sound, well strange but since we're in a world full of magic, I believe this makes logical sense.

As the guards finally got the fire to calm down and enough to get pyro to stop, the two guards looked at each other and remember what engineer told them.

"I don't care what that engineer guy says that person doesn't look or feel like human at all."

The mercs explain their situation in their own unique ways which got a lot of questionable and even downright questioning of logic itself, Scouts went completely off topic only explaining a small glimpse of what actually happened, and went on and on of the battle and what he was "potentially" doing.

Some of the mercs were giving the Royal Guards absolute headache, it feels like they talking to a bunch of full grown dragon that's has a mind of a child, heavy only explains about marasmus and their situation nothing else, even some of the guards started questioning why doesn't he explain about himself, they tried to be open towards him, they even brought some tea just to help ease the conversation which did help, but at the exact same time all it did is resort to questionable decisions of the mercs.

"You see mate, I'm an assassin not a crazed gunsman you want to know why, because one of them has the job and the other one has mental sickness." Said sniper drinking his tea

Medic and the guards were getting along quite well so well, that medic was even telling them a funny story, that even the guards who are trying to be professional couldn't help it but chuckle on the story.

"Oh that's what's funny anyway that's how I lost my medical license."

"I'm sorry what?"

Engineer drinks the tea and thanks the guards for bring it even though he doesn't drink tea that much, he told them what he knows and the things he have worked on, some of the guards were quite impressed of the technology he made, even though there are some things they did not understand, they find the idea interesting.

"So you come from a long line of Engineers?"

"Yep I'll start with my great-grandfather, you see he proved a lot of innovation over the years, and because of him his works we're far ahead of its time."
When they started questioning the soldier that's when things escalated by 1 to 100 real quick for instance, there's been a lot of misunderstanding and almost close to violence that even the mercs has to get involved, how involved exactly, involved that they had to break through the door and literally restrain Soldier.

"This world does not have an American soil, then I will bring America to this land, a land of the home and the free a land where promisation if all the tire."

"THE LAST PART DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!"

"So you wear the mask because you're a spy correct, like your name?"

"Yes I prefer to keep my life private, but i will tell you how we end up here in the first place, but it's a bit hard to believe."

The royal guards were having trouble with heavy, they did try to get heavy too reveal more information about himself but heavy keeps his life very private, the only thing that he did give out is he has three sisters and one mother back home, he even told them that every payday he sends money to them, most of the guards were a bit surprised, they were expecting heavy to be this hulking Brute who only cares about violence, but they weren't expecting him to be a family man, and not only that one of the guards who was in charge of the operation notice that heavy is not a big dumb Brute but does have brains.
"You see Im from a long line of demolition experts, that's why I know a lot about explosions."

"You were drunk minutes ago and you somehow sober that's the how alcohol works."

The questioning for pyro what is a bit challenging because all pyro can say is a bunch of muffles that no one can hear him, plus they do not want to get closer to him and ask him to remove his mask, which deep down they feel like they're not talking to a human more like monster.

When they got Soldier to calm down they were a bit scared to go near the man, but they still want some answers so they continued except this time Soldier explain a lot more detail than the other mercs, so much that actually quite surprising and questionable.

"You see me and marasmus used to be housemates together, he lived in this big castle talking about his evil plan and every Halloween he always try to beat us in every Halloween special, and he loses every single time but then he had enough, he was about to teleport all of us into the world of Hell itself but lucky for us, I stopped him and we were teleported here instead."

The two guards looked at each other, questioning everything he was saying, and they have written down everything that the mercs have said, when they finally finished the questioning, the main six went to check on the mercs to see if everything is all right with them, as the marks left they gave their papers to the princesses including Twilight and of course their eyes immediately widen of reading what it said.

A long silence entered in the room where the three princesses have nothing to say, twilight herself who interacted with the mercs the longest even was baffled of the information she just received.

"So Princess Celestia Princess, princess Luna I know what you're thinking and to be honest I do understand your choices, but at the exact same time they don't seem like bad people even though they have very questionable things."

The two princesses looked at Twilight full knowing that this is something that they were not expecting, throughout their entire lifetime ruling Equestria, they dealt with Griffins dragons and even encounters both mythical and dangerous but this, has got to be the first time that the princess were utterly baffled but the one thing that scared them the most was their weaponry, at first they were a bit confused that why these mercs have metal objects but seeing what they can do is worrisome, but reading the paper that the Royal Guards investigation on the mercs shows that all of their answers are the same, they've been teleported into the World by an evil wizard which got The Three Princesses to look each other and realize that whoever this merasmus is, is someone shouldn't be taking lightly.

"Sister I do believe the mercs are not here intentionally, this merasmus character has been claimed to be the most powerful and dangerous one." Said princess Luna

"Yes Luna I'm fully aware but there's one thing I do not understand, if marasmus has the power to bring the mercs here, his ability of magic is very impressive and shouldn't be taking lightly, but somehow the mercs describe him as an obnoxious and desperate man, who loses every single time against the mercs?" Said princess Celestia

"Wait that doesn't make any sense if someone has that type of magic, they would have been Unstoppable but hearing the mercs claim they defeated him every October seems odd." Said Twilight

The Three Princesses look at each other still questioning about marasmus wondering if the mercs claims are true, but they're worried about the mercs since they are killers especially the one wearing a gas mask, that one somehow gives the princesses chills. But they realize that some of the mercs have some good intentions even though they are questionable sometimes, but Twilight did states that she wants the help the mercs, and she wants to learn about their worlds technology and their culture it was a bit challenging at first but the princesses both accepted, even though they really don't want to, but looking at Twilight track record turning the most dangerous people into allies.

Twilight grew even more excited happy that the mercs are not in trouble and she's going to find out more information about their world, but she also wants to find out more information about marasmus, as she's about to leave the princesses stopped her telling her that she needs to be very careful with these nine people, sure on the outside they may be nice but on the inside there could be some very serious consequences of their actions, which Twilight understands them really clearly knowing that hearing about the story about the mercs really does make people worried.

The Villager of Ponyville has started repairing some of the things that were damaged during the battle, although most of the people and the Royal Guards were helping them out, many people start wondering where are those nine strange creatures, well they're keeping a low profile by staying inside a Twilight's Castle, they're in the main hall where the main six do their meeting, some of the mercs were even sitting on the chairs where the ponies were normally sit, even though some of them were small at least it's better than sitting on the ground.

The mercs we're discussing a plan how to return back to their home at first some of them ask Engineers if it possible to create a machine to get them back to the world, although engineer did stated that he hasn't built a machine that can break the laws of reality and create a portal to travel through another world, it would be complicated and a bit risky, sure there could be a possibility that engineer could do it but it's far more risky and a lot more complicated, they can end up in a completely different universe or erase from existence which all the mercs agreed it's not a good idea, so their best option is Magic which none of them can use magic, except the ponies lucky for them Twilight told them that the princesses are going to help them to take them back into their world, and they want to know more about marasmus.

Well the Mercs told Twilight and the main six about marasmus at first the main six including Spike, Starlight and Trixie were a bit horrified to find out that this wizard is using his magic for evil, and they're a bit more Disturbed to find out that marasmus has been using a very dark and even more disturbing methods that even puts King Sombra to shame, at first the ponies thinks this could be the worst person they have ever heard, but then the TF2 mercs began to insult marasmus telling the ponies that marasmus wasn't even that powerful he was just a guy with magic, and the mercs kept continuing on to a point that it sounds like they're roasting him, most of the ponies were confused the way that the mercs describe the wizard, some of the ponies starting to think that it may be exaggerated, but like before the TF2 marks confirm all of it

As everyone continue talking to each other Rainbow Dash thought about something, she fly towards the heavy asking him how did he do that, how did he turn completely red and then basically became indestructible in a short period of time, then all the other ponies agreed with Rainbow wondering how did Heavy became red and it wasn't just heavy, it was basically heavy and medic that's when medic popped out surprising Rainbow Dash of his excitement, medic explain that it came from the device he was holding, he called it his Uber charge and every time it's on full power he will use it on any of the mercs turn them into an indestructible Force, but only for a little bit of time so he only used it and the most important times.

The ponies were All Amazed of this advanced technology even Twilight her eyes almost popping out filled with excitement, she was even flying around medic looking at his backpack and even his equipment even though he is technically a killer, he is still their teams medic even though he's not licensed to be a doctor but still, Rainbow Dash looks at the machine and ask medic a question.

"So if you point that on anyone who isn't your team what happens to them does they become instructable like them."

Medic looked at the Flying rainbow hair Pony and smiled.

"Well if I point my machine towards you it was healed any injuries you suffered, but sadly it would not give you the Uber charge, that's because the mercs are specifically designed for the Uber charge."

Normally people will stop there but not medic because he went full on details how does the Uber charge work, even explaining the graphic part which all the ponies were not expecting, Rarity and Fluttershy immediately passed out, Pinkie Pie almost throwed up, Rainbow Dash was utterly horrified, the rest of the ponies were basically covering their ears trying their best not to listen and Twilight on the other hand, even though she was Disturbed of Medics questionable action her face was not shocked nor horrified, more like focusing on what he's saying like a student listening to a teacher, she even nodded on some of the questionable choices like replacing the human heart with a super baboon heart, Twilight even went full on detail as well explaining that it makes logical sense, that they need to be replaced their hearts with a much stronger heart to withstand the power of the Uber charge.

The mercs and the other hand although they were aware of Medics questionable actions, even though they all agree on the surgery even full on knowing the things that medic would do, it does get them concerned but they already got used to it.

"And with that the heart can withstand."

"Wow I am utterly Disturbed and fascinated at the same time, I didn't even know that was possible."

Everyone looked at Twilight growing more concerned of what she said.

"Twilight you're not playing what I think you're playing aren't you?"

Twilight's eyes wide and realizing what she just said and what her friends are thinking, she immediately started panicking telling everyone that she will never do this horrible act even though it kind of is an impressive achievement.

Some of the most smiles and some of them were laughing of the Little Ponies action, but deep down they feel like it's going to be a calm time since they're going to be in Equestria for a while, so in the meantime the mercs need to find something to keep their minds up, lucky for them Twilight has a bunch of books that can help them out to find any way to get them back home, even though this may take a while they will find a way to get back.

The TF2 mercs and the main six we're not aware of the dark magic that has flowed throughout Equestria, when the giant gooey skeleton and the giant eyeball were defeated their magic was gone, to most people they think that the magic has faded away but they're sadly mistaken, the truth is that magic has started spreading around the area but the large source of magic have slowly pierced through reality traveling back to the original world returning to its master.

Merasmus was resting in his home drinking his coffee he's suddenly feels strange then out of nowhere he looked up, and noticing a small Pierce of shattered of reality, he tilt his head questioning what is happening until his magic has returned, deep down he thinks that the mercs has finally returned but when he grab his magic, he's suddenly had visions of what the mercs were doing although they were not in well the original world that he was planning to send them, they were in a world filled with magic not just any magic, Purity magic that hasn't been seen since ever this was magic in his purest form.

"My word this magic this is something I haven't seen, this must be mine, I will become even more powerful I would become a God."

The more he thinks about it the more he realized why would he stay in this world instead he will like to move to that world, the magic he would consume he will grow even more powerful than he ever imagined, but the more Visions he sees the more he realized that the natives have a monarchy and looking at the two well, Three Princesses he noticed that they have a higher magic Source in them, normally he would just barge into that world and try to take over but since the mercs are there, he needs to think of a plan for the first time he had a win but for him to succeed he must be prepared this time, he's going to do something that world will never forget.

The Dark Age of Equestria is coming and merasmus will lead an army of monsters and demons, he will bring a plague that Equestria will never forget, a fear that will make everyone remember, but before he does and before he makes a plan he's going to make himself some pancakes then he will start his massive and evil plan.