A portal has opened, bringing Equis and Earth into contact for the first time. A delegation of representatives of Equis's major nations has been assembled and sent through the portal to make first contact with humanity.

Shining Armor is among them, and Cadance has cast a spell on his cock that keeps him from hoofing himself off. How will he handle it? Will he "sample" the local anatomy or suffer through until Cadance lifts the spell when he returns home?

Contains: a human woman giving a stallion a handjob, a human woman giving a stallion a blowjob, a human woman having sex with a stallion, lots of cum

• Idea originated by my coconspirators on the Adult Writers Discord server.
• Written in the course of a few hours, pre-read (read "fapped to") and left almost entirely unedited by yours truly, with input from n3k1dsk1llz.
• Cover art cropped from 1635755 on Derpibooru