A Changeling Love Mystery
Part I: Waking up in Las Pegasus
Load Full StoryNext ChapterWe start our story in a room in a Las Pegasus hotel where a certain purple alicorn and a brother to a certain changeling King. Then Pharynx started to wake up from his long sleep. And after Pharynx was waking up from his long sleep Pharynx felt like his head was hit by a manticore. When Pharynx felt like his Head was hit by a manticore Pharynx said to himself" oh by the hive why does my head feel like it's been hit by a manticore?
Then Pharynx saw that he was sharing a bed with a pony. Then Pharynx saw that the pony that he was sleeping with was not a ordinary pony but was the alicorn princess Twilight sparkle". And after Pharynx saw that the pony that he was sleeping with was Twilight sparkle bearings new that there was only one thing to do in a situation like this and that was silent dramatic effect was to panic.
And like I said Pharynx panic when he realized that the pony that he was sleeping with was Twilight sparkle. And with all of pharynx panicking Twilight started to wake up. When Twilight was waking up from her sleep with her eyes barely opened Twilight said to Pharynx thinking that he was her faithful assistant" oh by Celestia Spike can you bring me my coffee because I have such a hangover".
Then Pharynx said to Twilight" Twilight we have a problem". And still thinking that Pharynx was Spike Twilight said to Pharynx" Spike what is it are you okay? Then Pharynx said to Twilight" yeah but I'm not Spike". Then Twilight opened her eyes fully and saw that the creature in front of her was Pharynx and not her faithful assistant. And after seen that it was Pharynx in front of her Twilight look down and notice that they were sleeping in the same bed.
And after Twilight noticed that they were both sleeping in the same bed Twilight started freaking out. When Twilight was freaking out Twilight said to Pharynx" Pharynx why are you in my bed? And seen her question Pharynx said to Twilight" Princess Twilight I don't even think we're in your Castle". And after hearing her answer Twilight looked around the room and saw that he was right and that they weren't in her room in the castle. And seen that they weren't even in her castle Twilight saw that they were in some kind of hotel room and Las Pegasus.
And after seeing that they were in a hotel room in Las Vegas Twilight said to Pharynx" but still Pharynx why where we sharing the bed? Then Pharynx said to Twilight with a cocky grin" well maybe Twilight where we did last night maybe we did more in the bedroom". And putting those words in her head Twilight started to think that they actually might have had done the deed. And after Pharynx put those thoughts in Twilight's head Twilight smacked Pharynx across the muzzle.
And after Twilight smacked Pharynx across the muzzle Twilight said to Pharynx with a little anger in her voice" you know for the brother of the king of the changelings you have a dirty mind if you know what if you need me I'll be in the shower taking shower". Then Twilight start to walk towards the bathroom to take her shower. When Twilight was walking towards the bathroom Pharynx muttered to himself that she didn't have to smack him so hard. When Twilight was still walking to the bathroom Pharynx looked at Twilight and noticed that she had a tattoo on her flank.
And after noticing that Twilight had a tattoo on her flank Pharynx said to Twilight with a surprise tone in his voice" hey Twilight you have a tattoo on your flank". Then Twilight thought that he was probably talking about her cutie mark. I'm thinking that he was talking about her cutie mark Twilight said to Pharynx" of course I do it's my cutie mark". And hearing that from Twilight Pharynx start to laugh his flanks off. And hearing Pharynx laughing his flanks off Twilight said to Pharynx" what's so funny about my cutie mark?
Then Pharynx said to Twilight while he was still laughing" because of what it says". And hearing that from Pharynx Twilight went in front of the mirror and saw on her flank not her cutie mark but another tattoo that said" I like to suck changeling cocks" right in green letters. And still laughing his flank off Pharynx said to Twilight" by the hive princess Twilight if that was your talent you could have defeated all the changeling males ah ah ah ah" .
When Pharynx was still laughing his flank off Twilight notice a tattoo on Pharynx's flank. And after noticing the tattoo on Pharynx's flank Twilight said to Pharynx" Pharynx you got a tattoo too". And hearing that he had a tattoo also Pharynx said to Twilight" well Twilight what does it say? Then Twilight look at the tattoo and saw that the tattoo said" I love fucking alicorn pussy" in purple letters.
And seeing what the tattoo said Twilight told Pharynx what the tattoo had said. And after hearing what the tattoo said Pharynx said to Twilight with a devious look on his muzzle" well Twilight I guess we did do the deed last night and these tattoos are proof of it". And after hearing that twilight's face went completely red. And after hearing that Twilight had enough of hearing about them doing the old role in the hay and went into the bathroom to take a shower.
And in the bathroom Twilight went to the bathtub to take her shower. And when Twilight was in the bathtub taking her shower Twilight saw a white kitty cat waving at her. When the white kitty cat was waving at Twilight Twilight didn't know that there was an orthropes sitting in the bathtub right behind her. And not knowing that there was an orthropes sitting in the bathtub right behind her the orthropes started to slobber on Twilight. And still not knowing that there was orthropes behind her Twilight felt its slobber and thought it was the the showers water. And thinking that the slobber was the water coming from the shower Twilight said to herself" when did the shower get all slimy. And feeling the slobber Twilight look up towards the ceiling and saw the orthropes slobbering over her.
And after seeing the orthropes slobbering over her Twilight panic and ran out of the bathroom. And after Twilight ran out of the bathroom Pharynx saw the terrified look on her face. And after seeing the look on her face Pharynx said to Twilight" Twilight I fight you were taking a shower". Then Twilight said to Pharynx" Pharynx there's a orthros in the bathtub".
And after Twilight said that to him Pharynx thought that Twilight was probably overreacting over nothing. And thinking that Twilight was overreacting to nothing Pharynx said to Twilight" don't worry Twilight I'll check it out". And not believing Twilight in that there was a orthros in the bathtub Pharynx went into the bathroom to see what Twilight was worried about.
When Pharynx was finally in the bathroom Pharynx saw that a orthos was actually was in the bathtub. And seeing that Twilight was not joking Pharynx ran out of the bathroom. When Pharynx was out of the bathroom Pharynx said to Twilight" holy manure you're right there is one in the bathtub".
And after knowing that there was a orthros in the bathtub Twilight notice the wedding ring on Pharynx's horn. And after Twilight notice the ring on Pharynx's horn Twilight said to Pharynx" Pharynx you have a written on your horn". Then Pharynx saw that Twilight was right and that he did have a ring on his horn. And after Pharynx noticed that he had a ring on his horn Pharynx look at Twilight and noticed that she had a ring on her horn also.
And after Pharynx noticed that Twilight also had a ring on her horn also Pharynx said to Twilight" Twilight you got a ring on your horn too". Then Twilight look at her horn and saw that Pharynx was right she did have a ring on her horn also. And after they both noticed that they had rings under horns Twilight realize that they had not just slept with each other they had married each other.
And after Twilight noticed that they had married each other Twilight said to Pharynx" Pharynx I don't think we just slept with each other I think somehow we married each other". And right after Twilight said that to him Pharynx said to Twilight" but Twilight that's impossible I don't even remember getting married to you I don't even remember how we got here".
Then Twilight tried to remember how got to the hotel but nothing came back to her. When Twilight was still thinking fairings remembered how they got to the hotel in Las Pegasus. And after remembering how they got Pharynx said to Twilight" Twilight I think I remember how we got here".
Then Twilight said to Pharynx" really Pharynx can you tell me what you remember? Then Pharynx tried to remember how they got there. And trying to remember how they got there Pharynx realize how they got to Las Pegasus. And remembering how they got there Pharynx said to Twilight" all right I remember rainbow dash said she was trying to create a new type of cider mixed with green tea.
So I think when we drink some it must have made a super drunk but there's one thing I can't remember". Been hearing that there was something that he couldn't remember Twilight said to Pharynx" really Pharynx what the thing you can't remember? Then Pharynx said to Twilight" I can't remember what happened to your friends".
And hearing that from that from Pharynx Twilight wondered if they did get married then what happened to her friends at the wedding". Then Twilight said to Pharynx" well Pharynx maybe when we get back to ponyville and be fine my friends maybe they can tell us about what happened".
Then Pharynx said to Twilight" Twilight are you sure because from the way that we found out about each other your I mean our friends might have done something to get themselves in trouble". Then Twilight thought Pharynx was overreacting to nothing and forgetting that they were the elements of Harmony and they could probably find a way to stay out of trouble.
And still thinking that Pharynx" come on Pharynx you're probably overreacting to nothing and besides if they did get into trouble it's probably nothing". And after hearing Twilight say that he was overreacting about nothing Pharynx said to himself" says the pot to the kennel". Then Twilight and Pharynx heard some pony knocking at their door.
And after hearing some pony knocking their door Twilight and Pharynx answered the door and saw a middle-aged earth pony stallion standing in front of their door. And seen the stallion in front of their door Twilight said to the stallion" is there something we could help you with? Then the stallion said to Twilight" yes Mrs. Twilight a guard at the office told me to give you this message about your friend Rainbow Dash"
Then Twilight ask the stallion what the guard had to say about her friend Rainbow Dash. And hearing a her question the stallion said to Twilight" you see Mrs Twilight the guard told me to tell you that your friend Rainbow Dash need you to pick her up from jail". And hearing that her friend was in jail Pharynx said to Twilight with a cocky tone in his voice" so it would be nothing huh.
And wondering how her friend got herself put in jail Twilight said to herself" what in the name of Celestia did we get into last night?
And now my young audience if you're wondering how Twilight and Pharynx got married and how Rainbow Dash got put in jail and what happened to spike other mane 7 find out next time on A Changeling Love Mystery
To be continued
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Author's Note
And let me tell you guys after this page this story is going to get even more interesting
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