A DIFFERENT KIND OF EVIL

A DIFFERENT KIND OF EVIL
MLP:FIM FANFIC

CHAPTER 2:

So, to do a quick recap of the last 12 hours I was conscious. I had a 6 hour conversation with the coolest living things in the universe. Woke up as a green Pegasus with Riddick eyes, Met my all time ultimate hero Applejack, Confessed my feelings for her within an hour of first meeting her (goddam I work fast), became the owner of an ultimate 6x6 pickup truck, a humvee, and an arsenal that would put Rambo to shame, found out I was selected and genetically modified to (I’m guessing) become an equestrian super soldier, made out with Applejack (TWICE!!!) and, possibly, almost got laid. And now I was going to meet the other 3 ponies I adored (not as much as Applejack, but pretty dam close.) Talk about the ultimate buzz. I could have stepped on a landmine and still would be grinning like an idiot.

Applejack was leading me to where her friends were when she stopped me and gave me a serious look. “Jens, don’t tell em that ah... advanced on ya. Don’t even hint on it, alright.” I understood, we only knew each other for 6 hours but we were making out like we’d been dating for months. (like I care) That, and I was only, I guess, half pony. “I promise, they will never know.” I gave her a sly grin “on one condition, I get a closer look later.” Sometimes I could be such a douche. “Done, but ah want a better look too then.” We both laughed and continued walking. I couldn’t believe my wings were still folded at my sides, or that my... manhood... didn’t make a huge bulge in my clothes. (forgot to mention I put them back on) Her friends could see us now but we were still out of earshot if we were quiet. I leaned towards her. “I said a closer look.” We were both blushing a little bit but you wouldn’t be able to tell unless you were a foot away. “Ya’ll got a dirty mind.” I decided to drop the subject since we were too close now to guarantee they wouldn’t hear us. We walked the rest of the way with no words, but big smiles.

Applejack was the first to speak. “Howdy gals.” Rainbow Dash answered first. “Hey AJ, who’s your coltfreind?” I couldn't help myself. I hit the ground laughing. Applejack looked embarrassed, then mad. “He aint mah coltfreind!” I knew she was lying, just a little. “Gals, you already kind of know him.” She looked at me. “Show em’.” I took off my sunglasses; it didn’t hurt or blind me when I was expecting it, I could actually see better without them, still gonna wear em though. They all looked shocked, but weren’t freaking out. I decided to step it up a notch. I stood up on my hind legs and changed into a human. They all shrieked, Fluttershy fucked off, and Rainbow Dash went after her. I walked over to Twilight, who fell on her back and was staring at me in horror. This was the reaction I expected. I held out my hand and said “pleasure to meet ya, Twilight.” She seemed to realize who I was and shook my hand. After I helped her up I walked over to Pinkie Pie, almost went crazy and tackle-hugged her (I hold a few ponies very close to Applejack in regards to adoration.) and held out my hand again. “Hi Pinkie Pie” she grabbed my hand and shook it really hard, at the same time she said “Hi! I never, ever thought I would get to meet an alien. Wow, can you change into anything, or just a pony? Are you here to study us and show us a whole bunch of other planets?” she let go of my hand and I pulled the letter out of my pocket. I noticed Rainbow Dash coming back with a much calmer looking Fluttershy. “To answer your first question, Pinkie, I’m pretty sure it’s just human or pony for me.” I handed her the letter. “This should answer your second question.” Then I went on to introduce myself to Rarity. “ma’am.” I didn’t really want to converse with her. The feeling was mutual. ”sir.” I walked over to Rainbow Dash, almost losing it again, and held out a fist. (Figured she was to cool for a hand/hoof shake, I was right.) “What’s up?” she brohoofed me (sweet) “so, what’s with the eyes?” she got right to the point. “Ah guess it’s jus’ some kind of vision enhancement deal” and my accent is in full swing, great. “Really? Cool.” “Yeah, ah guess it is.” I moved my face really close to hers and looked in her eyes. “They look badass?” she started backing up. “Yeah, just warn me before you do that, it’s kind of scary.” Just what I was going fo- WAIT! “Are they still like that?” “Yeah.” Crap. Kind of hoped they would go away when I went human. Meh, fuck it. “so, do ya think...” I could tell she was trying to think of something to say. Then a thought popped into my head. “Would ya’ll be more comfortable if I was a pony again?” Fluttershy spoke up. “Yes, please.” Almost forgot about her. I figured I should introduce myself properly, so I turned back into my awesome Pegasus half and did so. “Hello, pleasure to meet ya.” I held out my hoof and she gave it a quick shake, she was still nervous, but I expected worse. This was going well.

It wasn’t until after Pinkie read the letter and handed it (hoofed it?) to Twilight that I realized that the letter contained personal sexual content, but it was too late to stop it, so I let everypony read it, Applejack last. It seemed that after everypony read it they had a mix of sadness and shock on their faces. I could guess where the shock came from but the sadness I didn’t understand until after Applejack read it. “So... ya’ll are here... forever?” I don’t think any of them expected my answer to be so happy. “Yup, ultimate score for this guy.” I was still beaming. It never really sunk in that I would never see the few people I did like back home. Twilight got a look of concern on her face. “and this doesn’t bother you? At all?” if she was trying to kill my buzz she failed miserably. “nope. Why would it? By the sound o that there letter muh biggest dream came true.” Twilight seemed to remember our not so little conversation. “well, don’t you have anyone at home you care about? Anyone who might miss you?” I fake-thought of it for a sec, tapping a hoof to my chin. “Hmmm... Nah.” They all seemed shocked at that one, so I explained. “ah ain’t exactly liked where ah live. Mostly cuz ah tend to shoot at people who try to steal my stuff. And there are a lot.” They all gasped. I didn’t even have a chance to notice the pink blur coming my way. Then everything went black... again.

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I wasn’t out for more than a minute. But when I came to Pinkie Pie was still pummelling my ass screaming “I’LL TEACH YOU TO HURT OTHERS!!!” her friends were trying to pull her off me, not really succeeding. If anyone ever thought ponies can’t punch, they are retarded. A Pinkie Pie punch is ten times worse than any human punch, no matter how tough they are. And she kept on delivering them as fast as she could. And I didn’t fight back, for two reasons. First, I couldn’t, she was sitting on my throat and somehow her hind legs had my forelegs pinned straight up, beside my head. Second, I didn’t want to, she is Pinkie Pie, she does what she wants. Plus, I didn’t mind the view. No, I couldn’t see there. But I could see everything above that. She was incredibly hot. As soon as I met her face to face, she got rocketed up to share the spotlight with Applejack as my favourite pony.(I’ll admit, Rainbow Dash was brought up there too) She had almost the same curves as Applejack, but hers were softer. I snapped out of that trance when I was out of air. Then I started fighting back, if not to survive then to enjoy that view a few seconds longer, feel her fur against me. Pony fur is not at all like earth critters. It is like soft velvet, like what you’d find in really expensive plushies. Soft, smooth, inviting. CONFOUND THESE PONIES, they drive me into trances. NOW I started fighting back. It was actually pretty easy once I got my hooves free. I just grabbed hers and (gently) pushed her off of me. After a quick tussle I had her in a kind of hug. Holding her hooves so I would at least have a chance to say something. “Woah, woah, woah. Ah never hit anyone. Ah would never do that. Why would ya even think that? Ah was jus tryin’ to scare em. They stole all muh stuff more than once, they ain’t gonna stop unless they think ah’ll kill em if they come near me or muh stuff again. Do ya know how hard it is to make friends when everyone only looks at what they can steal. For fuck sakes, I never even really had a girlfriend. They all just wanted inside my house.” I don’t know why I told her that. At least my accent went away. She was still trying to kick my ass, and she most definitely didn’t believe me. I needed a card to play. Something to at least get her to listen. What I came up with was definitely not a good idea. I let go of her hooves, and braced myself. She had me on the ground again instantly. But she didn’t hit me. When I opened my eyes she looked almost sad. “You never dated a girl?” all of them looked at me almost sad. Apparently romance was a big thing in Equestria. I shrunk. “no.” She looked surprised, then whispered in my ear. “We know about you and Applejack, Applebloom told us.” Applejack heard that, she took off towards the house yelling “Applebloom! Get out here ya little spy!” Everypony else started laughing. Applebloom was going to have a bad day. Far as I was concerned, she deserved it.

As soon as everypony calmed down, and Applejack came back. We all sat in an awkward silence for a while. I sat against a tree and took my vest off, it was hot even in the shade, the barding was okay though. Then Applejack made my day even better. She scooted right up close and leaned against me. “Since ya’ll know, ah’ll jus settle in here.” I wrapped a hoof, and a wing around her. I had them, might as well use them. She nuzzled my neck. Christ, everything felt awesome. I pulled her onto my stomach and into a hug, using hooves and wings. One thing about being a big pony. (I had about a foot on her standing on all fours) It is kind of awkward being intimate. She was laying on my chest, forehooves between my shoulders, hindhooves on my stomach, and using my neck as a pillow. At least we would be able to make out if we were doing it, I was a little worried about that. Still, all I could do was squeeze her tighter and smile. Twilight needed a distraction. “So... I guess I should write princess Celestia about you. She may want to know you are here.” I would have jumped if Applejack wasn’t pinning me down with her sexy body. “No, not Celestia.” Given what I know about her, what with sending her sister to the moon and turning discord into stone, it would be bad for her to know first. Twilight seemed to get where I was going. “Princess Luna then?” “Yup, Luna.”

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After Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy left, promising to meet us at sugarcube corner for lunch, the rest of us hung out for a bit, getting to know each other better. I explained my inherent redneckism to Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. My accent worked its way back in sometime during the explanation. I’ll spare you the speech and just give the last two sentences. “so yeah, it’s not like ah’m the only one who shoots at them thieves, or jumps cars into lakes, or gets drunk and blows somethin’ up. Ah just do it better.” Then Rainbow Dash asked about something I completely forgot about. “So what’s your cutie mark look like?” Applejack seemed to remember my reaction earlier and tried to do it again. “Ya’ll heard her Jens, strip for us.”

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I still don’t know if she was trying to embarrass me, or get me and her friends wound up. But she accomplished both. My wings shot straight out, along with a certain other part of my body. After Applejack got off of me, laughing her pretty little ass off, I stripped. But I was on to her. I flexed every muscle I could, took my time so they would get the best look they could. All three of them started hooting and hollering and whistling. I admit it; I liked being their male stripper. Hell, who wouldn’t, some of the shit they said I will never repeat, but I still grin when I think about it. After that was done I got my first good look at it. Rebel flag with a bullet under it. Sweet. Rainbow Dash was the first to stop staring at it looking confused and spoke. “what does it mean?” I thought of the best way to put it. “That there is the official flag of the redneck, makes sense, considerin ah’m a crazy ass hayul-billie. (I spell it as I pronounce it) and the other thing is a bullet, ah’m guessin that’s got somethin to do with my skills with guns.” They all seemed satisfied, so I went to put my clothes back on, but before I could Pinkie Pie stopped me. “Wait, you should leave it off.” I just looked at her. “Why?” Pinkie Pie blushed. “You look... better without it.” I was border line on a heart attack from excitement. These ponies could kill me with words. “Pinkie Pie, are ya’ll hittin on me?” Applejack started glaring at Pinkie. “Pinkie Pie, why are ya’ll hittin on Jens. Ah already called him!” It was my turn to sound offended, I wasn’t. I was actually glad I heard that. It meant I had a chance with Applejack. “What do ya mean ‘called him’?” Applejack looked sorry. “Ah just... wanted ya’ll to... be mah... first, um... buck?” my eyes were as big as they could get. Rainbow Dash collapsed on her back laughing, And Pinkie Pie looked like she was about to. It took a few seconds before I could speak, and I couldn’t speak well. “ya mean... ya’ll want to... with me?...” she got the point. “Um... y-yeah ah do. Didn’t ya’ll get the hint when ah kissed ya?” Rainbow Dash suddenly stopped laughing and stood up. “Woah there AJ, you just met this guy. What are you thinking? He could be here to destroy Equestria or something.” Okay, now I was offended. “Hey, come on, sittin right here.” “Well, how do we know you aren’t?” I knew how to handle that. I walked over to Applejack, looked into her eyes, leaned in, and gave her a deep, long, passionate kiss. After about 10 or 15 seconds I broke the kiss and stared into her eyes again. “Applejack, we met six hours ago, and you still know me better than anyone else. Do you think I’m here to do bad things?” I really didn’t expect her answer. “yup.” I just stared at her. She was smiling. “ah expect ya’ll to do some really bad things.” I was about to speak when she continued. “ah expect ya’ll to do some really bad, evil, dirty things... with me.” Rainbow and Pinkie started shifting stares between me and Applejack. I lost control of my wings. POMF! All my mind was capable of doing was making every muscle in my body tense up. I stood there like a statue. Then returned to heart attack alert when Applejack finished. “And, if ya’ll are a good buck, and ya want to, ah’ll let ya go out with Pinkie Pie too. and” Pinkie almost broke the sound barrier on her way over to me, and probably almost broke a leg stopping. Then she kissed me. Nothing big, just a quick peck on the cheek. That was it. I remember starting to tip, but I was out before I hit the ground. They were probably laughing their asses off.

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When I woke up this time I jumped to my hooves. “Did ah just faint?” Everypony was still laughing. But Rainbow Dash had to rub it in more. “Wow, you are so easy to knock out.” “No fair, I got a sexy overdose.” They all stopped laughing. Then I was on my back again. I didn’t mind, because Applejack and Pinkie Pie had their faces millimetres away from mine. And they both made me almost explode with the looks. Just like that seductive Pinkie Pie look, only on purpose, and WAY sexier. Then they started rubbing my wings. I don’t think there are words to describe what that felt like, but I’ll try. Every single little movement of their hooves felt like an orgasm, and they were massaging my wings. They were only using one hoof but it could have been twenty, I didn’t care, I was in heaven, and they were barely doing anything. I don’t know how long they were doing that, but at some point my body completely relaxed and started moving involuntarily, my eyes crossed, and I started moaning. It was all I could do, and I couldn’t stop it. Nothing else existed but the three of us. Then, as if every god everywhere was smiling on me, I felt somepony kiss me, and I kissed back. But it didn’t taste like Applejack, and wasn’t as soft as I expected Pinkie Pie to be. Whoever it was, she tasted like skittles. Then my brain kicked into a gear I didn’t know it had. My eyes straightened out, my whole body went rigid again, and everything I thought I knew about happy was destroyed. It was Rainbow Dash who was kissing me. Of course my natural reaction was to make an ass of myself. I started crawling backwards as fast as I could, out from under them and headfirst into a tree. I was down again. Not out, just down. I couldn’t get up, but I could speak. “Are. You. Fucking. Serious!?” they all started giggling. Then Dash replied. “Well no, we just randomly start kissing and rubbing half-ponies we just met all the time.” Okay, that was kind of rude considering she probably made me give myself a concussion. “Alright, I appreciate that. You have no idea how much, but I have to ask, why?” Pinkie Pie jumped right into my face and told me. “Because, silly, you needed it.” I was confused beyond all belief. “So, the three of you gang-raped me because you think I needed it?” they started giggling again. After what just happened their giggles sounded sexier for some reason. “Are ya’ll sayin’ ya didn’t like it?” I was almost offended. “Of course I did. I mean, I REALLY did. But we just met, and where I come from you don’t just kiss someone you just met, much less gang-whatever-you-did them, and you most definitely don’t do that to a different species.” They all seemed to get my point, but Pinkie Pie is, as we all know, incredibly awesome at whatever it is she does. “Well, you look like a pony, walk like a pony, and talk like a pony. You react the same as any other Pegasus pony when you get your wings rubbed. No, you react better. You get all moany, and squirmy, and you get ditzy-doo eyes. (name confirmed) as far as we’re concerned, you are a pony.” I managed to stand up and looked her in those beautiful blue eyes. “You have no idea how honoured I am to hear that, you sexy little cotton-candy ball.” I have no idea where that came from. She tackled me again and started kissing me, hard. She tasted like cotton candy too? Sweet. I wrapped her in my hooves and wings and went to town. It didn’t take long before I was on top and was pinning her down, still tongue wrestling with her. Applejack and Rainbow Dash just had to kill the buzz I thought would never die by pulling me off of her. To put it simply, we were both pissed about that. But we had shit to do, And Applejack wanted to talk to me. She excused us and pulled me aside. “Jens, two things. First, ah know ya were tryin ta be nice when ya locked eyes with me, but it’s kind of scary, jus so ya know. (well shit) second, ya’ll seem to be takin’ a real shine to kissin’ us all of a sudden. What gives?” Might as well be honest. “Jackie, I have always wanted to, and to be honest I almost did when I first met ya, but I was nervous. You all seemed to like me, in more ways than one, so now I’m not so nervous.” She just stared at me “Alright, but why mah friends too?” “Well, you tell me first, why are you three so quick to start making sexual advances on me?” she looked embarrassed. “Well... um... it’s just... we read that letter, and we figured ya might need something ta make ya feel... better about givin’ up what ya gave up ta be here.” I was ecstatic, and I couldn’t believe my wings were staying down. I knew that wasn’t everything, but she gave a good answer so I wouldn’t push it. “Okay, I appreciate that, but if I did need something to feel better, it would be more than just gettin laid.” She looked almost confused, but not quite. “What do ya mean?” Easy answer. “Jackie, you read that letter. You know I’m here for life, so I want to enjoy myself. I want a girlfriend, or, if you’ll let me, girlfriends.” Now she looked confused. “What do ya mean if ah let ya?” Dammit, oh well. “I love you, Applejack, and I just realized I love Pinkie and Dash too, but I loved you first, for a long time. I arrived here on your farm, you were my first friend here, to be honest, you were the first girl I really ever kissed, you were the first girl I’ve seen... down there, I hope you will be my first girlfriend, I REALLY hope so, and I hope you will be my first... mare too. But whether you like it or not Applejack, I am your buck.” She looked as happy as I was. “Jens, if we didn’t have to go to sugarcube corner right away, ah would ride ya till the cows came home.” There go my wings again. POMF! “But yeah, ah will be your girlfriend, and ‘round here, ya say it marefriend.” Alright, my turn to do a tackle-kiss.

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I had her on the ground in less than a second. I planted my muzzle right on hers and started pushing. I was standing up, just because I didn’t want to pin her down, but I still pushed hard. She was quick to respond. And soon we were rolling around just like I was doing with Pinkie Pie. Pinkie and Dash started rubbing my wings again, my legs gave out, and I almost screamed, not because of what they were doing, but a certain part of me hit the ground at a very bad angle. (I did know I had a boner this time, it was there since the first wing-rub, and they are always around with a wingboner.) I toughed it out and kept kissing AJ. Besides, I had three big distractions from the pain. That kept on for a very short time when Rainbow Dash remembered something and stopped. Why does someone always have to kill my buzz? “Come on guys, we’re gonna be late if we don’t leave now.” I sighed and got up, then helped Applejack up. I put my clothes back on. There were protests but I really didn’t want a repeat of my dirt fucking accident. actually, the main reason was because I spent some of the night re-configuring my vest to hold some of my knives and a tomahawk instead of mags and grenades. I still had the glock and those mags, but I made it a point to get another vest set up for actual combat. This one would be more like a patrol vest with three edged weapons on it, (I like blades, sue me.) and I really wanted to see how comfortable it was. Soon enough we started walking. Applejack and I walked side by side. When we got on the road to town when Applejack decided she wanted to fuck with me a little bit more. “Hey, Jens.” She made a point of moving from my side to right in front of me. I was looking everywhere. It was all so cool. “yeah, Jackie?” I hoped she wouldn’t mind me calling her that in front of her partners-in-sexual-awesomeness. I looked at her, and froze again, eyes wide, tiny irises, about two feet behind her. She was bent over, ass in the air and tail up, and I could see everything again. POMF! There those go again, not that I cared. I don’t know what it is about ponies, but they are ultimate sexy. Especially these three. Then she dropped her tail, stood up, and walked off. “Jus so ya remember ya’ll are MY buck. An ya can go after Pinkie an Dash after we have a private night, as in, just the two of us.” I somehow regained control of my body and kept walking, grinning like an idiot. The rest of the walk was spent on random questions from everyone, mostly though about what Applejack was talking about.

Note: this isn’t going to be a suggestive stuff only fic; I plan on having a chapter or two that is just clopping, and one that is graphic gore filled combat. I will try to make it so you can skip them and not get lost in the rest of the story. Just so ya know.