My Little Pony: Abnormal

I left the clifftop I was on and headed down into Ponyville. New town, new life was my thought at the time. I'm a Pegasus Stallion from far away from here. I came here to start anew. To try and be the one thing I know I'm not, which is to be normal.

And right now, I plan on doing my part not to have my secret revealed. I headed into town and was immedietly tackled from behind by a Pegasus mare.

"Oops. Sorry about that." The mare said. She had a cyan coat, but had a rainbow mane and tail. "Are you hurt?" She asked.

"I'm fine. Trust me, I am." I said, effortlessly standing up.

"Dang your strong." She said. I felt like I was about to sweat. "In fact, is that pure muscle I feel on you? Because I think it is." The cyan mare added. And just like that, I felt relieved.

"Believe it or not, I've never had to work out my entire life. What could I say except the fact that I'm lucky?" I asked. Lucky in the fact that I was born Abnormal. I added in my head.

"Lucky is right. If that's all natural, I can't wait to see how you fly." The mare said.

"Maybe some other time. I just got here." I said. Suddenly this Pink Pony showed up.

"NEW PONY ALERT!" The Pink Pony said and ran off.

"What the actual fuck did I just bear witness to?" I asked.

"Did...did you just swear?" The cyan pegasus asked.

"Do ponies not swear around here? Sorry, I'm from very, very far away. I'm not even from Equestria. I flew here on my own to start a new life. And of my own power." I said. That was the truth after all.

"How far away are we talking about? Because it has to be pretty bucking far away for you to be using actual swear words instead of the normal kind we're used to hearing around here." Rainbow Dash said.

"Further away than even where that forest I flew over on the way over here was." I answered. The Mare's jaw dropped

"You flew over the Everfree Forest?! And you're in one piece?! How in Equestria did you manage THAT?!" She exclaimed.

"Like I said, I got lucky." I said simply. Again, it was the truth.

"Wow. What were you, born under a lucky star or something?" She asked.

"I don't think so?" I said, unsure. "I honestly have no idea." I added.

"Well all the same, I think you're a cool guy to hang out with. My name's Rainbow Dash. It's a pleasure to meet you." The Cyan Mare said.

"You...actually think I'm cool?" I asked.

"Yeah. I'd love to hang out with you more later." Rainbow Dash said. I couldn't help but smile.

"Sure. I would prefer it if you called me Rob." I responded.

"Rob huh? Your name's cool. I'll let you get settled in here, then come find you. My friend Pinkie Pie will let me know where I can find you." Rainbow Dash set and sped off. I had to blink She was pretty much on my level of fast. Which struck me as odd. Well for now, I best get going and find a place. I easily found a place in town in the middle and then made some rounds.

That's when in addition to Rainbow Dash, I met Applejack the farmer, Fluttershy an animal caretaker, and Rarity a fashion designer. Though when I got back home, I was surprised by a mare named Pinkie Pie. Apparently, she's Ponyville's premier party planner. The consensus I got from everyone at that party she threw together out of nowhere on me was that she is random as heck. And so far, I agree with that sentiment.

Three weeks have passed since those days. Me and all five of those mares enjoy time every now and again as friends. For the first time in my life, I could be normal and enjoy it. I've grown especially close with Rainbow Dash whose enjoyed the fact that I do fly and do pace myself to make sure my endurance lasts.

But little did I know that tomorrow, there would enter a sixth mare, one who would cause me to reveal my secret. A secret I've been keeping underwraps on purpose in order to be normal. Even now, I worry that somehow, someway, I'll be forced to reveal my greatest secret. And then it'll be just like home all over again.

Because the fact of the matter is, even if I act normal, I'm not normal in the slightest. I'm Abnormal.