Only Friend

You held the distraught mare in your arms, her whole body shook erratically. You performed your own form of nuzzling as she had previously done for you. You were quite sure it probably wasn't as good as hers, but you were going to at least make an attempt, you owed her that much. The mare wept quietly as her tears soaked your t-shirt while her head was buried into your shoulder.

For quite some time, you merely held the upset mare, and simply said nothing. You comforted her in her time of grief. You nuzzled her non-stop to try to cheer her up. After what seemed like hours, she eventually lifted her head and turned to look up at you. Your heart sank at the sight of her badly bloodshot, beautiful blue eyes.

“Th-thank you, m-my friend,” she said in a low voice, her lower lip quivered as she spoke.

“You’re welcome, Pinkie,” you said softly, leaning in to kiss her forehead. The mare blushed profusely from this kiss and her eyes widen in shock. “Sorry,” you said nervously, before giving her a sheepish smile.

She merely responded by kissing your forehead back. That told you all you needed to know. You smiled at her. “You are very forgiving Pinkie.”

“Of course. You are one of the few ponies—, I mean creatures I can talk to without hearing Celestia’s creepy whispering voice.”

“Yeah, that must not be nice.”

“Indeed. I also can forgive your silly boners. It’s only natural,” there came a flash, and slowly, you opened your eyes. You could see Pinkie’s blue eyes glowing in the dark before you from under the blanket. You felt your hard morning wood pressing against her soft and warm rump. Your underwear was the only thing preventing you from outright touching it. “Your little Anony likes me it seems.”

“I-I—ummmm.”

Pinkie simply giggled. “Hehe! Don't worry, you're a stallion… or errr human stallion, I'm a mare, it's only natural with all this physical contact,” giggled Pinkie, as she gave you a really bizarre version of the 'birds and the bees'. "But don't worry, we can do that later," she said with a wink. “If-you-are-up-for-it! Of course!” she quickly added with a raised voice.

“Thanks, Pinkie.” your belly growled. “Incidentally, do you got any food?”

The mare hopped out of the bed. You shivered, without Pinkie’s warmth, you could feel the icy hand of winter beginning to creep in. “Hehe! Looks like somehuman is hungry. I’ll go gather some berries. You stay here. I won’t be long.”

You watched Pinkie Pie leave, trotting away. The cave was quite dark, but not pitch black. It clearly was morning, you could see the sun’s rays shining through some small cracks in the ceiling. You shivered as the icy hand of winter touched your face. With great speed, you dropped your head back under the blanket, You missed her already. You dared not get out of this bed. It was the only thing keeping the cold touch of winter at bay, but even then, it wasn’t doing very much without Pinkie’s warm and soft body.

Not to mention her lovely plump rump…

“Goddamn! Pinkie is sexy,” you blurted out.

You are Pinkie Pie. You trotted out of the cave with haste. You didn’t want to be gone for too long. Your new human friend needed you to keep him alive. The forest from outside was blanketed in a thick layer of snow. It looked beautiful. You could hear birds singing at this time early in the morning.

However, you could not enjoy this winter wonderland for very long, for you felt your tail twitch, detecting danger. Quickly, you leaped into some bushes just outside the cave. Now safely hidden within the bushes you could see Rainbow Dash flying overhead. Your heart sank at the sight.

‘Oh Rainbow, if only you were not taken like the rest,’ came your thoughts.

Following behind her, you could see a dozen other pegasi trailing after her. “Keep up, you slowpokes!” Rainbow yelled back at them. “We need to find the human and Pinkie! Search the entire forest if you have to.”

You waited until they left, before jumping out of the bush. Then with great speed, you trotted through the dense forest. Your hooves silently moved on the forest floor, you wanted to be quiet. Being Pinkie Pie, you could do things that a normal Earth Pony, or even a magical unicorn for that matter could not do. In fact, your hooves weren't even touching the ground. Your hooves floated above ground by about an inch, so they did not even leave a hoof print in the snow. You didn't want anypony to track you. If they could track your hoof prints in the snow, your human friend could have been in danger. Thankfully, that wasn’t the case.

To further enhance your stealth, you pulled out a bag of flour out of your ‘mane’, and subsequently threw said bag of white flour over yourself. This helped camouflage yourself in the snow. Most of your body was now white with flour. It seemingly stuck to you like glue. Your entire body was now stark white. Being bright pink in the snow was a bad idea.

You soon came across a series of bushes with large red grapes about the size of Applejack’s apples. You grabbed at least a dozen of the grapes and stuffed them into the ‘place’ where you kept your party cannon and other things, which was located within your mane, or sometimes your ass. Yes, you are Pinkie Pie, you can literally pull things out of your ass if you needed them. Twilight liked to call it your ‘Pocket Dimensional Bag’. You on the other hoof just called it your ‘Party Bag’.

You then span around in a circle as if you were a swirling pink tornado, which helped you quickly look over the area to see if you missed something. You gasped when you saw a series of white mushrooms upon a dead oak tree stump. You rushed forward and reached your front right hoof down to grab them. Just when you were about to touch them, you felt your tail twitch in a warning.

“Poison mushrooms. Better leave them,” you said quietly.

You contemplated sneaking into town to get more food for your friend. But it seemed too risky. Your safest bet would be visiting Zecora. Still, you were worried, you were gone for too long. You needed to get back to your human friend, he was probably freezing by now.

As you made your way back you spotted a strange fluffy little white rabbit. It seemed to have a strange set of green eyes that looked oddly familiar. But you could not quite put your hoof on it. Before you had a chance to have a good look at it, the rabbit screamed in fear, before it went rushing into a nearby burrow into safety. You had no idea why it was so frightened of you, you would never harm a cute little rabbit. What was even more strange, rabbits never ran away from you before in your life.

You shrugged, and moved on, thinking nothing of it.

Just when you were about to enter the cave, you shook off the white flour off your body. The flour rather than fall to the ground floated in mid-air. You then magically directed said ‘flour’ back into your invisible ‘Party Bag’ in your mane. Your body was now back to being pink in colour. You giggled with a hoof over your mouth, Twilight would always be confused when you did something like that. The look on her face was funny.

Then you found yourself becoming a little sad, your ears folded back in sadness. Twilight was no longer Twilight anymore. She was something else entirely. You shook your head and remained focused, your new friend needed you right now.

You shivered, the coldness of winter was biting into you. The blanket Pinkie provided you gave you inadequate protection from the elements. You could hear the howling of the wind from outside, along with the dripping of water from the ceiling. You kicked your legs wildly back and forth and gyrated your arms up and down your torso to try to generate heat. But it was no use. Without Pinkie Pie to keep you warm, you were in big trouble.

Fortunately, soon you heard the sound of clopping hooves. You lifted your head up from the blanket, the coldness immediately hit you. You shivered before you lowered your head back under the blankets. You could hear Pinkie giggle before she clambered her body under the blankets. Her soft hooves came to touch your shoulders and she laid her rump to rest directly on your crotch.

You sighed in relief as her soothing warmth bombarded your cold form. The coldness of winter soon came a distant memory. You soon found yourself sprouting a massive erection, which came to poke Pinkie Pie’s lovely plump rump, this made the mare giggle happily. On a side note, your penis seemed to have gotten larger than normal. If this was another Equestria, it would be a wish-fulfillment porn dream come true. But it wasn’t, it was some fucked up version of Equestria, where ponies committed mass genocide on all non-ponies sapients and wanted to kill you for simply being a human.

“Hehe! Hello down there, little Anony. You’ve gotten much bigger I see,” she said in a hot breathy voice.

You opened your mouth to speak, but you decided to say nothing, thus, you closed your mouth again. Even if she was clearly flirting with you, this was not the time and place to start randomly having sex even if you had a much larger cock. Still, you were happy to know Pinkie Pie seemed rather eager for sex.

Pinkie Pie then seemingly pulled out a large red berry out of the ether, she then brought it to your lips. Without a word, you took a bite out of the berry. You moaned at the sweetness of the fruit touching your lips. It tasted like an extra-large strawberry.

“That should do for breakfast. But you certainly will need a second breakfast after this. We need to go to Zecora. She will have much more food than I have.”

“How can I get there without freezing to death?” you inquired.

“Well, I have some ideas. One, I could perhaps stuff you in my Party Bag where I keep my Party Cannon. Or I could visit Zecora and see if she can help me with getting you to her hut safely.”

“Visit Zecora, that sounds like a better option.”

“Yeah, my Party Bag is quite dangerous to be inside. I keep lots of crazy things in here.”

You weren't going to even ask what Pinkie Pie kept in there. She was Pinkie Pie, after all.

“Before you go, Pinkie. How do you know about humans?”

“Well, everypony knows about Megan Williams. The human woman who sacrificed herself to save the world long ago. Her sacrifice created the Elements of Harmony when she used the Rainbow of Light to defeat Lord Tirek. Everypony is taught about her in school. Many books have been written about her life. There is even… or was a statue of her in Canterlot. Before Celestia smashed it into smithereens.”

“Megan,” you simply said quietly. “Does this mean, I as a human could wield the Elements of Harmony?”

Pinkie simply shrugged her shoulders. “Maybe. But first, we need to get our hooves on them.”

Pinkie jumped out of the bed, and with a blur of motion, she threw a bag of flour over herself, coating herself stark white, followed by tossing a second blanket on top of you. The extra blanket helped safeguard you from the cold hand of winter from touching you.

“Hehe! Oh, silly me! I forgot I had a second blanket in my Party Bag,” she said while giggling with a hoof over her mouth, before she spoke in a stern voice. “You stay here, and keep out of sight, and be safe. I’ll head over to Zecora to see if she can help us.”

You simply nodded, before dropping your head back under the two blankets to protect yourself from the cold.