Ever wondered what My Little Pony would be like if it was set inside the political jungle that is the British Government? No? Well, too bad cause I’m making one anyways. Twilight had just been appointed as the new (and entirely fictional) Minister of Cooperation and Ministerial Affairs serving under the cabinet of the Right Honorable Prime Minister Celestia. She is also accompanied by her trusted senior adviser, Spike , and (not so) trusted but mighty practical junior adviser, Pinkie Pie, along with Communications Officer Applejack who always seems to know everything and nothing about what goes on in the office at the same time. And they are all kept on leash under the vengeful eye of the incredibly sardonic and foul-mouthed Director of Communications, Rainbow Dash. There will be swears and there will be (metaphorical) blood. Will Twilight be able to survive her time on the cabinet as minister? What perilous political problems will our protagonist face? Why did I even bother to make this story and more importantly why are you still reading this? The answer? Cheesecake. Not to be taken seriously (like at all).