I honestly never thought I'd see this day... Rob Snowden thought to himself. Standing across from the justice hero was a man whose face and head was very unshaven; it looked like the man had not shaved or had a haircut in literal years. I honestly didn't think I'd ever come into this kind of position... Rob continued to think to himself. And to think, five days ago, I wasn't in this most ironic of situations. The hero continued thinking to himself.

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Rob Snowden: The Draconian Truth

Dawn of the first day, one hundred and twenty hours before the opening...

Time seems to reverse a large amount as we open up after Rob Snowden gives his daughter the U.M.D.; the User Morphing Device; and starts heading out to track down Slade once more. However, the Justice Hero is interrupted by a call from The Mole.

"Rob, we've got a situation; Karisha, that Kobold formally known as The Manipulator, wants to speak with you." The Mole told Rob.

"Looks like Slade will have to wait. This requires my full attention." Rob said and headed back.

Rob found Karisha waiting for him at the chosen destination where the kobold girl was waiting for him.

"So you came after all. Took you long enough." Karisha said.

"What is that you even want right now?" Rob asked.

"I heard about Laathind and how he was using the name Dr. Dalfino. Seems just like a Draconian..." Karisha said.

"Don't you mean Dragon?" Rob asked.

"Oh right, you wouldn't know. Amongst all of dragon kin, none were more ferocias nor as powerful as the breed Kobolds like myself know as The Draconians." Karisha said.

"Pretty sure Dragons here in Rob's planet earth don't exist." The Mole commented.

"Try telling that to your boss; after all, I saw his browser history, and I know he saw that national geography video about dragons." Karisha said.

"Right, that video..." Rob noted. He vaguely remembered watching the video a few years ago.

"Whoa whoa whoa, Dragons do exist on this planet earth?!" The Mole exlaimed.

"They used to exist at least; pratically all who aren't Laathind have died off." Rob said. "That's what I remember from the video anyways. The video also said they were hunted down because they were feared." He added. "That's all I can remember though." The justice hero concluded.

"But then, that means all those myths this earth has about dragons...you mean those were steeped in facts?!" The Mole exclaimed.

"You're catching on. That's good. It seems Laathind is searching for the final book of Draconian lore." Karisha said.

"You mean that strange book some of the JHF's mutant soldiers found hidden away? We've got all thirteen of the books at the Mutant Hanger right now." The Mole said.

"But Laathind is not going to let that stop him. He wants that book. But I want him captured and taken out. For what the Draconians did to all Kobolds, this is personal." Karisha said.

"What do you mean? What exactly did the Draconian Dragons do exactly?" Rob asked.

"I suppose now's the perfect time to let you know, I'm not just some random Kobold..." Karisha said. "In fact, I'm the last of my kind." She added.

"The last of your kind? What's that supposed to mean?" The Mole asked.

"IT MEANS I'M THE LAST LIVING KOBOLD YOU DOOFUS!" Karisha yelled.

"...Glad to see that part of you hasn't changed much." Rob said.

"I came to you guys because I know you can help me take him down. For what Laathind and his kind have done to mine, I want to see Laathind contained permanently at all costs. He is after all, the last of the Draconians. So, it's only fair that the last Kobold captures the last Draconian." Karisha said.

"Wait a second, your hatred of Dragons...you mean to tell me that was because the Draconians killed the other Kobolds?" Rob asked.

"Don't try and persuade me from not helping. You'd be one to talk considering you keep constantly chasing Slade Johnson." Karisha said. Rob glared at the female Kobold. "...Okay yeah low blow, I'll admit that." Karisha admitted.

"I'll let you assist on one condition: You follow my lead." Rob said.

"Fair enough. I just wish I knew how to translate those stupid journals. Their written in Dragon Tongue and I forget every single last detail of it." Karisha noted.

"Deca could probably translate them." Rob noted. "Mole, bring those journals to me for Deca to translate. Maybe we can find a weakness we can exploit to capture Laathind, AKA Dr. Dalfino." He added.

"Whoa, back up a second there, hate to bring this up on you now, but you should also know, Laathind is no Dr. Dalfino. Believe or not, there used to be a scientist by that name who was close to proving Dragons did exist here on your earth." Karisha said.

"Really? What happened to him then if he hasn't stepped forward claiming to be the real Dr. Dalfino by this point." Rob asked.

"Oh that's an easy question to answer: The dude died shortly after that National Geography video was filmed and put out there into the world. In other words, the real and actual Dr. Dalfino is dead. Which is why it was so easy for Laathind to get away with using that name in the fucking first place. LIKE DUH!" Karisha said.

"Great...guess I can add idenity theft to the list of charges Dalfino has. There's only really one jail that can hold him, and that's the IPF's Jail. I don't think there's really another jail that could hold that dragon." Rob said.

"You think they'd accept Laathind into said jail?" The Mole asked.

"Considering Laathind is guilty of identity theft on top of causing an interdimensional anomaly; the only one of his kind left alive to charge with excessive murder and near extinction of a species; and for how I plan to catch him, theft of an ancient relic; pretty sure the IPF will have to jail him." Rob said.

"Wait, what's that last part? Theft of an Ancient Relic?" Karisha asked.

"Simple. I'm going to plan a sting to capture Laathind once and for all. And it will happen tomorrow night." Rob said.

"That...might actually work." Karisha said.

Meanwhile elsewhere, a man tossed a car across the road.

"What did the man in the car say to the person with the wild apperence?" The mysterious man said, his voice completely horse. "He said that is one wild man. And he wouldn't be too far from the truth... The mysterious person said to the driver of the car.

Author's Note

For those wondering about the video mentioned in the story, I can confirm that yes, I did watch said video in real life as it does in fact exist in real life. The problem right now is, I forget what the exact title of the video was. But I know for a fact the video exists. And considering the things I've heard about National Geography; they wouldn't have made such a video if there wasn't truth to it.
And yeah, The Wildman's text being the smallest possible size is being done on purpose to show that this villain's voice is as horse as one can be and still have a voice.