'Ello mate. I'm a professional. A professional with standards, just like other professionals. Although I'm different. I'm a Professional Professional. Anyway, enough of that, onto the real stuff.

My name is Mundy, but call me The Sniper. I'm about to tell you all about a town, a country.... heck, it could even have been a planet!

All I know is I wasn't wearing Pyrovision Goggles, I wasn't insane, and the population was made up of PONIES. TALKING PONIES. AND MYTHICAL CREATURES.

And by the way, I'm not lying. There was your old run-of-the-mill ponies, but then there was unicorns and pegasus everywhere, and I saw 2 unicorn pegasus things, too.

Anyway, enough with the chit chat, onto what happened.