After our favourite fluffy pink baker buys a pack of premium sugar for a super special party for her friends, she gets a lot more than she bargains for. Join Pinkie Pie and her new bestest friend Smokey as they try to save her friends from an anti-princess flower garden, a sarcastic green brick, a bunch of carnivorous clouds and an incredibly crude sewing machine.

~~ Not a Clop fic! Tagged for mature due to crude language and Drug usage and references, if you don't like don't read. ~~
~~ This is a re-write because the first draft was crap. ~~