
Pray Tell: Who Inscribed All These Bollocks Upon The Walls?
Somepony's been drawing willies on the walls of Canterlot Castle for almost a thousand years. I'm going to give you exactly one guess as to who that could be.
For as long as royal residences have existed in Equestria, somepony has been putting wieners on the walls when everypony else isn't looking. Who could it be? I mean, considering that it's been going on for a thousand years, it's probably Celestia. But who could it be?
Really dumb comedy. Alternatively, it's a heartwarming story about sisters doing what they love best.
Despite the rating, this isn't smut; it's just rated as mature because I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to say the word testes with a T rating.


2733 words: Estimated 14 minutes to read
1 Chapter:
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