Chapters Barry Steakfries in My Little Pony
Chapter 1 the power of Brains
The world is not normal, it’s usual not. Many things happen and always the law has some problems to deal with. Crooks, monster and also a legion full of evil geniuses. Who can stop them “Why me of course!” The wall was then broke down by a man and a robot dog as they pose “hello mates names Barry, Barry Steakfries! And this is my buddy Flash oh also this is my friends Craig” he said pointing at the hazmat man trying to walk carefully.
Ah mister Steakfries one of earths mighty hero, he has done many thing but it all started with an ordinary man who finds a Jetpack with two built in machine guns “NOPE boring here let me!” He grabs- hey hey!
Find a Jetpack and goes on a superhero streak and finds all kinds of thing like a robot bird that shoots money out of its behind, and a fire breathing dragon, and and fights all kinds of monster and then ZOMBIES and time travel and-
Give me that! Now that’s over. This is a story on how Barry Steakfries lost, Craig puts a hand in his helmet and Flash whines a bit, Barry Steakfries gasped “whaaat no way! I have never lost!” Well if you go back to your spot I’ll explain on what happens. Barry walks to the side and thinks, he then snaps his fingers and looks back “all right I’ll follow along but if I live in this story I will be the writer for the end chapter!” He said.
Hmmm… fine but you must follow your part in this story okay? Barry spits on his hands and offers it “you got a deal mate!” He said. Now the bet is going we can now start the book places everyone, everyone hops back in the hole, And let’s begin!
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Jetpack joyride x My little pony
Chapter 1 the power of Brains
Ahh what a fine day here a Steakfries HQ the day has been not that bad and the weather was not to hot or too cold, but when it comes with normal days it means no villain butt kicking. Barry sits on his couch and looks at the television seeing one of his shows, he sits back and groaned clearly board “man I’m board” Barry said sliding on the ground off his couch, Flash whines and walks over to Barry and lays down next to him.
“Oh Flash what can we do?… wait maybe we can go to the lab and-“ Craig walks in and sits on the couch “the lab is close on Saturdays” he said making Barry whine “why me…” maybe I can go to the store and by a new suit” he said
“You can’t do that either, they kicked you out like you did on the back to the future movie” Craig said making Barry frown and look back at him
“Hey that movie would have worked for me they just not like how I did my role” he said until he flops his face on the ground. He then rolls over “I just wish something could happen” he said
“I just made something happen!” Professor Brains said picking up a huge gun, he looks back at his colleagues and smiles and adjusted his glasses “this will cure all of our problems!” He said showing the gun “I call it uhh the Steakfries anti remover! It can get rid of all of Barry’s work” Brains said putting the gun on the table, he looks at his teammates who nod and look at each other “does it work?” One of them said
Brains laughs “of course! all of my gadgets work” he said turning a few switches, he then aims it at the air “all what I need to do is to have Barry be close and then POOF him and his stupid dog will be gone” he said as he begins to laugh “but how can I get him in one spot?” Brain said thinking on something until he gets a idea “we need to make some destruction! Barry loves the action” Brian said hopping off his seat flopping on the ground, getting up he dusts himself and walks out the door, he then looks around and sees all of his pet mutants and his bombs… or that old lady “ah ha! Robbery” Brain then laughs as he runs out the door and begins to threaten a women.
Back at HQ Barry looks at his phone and sees it blinking, making him smile but then frown to see crime level one a robbery. “Oh well better than nothing Craig! Get me my Jetpack” Barry said as he sees Craig walk to the closet and pulls it out “here” he said as Barry has a straight face “it will need a more epic entrance but it’s criminal butt kicking time” and then he jumps up And begins to lift off with Flash jumping on his back.
Craig shrugged and walks out the door to the car, Barry looks around the area until he sees his arch nemesis professor Brains, he flys down and stops right in front of the professor “stealing money? I thought you were a rich sad and lonely man” he said landing on the ground. Flash growls and barks until Barry stops him “you will never stop me Steakfries! Not with my new invention- GAA” he was interrupted by a punch in the face, Barry catches the gun and looks at it and whistles “wow what a beautiful gun oh is it a laser gun?” He said looking more at it and back at the professor “why yes it is” Brains said. Soon Craig drives up and looks at Barry and sees his boss Brian’s laughing a bit, Barry looks back and smiles “OI Craig look at this laser gun” Barry said as he pulls the trigger.
Soon the “laser gun” fires but stops in the middle and goes back and hits Barry making him drop the gun and fall on his knee, soon lightning hits Flash and Craig as they all scream before they both disappeared “NO!” Barry shouts grunting trying to get up. Brains gets up and grabs the gun and laughs “fool you just love to mess with my stuff huh? Well I guess this is the end for you Barry Steakfries! So long loser” Brains said as he shoots another beam at Barry.
Soon a lighting bolt his Barry and he soon finds himself no longer where he was, it was all purple and bolts of purple lighting were everywhere “whoa uhh” he grunts a stumbles wondering on what is happening until everything goes dark.
To be continued?
Author's Note
It been a while but hey I’m back with my first new book, enjoy!
Barry Steakfries in My Little Pony
Chapter 2 A Barry bad problem
As the young adult man opens his eyes he looks around to see that he is in some kind of worm hole, but not like the ones he has been in, he yelps as he tries to keep his balance and see what is going on, but most of all what has happened to his friends. Once he got his balance he looks around and sees all kinds of portals but they seem to be covered in some strange grid, all except for the one portal in front of Barry “well here we-” not even finishing he was pushed into the portal and starts to scream as he was entering the portal.
As he goes in he sees a forest until he realised he was about to crash, he tries to stop but it was too late as he was face first crashed right into a tree knocking him out, but before he mutters his friends names before he passed out.
Little does the man know he was luck to know that both Craig and Flash we're here, but separated from each other. But there is something out there, this dimension is just another problem, creatures, monsters lurk in that forest and they are always hungry best of luck for them.
Chapter 2 a Barry bad problem
But there could be luck too, since there are others here too but friendly... You'll see. Barry groaned as he gets up and rubs his head “oh that was worst then a missile hitting me in the face” he said getting up, he checked himself see if there is anything missing other than his trusty shotgun he was green with a bit of yellow since he first not knowing where he is at. He looks around the forest and begins to call for his pals... “Great just perfect!” he said putting a and on his face ‘this day sucks I lost for the first time and now I'm in a different world and lost my buddies’ he thinks as he walks around back and forth “okay I could walk and see if there are any cities or towns near by possibly get help and find my pals” he claps his hands and grabs his jetpack and takes off.
He looks around and can't really see a town but he can see some old looking stone castle, and it looks like there is something there “neat” Barry said smiling as he flies over to the castle. Landing he sees nothing there nothing but this old ruin, and sound of some wolves begin to Howl as the day was beginning to turn into night.
As night falls Barry throws some wood into the fire and sighs hoping his friends are okay and hope home is okay “oh I'm going to kick that professors butt once I'm back home!” he said before he can hear some talking, looking around Seeing nothing for a moment before he hears the talking more closer, so quickly thinking Barry grabs his pack and hides behind a wall and waits...
“I’m telling you there is nothing out here”
“Oh really? So your saying the Princess is wrong? There is no strange meteorite crashing near by the old castle?”
It sounds like two men walking around the place was interesting ‘they must be looking for me?’ Barry thinks and continues to listen.
“Hmm it looks like somepony was making a camp in the old castle”
“Why would they? Town is not to far away”
Barry takes a quick look to see who these guys are, but what he was expecting was thrown in the trash as he sees… ponies? ‘What kind of dream is this?’ He thinks before he slipped off guard and the two ponies look where the sound was at.
“What was that?”
“Go left I’ll go right”
Barry then hears the sounds of hooves step closer, he needed to act fast but just as he sees the ponies face he dashed into the woods, he could hear the ponies yell to the other and soon he can hear them chasing after him. Now would be a good time to fly out of here so he grabs his Jetpack and pressed the buttons and takes off, he laughs as he begins to fly away, but that was soon over when he saw one ponies begins to fly after him.
“Oh no!” Barry said lookin g forward and flies faster, now it’s i high speed chase and the two are flying around the forest like crazy and Barry knew if he wasn’t more ammo he can’t fly so he needed to end this now, quickly stopping he he turns and looks to see the pony flying in. He holds his fist out and begins to shout “super BARRY PUNCH!!!” He shouts throwing his fist right into the chest armor of the pony, a loud “cling” and soon his fingers were broken “OW!!! Man that hurt! What is that… Golden armor!?” Soon and unexpected kick in the face flings the man into the ground, he groans and tries to get up “I’m… unstoppable… uh… I can’t…” and soon the man past out.
“What is that thing?”
“Well what ever it is the princess will need to see it. Put it in shackles”
The guard nods and trots over to Barry and pulls out cuffs and binds his arms and then picks him up with some kind of power and they both make way to the castle on the mountain.
Barry grumbled as he wake up from the stone cold ground “what the...” he looks around the area and sees that he sits in a cell alone with his jetpack off of his back “oh great!” he muttered looking down at the ground. Soon the doors open and the two guards trot in the cell and stands in front of the man “the Princess is ready for you” they said picking up the cuffs forcing Barry up “uh who is-” the guard then shoved Barry forward making him move out of the cell and soon out of the prison. He looks back at the other guard who hold his stuff who grunts trying to keep it on his back “OI you better not drop it or you’ll be sorry” he said making the guard frown before the other pushes him again.
They then enter a strange looking throne room, it’s filled with nothing but colorful window and all types of guards. Barry was then on his knees as he looks up at the empty throne. Soon the guards next to Barry then bow down as a very tall pony walks in and sits down on the throne looking down at Barry.
“Guards! What is this that stands in front of me in cuffs?” She said in a questioning tone “your highness this thing was found out side the old castle, it tried to run and fight one of the guards” the guard said, the tall pony nods and continues looking at Barry “can it speak?” She said until Barry groans
“Okay okay, look here “princess” I’ve had a very long LONG! Day”
“silence” the princess said
She gets up and trots down the stairs and looks more closer to man, she then pokes her horn at Barry head and begins to see his past. Barry suddenly gets the whole thing of déjà vu as he feels his old memories be messed with, the first time he saw the Jetpack, to him runny down long paths killing zombies to time traveling. And then now with him getting teleported to this world, and soon he was back in the throne room with the princess looking at him with horror.
“Who are you?” She said
Barry gets up and walks up to the tall pony “me? I’m Barry Steakfries! I’m the hero in story and I’m here to find my friends Craig and Flash!” He said
“Craig The scientist and Flash the golem pet?” The princess said making Barry stop “wait what?”
“Well why didn’t you say so. Guards let him free and give him his property” she said
Barry adjusted his wrist and and picks up his pack and looks at the princess “forgive me mister Steakfries my name is princess Celestia ruler of the lands, I did not know you were friends with Craig” speaking about Craig, both the scientists and dog corn walking out, Flash jumps into Barry arms and licks his face over and over until Craig walks up
“Hello Barry”
“Guys! Are you okay? I was worried after what happens and-“
“It’s okay Barry but I do have some bad news”
“What?”
“We are in a different dimension”
To be continued
Barry Steakfries in My Little Pony
Chapter 3 the what's and the who?
Barry looks at the hazmat like he was crazy, but then again he has done some time travel before so I guess it's fine “okay how is the getting home part going?” Barry asked making Craig cross his arms “Barry do you know how long we've been here?” Craig said making Barry raise a brow “uh a day I think” he said making the hazmat shake his head
“Nope you have been here for a day, me and Flash have been here for two weeks” Craig said
Barry looked on with disbelief “two weeks!? But that can't be true I saw you guys get hit by the lighting thing and disintegrated and then I was-” Flash jumps on Barry back making him stop and looks up at the dog before he just sighed “okay so what is going on? How long do we need to wait to go home?” Barry asked
“My calculations would say at least a couple of years” Craig Said making Barry shocked “that long!? But Brains he is going to take over and we are not there to stop him… what do we do?” Barry asked
“We need to build a dimensional weapon with the most strongest metal on the whole planet and that’s going to take time. Princess Celestia has welcomed both me and Flash to equestria so we got this world to help us get out of here” Craig said making Barry fall down on the ground board, he then looks at the tall pony Celestia “so what happens now?” Barry asked getting back up.
“Well the princess is haveing some kind of celebration at a town called Ponyville a star student of hers is going to pick us up” Craig said
“Yes my student Twilight is coming here to get you three all settled up, mister Steakfries welcome to equestria” Celestia said in a kind warmed voice, Craig and Flash bow before Barry does it too and then both Craig and Flash take Barry into the rooms where the two have been staying in for the past two weeks.
A guard walks up to the princess and muttered “you think we can trust him?” Only for the princess to nod “I’ve seen what he has done… he will be fine” she said making the guard nod and walks back to his spot.
Chapter 3 the what's and the who's?
As they enter into the rooms Barry looks around and takes a minute “we trapped in a world with nothing but horses” he said
“Well not horses but ponies, I have already seen all of the biology books about the kind and the history, they have had some time after some kind of war, it’s been thousands of years of peace” Craig said grabbing a bag before he walks up to Barry and then walk out the door as they wait for there ride.
Waving goodbye to there new friend they wait outside to wait for some guards to escort them to a hot air balloon to come and pick them up but the first thing is to meet this Twilight sparkle Celestia’s star student. Barry looks over to Craig and asked “so who us this uh Sparkle?”
“Her? oh well she is the top student for the princess, I think she loves to do nothing but read and study her magic” Craig said putting his case down and sits on it before he pulls out a book, Barry groans and looks over to see a purple Pony walk up. She looks at the two before she speaks “are you the humans?” she asked and both Barry and Criag nod
“Well hello my name is Twilight sparkle it's so nice to meet both of you” Twilight said. Barry smiles and walks up and offers a hand shake, she looks at the hand and at him like he was trying to do- ‘oh right’ he then puts his hand down “its nice to see you to miss sparkle” he said adjusting his jetpack.
“And good evening to you to mis Sparkle” Craig said picking up his case.
“Well follow me lets make are way to the town then” she said turning and walk the same way back to her balloon. Craig walks up next to her and adjusts his grip on his suitcase “so uh what is this celebration I hear about? Do you know of it?” Craig asked
“Well the celebration is very special mister?”
“Criag”
“Right well I can explain everything on are way”
Barry frowns and groans a bit as Flash jumps on his back as they both enter in the balloon and begin to make there way to the town. Barry looks out to see the castle shrink as they leave, feeling something behind him he looks down and sees a tiny lizard looking up at him “uh Sparkle I think there is a lizard on board” he said making Twilight look down and gasp and helps the purple thing up “Spike I'm sorry I got distracted by are new friends are you okay?”
The thing named Spike blinks before he looks at the pony “uh what are they? And why are they in the balloon?” he asked making Twilight roll her eyes before she points a hoof at them “they are the humans that Celestia wanted us to pick up” and the lizard makes a oh expression “sorry this is Spike the dragon he is my brother” she smiled nervously
Barry gasped and see now so he for him to be a dragon but the pony to be his sister? “Man you must have one mother” Flash bumps Barrys head making him stop and apologize, Craig then walks up next to the purple pony and begins to talk about this celebration.
Barry groans and sits and waits and wait... And waits, an hour later the two make some bad science jokes, it was even bad that Spike had to cover his ears and sit next to Barry as they suffer with pure boredom. Okay now it had to stop.
“Hey Spike right” Barry whispered to the dragon making him look back “I have an idea” he soon adjusted his pack and then jumps off of the balloon and begins to fly, Spike was then amazed to see the man be able to fly. Twilight and Craig look back at the man, the pony was then amazed to see how Barry flies and once he see him fly up to the skies he zooms right by the ballon and goes fast and picks up the dragon as they ride for there life.
Spike laughed as he sees the world in the sky fast and fun, but just like that Barry past by the balloon and drops Spoke in it as he sees the man fly up high before he lands back on “now that was fun!” Spike said hoping over to Barry and looks at the Jetpack
“Sadly it’s low on ammo now” Barry said
Craig walks up and pulls out the mag and looks at it “yeah it’s low we’re gonna have to craft some more” he said putting the mag back on the pack, Twilight looks at the pack and was memorized by its craft
“What is it?” She asked
“It’s a heavily caliber jet pack launcher that shoots bullets!” Barry said
“The What’s and the The Who’s” she asked looking at the man before he puts it back on. He sees over the trees a small town appears not to bad and perfectly clear, full of shops and ponies of all alike “wow” the trio said as they see the beautiful town
“Ponyville we’re here”
To be continued
