So I think I was drunk when I wrote this. But I felt the need to post it.

Follow Twilight Sparkle as she does something that I'm honestly just writing as I go with no real plan. Fourth walls are broken everywhere, innocent children's characters are swearing left and right, and everyone's going completely insane.

Foot note: For those of you that watch the YouTuber Cr1tikal (A.K.A. penguinz0), this story is narrated in his voice.

Hand note: This will contain several references to various shows, movies, videos, books and games. Games especially.

Face note: This is by no means intended to be a good story. I posted this because I'm just the tiniest bit funnier when I'm drunk.

Abdomen note: I just felt the need to add another note. Now I think this description is as long as the tiny little prologue I wrote.