Happy Horny Holidays

As guests started taking seats, Pinkie and Bori tutted in disapproval. "No, that won't do. Applejack, you sit here, and Yule Log..."

The two of them buzzed around the room, sorting out a seating arrangement that seemed to pair each of the Elements of Harmony with one of Pinkie's strange new friends. While he tried to find a method in the madness, Pinkie appeared before Dusk, shoving a guest towards him.

"And Toasty, you take a seat right here, on Dusk Shine's lap!"

"Huh!?"

Before Dusk knew what was going on, Pinkie pushed the Kirin mare onto his lap.

"Oof!" he groaned as she landed on him. For an uncomfortable moment, her butt rubbed against the seat of his pants, threatening to put him in a very compromising situation. To his relief, she started to lift herself off of him once Pinkie moved on, now occupied with seating Snowfall next to Rainbow Blitz.

"Sorry," Toasty said. "I'm kind of heavy, so that can't have been pleasant."

The Kirin looked even more frazzled than Dusk felt. He knew all too well how nerds like them tended to have pretty bad self-esteem, and while Toasty was a little on the chubby side, that was hardly the problem here. In fact, he didn't there was anything wrong with a mare her size. She looked pretty good, actually--

Focus, Dusk Shine! Focus!

Ever the Element of Friendship, Dusk tried to spare Toasty's feelings. Of course, nervousness and his own dorky awkwardness garbled the message on its way from his brain.

"You can sit on my lap if you want!"

Of course, that was the moment all the other conversations in the room died down. From across the room, Rainbow Blitz barked, "You tell her, egghead!" before leaning over to whisper something to Snowfall.

From her seat on the armrest of Pinkie's chair, Bori smiled contentedly as Toasty, after much blushing, sat back down. Dusk thanked his lucky stars that she sat over his knees this time, sparing them any further embarrassment. Everycreature seemed settled in with the partners Pinkie had paired them with. Elusive and Hot Cocoa shared a divan, Applejack had an arm resting on Yule Log's shoulder, and Butterscotch...

Butterscotch was practically snuggling with Stocking Stuffer on a loveseat. What was more, the pegasus didn't seem remotely shy about it. Even when the huge stallion wrapped his arms around the normally timid pony, Butterscotch just giggled.

"Alright, Pinkie, we've waited long enough." Blitz stood up, stepping forward to make himself (as usual) the center of attention. "Make with the presents, already! You told us you got us all our gifts this year, so where are they?"

"You're looking right at them, silly!"

When Blitz looked around as if in search of an invisible stack of presents, Bori chimed in, "Pinkie Pie remembered how well his gift went last time he asked us for help, so he went back to the reindeer grove for advice this year. Originally, he just wanted to get gifts for the Elements of Harmony, but Alice told him he'd have to invite another six friends to his party."

"And that was a real doozy since I didn't even know some of you guys yet!" Pinkie added, looking at Toasty Warm, Yule Log, Stocking Stuffer, Hot Cocoa, and Snowfall.

Applejack raised an eyebrow, puzzled. "But why in tarnation did y'all need to do that? I ain't complainin', these folk are fine company, but what does that have to do with our presents?"

"Because, Jackie, they are your presents! And you're theirs!"

"Oohs" and "Aahs" of understanding sounded around the room as the realization dawned on everycreature. Dusk nodded sagely, satisfied that the mystery had been solved. It was a bit of a rip-off, he had to admit; he'd been expecting a good book or even a festive sweater from Pinkie, but he was politely silent.

Blitz, of course, was never one to let his opinions go unheard. "That's it? Our Hearth's Warming Eve present is 'the friends we made along the way?' What a cop-out!"

"Well, I'm feeling the warm glow of appreciation," Snowfall mumbled, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"I didn't mean it like that," Blitz apologized, "You're awesome, dude. But you gotta admit--"

"Oh, do try not to complain, dear," Elusive snapped. "Pinkie's thrown this wonderful soirée for us all, and I for one am perfectly content with the present I've been given."

"Flattery will get you nowhere," Hot Cocoa said with a smile that promised flattery would get him anywhere.

"Don't be a party pooper about your present, Blitzie!" Pinkie said. Before anycreature else could join the growing chorus of voices chastising the Wonderbolt, Pinkie expanded, "You haven't even unwrapped it yet!"

Silence took the room. Even from outside, all sound was muffled by the falling snow. The implication of Pinkie's words slowly dawned on the guests, but Dusk was the first to give voice to their collective misgivings.

"Pinkie, when you talk about unwrapping our presents...what exactly do you think we're going to do?"

"Duh, get naked, silly! What do you think I meant?"

That was exactly what Dusk thought Pinkie meant, but he had still hoped he was wrong. He groaned, "Pinkie, nocreature's gonna just get naked and start doing it in the middle of the party!"

"Yeah," Toasty Warm agreed, "That kind of thing only happens in bad erotic fanfiction -- Not that I read that sort of thing! But I mean, who here is going to--"

"Oh my!"

Everycreature turned in unison to the corner of the room where somepony had let out a quiet gasp. Contrary to Dusk Shine's hypothesis, somepony had done exactly what Pinkie had ordered, and it was the last pony Dusk would have expected to do so.

Butterscotch's dick was out.

Aside from Pinkie and Bori, who looked as if they had seen this coming from miles away, everycreature stared, mouths agape. Stocking Stuffer stroked the cock of the pegasus in his lap, his pants pulled down to his knees. One large hand milked Butterscotch's length while the other snaked between his legs, teasing his asshole.

This was crazy! Somepony had to do something before things got out of hand. Thankfully, Blitz jumped up and yelled, "Hey!"

Dusk let out a sigh of relief; At least somepony was going to put a stop to this!

Instead, Blitz announced, "No way I'm gonna chicken out if even Butterscotch is getting in on this!"

Dusk nearly screamed as Blitz stripped naked in the middle of the room. Shirt, pants, socks -- everything flew off until Rainbow Blitz stood completely nude, his cock proudly rising between his legs.

Turning to Snowfall, he barked, "Come on, dragon-dude! Drop your shorts, we're gonna show these lame-o's how a Wonderbolt does it!" While the dragon complied, Pinkie ripped open the buttons of Bori's dress, letting her fat reindeer tits spill out for all to see.

"This is crazy!" Toasty yelped, pushing against Dusk as if they could retreat into the sofa to escape the madness breaking out around them.

Grasping for some sanity among his friends, Dusk shouted, "This has gone too far! Applejack, Elusive, do something! You guys--"

The plea died on his lips when he saw that no help would come from his two normally level-headed friends. Applejack was already out of his jeans. He had frozen as if his shame that he was letting Dusk down was the only thing preventing him from letting Yule Log finish the job and pull down his underwear.

"Sorry, darling," Elusive apologized. If he was sorry, he wasn't sorry enough to stop Hot Cocoa from slipping out of her panties. With a shrug, he added, "As the Prench say, 'c'est la vie!'"

"Right now," Cocoa purred, "the Prench say, 'lèches ma chatte'." The mare proceeded to run her hands through Elusive's mane before grabbing his head and guiding it between her legs.

Dusk Shine and Toasty Warm could only stare as all around them, everycreature succumbed to their carnal temptations. As old friends and new stripped nude and threw themselves into the erupting bacchanal, Dusk considered running out of the party, but a shred of chivalry told him it would be rude to leave Toasty Warm there all alone.

Yes, it definitely was out of chivalry, not out of a sense of voyeuristic interest. And he definitely wasn't thinking about what he'd do if Toasty asked him to do something.

And he definitely wasn't getting a boner from the way Toasty's thighs were squirming on his lap.

Definitely.