In a bar in Manehattan a lone stallion walks in catching the eyes of a few drunk mares. Looking around he sees that there are booths on one side room, and the stools by the bar on the other, and on one of those stools is a familiar face,"Phil is that you" he said while approaching the figure.

Phil brakes his stare from his drink and turns around to spot the one who called him," Anonymous is that you? God damn man what is the chances of us meeting again, hear get up here" he speaks while patting to the stool beside him, "how long has it been?"

Hopping on to the stool "it's bin too long, 3 years I think. What have you bin doing sense the last time?"

"Well learning my place here, met some nice mares, and I got a few foals on the way", he says proudly.

"your in a herd? With foals on the way? Damn you are one lucky man", the bartender walks over and asks Anon for his order, and he orders a whiskey.

"How is the old man?"

That question killed the mood,"he didn't make it out of the valley" Phil asks what killed him," the worst way possible in our line of work"

"Rest in peace the old man" they sat in the bar not speaking to each other like they both know that they were giving a moment of silence to him. after a little bit Phil speaks,"what uh, what about you? what have you bin doing for the past few years?"

"I work in the royal guard, my role job in the guard is to be the personal body guard of Princess Celestia".

He nearly takes a spit take hearing the news,"wait what? YOU of all people or ponies alike are a body guard to thee Princess Celestia, ruler of equestria and basically the god of the sun? That Princess Celestia?" Anon noded with that Phil responded with one word,"spill".

"Are you sure, it an't a short story. I mean I got a few hours but still".

"Don't care, I just want to hear a story"

"Alright so I left about 3 months after you did, when I got over the mountains I found a pony settlement, and because mares are men and stallions are women in what ever fucked up place were in, they thought I was a scared stallion or something, hell most were flirting with me more then trying to help. After that event I got out of that town asap eventually finding Chariot and enlisted into the guard"

"You have to admit these ponies can be fucking adorable"

"No shit, a few weeks ago the princess of the sun acted like a real hor- I mean uh, our larger pony equivalent"

"Right, I forgot that the H word means whore", Phil starts to chuckle," yeah I don't think calling the ruler of a country a whore in a country that loves their ruler is a good idea", the pair of stallions chuckle to them selves."Well there are all ready a lot of horses is this country what is one more, speaking of witch is that saying true about the taller the stallion the bigger there 'equipment' is" he asks.

Anon gives his friend a deadpan face,"why do ponies keep on asking me that question, I know I'm tall but, if you must know yes it is true, at least for me. Are you happy now? Are you happy that you know that the taller you are the bigger the dick you have between your legs" he says catching a few mares attention. Realising how loud he said that information,"god damn it why did I say that out loud" he mumbles angrily.

"Looks like you fight mares off with a stick eh"

A mare hops on to a stool besides you and seductively asks you,"hows it going big stuff", Anon gives a small growl to the mare then looks to the mare and tells her to "buck off" and to "go back to your mare posse", and she does just that returning to her friends in a booth.

Phil looks at the stallion with shock,"how could reject somepony like that she's hot, and why couldn't you letter down early" he questions.

"One, I know, I know she is hot, I rejected hotter, being good looking is a two edged sword, sure you get all the mares, but after about a month of being asked out weather for a date or just wanted a one-night stand type deal, it got annoying. Two, if I told every mare off politely I wouldn't have time to do anything done"

"Did you take of there sex offers", Anon told him no,"why not"

"If I did mares would want me even more, and these mares are trying hard, the other day a mare tried to get me in bed by dressing up in a bridle, saddle, and all that. Sad part that was her seconded time trying that, and that was the third mare to try that. I still don't know if it was more cute, hot, or kinky. Anyway can I get back to the story I was telling before you interrupted me, I can? Good, where did I leave off, right, enlisted in the guard and was the top of my class, I uh, I think I broke some drill sargents or , I-I broke something with those ponies. I say that because I was stronger, faster, smarter, and more 'scarier' then the mares, and that is from the mares whom I battled, for our final test"

"Did you do the- I did the rebel yell" Anon finishes for him and phil starts cracking up, "if it works it ain't stupid" Anon throws at him.

"Anyway uh, well then I was assigned to the thrown room, there thinking is to keep me close to the safest place in the country, and the safest place in the country is around the princess, so there you go, but the story doesn't get interesting till the 3rd day on the job. Now I noticed on my second day the princess was looking tired, and on the third day I found out she hasn't slept in 8 days, out of her own stubbornness. I'll continue my story as soon as I am able to wave down this bartender"

Author's Note

Our journey has began.