the radioactive guard

Anon is trotting down a hall in the Counterlot castle, Anon is a unicorn stallion that is a few inches sorter then Princess Celestia, no wonder way mares love him, with a red coat and a blond main and tail with a white horn. Trotting into the thrown room you are able to hear a noble speaking to the princess, well not really talking some were in between the tone of the 'disappointed parent' and 'enraged karen'. Slowing to a walk he approaches a guard he doesn't know the name of,"what is the situation"

The guard looks to him and nods,"well classic noble walks in like she owns the place then starts complaining about something stupid, it helps the noble that Princess Celestia hasn't slept in about 8 days"

Anon stares and the guard," are you telling the truth?" he asks, and the mare nods,"sigh, avenged me if I end up dead or in the dungeons" the mare looks at him confusingly and watches as he walks up to the noble and sternly but loudly speaks to her,"listen hear dip shit, do you know who you are talking to, that is Princess Celestia, the ruler of this country, so what ever it is it can wait", the mare begins to speak but he bets her to it," is someone dying", the mare nods no,"is there a plot against the princess", the mare nods no," is the world ending" now you can tell he is pissed off, the mare nods no,"so what is it" before she could answer she ran out of the throne room as fast as her little legs could carry her.

'one down one to go' the stallion thinks to himself. He whistles to the guard we was just talking to and tells her," go let them know court is closed for a few days" wanting to avoid his wrath she did what she was told. Walking over to the princess that was blearily awake, getting closer to her she mumbles,"how can I help you to day my little pony"

"First off you can go to bed, then stop working your self to hard, it is my third day and I am not letting you fall asleep on your thrown on the 4th" you scold her," come on get up, I'll escort you to your bedroom chambers, or what ever they may be called"

"Guard, I'm alright, I just need a" she yawns "a cup of coffee and I'll be right as rain"

"Bullshit, you would be right as rain when you get some good shut eye now lets go", the Princess was both confused and shocked, confusion was mostly from how tired she was, but the shock, that was from somepony treating her like a pony, not a goddess who's word is law, but like a average mare.

At the moment, Celestia was slouching making Anon taller then her, giving her the allusion that the guard in front of her is bigger then her and at the moment stronger then her ,"ok ok, give me a second to get up" she gets up on for legs and shakily walks a few steps before falling, but luckily for her Anon was there to catch her before she completely fell.

"whoa, are you alright?", he asks her but in response all she did was rub her head into his neck with a happy sigh,"come on get up" she didn't get up,'if she can't stand she isn't going to make it to the bed', he thinks,"I guess I am caring you then" she gives off a adorable pout and mumbles,"I am not a foal"

"Well your acting like one so deal with it", he lifts her up with his magic and puts her on his back,"for how big you are you are really light" she blushes for some unknown reason from that comment. On the way to her chambers, mares from the guard look flabbergasted seeing the all mighty Princess Celestia being carried by a guard, and the only stallion guard in history to join the guard.

Reaching the the doors of the princesses bed room there were two guards station there," is the door unlocked?" the guards said nothing and did nothing, just stared in shock, "this is getting old", he mumbles,"well buck you then just stand there with your hoof up your flank" that got them to move and Anon swore they ravel the speed of moms barging in to a room to accuse there kid of doing something. The guards close the doors behind anon with a clunk after walking in the room, finding the bed he lifts up the blankets and levitate the princess underneath them and covering her up,"now stay here and sleep, I'll come back in a few days see how you are".

Opening the door, the stallion see's the guards are no longer at the door. Anon pulls the door closed as gentle as possible but still creates a large clunk. Starting down the hall Anon thinks to him self,'I should get back before the captain noticed that I left my pos-' -CLANK-. Anon stops in his tracks and looks back seeing Celestia out of her royal attire with eyes widening clearly trying to sneak off, "do you really think you sh- and your running, you couldn't walk to your room but your able to run" he states giving chase to the princess.

Anon couldn't tell whether she was was running away for fun, or actually running away and failing, ether for having a large rear or the lack of sleep, or both, but the fact was, she wasn't fast, he was able to catch up easily. "Princess you ain't going to work, your going to your bed".

Looking back to see Anonymous chasing after her a goofy smile was pasted on her face,"no I'm not, I'm never going to sleep!" then promptly running into a wall of conveniently placed boxes, all this happening with in 50 feet of the princess room door.

Anon gives a small chuckle at her predicament, seeing Celestia in a pile of boxes with the," I got caught stealing from the cookie jar" witch the rumor around the castle is she does this often, but didn't get caught, yet. "come on princess lets get you back to bed and out of those boxes, not in that order but the main points, too bed and out of boxes" he helps the alabaster alicorn out of the destroyed pile of boxen, then tries to run but the unicorn catches her in his magic,"no you don't" the alicorn tries to use her magic to counter his magic but fails,"you can't use your magic right?" she nods "well after 3 days of staying awake your body shuts down your magic to save energy, it is a rare fact that not many ponies know because nopony in there right mind stays up for 3 days, the only reason I know because I wasn't in the right of mind"

Going back to the princess room and placing the princess into her bed and making sure to tuck her in tight this time, and this time she was 100% asleep,'I should go find rope or chains or something just in case she gets any ideas, probably should hope she won't throw me in the dungeons, or fire me' he thinks to himself.

Closing the princess door for the second time makes a large clunk. A guardmare, the sameone from the throne room a few hours ago on a task to find the stallion that disappered with the princess, walking down a hall connected to Princess Celestia's chambers and spots the stallion doing something to the door,"what are you doing? Ponies have been looking all over for you, what have you doing for the past hour?"

He looks to the mare the back to what he is working on,"trying to lock the door"

She was looking at him even more confused then before,"why not go and get the key?"

"I doubt they would give me the key, and the big foal that we are guarding would would escape from her bed" then the lock made a clunk," ha got it, so who is guarding the throne room?"

"It's lunch time, and wouldn't she be able to unlock the door with her magic?"

"She can't use magic, after 3 days being awake the body turns off it's magic source to the horn bla bla bla science shit I don't understand, now to lunch. By the way I didn't catch your name"

"Honey Star"

"Well it is nice to meet you Honey Star, mine is anonymous, or anon for short" the two guard ponys talked, and she joined the guard around the same time as anon did, apparently all of the new guards are stationed in the castle before being shipped out to a different station.

Reaching the guard's cafeteria a murmur was in the air as well as the smell of food. Now this food was much like cafeteria food but only the good parts, like pizza that was so good you you remember sitting in traffic and think back to that pizza and say,"damn that was some good god damn pizza". After grabbing lunch and finding a empty table a pair of doors open like someone kicked them open, almost braking the hings. The pony responsible was a white unicorn with a brown mane and with a fury of bond in raged Karen the yelled,"WHO DID IT" the sound of her voice even made the walls shutter.