The cafeteria stands quiet, the pissed off mare yells,"WHO IS THE MARE OF A BITCH WHO GOT HER TO BED! I WANT NAMES PONIES". At that instant 80% of the occupants point to anon.

Anon then mumbles quietly, "have they never heard of snitches get stitches" then get tackled by the charging mare who now seems not so pissed. Some may say she was happy.

The pissed pony is now a happy pony know thanks the stallion with all her heart, "I have been trying to get the princess to sleep bit she continued to refused", at some point anon stopped paying attention and saw a bag of popcorn under the table he was nocked off of and starts eating it.

At that moment 5 ponies walk in to an office space directly out of a old detective movie, the big wooden desk in the far side of the room. In front if it there are 2 chairs that may look better if they were in a living room. Behind the desk sits a unicorn stallion with green fur and mane, watching the next episode of the story, but then turning the television off. The 5 ponies who have walked in were Princess Celestia, Raven Inkwell, Honey Star, anonymous, as well as Derpy Hooves. "Glad you all could make it".

"Pleasure is ours mysterious producer".

"Right I as a character doesn't have a name. Screw it I don't need a name for this. I have called you all for- yes anon number 3467fu?", seeing anon had his hoof up.

"Why is Derpy Hooves here, she wasn't even planed to be in this story. Did she get lost and followed us here?"

"I just don't know what went wrong"

Back to the unnamed producer,"Eeeeyyyyy, she said the line. But the reason why she is here is because Google has decided she is best pony so congratulations Derpy you are best pony the entire building is made out of muffins. So go nuts" ,before he finished his sentence she was out the door and rapidly started eating.

"The building is made out of muffins?", Raven asked.

"Yes why do you think we always had ants, and the amount we saved on production", the producer walked to the window," it may not make since but hay, we are a bunch of cartoon ponies", At that point the producer spotted the gray Pegasus eating a large chunk of building," ok .Listen to me quickly, we are restarting this story. I simply have no idea how to continue from this point"

" you don't know how to continue the story? But episode 2 was good!", the alicorn told.

"Episode 2 was good we may reuse part of it but I hate episode 1 with a passion it should be burned in the deepest parts of hell. And with episode 3, episode 3 is a train wreck, simple as that. Frankly I have no idea on how to continue it properly to make something truly good", he explains while walking out of the office that was currently crumbling from the support muffins being eaten.

"We are also recasting, Princess Celestia, Ravin, you two are returning, anon what ever your number was, and Honey Star you are gone. good working with you and good luck with the job market." the producer gives the two ponies a farewell, then the floor they stood on fell into the basement.

"should we help them", Raven asks.

The producer looks over to her," they are cartoon ponies they are fine. The only thing that may kill them is the dip, and we store that in the basement". Now thinking on who will replace them," I think Sunset Shimmer my be able to replace her but I am not sure".

"Why not Starlight Glimmer?" the alicorn asks.

"She runs a cult"

"Right right right"

"Anyway, I will figure this out later, but now we restart, alright I hope second time is the charm , If it isn't I am going to be pissed. time to restart".

RESTARTING...

Author's Note

You heard it from the green cartoon horse this story is restarting. Sorry for not posting then posting this chapter perhaps rising a few of your hopes for the story, but stay toned for more of the radioactive guard, and I will do my best to deliver. Thanks for reading.