Mayor Mare's Bad Day

by Nightprincessluna

Chapter 1

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Anon head never really do anything like this before, he was scared honestly. His hands were clammy and sweaty around the handle of the knife. He was wearing a set of light blue jeans and a hoodie with a camo design on it that didn’t do much to fight off the bitter cold.

How long had it been since he had last had sex? Honestly he couldn’t remember, those damn ponies walking around naked with their fat little asses swinging about. He couldn’t handle it, he needed to sink his cock deep into a ponut or one of those sweet little pony pussies and he was prepared to do anything to get it.

Twilight had chosen to tease him for the last time, and he wasn’t going to take it any longer. So this was what he had been reduced to, raping the innocent mayor mare. She wasn’t the most attractive pony in Ponyville, that was for sure, but she was old, she had gray hair and that meant that he could take her easily and then brush off her ramblings as some early onset symptoms of a mental deficiency or something of the like.

It was a terrible, terrible thing he was about to do, but he hadn’t put all that effort into crossing over to Equestria to be denied now. Taking a deep breath, he steadied himself. He was stood before her house, a simple building considering she was the mayor of the town. After steeling his resolve, he prepared to break the door down.

He summoned up all the might he could muster and then snapped his foot forward with all the strength he had in his leg. Surprisingly, the door wasn’t built to withstand being kicked, and it flew off the hinges. Violent crime wasn’t a thing in Equestria, so their doors just weren’t built with it in mind.

Anon had to duck slightly to get inside the building, but once he was inside, he rushed straight for the stairs, charging up them with all the speed of a bull in a china shop. This wasn’t quite by any means, and yet when he eventually found the bedroom, Mayor Mare was sat there with a calm look on her face, wearing a nightcap and holding a lit candle that illuminated her small room.

“Ah, anon. What are you doing in my house?” She questioned, staring directly at the kitchen knife he was holding like it wasn’t even a threat and he had simply come here to cut carrots. The innocence of these damn ponies was enough to drive him mad! He had had enough! It was sickening, the whole world felt like some kind of fever dream.

“I’m here to rape you you dumb nag!” He declared, pointing the knife directly at her.
“Oh, the mares not into that weird human dick of yours? Got you frustrated have they son…. I knew you were a weird, pathetic loser. But even for you, this is low. I didn’t see it coming. You’ve got some balls at least, I’ll give you that.”

With that, she slowly climbed out of bed and stretched her form out, taking off her night cap and placing it on the bedside table of her sparsely decorated room. She was a simple mare who lived in a simple home, her fur was tan coloured, and her mane and tail were cast in shades of gray. Over her dark blue eyes, she normally wore a set of half moon glasses.

From her bedside table, she retrieved her glasses and pushed them up her snout, then took out a cigar and a cigar cutter.

Anon had never felt so offended in his entire life.
“What the fuck are you doing?” He asked.
“I’m having a cigar, and then I’m going to kick the ass of a limp dicked loser who dared to break into my home and sexually assault me. You do realize I’m the mayor of a town that gets attacked on a near monthly basis by some of the worst things Equestria has to offer, right? And yet you think a knife is going to scare me? It’s funny”

He had heard enough from this stupid nag. He didn’t even know that she smoked, but she calmly cut the end of her cigar and then used the candle to light it, looking him directly in the eye as she did so, not seeming concerned in the slightest.

By this point, Anon was shaking with anger, clutching his knife with two hands. “I’m going to cut you.” He stated, trying keep his voice calm.

The Mayor of Ponyville just pulled in a long breath of toxic smoke from the cigar, making the end glow cherry red for a brief moment before she stared down at it in a sad fashion. A thick cloud of smoke poured from her nose a moment later, followed by a long sigh.
“I guess I will finish this after then,” With that, she stabbed the cigar against the base of the candle and turned to face him, “So do you even know how to use that knife, or is it like your dick and just for show?”

A roar ripped from Anon’s lips as he rushed towards her, not holding anything back as he blind swung the knife in a wide arc, hitting such a small target was hard, the little ponies were only three and a half foot tall, so using a weapon against them was awkward.

His knife carved through the air, and Mayor Mare was stupid enough to try and block it with her hoof, and then-

Anon was on his back with one hell of a headache, his back hurt and around him was a collection of wood splinters and books. He didn’t remember what exactly had happened, but Mayor Mare was stood in front of her bed watching him, her hooves set against the ground in a relaxed fashion, like she was watching ducks at the pond.

He dragged himself to his feet. His head felt groggy, his legs were weak, his arms were heavy. Adrenaline and rage flooded through his veins as he rushed towards the stupid mare again. He was confused on what had just happened, but he wasn’t going to let that stop him. He swung his knife towards her again, and once again she raised her hoof to block it.

Moments before the knife impacted against her limb, a black covering of what appeared to be metal covered it, and his knife clattered loudly against it. The moonlight pouring in through the window made his blade shimmer as he put both hands on it and tried to push it through the protective covering. He was confused and panicked, but Mayor Mare just smirked at him, and then shoved him through the window with her free hoof.

For a moment he was sailing through the air. He had been stunned by the impact against the glass, which had shattered around his feet and cut at his flesh as he sailed through it. The whole world was spinning around him as his mind raced, desperately trying to think of some way in which he could get out of this situation. How exactly had he gone so wrong?

In the end he didn’t stand much a chance, because he smashed down into the ground a moment later, and the dirt was not welcoming in the slightest. He hit it with his shoulder, then bounced, once, twice, three times, and surprisingly he didn’t think his shoulder had broken from the impact.

His head was spinning, he was bleeding. His heart was starting to race as he felt himself going into shock, just because some dumb nag had thrown him through a window. His knife had clattered to the ground next to him. Anon dragged himself to his feet and let out a soft, pained groan. A white hot pain ripped through his chest, and he quickly remembered that one of his ribs was broken. He was definitely going into shock at this point, but he scrambled for his knife.

Mayor Mare didn’t seem to be having any problems at all, despite the fact he had hit her with the knife. She had calmly climbed out the window and was stood there with her cigar hanging out the corner of her mouth.

“What the fuck are you?” He asked, one hand clutching his ribs and the other desperately clutching his knife like it was somehow going to save him.

“You know, not just anyone becomes mayor of this town, and then manages to stay elected despite all the monster attacks. I like to think it’s because I’m good at my job, or maybe people just don’t have anyone better. You thought I was some old nag, but you forgot all of this. I’m not even that old, I dyed my hair this colour because it suits me.”

Anon attempted to rush forward, but his breath was heavy and the fact that he had a broken rib certainly wasn’t helping the situation in the slightest, reducing what was meant to be a rush into a blind stumble.

Mayor Mare leapt into the air and kicked outwards with one of her back hooves, but this time he was ready for it, raising his arms to block it. Of course, earth ponies were strong, and Mayor Mare was stronger then any earth pony he had met so far.

The impact rattled through both his arms and sent him stumbling. For a moment he felt proud of the fact that he had managed to block the blow and that his arms had managed to hold up. And then Mayor Mare slammed into him like a ton of bricks, and he found himself sprawled on his back in the dirt, the Mayor sat over his groin with a grin on her face, that cigar still hanging out the side of her mouth as she stared down at him from behind those half moon glasses.

She didn’t look angry, she didn’t look like she wanted to hurt him for what he had done, she just looked disappointed, her eyes like lapis lazuli or the pit of some deep ocean, threatening to swallow him up and suffocate him if he stared too long.

“Get off me!” He said, anger flaring suddenly as he went to stab his knife into her side. That same black material that had protected her limbs suddenly appeared over her side, and when he stabbed the knife against it, he quickly realized that it was much tougher then the steel of his knife, the blade bending and suddenly snapping off, pinging away to land in the dirt as he was left holding the handle, a broken stump of a blade all that remained.

“Do you like it? Saw a family about to get mauled by a bug bear a few years back, and me being the hero type, I tried to jump in and save them. Didn’t stand much of a chance in a fight of course, mauled me good. Thought I was off to greener pastures before Twilight offered to patch me up. Of course you wouldn’t know this, not many ponies do, it’s illegal magic you see.”

With that, she slammed her hoof down into his wrist, not hard enough to break it, but hard enough to force him to drop the blade. He was barely managing to form words or coherent thoughts at this point, too locked up in surprise to do anything.

“And giving that I was prepared to throw my life away for a mother and her child, do you really think I can let you get away with rape? You shouldn’t have fucked with this mayor, but I’m glad you did, rather then any of the other young mares.”
With that, she reached her hoof down and gripped the zipper of his jeans, pulling it down so hard that it snapped off, exposing his boxer shorts.

“W-what are you doing?” Anon questioned, currently struggling to maintain his grip on reality.
“Well since you’re so pent up it’s clearly driven you insane, I have to try and help. I am the mayor after all.”

With that, she pulled his boxers down, his human cock flopping free, slightly stiffened from the effects of the fight that had just taken place. Mayor Mare sighed softly, blowing a thick plume of cigar smoke into his face. It was strong, acrid almost, and he coughed softly. She didn’t seem to have any problems with smoking and still managing to from coherent sentences, and her tongue twirled skilfully to roll the cigar over to the other side of her mouth as she reached her hoof down and begin to stroke his cock.

“G-get off me you crazy bitch, help! Help!” The mayor frowned deeply at his attempts to call for help and gripped his cock firmly at this point, threatening to rip it off at a moment’s notice as she pulled upwards, causing him to cry out in pain.
“Now now, none of that. Try calling for help and I’ll rip your tiny dick off. You’d be better off without it any way.”

He was smart enough to fall silent. She still had that serious look in her eye, and there was no doubt that she wasn’t lying in the slightest, he caused trouble for the insane nag and she’d tear his cock off.

A smile formed around the end of the cigar, which was almost a stub at this point, and he hissed as mayor mare flicked the ash off onto his wrist, almost as if she had done it by accident, although the slight smirk on her face told him that it had been on purpose.

“There, isn’t that so much nicer?” She asked, and unfortunately, despite his best efforts, his member had stiffened up against her touch. He hadn’t had sex in weeks and even this bitch was managing to get him turned on. “I’m going to rape you now, and when I am done, you better keep it in mind if you ever think about doing this again. I’d just throw you into a jail cell and leave you to rot, but I know Fluttershy and Twilight have taken a liking to you, and it would crush their spirits to find out the first alien visitor was a monster. So, you’re going to be nice to them, and you’re going to be a good friend. You’re going to jerk your little cock off into a tissue and be happy for it, because if you so much as make them upset, I will hunt you down and make this seem like a picnic. Understand?”

The look she fixed him with sent terror through his heart, he didn’t realize it before, but the previous look had been one of pity, filled with hints of kindness, and now it was gone, it was possible to see a deep, hateful leer behind it, one that burrowed down into his soul and made sure he understood just how completely serious she was.

Seeing that he wasn’t responding, she sucked the last of her cigar smoke down into her lungs, something that seemed quite unhappy about doing, before pressing the nub of the cigar against his shoulder.

He cursed loudly and attempted to curl up as she glared down at him, “Am I understood, Anon?”

“Yes! Yes!”
“Good.”

With that, Mayor Mare tossed her cigar end aside, after making sure that it was out of course. The final plume of cigar smoke poured out her nostrils as she pressed her snatch against the tip of his length. She was soaking, her lips were drenched with her juices, and her scent was filling up the air. He hadn’t noticed it before, but it was something that he found very strange. Was this unhinged bitch getting off on this?

He did not know, but she was quick to enlighten him.
“Don’t think your pathetic cock is getting me off. Since having these enhancements I haven’t been able to lay with a stallion. Too risky, could put my career to an end. But I know you’re not going to tell anyone.”

With that, she slipped the head of his member into her cunt. It was warm, wrapping around his length and gripping it tightly as she slowly slid down his cock, not stopping until the entrance of her snatch was pressing against his balls and his pelvis.

He could feel the warmth coming off her, her internal temperature was intense, and it felt incredible. She slowly rose up on his length, her eyes still fixed on him in that cold, focused fashion, not seeming the slightest bit phased by having his cock inside of her. Once she was back to the entrance of his cock, she suddenly slammed back down against his pelvis-

Pain flared through him, the impact was akin to being hit with a metal chair, and he soon figured out why, as that black material had reacted to the impact and turned into metal. A moment later it returned to soft supple flesh and she gave a soft laugh, “Oh yes, that’s quite the problem for love making too. I can’t exactly turn it off you see.”

She slammed down again, harder this time. He cried out in pain, and the mayor moved her hooves down to his stomach, pushing down on it and almost forcing the air from his lungs as she begin to ride him like he was nothing more then a toy. Each time her snatch impacted against his groin, it turned to cold, hard metal, sometimes it hit his balls, and that was enough to send him into a spasm.

But the worst part was the fact that between those impacts, her snatch was by far the best thing that he had ever felt. It was warm, flexible, gripping around his length with near impossible skill and ability.

This was enough to keep his cock stiff inside of her, but it was far from comfortable. She begin to slam up and down atop him, picking up speed with every thrust. She started off slow, but slowly picked up speed, always having a perfect rhythmic motion. She seemed to have perfect control of her body, an experienced mare that had clearly done this dozens of times before.

He dared not fight her now that his cock was buried inside of her, she could kill him in an instant and there would be nothing he could do to stop it. So he had to lie there and take it. Her snatch slammed down at him with enough force to bruise his flesh. He cried out in pain and tried to struggle from beneath her, but her hooves pressed down against his stomach, forcing the air from his lungs.

She gripped his shoulders tightly, glaring down at him as he begin to bounce even faster. His hips were going numb at this point. All this time she stared down at him, her snatch squelching softly as she drenched his pelvis in her juices.

Her musk was potent, and strong, filling the air as she stared down at him with those cold, uncaring eyes. It hurt, but his cock was twitching inside of her, his orgasm held back by the fact that his pelvis was getting battered and bruised to hell beneath the gray mare.

Mayor Mare’s mane was still perfect, her glasses were still sat firmly on the end of her muzzle. Even though she was riding the hell out of him, she still looked perfectly presentable, even though she had just been forced to climb out of her bed.

Her snatch clenched and squeezed intensely around him, the only hint that she was the slightest bit worked up. Anon’s pelvis was going to give out, already there were bruises starting to form on his flesh, and yet his cock felt like it was in heaven, leaking his pre inside of her as his fingers curled against the ground.

Her muscle control was beyond anything he could have described or imagined, clenching and gripping to his cock as she pulled up, then rolling over it once she slammed back down. Trying to focus on the pleasure, he realized that he was about to cum, and he couldn’t even ask her to slow down or warn her, the only thing he could do was curl his fingers against the dirt and let out a howl of pleasure as his cock suddenly twitched rapidly inside of her.

His thick human cum suddenly shot from the head of his member, splattering along her insides and coating them in his seed. Mayor Mare glared down at him as he did this, and he suddenly got the feeling that he had fucked up in a very bad way.

“Did you just cum?” A frown spread across her face, “You’re even more pathetic then I could have imagined! Don’t fucking go limp on me now!” And with that, she begin to ride him twice as hard and twice as fast, to the point that the only thing he could do was scream out in pain as the black metallic substance threatened to shatter his pelvis at any point.

He tried to scream for help again, forgetting just how angry this would make her, as the next thing he knew his head had snapped to the side and there was blood dribbling from his nose as she beat his head into the dirt while brutally riding him without the slightest hint of mercy on her part. For a moment he swore he could see sparks.

She could’ve killed him with ease, those hooves had enough strength to splinter his skull apart and splatter his brain all over the ground, but she had no intention of killing him, she was just trying to get herself off and teach him a lesson.

He was too dazed to think on her lesson however, and the only thing he noticed was when Mayor Mare let out a soft grunt, eyes fluttering for the briefest of moment’s as her snatch rolled over his length and milked any remaining spunk from it.

She didn’t take even a moment to bask in her afterglow, rising from his cock with his seed oozing out of her snatch and down the inside of her thighs.
“Disgusting. You better lick me clean and show me that you’ve learned your lesson, or do you need me to teach you some more lessons?”
“W-what?” Anon stuttered. His pelvis was screaming in pain at this point, the shock had started to wear off and in its place pain had once again rushed to fill the hole.
“Lick me clean, or I will break more bones.”

He didn’t want any more broken bones, so leaned his head forward. She flagged her tail out of the way and exposed her puffy lips, his seed dripping from inside of it and down towards the ground. The heat, and the scent of her snatch was almost overwhelming as she shoved it back towards him.

“Drag that tongue up and make sure not to spill any.”

Anon did as he was told and leaned forward, extending his tongue to touch against the base of her groin, slowly dragging it upwards.

His seed didn’t taste good, and his tongue touched to her snatch, he took note of just how hot it was. Anon found his mouth filled with the taste of her juices, her musk, and his own cum. It was far from a pleasant experience.

“Stop wasting time and suck it all out. I have to be up in the morning for an important meeting and I can’t risk missing it.”

He didn’t want to spend time doing this any more then she did, and he pressed his lips to her snatch, forming a tight seal and suckling on it softly. Her tail touched to the top of his head and pressed to the side of his neck. It was soft, and smelled of flowers. He focused on that rather then the taste of his own seed as he sucked it from out of her.

Once he was done, Mayor Mare moved away and let out a sigh, “Right. I hope you learnt an important lesson from this, faggot.”
“I-I… You’re just going to leave me here? I need medical attention.. I think you broke my pelvis and a rib and…”

She slammed her hoof down into his knee. He screamed, and the Mayor shoved him back down into the dirt. His knee wasn’t broken, but it was badly bruised
“Well if you need medical treatment that bad, you better get to it.”

With that, she walked back towards her house, leaving him in the dirt to regret his life choices.


Author's Note

April fools. Don't fuck with this Mayor + Nanomachines + L + Ratio + Horse Pussy + Your pelvis is gone + Don't you feel stupid.

Story will be updated after April.