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Lyra feels weird, gets meta about it, and wastes* Bon Bon and the reader's time⠀⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀. ⠀* what constitutes as "wasting time" is a subjective judgment

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written for the Quills and Sofas Constant Chaos Contest, maresterminded by the peerless mushroompone

my contribution to RockstarRaccoon's Operation: Crackfic Storm - 2022