Why should you be best Pony?

Rainbow Dash is  leaning back on a red couch. Her hind hooves are crossed and her eyes are closed

The Announcer in an annoyed voice says "uhm, Ms. Dash?"

The rainbow mare lazily opens one eye, and  answers in an equally annoyed voice, "yeah?"

the Announcer sighs with relief, "Good, you're awake."

Dash rolls her eyes, bored, but mumbles, "uh, yeah. What do ya' want?"

The announcer sighs in a bored tone

Rainbow slightly tilts her head in a confused way.

The announcer seems annoyed, but does her job by starting off saying, "Ok...Ms. Dash, what qualifies YOU to be the best pony?"

Dash gets a minorly annoyed look on her face

Rainbow Dash grumbles "You got me here for that? Really? Ugh, well....I guess I'll answer...because I'm AWESOME! That's why!"

Dash leaps off of the couch and strikes a pose

The Announcer sighs again.

Dash frowns.

Dash looks confused, but then her face lights up with realization "...oh! More specific...alright...well..I'm fast, agile, brave, loyal, radicool, amazing, awesome, and the BEST FLIER EVER!"

Dash flaps her feathered wings for emphasis.

The announcer seems to have perked up by now "But, Ms. Dash, you cheated in the Running of the Leaves competition...and you also abandoned Twilight Sparkle at the Canterlot Wedding."

The rainbow mare looks sheepish and her eyes widen with each sentence.

Dash looks embarrassed, but manages to blurt out "Chillax a sec! Applejack cheated too, and Twi's little story seemed so FAKE...nopony believed her!"

Dash stalks towards the screen, and her eyes narrow.

Rainbow gets a VERY angry look on her cyan-colored face "THE HAY! You're recording this?"

The Announcer whimpers out a demand in a quiet voice "Ms. Dash, no!"

Dash's hoof hits the screen, cracking it. Soon the screen fades to black.