Why should you be best Pony?

(the screen flickers on a shows Pinkie Pie watch a balloon float towards the ceiling)

Announcer: Ms. Pie?

(Pinkie continues watching the balloons)

Announcer: Ms. Pie?

(Pinkies eyes flicker between the screen and the balloon)

Announcer: I don't get paid enough for this

Pinkie: huh?

Announcer: nothing, Ms. Pie. Shall we begin?

Pinkie: okie dokie lokie!

(Pinkie smiles at the screen)

Announcer: Ok, Ms. Pie...

(Pinkie holds up her hoof to stop the announcer from finishing)

Pinkie: Ms. Pie is my mother, I'M Pinkie!

Announcer: Ok, Ms. Pinkie, what qualifies you to be the best pony?

(Pinkie giggles)

Pinkie: we-ee-ell...I'm a party thrower! I love parties! And my friends! OH! And cake! Do you like cake miss? I mean, everypony loves cake! Imeancakeissooooyummyanditseemsimpossibleforsomeponynotto...

Announcer: MS.PINKIE!

Pinkie: sorry...well...I'm funny! And silly! I'm a good cook, a great party-thrower, and I'm friends with EVERYPONY!

(confetti)

Announcer: Turn off the camera! She's crazy!