Why should you be best Pony?

(the screen flickers on and shows Fluttershys' blue-teal eyes under the couch)

Announcer: uh...anypony here? No? Well...I guess I'll...

(Fluttershy sneezes)

Announcer: HOLY MONKEYPANTS A GHOST! Oh...

(Shy sticks her head out from under the couch. She stares towards the screen for a second then slowly gets onto the couch)

Announcer: Ms. Shy! You are just too adorable! Have you heard that before?

(Shy nods in a sheepish way)

Shy: uhm...thank you ma'am

Announcer: Anyway Ms. Shy, what qualifies you to be the best pony?

Shy: Well...I like to take care of my animal friends...and...uhm...I try to be kind. Well...I kind of figure I am kind...after all I am the element of kindess and all...

Announcer: Oh? How interesting, well...anything else? I've been told you're quite frightening.

(Shy looks down)

Shy: well...the stare I guess...

Announcer: The stare? Show me?

Shy: Oh! No..

Announcer: please?

Shy: no...

Announcer: please, Ms. Shy?

Shy: NO!

(Shy glares at the screen, eyes red tinted and mouth pushed into a scowl)

Announcer: Holy mackrel, that's a stare you got there...

Shy: uh...

Announcer: uh...well...nice to meet you...

Shy: *wimpers*