Why should you be best Pony?

(the screen flickers on and shows Rarity putting up ribbons, moving things around, etc)

Announcer: *gasp*

(Rarity looks over her shoulder, then gently and lady-like sits on the couch)

Announcer: ok...Ms. Rarity, I...uh...love what you've done with this place...

(Rarity beams)

Rarity: Why, thank you dahling!

Announcer: yeah, ok, so what qualifies you to be the best pony?

(Rarity bats her eyelashes thoughtfully and sticks her bottom lip into a small pout)

Rarity: well...I am beautiful and talented in my line of work.

Announcer: which is...

Rarity: I am a well known fashion designer! Oh, and also gem hunter and a wonderful actress!

Announcer: Interesting. I hear that you are a resident diva and drama queen?

(Rarity looks shocked)

Rarity: What!? Well, I never! Moi? A d..d..(spits out the next word) DIVA?

(Rarity throws her face into a pillow)

Rarity: Never! I am a lady of high-class!

Announcer: uhm...Ms. Rarity?

(Rarity lifts her face just enough to look curious)

Announcer: We're done her. Nice to have talked to you...

(Rarity gently runs a hoof through her mane)

Rarity: And you as well dahling!