I am Jude

{Jude}

I groaned as Eli was still on top of me and we were having sex. Finally we were finished and we were lying on the bed and Eli was holding me in his arms.

"You just keep getting better and better, you know that?" Eli said.

"Huh?" I said. I was kind of in a daze at the moment. "What do you mean?"

Eli laughed, "Seriously? You're back to making your partners scream again and you're not being shy about it either anymore. I wonder does it have something to do with you working as a Sex Therapist?"

I shrugged. "I really don't know the answer to that. I never thought I would find my calling that way. You can thank Princess Celestia and Ivy for my pet name Sex God. I wonder if that's why I keep getting overbooked on appointments?"

Eli snorted. "Yup, a Sex God indeed, of course who wouldn't want to have a sex therapist that as a nickname Sex God."

"Of course, mom and dad seem to think my jobs are hilarious," I said. "Yeah me working as a sex therapist and a regular therapist is comedy in the making."

"I wonder if Rainbow Dash has told this information to Finn yet?" Eli laughed.

I rolled my eyes. "Let's hope not."

"Oh and what about that difficult couple? What were their names? William and Jasmine?" Eli asked.

"They're doing fine," I said. "And for some reason, they just can't get enough of me. Although I should've seen that one coming considering the main reason they got together in the first place was because of their obsession with me."

"Oh that's right!" Eli said. "I forgot, I've seen those two in your room a couple of times this week. Ivy just can't help but meddle in your sex life can she?"

"Yup and I have no idea what I'm going to do with her," I said. "Since she can hear my thoughts and I can hear hers, she uses that as a way to communicate with me by thought. Which is actually pretty smart, annoying but smart. That's exactly why I don't announce people's thoughts in front of everyone anymore because now I know what it feels like."

Eli chuckled, "Yeah I know, that spectacle of an argument you two got into the first time it started happening was hilarious indeed. Too bad you two didn't give an encore performance!"

I deadpanned, "No comment on that."

Even though Eli's teasing was kind of starting to get on my nerves, I felt content as to where I was at the moment, in Eli's arms, not in pain, just happy and comfortable for once in my life. I felt great relief now that I finally had my magic under control and could cast spells with the snap of a finger. Even Discord marvels at how well I can do that and he's the Lord of Chaos! He has the strongest magic besides an Alicorn's magic in Equestria! Celestia's impressed by me even more now too and she just can't get enough of me in the bedroom either. I've had sex with her in her pony form instead of her being transformed as Michael all the time and I must say the sex with her is pretty darn good.

Of course, even with all the partners that I've had, nothing compares to being with Ivy. Ivy feels the same way about me. But she still can't help but try and find new ways to get on my nerves by trying to get as many people as possible in my bed. What does she think I am? Some sort of sex crazed manic? Either way, it's still annoying.

Eli bit my ear to snap me out of my thoughts. "Ow! Hey what was that for?"

"Just because I felt like it," said Eli, "and besides you were starting to stare off into space. What yeah thinking about?"

"Well, mostly trying to figure out how to get Ivy to stop trying to get as many people in my bed as possible," I replied. "I don't need sex that many times a day. Not to mention she keeps trying to find ways get me to have sex with her out in public. Yeah, that's not happening any time soon."

Eli burst into laughter at that thought. He stopped laughing, "I mean can you blame her for wanting to show off her sex husband out in public? I bet she wants to get another dick picture from it too. Yeah that's a little bit creepy that she does that. I have no idea what creepy things Milo does to me when I'm asleep and trust me, I don't want to know."

"Yeah I think Ivy told me that as another way to either creep me out or get on my nerves," I said. "I don't know how she's able to keep doing that."

"Well you do realize she's your wife right?" Eli said. "Spouses or partners in my case tend to know each other better than they know themselves. Milo and I have been talking about getting married soon, because that's legal in Equestria. But Honestly I don't know if that's needed with us. I can do it if Milo wants to. I'll do just about anything to make Milo happy and if he wants me to be his spouse and not just his partner then I'm happy to do that for him. Either way, I'm committed to him and I don't think that's going to change anytime soon."

I smiled. "That's so romantic if you ask me. That's exactly how I feel about Ivy. We were just dating for a while and then I saw how much she wanted to be more than just a girlfriend towards me and I wanted to do anything I could to show her how important she is to me. Seeing her get a twinkle in her eye every time I make her happy puts a smile on my face. No offense to you or any of my other sex partners I have, but nothing compares to being with Ivy and she feels the same way about me."

"Awww," said Eli, "that's adorable! I love it when you can make the ones you care about happy. That's worth so much it's priceless. Oh, before I forget did you hear? Noah is coming back for a visit."

The fact that Noah was coming and just for a visit this time was news to me. I shook my head. "No, I didn't hear the news. I haven't really bothered to listen to anyone's thoughts lately. I've been thinking about other things at the moment, like doing my job of course. And I'm totally happy that I can control my magic now because I seriously don't feel like seeing through walls every time I turn around and seeing things that I truly do not want to see."

Eli snorted. "I remember the day your magic was unlocked by the Machine. You came into the computer room with a frantic look on your face. What did you say? Oh yeah that's right! I have lost my damn mind!"

"That's when I found out that I could see through walls," I said, "and that was first time I saw two of my guards having sex. It's not that I don't want people to have sex because it's natural, I just don't want to see it."

Eli found that funny, "I didn't realize that happened! No wonder why you thought you were going crazy! It is funny though, it almost seems as if that event foreshadowed you becoming the Prince of Love aka Sex God."

"I wonder what Noah is going to want to do when he comes back? Uh, when is he coming back?" I asked.

I turned my head around and saw Eli grinning and suddenly I regretted asking the question and I didn't want to know. So I didn't listen in on his thoughts.

"Oh I have idea of what Noah might want to do when he gets back Mr. Sex God," Eli laughed.

"On second thought, I don't want to know and no I'm not listening in on your thoughts," I said.

"Okay then, suit yourself," Eli said.

If Noah was going to want what I think he's going to want when he comes here, I don't know if I want to give it to him. Sure, my pet name is Sex God but I'm not actually a god. Having sex with an actual god might be more than I can handle.

* * *

{Eli}

I still find it funny that Jude gets annoyed by Ivy trying to find as many people or ponies for that matter into his bed. If you ask me, I don't blame him considering Milo's sex drive is way too high for me to handle. I don't think I would want a handful of people in my bed everyday either. Noah has expressed interest in getting into bed with Jude, I don't envy his situation. Honestly, there's no way I would have sex with actual god. Now that's definitely way too much to handle.

Finally, the day came for Noah to visit and he paid his respects to Rainbow Dash by bowing to her. She was very surprised by this because of the fact that an actual god was bowing to her. Although it made sense because Rainbow Dash is the ruler of Equestria now and Noah is the type of guy to respect that.

As Noah and I walked around the castle aimlessly, we were just having a casual conversation. I tried to keep myself from laughing when the conversation turned towards talking about Jude.

"So," said Noah , "is Prince Jude going to be around anytime soon?"

"Oh yeah," I said, "he's training with Oliver right now, if you want we can stop by there and watch from the observation balcony?"

I had to bite my tongue when Noah 's face lit up with a smile and he had a twinkle in his eye. "Sure I wouldn't mind watching Prince Jude train! Now that he has his magic under control, I'm curious to see what he can do with it now."

Uh-huh, I bet that's not the only thing he's curious about. I thought. I can't hear a person's thoughts but I can read body language. I can tell Noah totally wants Jude and Ivy has been planning to find a way to get Noah into his bed.

So we went to the observation balcony and Noah watched Jude train with excitement.

"Honestly Eli," I heard Milo say, "what is so funny?"

"Huh?" I said, "I didn't think I was laughing."

"No you weren't laughing," said Milo. "But I know that look of amusement when I see it."

"Oh." I said. I made a motion for Milo to come closer to me and whispered into his ear what I was going with Noah 's feelings towards Jude.

Milo smiled and nodded because he knew what Ivy had been planning lately. Without another word he sat down beside me and watched Jude train. I thought it was cute how Noah felt about Jude, but I still don't envy Jude's situation at all.

* * *

{Jude}

Once I got done with training, Noah and Eli were outside the training area to greet me. I was a little bit surprised with how much excitement Noah showed when he saw me.

"Wow, you were awesome with your training Prince Jude!" Noah cheered. "I'm so glad you have magic under control now. I…"

When Noah trailed off I saw Eli trying so hard to stifle a laugh. I gave him a pointed look because I didn't think this was something to laugh at. I listened in on Noah 's thoughts and as soon as I did, I wished I hadn't.

I'm not so sure if hanging out with Prince Jude right now is a good idea, I mean the last time he saw me I was tracking down that idiot Logan. Noah thought. Maybe I should just write a love letter instead and admire him from afar so to speak? Though I really-

That's when I stopped listening to his thoughts and thought, Yeah I don't know if hanging out is the only thing he wants to do. If that were the case and all Noah wanted to do was hang out, I don't see a problem with that. But if the hints Eli gave me are correct then…

"We can just hang out if you want Noah ?" I said. "I don't mind that at all."

"Oh uh, oops," Noah gave a nervous laugh, "I forgot you could read minds, Prince Jude. I, uh…"

Noah looked away and once again I listened in on his thoughts, Good job Noah! You just had to think about that didn't you? But it's been a while for me as far as having sex goes. I've been so busy with other things- Oh crap! Just don't think about it while you're here, that's rude. And I'm pretty sure Prince Jude doesn't want to listen in on my dirty thoughts about him. Why me?

I stopped listening to Noah 's thoughts and at this point, I felt bad for him. I mean being so busy that you don't have time to have sex? I didn't think that was even possible, although with my job that's kind of necessary for me. But I don't think having sex with the guy out of pity was a good thing either.

"There you are Jude!" Ivy said. "Of course I should've thought to look for you here. Duh, what was I thinking? Of course, this is the time you train with Oliver."

I turned around and raised my eyebrow when I saw the mischievous look on her face. "No, I'm not listening in on your thoughts Ivy, because I know you're up to something, as always."

Ivy shifted her gaze which confirmed my suspicions, "What? Me? Up to something? Why would you think that Jude? Do you seriously think I'm always up to something 24/7?"

"Well every time you're around me, that seems to be the case lately," I said. "And I don't want to know and it's getting on my nerves! So if I were you, I'd knock it off!"

Ivy chuckled, "Or what? You going to go on another demon rampage again? I'm so scared, somebody save me!"

Yeah Ivy's lost her damn mind! As usual, why am I not surprised? Honestly, I think she needs therapy and not from me. I don't think I would be able to help her. I thought.

Ivy doubled over in laughter and then she stopped laughing and said, "Ah yes doctor, can you find someone to fix my head for me?"

"Uh, doctor?" Noah asked.

Ivy nodded. "Jude here now works as a Sex Therapist and a Regular Therapist too."

"I see." Noah said. He smiled and looked away.

I looked over to see Eli was having a field day with this and he was trying so hard to keep his laughter at bay.

Seriously Ivy? I thought. Did you really have to give Noah that information, now he's really going to- you were planning this weren't you?

What do you think Jude? Ivy thought.

At this point I actually wished Color Rain would come by and ask me to play a game of teleportation hide and go seek so I would have an excuse to do something else.

Oh come on Jude! Ivy thought. Sex everyday isn't that bad! If you ask me you need it more than anyone I know.

Why? I thought. Because I think I'm fine on that! Let's see there's you, Eli, Milo, Celestia and now William and Jasmine, so yeah I think I'm good. Seriously! I don't need anymore partners for crying out loud! What am I going to have to do to get you to stop meddling in my sex life?

Two things, have sex with Noah and then have sex with me in public. Then I'll leave you alone. But until then, I'll just keep having fun getting anyone into your bed that I can think of. Ivy thought.

I thought about it. On one hand, having sex with Noah would help him out and I am a Sex Therapist after all. Being too busy to have sex could probably take a toll on someone. At the same time I still wasn't comfortable with the idea of having sex with Ivy out in public.

There was a long awkward silence between me, Noah, Ivy and Eli. Eli was the one that broke it, "Well look at the time, I think Ivy and I have some things that we need to take care of. So we'll just leave you and Noah alone so you two can get to know each other better."

"Huh?" Ivy said.

"Come on Ivy," said Eli, "let's go!"

Noah gave Eli and Ivy an amused look when he saw them walk away as fast as they could as if they had somewhere important to be. Once Ivy and Eli left, there was an awkward silence between me and Noah. I could tell by the look on his face that he was nervous just to even be around me.

Great, this isn't awkward at all. Nope nothing awkward here. I thought.

"So, uh, what do you want to do?" Noah asked. "I mean, uh, we don't have to do anything at all. I could just leave, I totally understand if you don't want to hang out or anything like that."

"No it's okay we can hang out," I said, "that's completely fine by me. You're the visitor here, so what do you want to do?"

Noah looked at me as if he were stunned by me asking what he wanted to do. He gulped, "Maybe we could go sight seeing or something like that?"

Wow he's nervous, not even I was this nervous around Ivy. Thankfully, I have a spell that helps with that. I thought. I reached over and took Noah by surprise when I put a hand on his shoulder and cast a spell that I developed to help calm people down around me. I find that this spell helps my clients loosen up and tell me what's going on. Noah 's muscles instantly relaxed and he smiled at me.

"What did you just do Prince Jude?" Noah asked.

"Now that I have my magic under control," I said, "I've finally been able to develop some spells of my own. The spell that I cast on you is one that I use is to help my clients calm down enough to tell me what's wrong because they get nervous because their therapist is a prince."

Noah smiled. "You really do care about people a lot, Prince Jude."

"Noah , just call me Jude okay?" I said.

Noah nodded. "Okay then, Jude, it makes sense that you're the Prince of Love now from what Princess Ivy's told me."

"So," I said, "I'm going to ask you this again, what do you want to do?"

"Oh well, I did plan on visiting Canterlot Gardens." Noah said. "Not the garden behind the Castle, no offense it is beautiful and all but I really want to see the one that's the tourist attraction."

I smiled because I've been to the Canterlot Gardens too. It's the most beautiful place in Equestria. That's a perfect place for me and Noah to just hang out.

"Sure no problem, just let me go change and we can go there." I said.

* * *

After Noah and I got done touring the Canterlot Gardens, I was kind of amused by the ponies and people gawking at Noah and eventually Noah actually looked a little bit tired. He did nod off a couple of times on the train ride back to the Castle. When we got back to the castle I didn't really want Noah to have to walk the long way back to the guest room so I offered for him to stay in my room. So Noah went back to my room with me and I offered him a change of clothes to sleep in which he gratefully took.

Once we both got into bed, Noah just seemed happy to be beside me. Then he asked me if he could hold me and I let him. I figured if it helps him sleep then that was fine. I found it funny that once Noah fell asleep he was snoring.

Aww he's adorable sleeping, although I'm surprised his snoring isn't loud enough to shake the building, considering he's a god and all. I thought.

Then Noah started to talk in his sleep and I covered my mouth to keep myself from laughing so I didn't wake him up. "Oh no, I don't mind Prince Jude, you can take my clothes off first. But you don't have to if you don't want to. Honestly we don't have to do anything you don't want to do. It's okay, I understand."

Well at least Ivy gave me some sort of entertainment for the night. Too bad I didn't sleep with him like she wanted me too. But this is entertaining. I thought.

"Okay," Noah mumbled as he slept, "you can look at it if you want to. I don't mind at all. I think you'll like what you see."

Nope, I'm not laughing, no not going to laugh and I'm not recording this. I thought.

Noah mumbled in his sleep once again, "Wow, Prince Jude, yours is a lot bigger than I thought it would be."

At this point I couldn't hold in my laughter even if I wanted to. I laughed so hard I fell out of the bed. This startled Noah enough to wake him up. "Huh? What? When? Where? Why?" He paused when he looked at the ground and saw me laughing. "Uh, what's so funny Jude?"

I composed myself, "Do you realize you talk in your sleep?"

Noah gulped, "Y-Y-Yes, I know that. My ex-boyfriend told me and apparently most of the time I dream about sex. I'm sorry Jude if I said anything stupid like that."

I snorted. "It's okay Noah, you can't control what you do when you're asleep. Although you did give me some entertainment for the night."

"I uh…" Noah said. He blushed and looked away. "Maybe I should go to my guest room and stay there for the rest of the night? I think I've been stupid around you enough so-"

"Oh no you don't Noah!" I said. I grabbed Noah and pulled him into my arms and shoved my tongue in his mouth.

Noah held me tight and I could tell he didn't want to let go. I also knew that by the way he was acting that he really wanted me. I was trying my best to encourage him to do what he desired to do to me by touching him in areas where I know drives people nuts but he was holding back big time.

It was interesting to me because I do that with my clients all the time and it gets them in the mood to have sex with their partners right then and there. That's usually when I step out of the room and let them do their thing and most of the time that helps them with their issues. With Noah it seemed like he was going to be a difficult person to encourage to have sex with me. That was fine by me and it turned me on just thinking about how much of a challenge it was going to be to push him over the edge to the point where he wouldn't be able to hold himself back.

I think I know exactly what's going to work to get him to lose control. I thought. I reached down and put my hand down his pants and grabbed his dick. After a while of me masturbating him, it seemed to feel like he was starting to lose control but he was still holding back.

"Um Jude," Noah said when he stopped kissing me for a bit, "can you keep touching me like that?"

Noah moaned as I kept stroking his dick and it seemed that he was just loving the very fact that my hand was on his dick. After a while he climaxed and he let out a sigh of relief when it happened. I guess the fact that he just climaxed by me touching him turned him on and it also pushed him over the edge to where he lost control and pushed me over so I was lying on my back. As Noah took my clothes off he said, "Don't worry Jude, I'll try my best to be gentle. If you don't like it just tell me to stop."

I nodded. Once Noah thrust into me, I moaned. I kept telling him to keep going and a couple of times I encouraged him to go faster which he had no problem doing. This time it was me that couldn't get enough of Noah and I just wanted this to keep going for as long as it possibly could.

When we were finished I was kind of disappointed that it ended, but as they say all good things must come to an end.

"Wow Noah," I said, "now that was something else. Man that felt good!"

"I'm glad you liked it," said Noah, then he yawned, "unfortunately even gods need to sleep. I guess we should call it a night and sleep?"

I nodded. As I drifted off to sleep I kept thinking that if anyone deserves the title of Sex God it should be Noah.